I know.

我知道，我知道

Without you, Troy, make me proud.

沒有你，特洛伊，讓我驕傲。

Be the first black man to get to the end.

成為第一個到達終點的黑人。

Oh, we owe yeah, Hobbit e.

哦，我們欠你的，霍比特人E。

I love you, E no e Somewhere out there beneath a Pam Moon night.

我愛你，E no e 在Pam月夜下的某個地方。

He did it.

他做到了

Good boy.

好孩子

Feeble.

虛弱的。

Commencing reward.

開始獎勵。

I have to open the cage.

我必須打開籠子。

You don't have to warn me.

你不必警告我。

I'm not everybody.

我不是所有人。

Shut up!

閉嘴！

Great.

厲害

Which one of us is gonna at home and change hilarious guys in my office and then staked out my apartment every day?

我們誰會在家裡，在我的辦公室裡換個熱鬧的傢伙，然後每天在我的公寓裡放哨？

War it?

戰爭？

That is not pathetic.

這不是可憐。

Okay, well, good job.

好吧，好吧，幹得好。

I guess I'm heading home games now.

我想我現在要去看主場比賽了。

Oh, hey.

哦，嘿。

Traffic.

交通：

Did I miss it?

我錯過了嗎？

Don't let it.

不要讓它。

Were arm wrestling?

是手臂摔跤？

No.

不知道

No.

不知道

Well, it's still own it over the top, but I'm not sure about the rules.

嗯，這還是自己的過人之處，但我不清楚規則。

Don't I need a semi truck and a 10 year old son.

我不需要一輛半卡車和一個10歲的兒子嗎？

The rules are you suck.

規則是你很爛。

Let's go.

我們走吧

I want to wait for a more inspiring songs.

我想等待更多鼓舞人心的歌曲。

Score isn't right.

分數不對。

Way go.

走吧

Yeah, you It broke my head, you bastard!

是啊，你把我的頭打碎了，你這個混蛋！

Zuletzt grand.

Zuletzt grand.

Pero manteca capita cerveza is bueno bueno.

曼特卡的人均消費是很好的。

A rodeo?

競技比賽？

Yeah.

是啊。

What?

什麼？

It's 2009 321 Troian of it in the morning and we're back with Greendale.

這是2009年321特羅伊安的它在早上，我們又回到了格林代爾。

Resident animal expert star Burns.

駐場動物專家明星伯恩斯。

My name's Alex Star Burns joins us with his pet turtle, Shelly.

我叫亞歷克斯・斯塔・伯恩斯，和他的寵物烏龜雪莉一起加入我們。

Now I understand Shelly can eat over five mice a day.

現在我明白了，雪莉一天能吃五隻以上的老鼠。

That's impressive.

真是令人印象深刻。

Turtles don't eat mice.

烏龜不吃老鼠。

What do they?

他們是幹什麼的？

I don't know.

我不知道。

Pellets annoying.

顆粒煩人。

That's disappointing.

真讓人失望。

That's not good.

這不是很好。

Look what is going on here.

看看這裡發生了什麼。

I was studying for my e con midterm.

我在為我的e con期中考試學習。

You guys walk in, you hand me this turtle, and then you tell me to smile for the folks at home.

你們走進來，把這隻烏龜遞給我，然後叫我對家裡的人笑一笑。

What folks at home?

家裡有什麼人？

Oh, things give you salmonella, you know?

哦，東西會讓你得沙門氏菌，你知道嗎？

Let's go to Garrett with the check on the weather.

我們去加勒特那裡看看天氣吧。

It's still sunny.

現在還是晴天。

Speaking of anniversaries, it is the third anniversary of me and Abed watching Freaky Friday for the first time.

說到週年紀念日，今天是我和阿貝德第一次看《瘋狂的星期五》的三週年紀念日。

Oh, thank you.

哦，謝謝你。

Remember movie Charlie is having an end of the video store chain industry sale.

記得電影《查理》正在進行視頻店連鎖產業的終端銷售。

So I got you a six pack of body switching movies and a two year old box of Raisinets, all for under five bucks.

所以我給你買了六包換體電影和一盒兩年前的葡萄乾，都是五塊錢以下。

All right, man, change up.

好了，夥計，換個地方。

13 going on 30 17 again 18 again.

13下去30 17又18又。

Vice versa.

反之亦然。

Jets Ronald.

Jets Ronald.

Oh, freaky Friday.

哦，怪異的星期五。

Oh, Troy, you are so thoughtful.

哦，特洛伊，你是如此周到。

I wish I had the capacity for sentimentality like you do me?

我希望我也能像你對我一樣，有多愁善感的能力？

I wish I was more like you.

我希望我更像你。

No emotional hang ups, Endless cool adventures.

沒有感情的牽絆，無盡的酷炫冒險。

You have it so easy.

你有這麼容易。

No, you do, Troy, No, You do a bed.

不，你做的，特洛伊，不，你做了一張床。

I wish I could switch places with you for just one day.

我希望能和你換個地方，哪怕只有一天。

Oh!

哦！

Oh, sorry.

哦，對不起。

Routine light switch check.

常規的燈光開關檢查。

E Thought that would work.

以為這樣就可以了。

Yeah, we're all Florida didn't.

是的，我們都是佛羅里達州沒有。

Attention, students.

同學們，請注意。

This is Abed and the disco spider here at Greendale.

這是阿貝德和迪斯科蜘蛛在格林代爾。

Greendale, Greendale.

Greendale, Greendale.

Say what A few quick announcements.

說什麼呢？

Announcement number one.

第一條公告。

All announcements will be cool.

所有的公告都會很酷。

Starting right now.

從現在開始

Announcement number two, but soup announcement number three.

公告二號，但湯公告三號。

I am not Haji from Johnny Quest.

我不是Johnny Quest裡的Haji.

Jeff Winger on security news.

傑夫-溫格的安全新聞。

You guys gotta start locking the dean's door so guys like us don't get any.

你們得開始鎖上院長的門，這樣像我們這樣的人就不會得到任何好處。

Hey, thanks.

嘿，謝謝。

Once a poem a time there was a big spaceship and aliens and mercenaries and war and betrayal and romance and karate and credits the and we should write a screenplay together.

曾經有一首詩，有一次，有一個大的宇宙飛船和外星人和僱傭兵，戰爭和背叛，浪漫和空手道和信用，我們應該寫一個劇本在一起。

Cool, cool, Cool.

酷，酷，酷。

I am kick puncher my cyber punches at the power of kicks.

我是踢拳手我的網絡拳在踢的力量。

That that Oh, okay.

那個，哦，好吧。

E m Lunch kicker.

E m 午餐踢球者。

Meet your match.

遇到你的對手。

Yeah, I love you.

是的，我愛你。

Keep puncher The only thing beyond the reach of my fists is humanity.

繼續衝鋒陷陣 我的拳頭唯一無法觸及的就是人性。

You should really couldn't do your part.

你應該真的不能盡到你的責任。

Yeah, I asked her.

是的，我問她。

She wasn't available.

她沒空。

Let's go film this vaccine.

我們去拍這個疫苗吧。

Please have it.

請收下吧

Please allow May.

請允許五月。

Okay, thanks.

好的，謝謝

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Let me see.

讓我看看

That's not good.

這不是很好。

They said market price.

他們說是市場價。

What market are you shopping at?

你在哪個市場購物？

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Great.

厲害

I'm going to run Me too.

我也要跑 我也要跑

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

On 3123 in the future.

在3123上，未來。

Mission Control headed for base Target acquired.

任務控制中心前往基地，目標已獲。

Two cardboard boxes.

兩個紙箱。

Mission Control.

任務控制：

I got a bogey on my six.

我的六號洞有一個柏忌。

Yeah, I'm on your six.

是的，我在你的六點鐘方向。

Evasive maneuvers are about to become still on your six.

迴避動作即將成為靜止在你六。

I took evasive maneuvers.

我採取了規避動作。

You can't be in my six.

你不能在我的六人組裡。

Then I'm on your 12.

那我就在你的12樓

That means I'm on your six good spaceships.

這意味著我在你的六艘好飛船上。

Just Troy.

只是特洛伊。

It's me.

是我啊

I'll bet I made it through.

我敢打賭，我一定能通過。

I'm a cartoon.

我是一個卡通。

Now.

現在就去

That's impossible.

這是不可能的。

Nothing's impossible in here.

在這裡沒有什麼是不可能的。

Animals contol.

動物爭奪。

Your heart is shaped like a heart.

你的心形像一顆心。

And the smell of Pichon make you float.

而碧尚的味道讓你飄飄欲仙。

You have to believe Troy.

你必須相信特洛伊

Wait.

等一下

You don't have to believe I didn't.

你不必相信我沒有。

It didn't.

它沒有。

I may have done some damage there.

我可能在那裡造成了一些傷害。

The war has no more reason to continue.

戰爭已經沒有理由再繼續下去了。

And yet it does between the two.

然而這兩者之間確實。

That began it.

這就開始了。

They just kept fighting, like for hours.

他們就這樣一直打，打了好幾個小時。

Come on, guys.

來吧，夥計們。

Let's wrap this up.

讓我們把這個包起來。

I don't want Oh, me neither.

我也不想哦，我也不想。

Why not?

為什麼不呢？

This is gonna be the last thing we ever do together.

這將是我們在一起做的最後一件事。

You can't stop, but doesn't that kind of solve your problem?

你停不下來，但這不也算是解決了你的問題嗎？

The realization that you like each other so much you hit each other with pillows forever knowing that doesn't feel like enough anymore.

意識到自己太喜歡對方了，永遠用枕頭打對方，知道覺得不夠了。

Yeah, we're grown ups now.

是啊，我們現在是成年人了。

We have grown up problems.

我們有成長的問題。

That's very clear.

這很清楚。

Unless you use those magical friendship hats that I got for you.

除非你用我給你買的那些神奇的友誼帽。

I'm not stupid, Jeffrey.

我不傻，傑弗裡。

You know, you made those sarcastically.

你知道，你是在諷刺我。

Yes.

是的，我知道

Yes.

是的，我知道

And I will roll my eyes at both of you when I put them on your heads, because that's the way I am.

當我把它們戴在你們頭上的時候，我會對你們倆翻白眼，因為我就是這樣的人。

But that's not the way you have to bay.

但這不是你的方式，你必須海灣。

We might be interested.

我們可能會感興趣。

Okay, then here's your magical friendship.

好吧，那這就是你的神奇友誼。

Hat on, Jeff.

帽子上，傑夫。

What?

什麼？

You left the magical friendship hats at the dean's office.

你把魔法友誼帽留在了院長辦公室。

Right?

對吧？

Women are funny.

女人很有趣。

Your wife must have a sense of humor.

你老婆一定很有幽默感。

She's seen you naked.

她看過你的裸體。

Uh, don't like you come back.

呃，不喜歡你回來。

Do I call you or do I just commit a crime.

我是給你打電話，還是直接犯罪。

Probably committing a crime would get me to Ukraine.

可能犯罪會讓我去烏克蘭。

This is me and my most invited you and good night.

這是我和我最邀請的你，晚安。