Welcome, Ladies and gentlemen, too.

歡迎，女士們，先生們，也歡迎。

Ah, Late show.

啊，遲來的節目。

I'm your host, Stephen Colbert.

我是你們的主持人，斯蒂芬・科爾伯特。

Also, welcome to the after Escape.

另外，歡迎來到《逃亡》之後。

It's not even a cool after escape or Spice tribes and face paint, fight each other and souped up muscle cars across the Forbidden Zone.

逃亡或香料部落和臉部彩繪，互相打鬥，靈魂化的肌肉車穿越禁區，這都不是很酷的事。

But make no mistake, we are in the dystopia because here's the situation.

但不要搞錯了，我們是在荒誕的年代，因為這裡的情況是這樣的。

Fellow American citizens overnight members of the National Guard had to sleep next to their weapons on the floor of the Capitol building.

美國公民同胞們一夜之間國民警衛隊的成員不得不睡在國會大廈的地板上，他們的武器旁邊。

Now, that's terrible to see.

現在，這是可怕的看到。

But what's additionally heartbreaking about this is that some of these soldiers were sleeping next to a plaque Commemorating the Civil War troops that were quartered in the capital in 18 61 which happens to be the last time troops had to sleep over to protect the legislators.

但另外讓人心痛的是，這些阿兵哥中的一些人睡在一塊牌匾旁邊，這塊牌匾是紀念18 61年在首都駐紮的內戰部隊，這恰好是部隊最後一次不得不睡過去保護議員。

So take heart.

所以，請你放心。

National Guard.

國民警衛隊。

Yes, your bodies and your bravery and your service are the primary defense against a raging mob off homicidal yahoos.

是的，你們的身體，你們的勇敢和你們的服務 是抵禦狂暴的暴徒和殺人狂的主要防線。

And yes, some of the folks you've sworn to defend have been actively inciting those sedition ists.

是的，你發誓要捍衛的一些人 一直在積極煽動那些煽動叛亂的異教徒。

But if the country survived, there's a pretty good chance you're getting a plaque.

但如果國家存活下來了，就有相當大的機會得到一塊牌匾。

In fact, there's so many troops guarding our capital right now that the 15,000 mobilized for inauguration equals three times the number of US troops in Iraq and Afghanistan combined well, the United States is known for sending in troops to prop up failed states, hopefully will greet ourselves as Liberators.

事實上，現在守衛我們首都的軍隊太多了，就職典禮動員的1.5萬人相當於駐伊拉克和阿富汗美軍人數總和的3倍好了，美國以出兵支撐失敗的國家而聞名，希望能以解放者自居。

And with this massive military protection in place today, the House of Representatives impeached the president of the United States.

而今天在這種大規模的軍事保護下，眾議院彈劾了美國總統。

I feel like I just took down my decorations from the last impeachment.

我覺得我剛把上次彈劾時的裝飾品拿下來。

I'll tell you about all of it in tonight's edition of the reboot off my segment no one wanted, but everyone desperately needed.

我會在今晚的重啟關我的段子裡告訴你這一切，沒有人想要，但大家都迫切需要。

Don and the Giant impeached to go fast were furious.

唐和巨人彈劾走快都很憤怒。

Donald Trump loves Nazis.

唐納德-特朗普喜歡納粹。

Very fine peaches on both sides.

兩邊的桃子非常細膩。

Today's vote is historic because for the first time, a president has been impeached twice.

今天的投票是歷史性的，因為這是第一次，一個總統被彈劾了兩次。

Makes sense.

有道理。

This president loves having seconds.

這個總統喜歡有秒殺。

Also, he's a traitor.

還有，他是個叛徒。

I'm just saying this man has an appetite for the destruction of our institutions.

我只是想說，這個人對破壞我們的制度很有興趣。

The impeachment article passed today, charged the president with just one thing, inciting violence against the government of the United States.

今天通過的彈劾條款，指控總統的罪名只有一個，煽動對美國政府的暴力。

That is a pure dereliction of duty.

這純粹是一種失職。

That's like your doctor yanking out your I V or a lifeguard drowning your grandpa or the host of your book club failing to buy box wine.

這就像你的醫生把你的I V拔掉了 或者救生員把你爺爺淹死了 或者你的書友會的主人沒有買盒酒一樣。

We were counting on you, Brenda.

我們就指望你了，布倫達。

Read the Constitution.

閱讀憲法。

Now the president of United States incited his mob to attack the United States government.

現在美國總統煽動他的暴徒攻擊美國政府。

Reminds me of the climactic finale of Star Wars fire at will.

讓我想起了《星球大戰》中高潮迭起的結局，火力全開。

Commander at us, it has been noted that his impeachment comes just one week before the president's term expires.

指揮官在我們這裡，已經注意到，他的彈劾是在總統任期屆滿前一週才發生的。

Do you know how bad of a job you have to be doing to get fired while you're getting fired?

你知道在你被炒的時候，你要做的工作有多差才會被炒嗎？

I'm sorry, Mark.

我很抱歉，馬克

It's just not working out.

它只是不工作了。

We appreciate everything you've done for the company and you're building a gallows to hang me.

我們很感激你為公司所做的一切，你卻要建一個絞刑架來吊死我。

Okay, there goes your severance, buddy.

好了，你的遣散費沒了，夥計。

Now, the Democrats alleged that the president gravely endangered the security of the United States and its institutions of government and that he threatened the integrity of the democratic system.

現在，民主黨人聲稱，總統嚴重危害了美國的安全及其政府機構，他威脅到了民主制度的完整性。

It's true.

這是真的。

And then he got elected.

然後他當選了。

The Republicans, for the most part, talked about how the president's followers attacking to keep him in power is bad, is not that bad.

共和黨人，在大多數情況下，談論總統的追隨者攻擊如何保持他的權力是壞的，不是那麼糟糕。

And they reached a new high in low with California Republican congressman and guy at the mall who won't leave the massage chair.

而他們在谷底中達到了新的高度，加州共和黨議員和商場裡不肯離開按摩椅的傢伙。

Tom McClintock.

湯姆-麥克林托克

McClintock made a statement about California's leadership before he even opened his mouth with a Mass that read.

麥克林托克還沒開口就發表了關於加州領導層的聲明，他的彌撒是這樣寫的。

This mask is his useless as our governor, which I'm sure he means as a slam.

這個面具是他作為我們的省長沒用的，我相信他的意思是在抨擊。

But if you read the science, it's actually a compliment.

但如果你讀懂了科學，這其實是一種讚美。

Governor Newsome, Congratulations.

紐森州長，恭喜你。

He believes you're 80% more effective than no governor.

他認為你的效率比沒有州長高80%。

Then McClintock opened his mask hole and tried to play down the insurrectionists.

然後麥克林托克打開了他的面具孔，試圖淡化起義者。

If we impeached every politician who gave a fiery speech to a crowd of partisans, this capital would be deserted.

如果我們彈劾每一個在游擊隊人群中發表火熱言論的政客，這個首都就會荒廢。

That's what the president did.

這就是總統的做法。

That is all he did, he specifically told the crowd to protest peacefully and patriotic Lee and the vast majority of them did.

他就是這麼做的，他特別告訴民眾要和平抗議，愛國李，絕大多數人都這麼做了。

But every movement has a lunatic fringe lunatic fringe.

但每一個運動都有一個瘋狂的邊緣瘋子的邊緣。

There were tens of thousands of people in that murderous mob.

在那群殺人的暴徒中，有數萬人。

The day after the riot.

騷亂後的第二天。

A poll found that 45% of Republican voters backed the attack on the Capitol building.

一項民調發現，45%的共和黨選民支持攻擊國會大廈。

That's not a fringe that's almost half the outfit.

這不是流蘇幾乎佔了衣服的一半。

If you wore a suit that was 45% fringe, you'd be arrested for public indecency, but at least we'll be able to see through your pants to know you don't have any balls.

如果你穿的西裝有45%的流蘇，你會因為公共場所的不雅觀而被逮捕，但至少我們能透過你的褲子看到你沒有膽量。

The attack on the capital was so reprehensible that 10 House Republicans supported impeachment, and Washington Republican Jaime Herrera Butler spelled out exactly what's kept Republicans silent for four years.

對首都的攻擊是如此應受譴責，以至於10名眾議院共和黨人支持彈劾，華盛頓共和黨人海梅-埃雷拉-巴特勒（Jaime Herrera Butler）確切地闡明瞭四年來共和黨人保持沉默的原因。

Fear, fear tells us what we want to hear.

恐懼，恐懼告訴我們我們想聽到的東西。

It incites anger and violence and fire, but it also haunts us into silence and inaction.

它煽動著憤怒、暴力和火氣，但它也糾纏著我們，讓我們陷入沉默和無為。

Torture?

酷刑？

GOP colleagues responded.

GOP同事迴應。

Hell, here, you!

地獄，在這裡，你！

She tried to reassure them.

她試圖讓他們放心。

Truth, truth sets us free from fear.

真理，真理讓我們從恐懼中解放出來。

Truth doesn't guarantee bad things won't happen, but it does promise to always prevail.

真理並不能保證壞事不會發生，但卻能保證永遠勝利。

In the end, it has no shadows where darkness can hide.

最後，它沒有黑暗可以隱藏的影子。

With truth comes love, and we could use that Right now, my vote to impeach our sitting president is not a fear based decision I am not choosing aside.

有了真理就有了愛，我們可以利用這一點，現在，我投票彈劾我們的現任總統不是一個基於恐懼的決定，我不會選擇一邊。

I'm choosing truth.

我選擇了真相。

It's the only way to defeat fear.

這是戰勝恐懼的唯一方法。

I never thought I'd be so excited to hear somebody say that they believe in objective truth.

我從沒想過聽到有人說他們相信客觀真理會這麼興奮。

Even though she's a Republican, the congresswoman is still willing to admit the sky is blue and most of the electoral map is too.

儘管她是共和黨人，但這位女議員仍然願意承認天空是藍色的，大多數選舉地圖也是如此。

By the way, she's right.

對了，她說的沒錯。

The truth will set you free.

真相會讓你自由。

Unless you committed sedition, then the truth is gonna put you in jail for a long time.

除非你犯了煽動叛亂罪，那麼真相會讓你在監獄裡呆很久。

Herrera Butler joined other Republicans who had previously announced their support for removing the president from office.

埃雷拉-巴特勒與其他共和黨人一起，此前宣佈支持罷免總統職務。

Yesterday, New York representative John Kat Cho said, I cannot sit by without taking action.

昨天，紐約代表約翰-吉-趙說，我不能坐視不管，不採取行動。

I will vote to impeach this president, Illinois Republican Adam Kinzinger explained.

我將投票彈劾這位總統，伊利諾伊州共和黨人亞當-金辛格解釋說。

The president broke his oath of office and inside of this insurrection, I will vote in favor of impeachment.

總統違背了他的誓言，在這場叛亂裡面，我會投贊成票，支持彈劾。

And Michigan Congressman Fred Upton declared, I would have preferred a bipartisan formal censure rather than a drawn out impeachment process.

而密歇根州眾議員弗雷德-厄普頓則宣稱，我更希望兩黨進行正式的譴責，而不是漫長的彈劾程序。

I fear this will now interfere with important legislative business and a new Biden administration.

我擔心這現在會干擾重要的立法事務和拜登新政府。

But it is time to say enough is enough.

但現在是時候說夠了。

Thus, I will vote to impeach.

是以，我將投票彈劾。

Forcefully said.

強硬地說道。

It reminds me of the stirring scene from Spartacus.

這讓我想起了《斯巴達克斯》中的激昂場景。

I'm Spartacus!

我是斯巴達克斯！

I'm Spartacus!

我是斯巴達克斯！

I'm Spartacus!

我是斯巴達克斯！

I'm Spartacus!

我是斯巴達克斯！

I'm Spartacus.

我是斯巴達克斯

I would have preferred not to have to be Spartacus, given how important my own identity is to me and the fear that we might all suffer punishment at a time when Rome should just move forward.

我寧願不必成為斯巴達克斯，因為我自己的身份對我來說是多麼重要，而且在羅馬應該向前發展的時候，我擔心我們都會受到懲罰。

But enough is enough.

但是，夠了就夠了。

So I reluctantly I am also sparked a kiss, I guess.

所以我不情願的我也是引發了一吻，我想。

But by far the most significant statement was this.

但到目前為止，最重要的說法是這樣的。

There has never been a greater betrayal by a president of the United States.

美國總統的背叛從未如此嚴重。

I will vote to impeach the president that from Liz Cheney she's the head of the House Republican caucus.

我會投票彈劾總統，從Liz Cheney那裡，她是眾議院共和黨核心小組的負責人。

She's the third ranking Republican.

她是排名第三的共和黨人。

She's the second ranking.

她是排名第二的。

Cheney.

切尼

That's how awful this president is.

這就是這個總統的可怕之處。

He has made me grateful to Liz Cheney.

他讓我對莉茲-切尼心存感激。

Can we impeach him for that?

我們能是以彈劾他嗎？

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

Oh, it burns now, unlike the first time Trump was impeached, this impeachment might not be dead on arrival in the Senate, thanks to Senate majority leader and guy creeping out everyone else at the strip club.

哦，現在燒起來了，和第一次彈劾特朗普不同，這次彈劾在參議院可能還沒死，這要感謝參議院多數黨領袖和在脫衣舞俱樂部爬出其他人的傢伙。

Mitch McConnell.

Mitch McConnell

Reportedly McConnell has told associates in private that he believes the president committed impeachable offenses and is leaning toward convicting him.

據報道，麥康奈爾私下裡對同夥說，他認為總統犯下了可彈劾的罪行，並傾向於給他定罪。

That's all gonna be in his memoir, leaning toward courage.

這一切都會在他的回憶錄中，向勇氣靠攏。

Turns out the president unleashing his supporters to kill Congress was a bit of a turning point.

原來總統發動他的支持者殺國會是一個有點轉折的點。

Now the senator apparently hates the president and never plans to speak to him again.

現在，這位參議員顯然恨透了總統，再也不打算和他說話了。

Oh, Dang.

哦，當。

Being impeached is one thing, but getting the silent treatment from Mitch McConnell that's gotta sting.

被彈劾是一回事，但受到米奇-麥康奈爾的沉默對待，那是很痛苦的。

Imagine seeing your old pal Mitch and not being greeted with the usual sunshine of Hello, Mr President.

想象一下，見到你的老朋友米奇，卻沒有像往常一樣，用你好，總統先生的陽光來迎接。

McConnell's apparent support for impeachment gives cover for others, meaning a dozen Republican senators and possibly MAWR could ultimately vote to convict the president.

麥康奈爾對彈劾的明顯支持為其他人提供了掩護，這意味著十幾名共和黨參議員和可能的MAWR最終可能投票給總統定罪。

Yes, and at least a dozen and possibly mawr if there's a sale at Bob Spine Barn there.

是的，至少有一打，如果Bob Spine Barn那裡有銷售的話，還可能有很多。

Verte Great.

維特大。

One Republican House member who's sticking with the president is Alabama representative and man who wants you to overthrow democracy.

有一位共和黨眾議院議員堅持支持總統 他是阿拉巴馬州的代表，也是想讓你推翻民主的人。

Mo Brooks Brooks isn't upset that the president inside of the mob because he was incitements opening act Today is the day American Patriots start taking down names and kicking ass.

莫-布魯克斯-布魯克斯並沒有因為總統在暴徒內部而不高興，因為他是煽動性的開場白，今天是美國愛國者開始取下名字和踢屁股的日子。

Now Brooks refuses to apologize for that speech, claiming that when he said kicking ass, he was talking about a donkey.

現在布魯克斯拒絕為那場演講道歉，聲稱當他說踢屁股的時候，他說的是一頭驢子。

Same way I'm talking about a chicken when I say Mo Brooks is a complete cock.

就像我說莫-布魯克斯是一隻完整的公雞一樣。

Brooks has since changed his story and claimed that his remarks were about winning the 2022 2024 election.

布魯克斯此後改口稱，他的言論是關於贏得2022年2024年選舉。

Come on, mo.

來吧，莫。

You don't get to rile up a crowd and tell them to kick ass at the Capitol.

你不能在國會大廈煽動民眾，讓他們去踢人。

And then when they do say it was about voting two years from now.

然後當他們真的說是關於兩年後的投票。

That's like C and C Music factory, claiming that the song Everybody Dance Now is actually about going home, getting some rest so you can boogie to your heart's content at your cousin's wedding next summer and you're not invited.

這就好比C和C音樂工廠，聲稱這首歌《Everybody Dance Now》其實是想回家，好好休息一下，明年夏天表哥的婚禮上可以盡情的搖擺，而你卻沒有被邀請。

Mo Brooks has a much bigger problem than incitement to insurrection because he's implicated by the architect of the rally itself.

莫-布魯克斯的問題比煽動叛亂大得多，因為他被集會本身的設計者牽連。

Stop the steal activists and Sammy Davis, Hitler.

停止偷竊活動家和薩米-戴維斯，希特勒。

Allie Alexander.

Allie Alexander.

Before the riot, Alexander went on the Internet to share the credit.

騷亂前，亞歷山大在互聯網上分享功勞。

I'm the guy who came up with the idea of January 6th when I was talking with Congressman, Goes through our congressman Andy Biggs and Congressman Mo Brooks.

我是誰想出了1月6日的想法的傢伙 當我與國會議員，通過我們的國會議員安迪・比格斯和國會議員莫・布魯克斯。

It was to build momentum and pressure and then, on the day, change hearts and minds off Congress peoples who weren't yet decided or saw everyone outside and said, I can't be on the other side of that mom.

這是為了造勢和施壓，然後在當天，改變人心，讓那些還沒有決定的或者看到大家在外面說，我不能站在那個媽媽的另一邊。

He just implicated Republican Congressman Paul Goes ER, Andy Biggs and Mo Brooks, also known as the three coaches.

他只是牽連了共和黨議員保羅-去ER，安迪-比格斯和莫-布魯克斯，也就是三個教練。

This name Mo Brooks will now go down in infamy.

這個名字莫-布魯克斯現在將名垂青史。

Luckily for him, CNN's Erin Burnett mixed up her.

幸運的是，CNN的艾琳-伯內特混淆了她。

Brooks's Charlie, You you heard Olly Alexander, Paul Go star Andy Biggs, Mel Brooks.

布魯克斯的查理，你你聽到奧利-亞歷山大，保羅-戈明星安迪-比格斯，梅爾-布魯克斯。

It is incredible when you see this and and certainly the words of Mel Brooks.

當你看到這一點，當然也是梅爾-布魯克斯的話，是不可思議的。

Come on, Mel Brooks.

來吧，梅爾・布魯克斯。

Mel Brooks.

梅爾-布魯克斯

What does Mel Brooks ever done to appeal to fascists?

梅爾-布魯克斯做了什麼來吸引法西斯分子？

Don't be stupid, be a smarty.

別傻了，做個聰明人吧。

Come and joined the Nazi Party.

來吧，加入納粹黨。

Okay, but unlike the president, he was joking.

好吧，但不像總統，他是在開玩笑。

Now, another profile in Jello is South Carolina senator and death or with a haircut.

現在，傑洛的另一個資料是南卡羅來納州參議員和死或與髮型。

Lindsey Graham.

林賽-格雷厄姆

Immediately after Wednesday's violent pushed, Graham came back out of the Senate safe bunker and took to the floor to let everyone know that he's against almost being killed.

在週三的暴力推舉後，格雷厄姆立即從參議院安全掩體中回來，並在會場上讓大家知道，他反對差點被殺。

All I can say is, Count me out.

我只能說，算我一個。

Enough is enough.

夠了，夠了

I have searched my conscience and examine my values.

我已經搜索了我的良心，審視了我的價值觀。

And I have come to the profound realization that I enjoy breathing Graham out except ground.

而我也深刻的認識到，我喜歡呼吸格雷厄姆除了地。

Back in, because yesterday, Lindsey flew on Air Force One with the president to his speech.

回來了，因為昨天，林賽和總統一起坐空軍一號去演講。

So six days after taking what seemed like a stand, he hopped on the president's plane.

所以在表態六天後，他跳上了總統的飛機。

Okay, somebody stuff in the overhead compartment.

好吧，有人在頭頂車廂裡塞東西。

Good thing my spine fold so easily, and I contain less than three ounces of courage.

好在我的脊柱很容易折斷，而我包含的勇氣不到三盎司。

Oh, hi.

哦，你好。

We've got a great show for you tonight, my guests or Sam B and the star of normal people, Paul Mescal.

今晚我們為您準備了一場精彩的節目，我的嘉賓是Sam B和普通人中的明星，Paul Mescal。

But when we return, meanwhile, stick around.

但當我們回來的時候，同時，堅持下去。