Damn fine.

該死的好。

Excuse me.

對不起，請原諒

Did somebody lose their child?

有人失去了他們的孩子嗎？

See what I mean?

明白我的意思了吧？

If I had the body that went with my age, I would wreck that.

如果我有與我年齡相配的身體，我一定會把它毀掉。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

You need to calm down.

你需要冷靜下來。

I get that.

我明白了

You're frustrated, but you can't come on that strong.

你很沮喪，但你不能這麼強勢。

If I came on a strong as I feel, I'd pound a hole in the fabric of Lakeview.

如果我像我的感覺一樣強烈，我會在湖景的布料上打一個洞。

Yeah, Mhm.

是的，嗯

Anyone else ever?

還有誰曾經？

Yes.

是的，我知道

Oh, sweet mother of God.

哦，親愛的上帝之母。

Yes, yes.

是的，是的。

Maybe bacon, doughnut bacon and Canadian bacon.

也許是培根、甜甜圈培根和加拿大培根。

Chocolate chip pancakes or French toast?

巧克力片煎餅還是法式吐司？

Yes, that's what I'm talking about.

是的，這就是我所說的。

Oh, it's 10 a.m. Breakfast is over.

哦，現在是上午10點，早餐結束了。

No, no, no.

不，不，不。

Come on.

來吧。

Any Oh, what?

任何哦，什麼？

Hey, Clyde Client.

嘿，克萊德客戶。

Hey, Quite.

嘿，相當。

Hey, Get down, You.

嘿，趴下，你。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

My fingers in style is bulging when you start thinking when there's no more fingers.

當你開始思考的時候，當沒有手指了，我的手指在風格上是鼓脹的。

Yeah, Dream on Mittens.

是啊，夢見米騰斯。

You know you can get him back if you just say sorry.

你知道你可以讓他回來，如果你只是說對不起。

Fine.

好吧

I'm sorry.

我很抱歉

You're such a fart.

你真是個屁。

Okay, dude, did you just Yep.

好吧，夥計，你剛才是的。

Angel Supervisor, wait.

天使主管，等等。

No, no, no.

不，不，不。

I can fix it.

我可以解決它。

I can fix it.

我可以解決它。

Here you go.

給你

Balls below, please.

下面的球，請。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

You know, you could walk on water whenever you want, right?

你知道，只要你願意，你隨時可以在水上行走，對吧？

You're in heaven.

你在天堂

Dude, just ask for these things for real.

老兄，就問這些東西是真的。

I'll have to do is hit a button.

我要做的就是按下一個按鈕。

Hit the button.

按下按鈕。

Why?

為什麼？

Okay, little healthier.

好吧，有點健康。

You are my angel.

你是我的天使。

Oh, fine.

哦，好吧。

Unbelievable.

難以置信

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Oh!

哦！

Oh, that's so funny now, is it?

哦，現在很好笑，是嗎？

So what's your favorite smell?

那麼你最喜歡什麼味道呢？

I don't know.

我不知道。

Fresh baked cinnamon rolls.

新鮮出爐的桂花捲。

You, you weirdo.

你，你這個怪胎。

Smell it.

聞聞看

You're smelling Go, you sick genius.

你聞到了圍棋的味道，你這個變態的天才。

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

This little piggy went to market on this little piggy went home.

這隻小豬去市場上這隻小豬回家了。

This little piggy had roast beef, and this little piggy just had the best sex.

這隻小豬吃了烤牛肉，這隻小豬的性生活就很好。

Okay, you can go down.

好了，你可以下去了。

Take it.

拿去吧

And soon, though, I don't want to see you again.

而且很快，雖然，我不想再見到你。

Oh, no.

哦，不

What station?

什麼站？

Here in So Cal.

在南加州

Should I call you a long time girlfriend, Ingrid, and tell her you will be late.

要不要我打電話給你多年的女友英格麗，告訴她你會遲到。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

See, that's not supposed to happen By how about oh, this one?

你看，那是不應該發生的，這個怎麼樣？

Ooh, Yes, yes, this is I love it.

哦，是的，是的，這是我喜歡它。

You look like a Jonas brother.

你看起來像喬納斯兄弟。

Great.

厲害

Tonight's about me Anyway, I don't think so.

今晚是我的事 總之，我不這麼認為。

Way just hit the pause button here for a second.

方式只是按下暫停鍵這裡一秒鐘。

Please look forward at the spot in front of you.

請在前面的位置期待。

Thank God.

謝天謝地

Mom.

媽

Upload complete.

上傳完成。

Oh, wait I think you've earned it.

哦，等等，我想你已經贏得了它。

Yeah, Yeah, Let's go.

是啊，是啊，我們走吧。

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

Oh, you That's going to my fingers and file.

哦，你這是要我的手指和文件。

Give me back with you finger when you improve your attitude.

等你態度好轉後，用你的手指還給我。

How's the sex?

性生活怎麼樣？

Well, we haven't tried it yet.

好吧，我們還沒有嘗試過。

We haven't tried it yet.

我們還沒有嘗試過。

We were just waiting for him to get adjusted.

我們只是在等著他去調整。

I'm sorry you were waiting for me because I thought you said the suit was so gross.

對不起，你在等我，因為我以為你說這套衣服很噁心。

That suit look gross because the newer models coming out.

那套衣服看起來很噁心，因為新的型號出來了。

So waiting for the new suit.

所以等待新服。

Speaking of sex, would you like to watch one of our sex tapes?

說到性，你想看我們的性愛錄像帶嗎？

My dad got angrily toe edit the body cam footage from our first night together.

我爸爸很生氣地編輯了我們第一晚在一起的人體攝影機錄像。

I would absolutely love that.

我絕對會喜歡的。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

There, on my office computer.

在那裡，在我的辦公室電腦上。

Baby, where are you?

寶貝，你在哪裡？

The Vogue interviewer is gonna be here any minute.

《時尚》雜誌的面試官隨時都會過來

It's a stress.

這是一種壓力。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

I wanted to show off my shoulder blades.

我想展示一下我的肩胛骨。

I just got them sharpened.

我剛剛把它們磨尖了。

Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Did you go to Sharp?

你去夏普了嗎?

He said they were gonna soften up a bit, but I think they're too sharp.

他說他們會軟化一點，但我覺得他們太尖銳了。

Shit.

媽的！

Just hurry up, OK?

快點，好嗎？

Women are funny.

女人很有趣。

Your wife must have a sense of humor.

你老婆一定很有幽默感。

She's seen you naked.

她看過你的裸體。

Uh, I don't like you.

呃，我不喜歡你。

Come back.

回來吧

Do I call you or do I just commit a crime?

我是給你打電話，還是直接犯罪？

Probably Committing a crime would get me to you.

也許犯罪會讓我找到你。

Quick.

迅速。

This is me and my most invited.

這是我和我最邀請。

Thank you and good night.

謝謝你，晚安。