I was like, He's not going to He's not going to like I'm not ready.

我當時想，他不會 他不會喜歡我還沒有準備好。

I can't dio kissing scenes.

我不能看吻戲。

Here we go.

我們走吧

Um, truth be told, I've never kissed anyone before.

嗯，說實話，我從來沒有吻過任何人。

It's not that I haven't wanted you Don't get me wrong.

我不是不想要你，別誤會我的意思。

For example, I punched Ron Gettler in the sixth grade during seven minutes in Heaven.

例如，我在六年級的七分鐘天堂裡打了羅恩-格特勒一拳。

Sophomore year, Spring fling, dancing Randy Melrose.

大二，春晚，跳舞的蘭迪-梅爾羅斯。

You know, a romantic song came on like this is like her first kiss until it just didn't Because uh huh, this'd isn't so bad.

你知道嗎，一首浪漫的歌響起，就像這就像她的初吻，直到它只是沒有，因為呃，呵呵，這d不是那麼糟糕。

Not so bad at all.

一點也不差。

Wait.

等一下

Oh, I don't think she's expecting him.

哦，我不認為她在等他。

I'm so jealous.

我好嫉妒。

I wish that was my first kiss.

我希望這是我的初吻。

I'm just so embarrassed.

我實在是太尷尬了。

Um, in front, everybody.

嗯，在前面，大家。

Oh, geez.

哦，天啊

Wow.

哇哦

Physical sparks, Please Does.

物理火花，請勿。

So extra lights on the kiss.

所以在親吻的時候要多加燈光。

Fucking popping out.

他媽的彈出。

Yeah.

是啊。

If my first kiss was like that, I would never complain a day in my life.

如果我的初吻是那樣的，我這輩子都不會抱怨一天。

No, I feel like that is so unrealistic if it does happen, good for you.

不，我覺得這太不現實了，如果真的發生了，對你有好處。

But I feel like your first kiss is super like, awkward and just unnatural and uncomfortable.

但我覺得你們的初吻超級像，尷尬，只是不自然，不舒服。

Also, guys, sparks do not physically fly when you kiss people.

還有，夥計們，親吻別人的時候，火花不會物理性地飛起來。

I promise you that I just haven't been kissing the right people.

我向你保證，我只是沒有吻對人。

I've never seen that happen before.

我從來沒有見過這種情況。

But the kiss was pretty good.

但這個吻還算不錯。

The lights flickering and the confetti coming down.

燈光閃爍，紙屑飄落。

Now, first kisses don't happen like that First kisses are awkward.

現在，初吻不會像那樣發生 初吻很尷尬。

First kisses often happen on a dare.

初吻往往發生在大冒險上。

My first kiss was like, really awkward is during, like, a game of truth or dare whatever.

我的初吻就像，真的很尷尬是在，就像，一個遊戲的真相或大冒險什麼的。

They dared me to kiss some girl and in the group does Girl comes up to me.

他們敢於讓我親吻某個女孩，在群裡做 女孩走到我身邊。

She dared me to kiss her, so I said yes.

她敢讓我親她，我就答應了。

I told all my friends that had a crush on this dude.

我告訴我所有的朋友，有一個暗戀這個傢伙。

So they dared me to kiss him, and I just, like, lunged at him.

所以，他們敢於讓我親吻他， 我只是一樣，向他撲去。

So we just looked like that was it?

所以，我們只是看起來像，是嗎？

That was pretty much it wasn't anything really special.

那是差不多，並沒有什麼特別的地方。

It was a pretty bad experience.

這是一個相當糟糕的經驗。

It was kind of weird.

這是種奇怪的。

I think her name was Judith.

我想她的名字是朱迪思。

Judith, if you're watching this, this was this strange.

朱迪思，如果你在看這個，這是這個奇怪的。

Okay, Bye.

好吧，再見。

Why que let's go ahead.

為什麼要這樣做呢？

Yeah.

是啊。

Oh, so cute.

哦，太可愛了。

Someone up.

有人了。

I'm like, this is probably the most like I think you're in first.

我很喜歡，這可能是最喜歡的，我覺得你是在第一。

Yes.

是的，我知道

Um, cool.

嗯，酷。

I'm so precious.

我是如此珍貴。

that one seems the most accurate to me, the typical like walking your significant other back home.

這一個似乎是最準確的我，典型的像走你的重要的其他回家。

And then you do like a little kiss that hit home mhm.

然後你就像一個小吻，打到了家裡嗯。

Don't touch me as someone who is bisexual.

別碰我這個雙性戀的人。

It's like, really difficult sometimes, like get over that hump of like the first time you have an intimate moment with some of the same sex because it's not the, you know, heteronormative thing to Dio.

這就像，真的很困難，有時， 像克服駝峰像第一次 你有一個親密的時刻 與一些同性，因為它不是，你知道， 異性戀的事情迪奧。

So I thought that was really touching, and it's kind of awkward and not perfect.

所以我覺得這真的很感人，而且有點尷尬，不完美。

And I like that.

我喜歡這樣

I can't tell you how much I love when, like boys kiss in TV shows because, like, I can't explain to you how many like little young gay boys watch that and was, like, way like representation.

我不能告訴你我有多愛，當， 像男孩親吻的電視節目，因為， 喜歡，我不能向你解釋多少 像小年輕的同志男孩看， 是，喜歡，方式像代表。

Like, I have never seen that on a TV show before.

就像，我從來沒有看到過，在電視節目中。

Like, I don't think Netflix or anyone understands.

就像，我不認為Netflix或任何人都明白。

Yeah, it was like a cute scene, but like that probably changed a lot of kids lives that one scene and that I don't know.

是啊，這就像一個可愛的場景，但像可能改變了很多孩子的生活，一個場景，我不知道。

That's really cute waiting for me.

那真的很可愛，在等我。

So I pretended to fall in love with Haven't you hand shut up work?

所以我假裝愛上了你，你還沒有手閉工作嗎？

That's it.

就這樣吧

It's sad, but that's probably the most realistic thing that happens to people.

這很悲哀，但這可能是發生在人們身上最現實的事情。

I don't think first kisses air, that band.

我不認為初吻的空氣，那個樂隊。

That was pretty bad.

這是非常糟糕的。

He just he was not into that all.

他只是... ...他不喜歡這樣

I've actually had a lot of kisses like that where you're, like, super uncomfortable and like, no one really likes it.

其實我已經有很多這樣的吻，你一樣，超級不舒服，喜歡，沒有人真正喜歡它。

But you guys are just doing it, you know what I mean?

但你們只是在做，你知道我的意思嗎？

So I thought that was really accurate.

所以我覺得這句話真的很準確。

Yeah, it it that's really awkward.

是啊，它它那是真的很尷尬。

You know, it happens sometimes, Uh, the other person doesn't quite know how to kiss or isn't interested in just doing it to do it.

你知道，有時候會發生，呃，對方不太知道怎麼接吻，或者不感興趣只是為了做而做。

Him and I were watching TV and then he like, strokes my head.

我和他在看電視，然後他就像，撫摸我的頭。

And I was like, What is going on?

我當時想，這是怎麼回事？

Like, I am not dog.

喜歡，我不是狗。

What is happening on?

發生什麼事了？

I was so nervous.

我很緊張。

My hands were sweating.

我的手都出汗了。

I was like, He's not going to He's not going to like, I'm not ready.

我當時想，他不會 他不會喜歡，我還沒準備好。

I can't do it.

我做不到

He's just like looking at me.

他就像在看我。

And I'm like, I'm not gonna look at him like I can't looking and this is too uncomfortable for me.

我想，我不會看他，就像我不能看，這對我來說太不舒服了。

And then I look at him and in that moment he just grabs my head and just starts making out with my face and like I did not know what to dio.

然後我看著他，在那一刻，他只是抓住我的頭，只是開始與我的臉親熱，就像我不知道該怎麼dio。

I was just like, shocked and I just like, sat there.

我只是喜歡，震驚，我只是喜歡，坐在那裡。

So I went to the bathroom and all his like the live was on my face.

於是我去了洗手間，他的所有像活都在我臉上。

It was so gross.

太噁心了。

So that was it, like, that was literally my first case.

所以，這是它一樣，這是字面上我的第一個案例。

I mean, it's fine.

我的意思是，它的罰款。

No regrets.

不後悔。

So if you do feel uncomfortable, it's not wrong or weird or lame to step away and, like, say, like, Oh, I like I need to go do something or like I'm not ready like it's all what you want to do.

所以，如果你覺得不舒服，這不是錯誤的或奇怪的或跛腳的一步之遙，喜歡，說，喜歡，哦，我喜歡我需要去做一些事情，或者像我還沒有準備好，像這一切你想做什麼。

You have to remember like it's your moment to take a slow Don't be too forceful.

你要記住，就像這是你的時刻，要慢慢來，不要太強求。

Maybe not tongue on the first kiss.

也許不是初吻時的舌頭。

If you're feeling it, you'll know you'll know and then maybe just get you again.

如果你有感而發，你就會知道你會知道，然後也許就會重新得到你。

After that, we were both down for it.

之後，我們都是下了決心的。

You know, consent is everything.

你知道，同意就是一切。

Make sure you get consent from both parties.

確保你得到雙方的同意。

Relax.

放鬆點

Just relax.

放鬆點

It's when it's gonna happen.

這是它要發生的時候。

It's gonna happen.

這是要發生的。

Don't force it.

不要強迫它。

E.

E.

Want to date?

想約會嗎？

Have a good time.

玩得開心點

Make sure that it's the right person on.

確保是對的人上。

Then do it.

那就動手吧。