[muffled upbeat pop rock music]

[低沉的歡快的流行搖滾音樂]

- Oh.

- 哦。

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

[sighs]

[嘆氣]

[chuckles]

[笑聲]

[dramatic music]

[戲劇性音樂]

[elevator chimes]

[電梯風鈴]

- Good morning.

- 早晨好

I'm sorry. Excuse me.

我很抱歉。對不起，對不起

Sir Mr. DeVille, Leader of Men.

德維爾爵士，人類的領袖。

[keys clacking] Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

I figured out the mystery

我明白了其中的奧祕

with John and the comb.

與約翰和梳子。

I can't wait to tell you.

我迫不及待地想告訴你。

And...send.

還有......發送。

[sighs]

[嘆氣]

[computer beeps]

[電腦嗶嗶聲]

- What?

- 什麼？

[bass drops] [gasps]

[低音滴] [喘氣]

Fuck me! I emailed Christian!

操我！我給克里斯蒂安發了郵件！

- [exhales]

- [呼氣]

[knocks]

[敲門]

- Come in. [voice echoes]

- 進來吧[聲音迴響]

[suspenseful music]

[懸念音樂]

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♪ ♪

I received an email.

我收到一封郵件。

I have to say, I was a bit, um, surprised.

我不得不說，我有點，嗯，驚訝。

Most people would never dare to send me such an email.

大多數人都不敢給我發這樣的郵件。

So...

所以...

I guess I just have one question.

我想我只有一個問題。

What is up with John and the comb?

約翰和梳子是怎麼回事？

- Oh!

- 哦！

Um.

嗯。

Well, yes. So...

嗯，是的，所以...那麼...

Earlier this week,

本週早些時候。

I saw John drop a comb out of his pocket.

我看到約翰從口袋裡掉出一把梳子。

- Okay, first of all--

- 好吧，首先...

What? [laughs]

什麼？[笑]

Why would a bald man have a comb?

禿子為什麼會有一把梳子？

- That's what I was wondering!

- 這就是我想知道的!

Then when I tried to give it back,

然後當我想把它還回去的時候。

he denied the comb was his.

他否認梳子是他的。

- Oh, okay, now this is just getting weird.

- 哦，好吧，現在這只是越來越奇怪。

- So I come in this morning... - Oh, this is today?

- 所以我今天早上來...- 哦，這是今天？

I'm sorry. I'm interrupting.

對不起，我打擾了。 I'm sorry.我打擾了。

You go.

你去吧

- And I'm in the parking garage,

- 而我在停車場。

and I see him sitting in his car

我看到他坐在車裡

combing his bald head.

梳著他的光頭。

- I am freaking out right now!

- 我現在都快嚇壞了！

I could flip. - I'm not done.

我可以翻轉。- 我還沒說完呢

This is where it gets really weird.

這就是它變得非常奇怪的地方。

He started combing an invisible

他開始梳理一個看不見的

pony tail!

馬尾

- High and tight, or side?

- 高而緊，還是側？

- Hard to say.

- 很難說。

But I could tell he was imagining bangs!

但我看得出他在想象劉海!

- [laughing]

- [笑]

Now that is haunting! - [laughs]

現在，這是令人難忘的！- [笑]

- By the way, have you ever noticed

- 對了，你有沒有注意到

how in meetings he always says,

在會議上他總是說：

"Oh, I was just thinking that."

"哦，我正有此意。"

- You know, I was just thinking that.

- 你知道，我只是在想。

- I was just thinking that. - I was thinking that.

- 我只是在想。- 我是這麼想的。

- No, really, I was. I was thinking that.

- 不，真的，我是。我是這麼想的。

[both laughing]

[都笑了]