My name?

我的名字？

A Borat E.

A Borat E.

Not American.

不是美國人

I new in town.

我是新來的

Nice to meet you.

很高興見到你。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Hello.

你好啊

Nice to meet you.

很高興見到你。

Hey, what's your name?

嘿，你叫什麼名字？

My name is mind your own fucking stand.

我的名字是管好你自己的立場。

Clear of the closing doors, please.

請離開關閉的門。

Yeah.

是啊。

Oh, okay.

哦，好吧。

Get them.

抓住他們

What is?

什麼是？

Relax, E g.

放鬆，E g.

Careful advice.

謹慎的建議。

Hey, man, what you doing?

嘿，夥計，你在幹什麼？

OK, relax.

好吧，放鬆。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Okay, okay.

好吧，好吧。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Relax.

放鬆點

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

What?

什麼？

Okay, no problem.

好吧，沒問題。

Sorry.

對不起，我不知道

All right, well, this morning we have a very special guest here in the studio.

好吧，今天早上我們的演播室來了一位非常特殊的客人。

This is Bora Hot Sagdiyev.

我是博拉熱-薩吉耶夫。

He is traveling across America to get the taste of life here in the United States.

他正在穿越美國，去感受美國這裡的生活。

And he spent the last few days here in our area.

而他這幾天在我們這裡度過。

Good.

很好啊

Mora.

莫拉。

Hello.

你好啊

Hello.

你好啊

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Um, very excite.

嗯，很興奮。

Hello.

你好啊

Hello to you as well.

你好，你也是。

Now, real quickly.

現在，真的很快。

Why are you here in the United States?

你為什麼來美國？

Because I want them to learn from Howard thing happen and to take this lesson back to my country.

因為我想讓他們從霍華德的事情中吸取教訓，並把這個教訓帶回我的國家。

All right.

好吧，我知道了

Would you like to have a seat?

你想坐下來嗎？

Yes.

是的，我知道

Police said Police said police said now one of the things that you've enjoyed so much about can I have a microphone?

警察說，警察說，警察說，現在的一件事，你已經享受了這麼多關於我可以有一個麥克風？

Super people can ham it they can hear you right now.

超級人可以火腿它，他們可以聽到你現在。

I'm miked up this little thing right here.

我把這個小東西放在這裡。

That's the microphone.

那是麥克風

Why, thank you.

為什麼，謝謝你。

How nice, Samantha.

真好，薩曼莎

Well, welcome to the United States.

嗯，歡迎來到美國。

Thank you very much for coming on.

非常感謝你的到來。

We appreciate it.

我們很感激。

This'll your shops, right?

這將是你的商店，對不對？

This is my antique shop.

這是我的古董店。

Why do you have so many things with a flag?

為什麼你有這麼多帶旗的東西？

We're honoring our heritage.

我們在尊重我們的傳統。

Yeah, well, what in here?

是啊，這裡有什麼？

What is it?

什麼事？

This These There's a number of collectibles.

這個這些有一些收藏品。

And do you think you know when they I'm sorry.

你覺得你知道他們什麼時候會對不起你嗎？

Thank you.

謝謝你了

We need help.

我們需要幫助

A nice.

一個不錯的。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Hey, Sorry.

嘿，對不起。

Say, I will a pair off this.

說，我將一雙關閉這個。

Don't worry, my friend.

別擔心，我的朋友。

He can't make a glue in the U.

他不能在美國製造膠水。

S.

S.

And a many womens meet in a groups called a feminists.

許多婦女在一個叫做女權主義者的團體中聚會。

I find the more tranquil.

我覺得比較寧靜。

So what a means that this feminism It's the theory that women should be equal to men in matters economic.

那麼這個女權主義是什麼意思呢？ 它是一種理論，即女性在經濟方面應該與男性平等。

So you are laughing?

所以你在笑？

Yeah, that is the problem.

是的，這就是問題所在。

Do you think a woman should be educated?

你覺得女人應該接受教育嗎？

Definitely.

絕對是

But is it not a problem that the woman have ah smaller brain in the man that is wrong.

但這是不是一個問題，女人有啊小的大腦在男人是錯誤的。

But the government scientist Dr Yarmuk have prove it is size of squirrel.

但政府的科學家亞穆克博士已經證明這是松鼠的大小。

Your government scientists s a doctor.

你的政府科學家是個醫生

Yeah, wrong.

是啊，錯了。

He's wrong.

他錯了

Give me a smile, baby.

給我一個微笑，寶貝。

Why Angry face?

為什麼是憤怒的臉？

Well, what you're saying is very demeaning.

嗯，你說的是非常貶低。

Do you know the word demeaning?

你知道demeaning這個詞嗎？

No.

不知道

Listen, pussycat, smile a bit.

聽著，小貓咪，笑一笑。

All right?

好嗎？

That's it.

就這樣吧

Okay, we're finished.

好了，我們完成了。

We have to leave.

我們必須離開。

My name is Mike.

我叫邁克

I'm gonna be your driving instructor.

我將成為你的駕駛教練。

Welcome to our country.

歡迎來到我們的國家。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

My name.

我的名字是

A Borat.

一個波拉特。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Okay, Good.

好的，很好

Good.

很好啊

I'm not used to that.

我不習慣這樣。

But that's fine.

但這很好。

Now you do know how to drive a little bit?

你現在知道怎麼開車了吧？

Yes.

是的，我知道

Yes.

是的，我知道

Put it.

把它。

Indeed.

確實如此。

What?

什麼？

Dr.

博士

Wait a second.

等一下

Wait a second.

等一下

Have you driven a car before?

你以前開過車嗎？

Yes, a minute time.

是的，一分鐘的時間。

All right, let's go.

好了，我們走吧。

This one.

這個。

Wait a minute.

等一下

I don't want you hitting anybody.

我不希望你打任何人。

Watch the Children.

看著孩子們。

Okay?

好嗎？

You no problem.

你沒問題。

Must not hit the Children.

一定不要打孩子。

Look, there's a woman in a car.

看，有一個女人在車上。

Can we follow her?

我們能跟著她嗎？

Maybe make a sexy way.

也許會做出性感的方式。

Why not?

為什麼不呢？

Because a woman has a right to choose who she has sex with.

因為女人有權利選擇和誰發生關係。

What about that animation?

那個動畫呢？

There must be consent in the car.

車內必須有同意。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

You want everything?

你什麼都想要？

You can't drink that while you're driving.

你不能在開車的時候喝那個。

It's get it's against the law way.

這是得到它的違法方式。

Stanley, I need somebody will pray with you right now.

斯坦利，我現在需要有人和你一起祈禱。

I want you to help me save me, please.

我想讓你幫我救我，求你了。

Ladies and gentlemen, gentlemen here is standing right here next to me.

女士們，先生們，先生們就站在我旁邊。

His name is Bullock.

他叫布洛克

Would you greet him with a great big Jesus name for just a couple of minutes?

你會用耶穌的大名來迎接他嗎，就幾分鐘？

Jesus, Thank you.

天啊，謝謝你。

Do what?

做什麼？

Jesus Like me?

耶穌喜歡我嗎？

Absolutely.

絕對的

Jesus loves you.

耶穌愛你。

Do what?

做什麼？

Jesus love my neighbor New Sutanto Eliot by yes, he loves everybody.

耶穌愛我的鄰居新蘇坦託艾略特是的，他愛每個人。

Nobody love my neighbor New Sutanto by lift your hands way can I say first we support your war off terror Thio Our friendship I now we've seen are Kazakh National answer to the tune off your national anthem.

沒有人愛我的鄰居新蘇坦託通過舉起你的手的方式，我可以說首先我們支持你的戰爭關閉恐怖Thio我們的友誼，我現在我們已經看到了是哈薩克民族的答案關閉你的國歌的旋律。

Listen, Kazakhstan is the greatest country in the world.

聽著，哈薩克斯坦是世界上最偉大的國家。

All other countries are run by little girls.

其他國家都是由小女孩管理的。

Kazakhstan is number one exporter off Potassium are the Central Asian countries have in theory your potassium this'll country in the world way Countries E Thank you.

哈薩克斯坦是第一大出口國關鉀是中亞國家理論上你的鉀這將國家在世界方式國家E謝謝你。

Very nice for have man.

非常好的有男人。

What young man?

什麼年輕人？

We're on here right now doing the weather.

我們現在正在這裡做天氣預報。

What?

什麼？

You know.

你知道的

Well, they're doing the weather right now.

他們現在正在做天氣預報。

I'm going here with Adrian.

我和艾德里安一起去

Go here.

去這裡。

Hey, she's calling you to go over here.

嘿，她在叫你過來。

Yes.

是的，我知道

Uh, nice.

嗯，不錯。

That's good.

那就好

Good.

很好啊

Go over here with me.

跟我到這邊來。

Oh, I'm on the weather guy with okay.

哦，我對天氣的傢伙與還好。

Not where is everybody.

不是每個人都在哪裡。

They want everybody to quarantine.

他們想讓每個人都被隔離。

I do not have nowhere else to go.

我沒有別的地方可去。

Could I stay your home way?

我可以留在你家裡嗎？

Why?

為什麼？

You are mask Because of the virus is fake news.

你是面具，因為病毒是假新聞。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

I'm sorry.

我很抱歉

My daughter escaped from the crate and followed me.

女兒從箱子裡逃出來，跟著我。

Teenagers?

十幾歲的孩子？

Yeah.

是啊。

Yeah.

是啊。

Women are funny.

女人很有趣。

Your wife must have a sense of humor.

你老婆一定很有幽默感。

She's seen you naked.

她看過你的裸體。

Uh, I don't like you.

呃，我不喜歡你。

Come back.

回來吧

Do I call you or do I just commit a crime?

我是給你打電話，還是直接犯罪？

Probably Committing a crime would get me to you.

也許犯罪會讓我找到你。

Quick.

迅速。

This is me and my most invited.

這是我和我最邀請。

Thank you and good night.

謝謝你，晚安。