Name: (部分)雷切爾-范斯坦的最佳作品。 ((Some of) The Best of Rachel Feinstein)
Uploaded: 2021-01-27T20:25:45.000Z
Duration: 9 min 35 s

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You never get a dick pick when you're expecting one.

當你在期待的時候，你永遠不會得到一個雞巴挑。

It's never like you're checking your inbox,

從來不像你在檢查你的收件箱。

It was supposed to be here four have hours ago.

but I like to look at people's Facebook pages regularly

但我喜歡經常看別人的Facebook頁面。

and just judge the dumb shit they post on Facebook

並只是判斷他們在Facebook上發佈的啞巴狗屎。

because it makes me feel like a better person.

因為它讓我覺得自己是個更好的人。

I'll just take a picture of someone status

and then I mail it out to my other friends.

然後我把它寄給我的其他朋友。

I'm like, look what this dickhead just put on Facebook

我想，看看這個白痴剛在Facebook上放了什麼？

我很喜歡，我已經判斷一個人。

I think a lot of people don't know what Facebook is,

我想很多人都不知道Facebook是什麼。

that you tell your darkest secrets to every hour.

你每時每刻都在告訴你最黑暗的祕密。

They're like, finally I found an all encompassing space

他們就像，我終於找到了一個包羅萬象的空間。

so I can litter my most confusing and personal thoughts

這樣我就可以把我最困惑的和個人的想法亂七八糟地寫在上面

and I think he's in a real dark place right now.

我認為他現在正處於一個真正的黑暗的地方。

His last status was just, I've never felt so alone

他最後的狀態只是，我從來沒有感到如此孤獨。

Are you sure you can handle my 2015 returns?

你確定你能處理我2015年的申報嗎？

我想，好吧，他已經穩定下來了。

與他們每天在Facebook上的想法。

They really think they're stepping up onto

just dolling this brilliance out to all the peasants

只不過是在向所有的農民們炫耀這一點而已。

Like here you are, you're welcome peasants.

There's this one guy and his Facebook statuses infuriate me.

有一個人和他的Facebook狀態激怒了我。

His last status, he just wrote, we need to put an end

他的最後一條狀態，他剛寫道，我們需要結束。

一勞永逸地進行種族滅絕，人民。

for your controversial stance on genocide.

因為你對種族滅絕的爭議性立場。

before I read your shattering Facebook expose.

在我讀到你的臉譜網爆料之前，我就知道了。

他不知道我在這個憤怒的循環中

我甚至不記得我是怎麼認識他的。

I think we might have worked at a pizza place together

我想我們可能在一家披薩店工作過。

Now literally every morning I leap to his page

現在每天早上我都會跳到他的網頁上。

I'm like, what the fuck is it now, Kevin?

我想，現在到底是什麼情況，凱文？

I just broke up with this guy recently, it's probably good.

我最近剛和這個人分手，可能是好事。

One of our big fights was he would get mad at me

我和他吵架的時候，他就會對我發火。

'cause I like to joke immediately after sex.

因為我喜歡在做愛後馬上開玩笑。

I just feel like it's a good time for some jokes.

我只是覺得這是個開玩笑的好時機。

I just feel like sex is done and now it's joke time.

我只是覺得性愛已經結束了，現在是開玩笑的時間。

I like to throw change on a man after sex,

我喜歡在做愛後給男人扔零錢。

I just like to take some coins and toss them

我只是喜歡拿一些硬幣來扔掉它

在他的啞巴，赤裸裸的性愛後的男人身體上

and say something like, less is more outta you.

並說一些類似的東西，少就是多出你。

You take those coins and you keep your mouth shut

about what's happened in this room, all right?

關於發生在這個房間裡的事情，好嗎？

Because what happened right here is disgusting.

因為發生在這裡的事情是令人厭惡的。

You should go out and buy yourself something special

你應該出去給自己買點特別的東西

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