- Terrible how?

- 怎麼個可怕法？

- Well, where do I start?

- 那麼，我從哪裡開始呢？

We can't control the price of beef, or hay,

我們不能控制牛肉的價格，也不能控制乾草的價格。

or the diesel it takes to take the cattle to auction,

或者把牛帶到拍賣會上所需的機油。

or the hay out to the cattle.

或把乾草拿出來喂牛。

There's federal regulations, and state regulations,

有聯邦法規，還有州法規。

county regulations, and these people in the city suing us,

縣的規定，和這些人在城市起訴我們。

complaining about the way we raise the food they eat.

抱怨我們養育他們吃的食物的方式。

What else?

還有什麼？

Lizards, and droughts, and half the herd

蜥蜴，和乾旱，和一半的牛群。

trying to kill itself in the river, and the other half

試圖在河裡自殺，而另一半人

looking for a hole in the fence so they can go

尋找一個洞在柵欄，所以他們可以去。

stand in the middle of the highway and get hit by a car,

站在公路中間，被車撞了。

or wander into the forest and get eaten by a grizzly,

或者在森林裡遊蕩，被灰熊吃掉。

or a big, stinking Sasquatch.

或者是一隻又大又臭的大腳野人。

- What the hell is a Sasquatch?

- 大腳怪是什麼鬼？

- I don't know.

- 我不知道。

- There's no such thing as a Sasquatch, is there?

- 根本就沒有大腳野人這種東西，對吧？

- Well, I've never seen one.

- 好吧，我從來沒有見過一個。

- Well, if ranching's so hard, how come we do it?

- 好吧，如果放牧這麼難，我們怎麼會做呢？

- Because it's one hell of a life, Tate,

- 因為它是一個地獄的生活，泰特。

one hell of a life.

一個地獄的生活。

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