Hello.

你好啊

Always take December wail versus You and Harper have a perfect relationship.

總是拿12月的哀嚎與你和哈珀的關係很完美。

He is my person.

他是我的人。

And I really want everyone to know that I don't wanna marry her.

我真的想讓大家知道，我不想娶她。

What are you doing on your phone?

你在用手機做什麼？

I left a gentleman alone in my apartment, so I'm tracking him to make sure he leaves your tracking him.

我把一位先生單獨留在我的公寓裡 所以我在跟蹤他，確保他離開你的跟蹤。

Yeah.

是啊。

Track everybody.

追蹤所有人

If the NSA could do it, so can I.

如果國家安全局能做到，我也能做到。

I'm so excited.

我太興奮了。

I can't believe I'm finally gonna meet everyone.

我不敢相信我終於要和大家見面了。

There's something that we should talk about.

有件事我們應該談談。

I didn't tell my parents.

我沒有告訴我的父母。

And so how do they think I am?

那麼他們認為我是怎樣的人呢？

This is Harper's orphan friend, Abby.

這是哈珀的孤兒朋友，艾比。

Yes, of course.

是的，當然。

There, there.

好了，好了。

You're so brave.

你真勇敢

You don't need to be.

你不需要這樣

I cannot believe I've got all my daughter's under one roof.

我不相信我把所有女兒都集中在一個屋簷下。

So her parents believe their straight daughter brought home her lesbian friend for Christmas?

所以她的父母相信自己的直女帶回家的拉拉朋友過聖誕節？

Not exactly.

不完全是

They also think that I'm straight.

他們也認為我是直男。

Have they ever met a lesbian?

他們有沒有遇到過女同性戀？

This is why I avoid Christmas.

這就是為什麼我避開聖誕節的原因。

It brings out the worst in everything.

它帶來了最壞的東西。

I've always skated circles around you.

我總是在你身邊溜達。

E love it when they do this through Such a cheetah thinks it's so funny.

E愛它，當他們這樣做 通過這樣的獵豹認為它是如此有趣。

Just be yourself.

做自己就好。

But don't lie.

但不要說謊。

You're a very bad liar.

你是一個非常糟糕的金光黨。

Really.

真的嗎？

Harper, this is Abby.

哈珀，這是艾比。

Abby is my orphan roommate.

艾比是我的孤兒室友。

We I am an orphan, but we live together a Z Friends like acquaintance holes, please.

我們我是一個孤兒，但我們一起生活的Z友喜歡認識的洞，請。

Yeah.

是啊。

Els ring out.

埃爾斯響起。

E can relate to being in love with somebody that is too afraid to show the world who they are.

E能體會到自己愛上了一個不敢向世界展示自己身份的人。

What are you doing in the closet?

你在衣櫃裡做什麼？

E?

E?

I'm here to rescue you.

我是來救你的

Are you the ex boyfriend?

你是前男友嗎？

Yes.

是的，我知道

I am very sexually attracted to her.

我對她很有性吸引力。

A female.

一個女性。

I nailed that.

我釘住了。

And she is fabulous.

而她是美妙的。

Let your name e m scared that if I tell them who I really am, I will lose them.

讓你的名字e米害怕，如果我告訴他們我真的是誰，我會失去他們。

Do you know painful?

你知道痛苦嗎？

It's been to watch the person that I love Hide me.

一直看著我愛的人把我藏起來。

I am not hiding you.

我並沒有隱瞞你。

I am hiding me everybody's story.

我隱藏了我每個人的故事。

It's different.

這是不同的。

Just because Harper isn't ready doesn't mean she doesn't love you.

哈珀還沒準備好並不意味著她不愛你。

Give Abby and here.

給艾比和這裡。

You okay?

你還好嗎？

Oh, morning.

哦，早晨。

I'm sorry about all this mess.

我對這些亂七八糟的事情感到抱歉。

Morning, kids.

早上好，孩子們。

Morning, honey.

早上好，親愛的。

I'm head of yours.

我是你們的頭。

What?

什麼？

Have a good day.

祝你有美好的一天。