You know, I basically told the whole story.

你知道，我基本上把整個故事都說了。

I'm like Mitzi.

我就像Mitzi.

He's stealing comedians material on doing their closing bits right before he brings him up on stage.

他偷了喜劇演員的材料，在他帶他上臺之前，先做他們的結尾部分。

When he's there, we flash the light so that people know that he's in the audience.

當他在那裡的時候，我們會閃燈，讓人們知道他在觀眾席上。

So you don't do your best shit.

所以你不做你最好的狗屎。

I just do crowd work.

我只是做民眾工作。

And then Tommy would get mad at me all the time.

然後湯米會一直對我發火。

What do you do?

你是做什麼的？

You say I'm not going to my set in front of that guy because he was notorious.

你說我不去我的套路在那個人面前，因為他是臭名昭著的。

Joke thief.

笑話賊。

And there were comics.

而且還有漫畫。

A lot of my good buddies would not go on stage if he was in the room.

如果他在的話，我的很多好兄弟都不會上臺。

I remember in the beginning, hearing that a lot, right?

我記得剛開始的時候，經常聽到這樣的話吧？

Something so specific that no one could steal it.

如此特殊的東西，沒有人可以偷走它。

Then an hour later, I get a call from Tommy.

一個小時後，我接到湯米的電話。

Tell me that I'm banned.

告訴我，我被禁賽了。

I go.

我去。

I just got off the phone with Mitzi.

我剛和Mitzi通了電話。

I go.

我去。

If Mitzi gave me a spot, I go.

如果Mitzi給我一個位置，我就去。

She gave me a spot.

她給了我一個位置。

Omits she didn't know she doesn't understand, should understand what the problem is.

省略她不知道她不懂，應該明白問題出在哪裡。

I go?

我去嗎？

If you choose that, you choose that path.

如果你選擇了，你就選擇了那條路。

I go.

我去。

I'm not coming back.

我不會再回來了

Why didn't you get him back?

你為什麼不把他找回來？

I couldn't.

我不能。

I wasn't big enough.

我還不夠大。

My stand up career hadn't taken off the way his hat.

我的站立事業還沒有像他的帽子那樣起飛。

Then everyone got mad at Joe because Carlos had his show.

然後大家都對Joe發火，因為Carlos有他的節目。

That was doing pretty well with all the the beefing that went on in the background with a lot of different comics.

那是做得相當不錯的，後面有很多不同漫畫的牛肉。

Everybody built up teams.

大家都建立了團隊。

He was very apprehensive of coming back here because of the terrible experience.

因為糟糕的經歷，他非常忐忑，不願意再來這裡。

Like he did so much for the club he bought.

就像他為他買下的俱樂部做了那麼多。

He bought the purchase, the sound equipment in this room.

他買買買，這個房間的音響設備。

And he gave so much to this club, and he really got the shaft in that home and see a fall out.

而他為這個俱樂部付出了這麼多，他真的在那個家裡拿到了軸，看到了一個落差。

When he got thrown out, Joey Diaz and some of the guys that were like the life blood of this place got sent away.

當他被趕出來的時候，喬伊・迪亞茲和一些人就像這裡的命根子一樣被送走了。

And so yeah, it was went through his dismal time with Mitzi Felt that Carlos Mencia was gonna be the new Paul Rodriguez on.

所以是的，它是經歷了他的慘淡的時間與Mitzi Felt卡洛斯-門西亞是要成為新的保羅-羅德里格斯上。

I think that she loved Paul so much that she wanted that.

我覺得她很愛保羅，所以才會想要這樣。

So Well, Carlos is gonna start packing the club out there like a week later.

所以... ...Carlos一週後就會開始收拾俱樂部了

Carlos was like, They don't put my name on the marquee.

卡洛斯說："他們不會把我的名字寫在廣告牌上。

Don't want people knowing I'm gonna pop in.

我不想讓別人知道我會突然闖進來

Then the crowds never came.

然後，眾人就再也沒有來過。

Then there was a slow corrosion of his reputation and store slid.

然後，他的名聲和店面就慢慢被腐蝕，店面下滑。

All of a sudden, it was like the bad part of Hollywood showed up.

突然間，就像好萊塢的壞處出現了。

My agent called me up and they said we have the same agent, me and Mencia.

我的經紀人給我打電話，他們說我們有同一個經紀人，我和門西亞。

And the agent said that I had to apologize.

經紀人還說，我必須道歉。

And I said, First of all, I'm not going If you're insinuating that I should apologize to him or we're not gonna work together Well, our decisions ready made.

我說，首先，我不會去，如果你是在暗示我應該向他道歉，或者我們不在一起工作，那麼，我們的決定已經做好了。

I'm not gonna apologize.

我不會道歉的

And we're not gonna work together because you asked me to apologize to someone who steals.

而且我們也不會因為你讓我向一個偷竊的人道歉而一起工作。

He used all his power.

他用盡了自己的力量。

He could just try to squash Joe, even me.

他可以試著壓制喬，甚至我。

Ah, guy who was on Fear Factor.

啊，那個上過《恐懼因素》的人。

A guy who was relatively successful, still lost.

一個比較成功的人，還是輸了。

My agent still got banned from the Comedy store.

我的經紀人還是被喜劇店禁了。

That's why people don't call people out.

這就是為什麼人們不罵人的原因。

The banning of Joe in this club was a genuine fuck up because he stood for what was good and so red band to the show.

喬在這個俱樂部被禁賽是真正的操蛋，因為他站在好的方面，所以紅帶去表演。

I think he's called Joe Rogan returns agents like the most emotional I've ever been before going on stage ever.

我想他叫喬-羅根回報代理商，就像我上臺前最情緒化的一次。

And then, um, I just did My set had fun, and then I was back and I said, All right, I'm back Mhm.

然後，嗯，我只是做了 我的設置有樂趣， 然後我回來了，我說， 好吧，我回來了，嗯。