Look, we need to talk.

聽著，我們需要談談。

- I don't see us working out.

- 我不認為我們能合作

- You let everything slip through the cracks, especially me.

- 你讓一切都從縫隙中溜走，尤其是我。

- You don't support me.

- 你不支持我。

- I'm just tired of sitting around all day doing nothing.

- 我只是厭倦了整天無所事事的坐著。

- You smell like farts.

- 你聞起來像放屁。

It had to be said.

這話不得不說。

It had to be said.

這話不得不說。

- I just don't see us going anywhere.

- 我只是不認為我們會去任何地方。

No mom, I still haven't left the couch.

不，媽媽，我還沒有離開沙發。

- My friends always said you were weird.

- 我的朋友總是說你很奇怪。

(phone vibrating)

（手機振動）

Is that my phone? Did you take my phone?

那是我的手機嗎？你拿了我的手機嗎？

Give it back.

把它還給我

- I didn't wanna bring this up

- 我不想提起這個

but when we first met,

但當我們第一次見面，

you were really firm and curvy

你真的很結實，很有曲線

and now you're kind of saggy.

現在你是那種下垂的。

- You're disgusting.

- 你真噁心

- (beep) You.

- （嗶）你。

- (beep) You.

- （嗶）你。

Have you been stealing from me?

你是不是偷了我的東西？

- 2020's been really rough on us.

- 2020年對我們來說是非常艱難的。

We don't look the same, we don't feel the same

我們看起來不一樣，我們的感覺也不一樣。

and it's not that I don't still have feelings for you.

並不是說我對你沒有感覺了。

- You were really there for me over the past year.

- 在過去的一年裡，你真的陪著我。

And I appreciate that.

我很感激

I've been a mess.

我一直是個爛攤子。

- You're not the only one that's a mess.

- 不止是你一個人在搗亂。

A dirty, sloppy mess.

髒兮兮的，邋遢的一塌糊塗。

(groovy music)

(時髦的音樂)

(sighing)

(嘆氣)

We've gotta stop doing this.

我們必須停止這樣做。

- What?

- 什麼？

I wanted to try it to standing up.

我想站起來試試。

- I said it'd be nice to sometimes have a pullout.

- 我說過，有時候能拉拉家常就好了。

It's not like I'm on the apps.

我又不是在應用上。

I'm trying one.

我在嘗試一個。

I'm just putting myself out there.

我只是把自己放在那裡。

- I've been sleeping around on you.

- 我在你身上睡過了

A lot.

很多。

- You're still talking to the couch, right?

- 你還在對著沙發說話吧？

- Yeah, I've just been sleeping on the couch a lot.

- 是啊，我只是一直睡在沙發上很多。

- Oh, okay.

- 哦，好吧。

We packed up your things.

我們收拾了你的東西。

It's time to move on.

是時候繼續前進了。

- [Narrator] It's time to break up with your couch.

- [旁白]是時候和你的沙發分手了。

Planet Fitness has everything you need

Planet Fitness擁有您所需要的一切

to get up and get moving in 2021 at home or in club.

要在2021年在家裡或俱樂部裡起來活動。

- Drive that leg up.

- 把腿抬起來

- I guess you can watch.

- 我想你可以看。

- [Instructor] Reset, opposite side.

- [教官]復位，對面。

- Creep.

- 蠕變。