It's fine.

沒事的

Come back up for a second.

再上來一下。

Hi Forever.

嗨，永遠。

Is that the plan?

這是計劃嗎？

I don't know.

我不知道。

What else is there to do?

還能做什麼？

Who knows We should way should be trying something different.

誰知道我們應該... ...應該嘗試一些不同的東西。

We should be pushing the limits, exploring having orgies.

我們應該挑戰極限，探索有狂歡。

I don't know if that's the answer.

我不知道這是不是答案。

My asshole ex boyfriend back in college.

我大學時的混蛋前男友

Talk me in with three way one night.

跟我說說一夜三餐的事

It's really not that great.

真的沒有那麼好。

You end up waiting around a lot more than you think.

你最終等待的時間比你想象的要多很多。

Obviously, because he liked the other girl more than you.

很明顯，因為他喜歡另一個女孩多於你。

Shit.

媽的！

Uh, so what were you making, like, two giant cups?

呃，所以你在做什麼，像，兩個巨大的杯子？

Yeah, I told you, it's a super bra.

是的，我告訴你，這是一個超級胸罩。

E was always embarrassed to say this, but home EC was my favorite class in seventh grade.

E一直不好意思說，但家教中心是我七年級最喜歡的班級。

But then Candace Hop started a rumor that I blow dry my pubes, So I switched classes on.

但後來坎迪斯-霍普開始造謠說我吹乾了陰毛，所以我就換了個班。

Did you?

你有嗎？

Did I what?

我做了什麼？

Blow dry your pubes.

吹乾你的陰毛。

I definitely didn't until the rumors started.

在傳言開始之前，我肯定沒有。

And then I thought I may as well give this a try.

然後我想，我不妨試試這個。

There was this woman at my work, Theresa.

在我工作的時候有一個女人，Theresa。

What did she dio?

她做了什麼？

She always parked too close to my car.

她總是把車停得離我的車太近。

So one day I asked her to stop.

所以有一天，我讓她停下來。

Then she started parking closer and closer.

然後她開始越停越近。

So I went to HR and they gave me a new space over by legal.

於是我去找了HR，他們給了我一個新的空間，由法律。

Fuck, My life was boring.

操，我的生活太無聊了。

Yeah, it's a terrible story.

是啊，這是一個可怕的故事。

Oh, my gosh.

哦，我的天哪。

Well, it's not boring anymore because we made this thistles so beautiful.

好了，不再無聊了，因為我們把這個鐵蒺藜做的這麼漂亮。

Mhm.

嗯

Oh, wait, Mama.

哦，等等，媽媽。

Feeling something?

感覺到了什麼？

Keep going.

繼續走吧

I told you not to call me.

我告訴你不要給我打電話。

It's not my weekend.

這不是我的週末。

Well, don't feed him some chicken nuggets, bitch.

別給他吃雞塊，婊子。

Oh, holy shit!

哦，天哪！

What did you do?

你做了什麼？

He made me mad.

他讓我瘋狂。

I've never made him pass out like that.

我從來沒有讓他這樣暈倒過。

Is he okay?

他還好嗎？

Yeah, he's still breathing.

是的，他還在呼吸。

He'll be okay.

他不會有事的

You ever see faces and things?

你見過人臉和東西嗎？

What do you mean?

什麼意思？

You see this electricity meter or the two direly?

你看這電錶還是那兩隻嚴峻的？

Things are the eyes and the pipe is the mouth O.

物是眼，管是口O。

I know.

我知道，我知道

He's cute.

他很可愛

I love this game.

我喜歡這個遊戲。

Look, there's been over here where?

看，這裡一直在哪裡？

Like that mob.

就像那個黑幫。

See?

看到了嗎？

It's like an angry lady with gravy here.

這就像一個憤怒的女人在這裡吃肉汁。

Oh, that's good.

哦，這是很好的。

Good.

很好啊

You're good.

你是好樣的

That was really good.

這真的很好。

That's way better than that.

這是比這更好的方式。

I agree.

我同意。

You're bored in Riverside.

你在河邊很無聊

I'm bored in Riverside.

我在河邊很無聊

Why do you think that, IHS?

你為什麼這麼想，IHS？

I don't know.

我不知道。

Well, maybe there's a reason.

好吧，也許是有原因的。

Maybe the two of us don't belong there.

也許我們兩個不屬於那裡。

Come on, let's go.

來吧，我們走吧。

Let's go.

我們走吧

Please.

求你了

I can't.

我做不到

I'm sorry, but if you want to go, I understand.

我很抱歉，但如果你想走，我理解。

No, I want to stay with you.

不，我想和你在一起。

I'll walk you home.

我送你回家。

Hey, are are you starting to forget things?

嘿，你是不是開始忘事了？

Yeah, a little bit.

是的，有一點。

Help me to.

幫我：

This is a little crazy, but I'm having trouble remembering what job I had when I was alive.

這有點瘋狂，但我已經記不清我活著的時候做過什麼工作了。

You definitely told me.

你肯定告訴我了。

Um but I think it was so boring.

嗯，但我覺得太無聊了。

I forgot Thio.

我忘了Thio.

Good.

很好啊

To hell with that shit, right?

去死吧，對不對？

I'm really glad we came.

我真的很高興我們來了。

Are you okay?

你還好嗎？

What's the matter?

怎麼了？

Are you Are you scared?

你害怕嗎？

I can't believe it.

我真不敢相信

Remember how I died by getting hit by a big truck?

還記得我是怎麼被大卡車撞死的嗎？

Oh, yeah, right.

哦，是的，沒錯。

Remember the feeling you had the moment you died a little bit?

還記得你死的那一刻的感覺嗎？

Yeah, I was choking.

是啊，我被噎住了。

And when I throw it kind of hurt.

而且我扔的時候有點疼。

Great.

厲害

I fucking exploded into a cloud of red blood mist.

我特麼的炸成了一團紅色的血霧。

Jesus, It's terrible.

天啊，太可怕了

I'm sorry.

我很抱歉

Do you remember what you said to me the first time we talked?

你還記得我們第一次談話時你對我說了什麼嗎？

You told me you wanted to let everything from your life on earth go.

你告訴我，你想讓你在地球上生活的一切都消失。

Can you imagine?

你能想象嗎？

Just forgetting your regrets.

只是忘記你的遺憾。

Mm.

嗯。

All the people you hurt all your crap.

你傷害的人都是你的垃圾。

Would you be interested in doing that?

你有興趣這樣做嗎？

Yeah, sure.

是的，當然。

You can do this.

你可以這樣做。

I died choking on, um, academia or not, but I still eat him.

我死於窒息，嗯，不管是不是學術，但我還是吃他。

I don't even like the way they taste.

我甚至不喜歡它們的味道。

But you know what?

但你知道嗎？

It's just like Fuck you, nut.

這就像去你媽的，瘋子。

I win this time.

這次我贏了。

E e women are funny.

女人真有趣

Your wife must have a sense of humor.

你老婆一定很有幽默感。

She's seen you naked.

她看過你的裸體。

Uh, don't like you come back.

呃，不喜歡你回來。

Do I call you or do I just commit a crime?

我是給你打電話，還是直接犯罪？

Probably committing a crime would get me to Ukraine.

可能犯罪會讓我去烏克蘭。

This is me and my most invited.

這是我和我最邀請。

Thank you and good night.

謝謝你，晚安。