That's crazy, son.

那太瘋狂了，兒子。

All it does is this thing.

它所做的就是這個事情。

E Got it, E Levi.

知道了，E-李維。

Man, this is 1 $10 on this Scratch off, honey.

夥計，這可是10塊錢的刮刮樂，親愛的。

Yeah.

是啊。

Quit pulling my dead.

別再拉我的屍體了。

What?

什麼？

Come up in here.

上來這裡。

Lying to me?

騙我？

I ain't buying it.

我才不買賬呢

You pulling my dick?

你在拉我的老二？

First of all, I ain't lying to you.

首先，我沒有騙你。

And second of all, that's not the phrase Come up in here.

其次，這句話不是 "上來吧"。

Piss on my dick.

在我的雞巴上撒尿。

Tell me it's raining.

告訴我在下雨。

Piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

在我的腿上撒尿，告訴我在下雨。

Now you're gonna piss and pull on my dick.

現在你要在我的雞巴上撒尿和拉扯。

Come on.

來吧。

Do you understand?

你明白嗎？

You got all your wrongs.

你有你所有的錯誤。

No, actually, you got it wrong.

不，實際上，你弄錯了。

Yeah, Yeah.

是啊，是啊。

See, you ain't even got a dick to stand on it.

你看，你甚至沒有一個傢伙站在它。

Okay, okay.

好吧，好吧。

Let me ask you a question.

讓我問你一個問題。

What do you call those old plastic building blocks?

你把這些舊塑膠積木叫做什麼？

What, you mean Biko's name?

什麼，你是說比子的名字？

A famous comic strip detective leg?

著名漫畫偵探腿？

Tracy, what's with questions, man?

特雷西，什麼是與問題，男人？

Do you know the name of a giant cartoon rooster?

你知道巨型卡通公雞的名字嗎？

Foghorn dick horn.

霧角雞巴角。

Okay, you're done.

好了，你完成了。

You done give that Mhm.

你已經給了，嗯。

All right, You just gotta You gotta leave now just cause I got a dick up on you.

好吧，你現在就得走，就因為我對你動了手腳。

I'm elected to marijuana.

我當選為大麻。

This weed is mad Tight Yeah, man, I'm super high dog Hey, yo, let me ask you a question on the rial.

這大麻太瘋狂了 是啊，夥計，我是超級大狗 嘿，喲，讓我問你一個問題 關於里亞爾。

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Go ahead, Ben.

是啊，是啊，是啊，繼續，本。

Hey, man, where my Dukie go?

嘿，夥計，我的Dukie去哪了？

Mhm.

嗯

Oh, what my Dukie?

哦，什麼我的杜基？

Where do we go?

我們要去哪裡？

It go down in the toilet, You know that?

它在馬桶裡掉下去了，你知道嗎？

No, man, I ain't stupid.

不，夥計，我不傻。

Where do we go after that compartment?

那廂房之後，我們要去哪裡？

Quit playing.

別玩了

I don't know.

我不知道。

It goes down the sewer, You know, Everybody go down there.

它順著下水道走，你知道，每個人都去那裡。

Yeah, everybody's duke.

是啊，大家都是公爵。

It goes down in the sewer where my Dukie go After that, that washes out to the ocean, I guess.

它在下水道里，我的Dukie去 之後，它被衝到海里，我想。

Hold up, Hold up.

等等，等等

Dolphins swim with my Dukie.

海豚和我的杜基一起游泳。

I don't know, man.

我不知道，夥計。

I mean, I don't I really don't know we're in the ocean.

我的意思是，我不... 我真的不知道我們在海里。

Yep.

是的。

What happens to the Dukie?

杜基會怎麼樣？

I'm just taking a stab like a wild guess.

我只是像胡亂猜測一樣，試探一下。

Alright that the Dukie like probably go up in the air and, like, evaporates and then turns into the cloud A Dukie cloud.

好吧，Dukie喜歡可能去 在空氣中，一樣，蒸發，然後變成雲 一個Dukie雲。

Oh, this everybody's Dukie mix up goes up in the cloud and then the rains down.

哦，這個大家的Dukie混合起來就會升到雲端，然後雨點就會落下來。

That's gangster.

這就是黑幫。

Just can we stop talking about duty right now?

我們能不能不要再談責任了？

I just thought of something.

我只是想到了一些東西。

Yes.

是的，我知道

What is it?

什麼事？

What is it, Levi?

怎麼了，李維？

The pieces of my Dukie.

我的Dukie的碎片。

Yep.

是的。

Falls on the ground.

落在地上。

That's true.

這倒是真的。

Yep.

是的。

And becomes a plan.

併成為一個計劃。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Okay, that's good.

好吧，這是很好的。

Now we're done with the duke.

現在，我們已經完成了公爵。

You talk right.

你說的對

Dukie plan that reaches towards the sky.

伸向天空的杜琪計劃。

Wow.

哇哦

Hey said, Yeah, Lever.

嘿說，是啊，利華。

If my Dukie could make it out of the hood, maybe we can sue.

如果我的Dukie能從引擎蓋裡出來，也許我們可以起訴。

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

Maybe Maybe Levi.

也許吧，也許是李維。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

You hungry?

你餓了嗎？

E?

E?

Yeah, man.

是啊，夥計。

Um what you want pizza?

嗯，你想要什麼比薩餅？

Chinese killed that noise, man.

中國人殺了那個噪音，男人。

I got a rather to we.

我得到了一個相當給我們。

Oh, that's a wrap, dude.

哦，那是一個包，夥計。

All right.

好吧，我知道了

Ain't that's a writer to yo Rather to you go make my man a sandwich.

你不是作家，你去給我的人做個三明治吧。

Yeah.

是啊。

So, what you got?

那麼，你得到了什麼？

What?

什麼？

The sign you let a rat up in your house?

你在家裡放了一隻老鼠的標誌？

What is me?

我是什麼？

I don't know what to say, man.

我不知道該說什麼，夥計。

I got a writer.

我有一個作家。

Toyman.

玩具人。

He is chef, just like you know all that movies, man.

他是廚師，就像你知道所有的電影，男人。

No, no.

不，不。

Hey, there's only there's only one movie, Levi, all right?

嘿，只有只有一部電影，李維，好嗎？

And he's not a rather to it.

而且他不是一個相當到。

He's a rat.

他是一隻老鼠。

And his name is Remmy.

他的名字叫雷米

Potato, potato, potato.

洋芋，洋芋，洋芋。

I got myself a rather to eat.

我給自己買了個相當吃的。

That's all I know.

我只知道這些

order up.

訂購了。

Damn!

媽的！

Come on, Levi Walla, Leave.

來吧，李維-瓦拉，離開。

I look at this thing, man.

我看這個東西，男人。

You see?

你看到了嗎？

It got bite marks all over it.

身上都是咬痕。

Any good chef has to taste his creation.

任何一個好廚師都要品嚐他的創作。

That's rap.

這就是說唱。

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

On the sandwich.

在三文治上。

He didn't make a sandwich, though.

不過，他沒有做三明治。

Hell, no.

地獄，沒有。

I'm out.

我不幹了

My dude, You need help.

我的朋友，你需要幫助。

Oh, well, gratitude.

哦，好吧，感恩。

We?

我們？

Another negative review.

又是一個負面評價。

Maybe you wanted Charlotte's Web.

也許你想看《夏洛特的網》。

Oh, Oh, please don't say anything.

哦，哦，請不要說什麼。

Please, just keep it to yourself.

請你不要說出去。

Whatever.

管他呢

Oh, thought you had an idea.

哦，我還以為你有個主意呢

I do.

我是這麼想的

We need to make an album, like for a smartphone.

我們需要做一個相冊，就像智能手機一樣。

An app that all the people could download.

一個所有的人都能下載的應用。

And then we make million's.

然後我們賺取百萬的。

It's just hard to come up with men.

只是很難拿出男人。

It's like catching lightning in a bottle.

這就像在瓶子裡抓到了閃電。

I already got that.

我已經知道了。

You got what?

你得到了什麼？

Lightning in a bottle.

瓶子裡的閃電。

Really?

真的嗎？

What's the idea?

有什麼想法？

No, no idea.

不，不知道。

I got actual lightning in a bottle.

我得到了真正的瓶子裡的閃電。

No, Levi, that's just a phrase.

不，李維，這只是一個短語。

I got that dog lightning in a bottle blip.

我得到了那隻狗閃電在瓶子裡的曇花一現。

That's crazy, son.

那太瘋狂了，兒子。

Would you get that some old Chinese man something to me years ago?

你能不能把那個中國老頭多年前給我的東西拿出來？

E.

E.

I mean, that's some supernatural man, man.

我的意思是，這是一些超自然的人，男人。

All that does is this e e got it.

所做的就是這個e e得到了它。

My seriously man, would it be like a app that reminds you when your favorite television shows a wrong?

我認真的人，它會像一個應用程序，提醒你 當你最喜歡的電視節目的錯誤？

No way.

不可能

Got to address this crazy ass bottle that you got.

必須解決這個瘋狂的屁股瓶，你有。

What?

什麼？

A bottle.

一瓶。

What bottle?

什麼瓶子？

Your bottle gripped the lightning in it.

你的瓶子抓住了其中的閃電。

You still on that?

你還在用那個？

Yes.

是的，我知道

How does it work?

它是如何工作的？

Subject?

課題？

I don't know.

我不知道。

It's the classic lightning in the bottle Guy Classic.

這就是經典的瓶中閃電蓋伊經典。

Look, you just open your life, blended.

你看，你只是打開你的生活，混合。

Okay?

好嗎？

You know what?

你知道嗎？

You shouldn't have this.

你不應該有這個。

This belongs to the military or something.

這屬於軍隊什麼的。

But that happened.

但這一切都發生了。

Oh, no.

哦，不

We don't need the app.

我們不需要這個應用。

You've got the goose that laid the golden egg.

你已經得到了下金蛋的鵝。

How do you know about honkers?

你是怎麼知道honkers的？

What?

什麼？

This Mother Aucas, get in on this app idea.

這位媽媽澳客，加入這個應用的想法。

You like it?

你喜歡嗎？

You like it?

你喜歡嗎？

Yeah, He got a goddamn golden hair honkers.

是啊，他有一頭該死的金髮喇叭。

Here is the cat's pajamas.

這是貓咪的睡衣。

No, please don't.

不，請不要。

Don't.

別這樣

I want to show you some.

我想給你看一些。

Whatever it is.

不管它是什麼。

I don't want to see it.

我不想看到它。

It's relevant.

這是相關的。

I already know what it is.

我已經知道它是什麼。

It ain't what you think.

不是你想的那樣

Well, what I think it is, it's a pair of cats.

嗯，我認為是，這是一對貓。

Pajamas, thes air for honkers toe wear.

睡衣，空氣為honkers腳趾穿。

But what?

但是什麼？

The little neck in there?

那裡面的小脖子？

The neck.

脖子。

How you gonna fit his head.

你要怎麼裝下他的頭。

Do this with orange bump.

做到這一點，橙色的凸起。

I'm gonna have to ask you about three miles.

我得問你三英里的事。

Why?

為什麼？

Because you're disrespected my roommate.

因為你不尊重我的室友。

Okay, Okay.

好吧，好吧。

It's clear that this is a crazy house, so I gotta go.

很明顯，這是一個瘋狂的房子，所以我得走了。

You over here talking about geese, golden eggs and free line sleepwear.

你在這裡談論鵝，金蛋和自由線睡衣。

Oh, man.

哦，夥計。

Cedric, you need to get off your high horse, man.

塞德里克，你需要下車 你的高馬，男人。

E.

E.

I just thought of a name for you.

我只是為你想了一個名字。

High horse.

高馬。

Okay, E Oh, There you are, sir.

好吧，哦，你在這裡，先生。

Jake.

傑克。

What's up, dude?

怎麼了，夥計？

Tis well, Cedric tas Well, you can ask you a question, man.

好了，塞德里克TAS 好了，你可以問你一個問題，男人。

Um, why the hell are you dressed like this?

嗯，你為什麼要穿成這樣？

And what the hell did you do to your bike?

你到底對你的自行車做了什麼？

You want her?

你想要她？

I'm steampunk now.

我現在是蒸汽朋克。

Yeah, I don't know what that is, man.

是啊，我不知道那是什麼，夥計。

Jules Verne e.

Jules Verne e.

I seriously think that you have cracked, man.

我認真地認為你已經崩潰了，夥計。

All right?

好嗎？

Like like in your mind.

就像在你的腦海裡一樣。

Nah, I ain't cracked up.

不，我沒有崩潰。

I live in a clock now.

我現在住在一個鐘裡。

This is umbrellas and blimps.

這是雨傘和飛艇。

You're wearing a top hat with a door on it.

你戴著一頂有門的帽子。

I'm just a nil last Lemony Snicket up in this bitch.

我只是這個婊子裡最後一個霸王斯尼基特的零頭。

But you, what's with you was with me.

但你，你的事就是我的事。

I'll tell you what I'm I'm a alas, normal mother who've been waiting for his friend for hour and 10 minutes underneath a goddamn bridge with two homeless Put chance.

我告訴你我是什麼人 我是一個普通的母親，在一座該死的橋下等了他的朋友一個小時十分鐘，帶著兩個無家可歸的人在橋下等他。

Good.

很好啊

Sir, could you point me in the direction of the nearest apothecary?

先生，你能告訴我最近的藥房在哪裡嗎？

If you're talking about the drug store is right there on the corner.

如果你說的是藥店就在拐角處。

What time does it close?

什麼時候關門？

It closes at 10 o'clock, man.

它在10點鐘關閉，男人。

You've been there a million times.

你已經去過無數次了

Mm.

嗯。

I'll check.

我去看看

Just to be sure, make sure it's still open.

只是為了確定，確保它仍然是開放的。

I'm telling you, Levi, if you put that piece of pipe up till I use it as a telescope, I cannot be your friend anymore.

我告訴你，李維，如果你把那根管子放上去，直到我把它當望遠鏡用，我就不能再做你的朋友了。

This is?

這是？

Yep.

是的。

Still open.

還在開放。

All right, I have to go, then.

好吧，我得走了，那麼。

So you try it.

那你就試試吧。

No, no, I'm not gonna try it because it's a piece of pipe and it doesn't have any lenses in it.

不，不，我不會去嘗試它，因為它是一塊管子，它沒有任何鏡頭在裡面。

Therefore, it's not a telescope.

是以，它不是一個望遠鏡。

Yes, but how could you be sure?

是的，但你怎麼能確定？

Science, I'm gonna look through this piece of pipe.

科學，我要透過這根管子看一看。

And if it doesn't work like a telescope, then we finally done, man, like not homies anymore.

如果它不像望遠鏡一樣工作，那麼我們終於完成了，夥計，就像不再是兄弟了。

We're done.

我們已經完成了。

Oh, Cedric.

哦，塞德里克。

Why?

為什麼？

What you think in a million years that would actually work.

你覺得在一百萬年後會有什麼實際作用。

Subject Assistant.

主題助理。

You look so ridiculous right now.

你現在看起來真可笑

I look Oh, say goodbye, Writer to we What?

我看哦，跟我們說再見吧，作傢什麼？

What is that?

那是什麼？