Morning on t rope.

早晨的繩子上。

Jesus.

我的天啊

Hi, sweetheart.

嗨，親愛的。

Be smelled funny.

被聞到有趣。

You look funny.

你看起來很有趣。

E made up the bed in the spare room for you.

E為你在空房間裡鋪好了床。

Couldn't make it that far.

無法做到這一點。

What time is it?

現在是什麼時間？

Six.

六、

There was a crisis over course there.

那裡有一個危機的過程。

Waas only, bro.

只是華斯，兄弟。

Morning.

早晨。

Radiant, as usual.

光芒四射，一如往常。

Yes, it's done Something sky.

是的，它做了一些天空。

But I was just a just Yes.

但我只是一個剛是。

Hi.

嗨，我的天

You.

你啊

I'm Robyn.

我是羅賓

It I work for the PR firm that represents your husband.

我在代表你丈夫的公關公司工作。

Cody.

科迪

Bloody day.

血腥的一天。

How did you get in a bathroom window?

你是怎麼進入浴室的窗戶的？

You broke into my house.

你闖進我的房子。

Jesus, You people are incredible.

天啊，你們這些人真是不可思議。

Me being an idiot again?

我又是個白痴？

Probably.

也許吧

Mhm.

嗯

I'm sorry.

我很抱歉

It's awful.

太可怕了

You being an idiot.

你是一個白痴。

Yeah, right.

是的，沒錯。

So the next thing I know, I'm in the disabled toilets hitting the nose bag on getting a hand job off one of the male waiters on the sense off.

所以接下來，我就在殘障人士廁所裡打鼻包，在得到一個男服務員的手淫感關。

Well, before Robin Mhm.

在Robin之前

Yep.

是的。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Bye.

掰掰

Read a book.

讀一本書。

Get a coffee.

去喝杯咖啡吧

Play Jenga.

玩Jenga。

I don't care.

我不在乎。

But this interview does not happen without me.

但這次採訪沒有我的參與是不行的。

Present.

在座：

We clear you're the boss.

我們清楚你是老闆。

Go on our amongst thieves.

去我們的賊中。

But to be honest, it's kind of strange at first, but then it's liberating, like the first time you were a swimming cap.

不過說實話，剛開始有點奇怪，但後來就解放了，就像第一次當游泳帽一樣。

God.

上帝啊

But all of it.

但所有的。

It just seems so Exposing.

只是看起來太暴露了。

God.

上帝啊

Let's not forget I have pushed to babies out of that bad boy.

別忘了，我已經把那個壞孩子推到了嬰兒身上。

I think you should try it.

我覺得你應該試試。

You do not going to say in the grooming of my smooch.

你不打算說在修飾我的親吻。

Smooch?

吻？

Yes, Sam.

是的，山姆。

Mice.

老鼠。

Nooch.

Nooch.

Do you have a problem with?

你有問題嗎？

You know I have a problem with your snitch.

你知道我對你的告密者有意見。

Excuse me.

對不起，請原諒

Watchman's you're talking about.

你說的是看門人。

Mm.

嗯。

Tell you what.

告訴你吧

I will shave mine if you shave yours.

如果你刮你的鬍子，我就刮我的。

One of the mothers of Kelly school once got it all waxed and she said it made her move like a cow.

凱利學校的一位媽媽曾經把它全部打了蠟，她說這讓她動起來像一頭牛。

Literally.

從字面上看

She was on all fours and she mood like a poked cow.

她四腳朝天，心情像被戳穿的牛。

Yeah, Good.

是啊，好。

Me I need Thank you for letting us know.

我需要謝謝你讓我們知道。

I'll leave you to them.

我把你交給他們

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Hi, honey.

嗨，親愛的。

Next.

下一個

Welcome to my weird office.

歡迎來到我的怪異辦公室。

I May I help you?

我可以幫你嗎？

Mhm.

嗯

It's my birthday, and I'm going to party out Church.

今天是我的生日，我要去教堂外面開派對。

Sorry.

對不起，我不知道

Teddy is getting really bitey.

泰迪變得真的有點像。

Honestly, my nipples are a mess.

老實說，我的乳頭很亂。

You know those machines?

你知道那些機器嗎？

They have it appear the ones that flattened pennies feels like my nipples have got through.

他們有它出現的那些扁平的硬幣感覺像我的乳頭已經得到了通過。

One of those machines don't laugh.

其中一臺機器不笑。

I'm not kidding.

我不是在開玩笑。

I'm sorry.

我很抱歉

Seriously.

認真的。

Now enjoy your titties while they're yours.

趁你的奶子還在，好好享受吧。

Thes days minor.

這些天小。

Either juice boxes for the kids or Mark is grabbing at him like he's testing avocados.

要麼是給孩子們的果汁盒，要麼是馬克像在測試鱷梨一樣抓著他。

Oh, hi.

哦，你好。

Are we still on for tonight?

我們今晚還能上嗎？

Of course.

當然了

Good.

很好啊

Because I am gonna get left up.

因為我會被留下的。

Mommy!

媽媽！

Hyah!

駕！

Mommy's on the phone.

媽媽的電話。

Bubba, are you absolutely sure you don't want to spend your birthday with Mark on every night of my life with Mark?

布巴，你絕對確定你不想在我和馬克的每個夜晚和馬克一起過生日嗎？

For once, he can look after his Children while Mommy gets her party on.

這一次，他可以照顧他的孩子們，而媽媽則可以參加她的聚會。

Hey, leave her alone!

嘿，別煩她！

She's mine.

她是我的。

Oh, this is Mrs Ruth Ruth.

哦，這是露絲露絲夫人。

Whoa, it is.

哇，它是。

Robin said you were very sexy, lady, did she?

Robin說你很性感，女士，是嗎？

No.

不知道

No, this is my sister.

不，這是我妹妹。

That was Eve.

那是夏娃。

I was talking about Brilliant.

我說的是Brilliant。

Are you?

你是嗎？

I want tequila.

我要龍舌蘭酒

It makes me happy.

這讓我很高興。

Morning, Carolyn.

早上好，卡羅琳。

Does this make me look like a lesbian?

這讓我看起來像個女同性戀嗎？

Uh, no, it's lovely.

呃，不，它是可愛的。

Misunderstand.

誤解。

I want to let the hell lesbian is for a benefit for lesbians.

我想讓地府的女同志是為了女同志的福利。

Oh, well, in that case, with the right hand, what lesbian are we talking?

哦，這樣的話，用右手，我們說的是什麼女同志？

Eleanor Porsche.

埃莉諾-保時捷

The second one.

第二種。

I don't care if that's Jesus himself.

我不在乎那是不是耶穌本人。

Asking for your hand in marriage There's only one person allowed to touch.

向你求婚 只有一個人可以碰。

Therefore in this office and you're looking at him.

是以在這個辦公室裡，你看著他。

We're meeting Henderson at the wandering in half on our brush.

我們要在刷子上的一半徘徊處遇到亨德森。

Your teeth first.

你的牙齒先。

Christ, you've got lovely skin.

天啊，你的皮膚真好

I'd kill for your skin.

我願意為你的皮膚殺人。

I mean, literally.

我的意思是，從字面上看。

I would kill you and peel it off.

我會殺了你，然後把它剝掉。

I could Hello.

我可以你好。

When the phone rings, you answer.

當電話響起，你就接聽。

I'm sorry.

我很抱歉

I just gave you be in a car crash.

我剛剛給你出了車禍。

Both your arms are broken and you got a mouthful of shattered teeth.

你的兩隻手都斷了，還弄了一嘴碎牙。

You spit them out, get someone else to hold the phone and humor me a gummy response.

你把它們吐出來，找別人拿著電話，幽默地給我來個膠著的迴應。

That that's pretty clear.

這一點很清楚。

I spoke to Nadia from Big Brother five ignorance.

我和大哥五無知的娜迪婭聊了聊。

Just get channel folks, maybe dig deeper into his family life.

只要得到管道的人，也許會深挖他的家庭生活。

We could help.

我們可以幫忙

Christ his slipping slowly stung to death by incompetent wasps.

基督他的滑行慢慢被無能的黃蜂蜇死。

There's blood in the water.

水中有血。

Stop flapping around like a bunch of epileptic penguins and take control, I think.

別再像一群癲癇企鵝一樣到處亂拍了，我想，要控制住自己。

Come on.

來吧。

Hi.

嗨，我的天

The computer.

電腦。

Hi.

嗨，我的天

Hi.

嗨，我的天

I'm a melody.

我是一個旋律。

Sorry.

對不起，我不知道

My mom My mom just loves you.

我的媽媽我的媽媽就是愛你。

By the way, when you did cattle in the cloud at the royal variety you had was both gushing.

對了，當你在雲端做牛在王室的各種的時分，你有是兩個湧現。

Please.

求你了

I'm the new girl in the office.

我是辦公室新來的女孩。

I've only just moved to London, and I hardly know anyone.

我才剛搬到倫敦，我幾乎不認識任何人。

I'm barely even getting paid.

我幾乎連工資都拿不到。

So do you have any think I'm some kind of wide eyed country bumpkin?

你有沒有覺得我是那種大眼睛的鄉下人？

And this is the first proper job they've actually given me to do, so I can't mess it up because in the find out, I'm a total loser.

而這是他們真正給我做的第一份正經工作，所以我不能搞砸，因為在發現，我是個十足的失敗者。

Please, I just I just want him to like me.

拜託，我只是... ...我只是想讓他喜歡我。

Did you seriously just give a speech about not fitting into a trans woman?

你真的只是發表了一個關於不適合變性女人的演講嗎？

Jesus there.

耶穌在那裡。

Nothing that people won't do.

沒有什麼是人們不願意做的。

Thio, Right.

Thio, 對.

Oh, Taitz is that, um um that's Simon, my cousin Itt's.

哦，泰茨是，嗯嗯那是西蒙，我表哥伊特的。

It's my dad's brother's friends.

是我爸爸的哥哥的朋友。

Kid, your cousin looks a lot like your boyfriend, Craig from work tests.

孩子，你的表弟看起來很像你的男朋友，克雷格從工作測試。

Burning.

燃燒。

Who balls.

誰的球。

I'm text you.

我發短信給你。

The number of my guy in Harley Street gives me a favor.

我在哈雷街的傢伙的號碼給了我一個忙。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

What time did you did you try and fuck you yet?

你什麼時候試過和你做愛了嗎？

Jesus know he's the man is having a break because he is.

耶穌知道他的人是有一個突破，因為他是。

He's not crying yet.

他還沒有哭。

That's what tipped me love seeing a man cry.

這就是我喜歡看男人哭的原因。

Come on.

來吧。

He must have done something.

他一定做了什麼。

He had his hand on my ass within three minutes.

他在三分鐘內就把手放在我的屁股上。

Know about in 20.

知道在20。

Oh, maybe He just recognizes that I'm more professional than you are.

哦，也許他只是認識到我比你更專業。

Yeah, probably.

是的，可能是。

Right.

好吧，我知道了

Checked out Anyways, we like half a bottle of Bombay and start having one of those flirting conversations about how kinky we are on a scale of 1 to 10.

我們喜歡喝半瓶孟買酒，然後開始進行那種調情的對話，談論我們有多淫蕩，從1到10的尺度。

Tricky because anything under five and you're gonna sound like approved, but go too high and basically pissed on me.

棘手的是，因為任何低於5的東西，你會聽起來像準許，但太高，基本上尿在我身上。

Im slash e think I go seven.

我想我要去七。

That's what I thought.

我也是這麼想的。

Save seven.

拯救七。

But bondage, bomb, sex if forewarned like spanking Everyone's a winner.

但捆綁，炸彈，性，如果預先警告像打屁股 每個人都是贏家。

So proceedings get underway and suddenly this happens.

所以訴訟程序進行中，突然發生了這樣的事情。

Is that a cigarette for shouldn't have even been smoking in the flat.

那是一支菸，因為不應該在組織、部門裡抽菸。

My landlord finds out she will ship kittens.

我的房東發現她要運小貓。

Jesus.

我的天啊

What did you dio Elbert him in the face?

你對著他的臉做了什麼？

Broke his nose.

打破了他的鼻子。

Blood everywhere.

到處都是血。

Unfortunately, there's just turned him on even more.

不幸的是，這讓他更加興奮了。

Christ IV E would give you all my life.

基督四世願意把我的生命都給你。

This better be worth it.

這最好是值得的。

This'll is not the sort of underwear you wear.

這不是你穿的那種內褲。

Nobody's going to see it if it doesn't work out.

如果不成功的話，沒人會去看的。

I just have to flash the minicab driver on the way home.

我只需要在回家的路上給小車司機打個閃光燈。

Who I t boy wants to log into your, uh I don't know any computer words something funny.

誰想登錄你的，呃... ...我不知道什麼電腦詞，有趣的東西。

Okay, seriously, They're not really gonna go out with the night boy, are you?

好吧，說真的，他們不會真的要和夜貓子出去吧？

Go out with whoever you like.

你喜歡誰就和誰出去。

He's just jealous because this new ram on her hard drive.

他只是嫉妒，因為她硬盤上的新內存。

There it is.

在那裡，它是。

Women are funny.

女人很有趣。

Your wife must have a sense of humor.

你老婆一定很有幽默感。

She's seen you naked.

她看過你的裸體。

Uh, I don't like you.

呃，我不喜歡你。

Come back.

回來吧

Do I call you or do I just commit a crime?

我是給你打電話，還是直接犯罪？

Probably committing a crime would get me to you.

可能犯罪會讓我找到你。

Chris, this is me and my most inviting Thank you and good night.

克里斯，這是我和我最誠摯的邀請 謝謝你，晚安。