Name: 友誼的目標。永恆｜Prime Video (Friendship Goals: Forever | Prime Video)
Uploaded: 2021-01-27T18:30:49.000Z
Duration: 5 min 34 s

過去簡單式

祈使句型

Who knows We should way should be trying something different.

誰知道我們應該... ...應該嘗試一些不同的東西。

We should be pushing the limits, exploring having orgies.

我們應該挑戰極限，探索有狂歡。

You end up waiting around a lot more than you think.

你最終等待的時間比你想象的要多很多。

Obviously, because he liked the other girl more than you.

很明顯，因為他喜歡另一個女孩多於你。

Uh, so what were you making, like, two giant cups?

呃，所以你在做什麼，像，兩個巨大的杯子？

是的，我告訴你，這是一個超級胸罩。

E was always embarrassed to say this, but home EC was my favorite class in seventh grade.

E一直不好意思說，但家教中心是我七年級最喜歡的班級。

But then Candace Hop started a rumor that I blow dry my pubes, So I switched classes on.

但後來坎迪斯-霍普開始造謠說我吹乾了陰毛，所以我就換了個班。

I definitely didn't until the rumors started.

在傳言開始之前，我肯定沒有。

And then I thought I may as well give this a try.

There was this woman at my work, Theresa.

在我工作的時候有一個女人，Theresa。

她總是把車停得離我的車太近。

Then she started parking closer and closer.

So I went to HR and they gave me a new space over by legal.

於是我去找了HR，他們給了我一個新的空間，由法律。

Well, it's not boring anymore because we made this thistles so beautiful.

好了，不再無聊了，因為我們把這個鐵蒺藜做的這麼漂亮。

Well, don't feed him some chicken nuggets, bitch.

You see this electricity meter or the two direly?

你看這電錶還是那兩隻嚴峻的？

Things are the eyes and the pipe is the mouth O.

這就像一個憤怒的女人在這裡吃肉汁。

I'm sorry, but if you want to go, I understand.

我很抱歉，但如果你想走，我理解。

Hey, are are you starting to forget things?

This is a little crazy, but I'm having trouble remembering what job I had when I was alive.

這有點瘋狂，但我已經記不清我活著的時候做過什麼工作了。

Remember how I died by getting hit by a big truck?

還記得我是怎麼被大卡車撞死的嗎？

Remember the feeling you had the moment you died a little bit?

還記得你死的那一刻的感覺嗎？

I fucking exploded into a cloud of red blood mist.

我特麼的炸成了一團紅色的血霧。

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