Name: 亞伯拉罕-林肯最好的作品--《醉酒的歷史 (The Best of Abraham Lincoln - Drunk History)
Uploaded: 2021-01-27T18:17:35.000Z
Duration: 23 min 32 s

- [Narrator] And President Lincoln is like,

"You need to be the head of the Oss, Office, Offices,

"你要做奧斯，辦公室，辦公室的負責人。

- Hello, I'm Rich Fulcher, and today I'm going

- 大家好，我是Rich Fulcher，今天我要講的是

to introduce Abraham Lincoln, the lawyer.

You know, this device called the reaper in the 19th century.

你知道，這個設備在19世紀被稱為收割機。

人們都喜歡，（模仿鋸子磨）。

and then McCormick invented an automatic reaper.

然後麥考密克發明了一個自動收割機。

and then that meant there was a big LOO-SOUGHT, lawsuit.

然後就意味著有一場大LOO-SOUGHT，官司。

"I invented the reaper, you mother (bleep)."

"收割機是我發明的，你個媽（嗶）"。

"I invented the reaper, you mother (bleep),"

"收割機是我發明的，你個娘（嗶）"。

and Manny gets some Philadelphia lawyers called Harding

曼尼找了幾個費城的律師叫哈丁

and Stanton and Watson, and some other people.

還有斯坦頓和華生，以及其他一些人。

"我們必須做這個與當地的傢伙，"

but they didn't know anybody, and so they hired this guy.

但他們不知道任何人， 所以他們聘請了這個傢伙。

"林肯像個書呆子，我的意思是。

"it's not even like a funny sitcom or anything,"

"它甚至不喜歡一個有趣的情景喜劇或任何東西，"

and then this guy Watson looks at him and says,

"oh, (bleep), he doesn't even have, like, a Watson,

"哦，(嗶)，他甚至沒有，像，沃森。

Lincoln was like viewed as persona non grata.

林肯就像被視為不受歡迎的人。

but Lincoln didn't even know about any of this (bleep),

但林肯根本不知道這些（嗶）。

but he would just keep researching and researching.

I've been just going along with my own fun,

"我到底有沒有參與這個案子？"

Finally, he found out that the case had been moved

最後，他發現這個案子已經被轉移了

Lincoln went up to the hotel where all the lawyers were

林肯去了酒店，所有的律師都在那裡。

and Stanton saw Lincoln cominy, coming up.

"Oh my God, this guy is a lanky, gawky, awkward,

"天啊，這傢伙是個魁梧的傢伙，笨手笨腳的。

"這傢伙就像一個猿猴一樣笨拙的傢伙。

"這傢伙就像一個猿人一樣笨拙。"

They just go on without even acknowledging Lincoln.

他們連林肯都不承認，就這樣下去。

The legal arguments that were made and the structure,

"哦，我的上帝，這是做的方式。

it was just like, a myriad of wonderment.

I'm, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, Lincoln!

我是，嗯，嗯，嗯，嗯，嗯，嗯，嗯，嗯，嗯，嗯，嗯，嗯，林肯！

所以林肯回芝加哥去了，就像。

"I'm going to study my ass off and get things going.

"我要去把我的（嗶嗶）裝備起來。

and five years later, he becomes the President.

Here's the thing, because Stanton was part of the firm

事情是這樣的 因為Stanton是公司的一部分

Lincoln said, I'm going to get Edwin Stanton

林肯說，我要去找埃德溫-斯坦頓。

Today we are going to talk about the Baltimore Plot.

今天我們要講的是巴爾的摩陰謀。

November, 1860, Abraham Lincoln is elected

as the 16th president of the United States of America.

He was like, these states in the South, they don't want me

他說，這些州在南方，他們不希望我。

to be president and they want to secede and stuff.

成為總統，他們想分離和東西。

So I'm going to take a whistle-stop tour to D.C.

所以我打算去華盛頓吹口哨旅遊。

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