"Clara Barton, you did such a good job

"克拉拉-巴頓，你做得真好

"at the Battle of Antietam.

"在安提塔姆戰役中，

"You need to be the head of the Oss, Office, Offices,

"你要做奧斯，辦公室，辦公室的負責人。

"the Ossif, the Office."

"Ossif，辦公室。"

Lincoln is drunk.

林肯喝醉了。

(majestic music)

(磅礴之音)

- Hello, I'm Rich Fulcher, and today I'm going

- 大家好，我是Rich Fulcher，今天我要講的是

to introduce Abraham Lincoln, the lawyer.

來介紹林肯這位律師。

You know, this device called the reaper in the 19th century.

你知道，這個設備在19世紀被稱為收割機。

People were like, (mimics saw grinding)

人們都喜歡，（模仿鋸子磨）。

and then McCormick invented an automatic reaper.

然後麥考密克發明了一個自動收割機。

People were like,

人們都喜歡。

"this is crazy.

"這是瘋了，

"I can't believe this."

"我真不敢相信。"

John Manny said,

約翰-曼尼說。

"I invented the automatic reaper,"

"我發明了自動收割機"。

and then that meant there was a big LOO-SOUGHT, lawsuit.

然後就意味著有一場大LOO-SOUGHT，官司。

"I invented the reaper, you mother (bleep)."

"收割機是我發明的，你個媽（嗶）"。

"I invented the reaper, you mother (bleep),"

"收割機是我發明的，你個娘（嗶）"。

and Manny gets some Philadelphia lawyers called Harding

曼尼找了幾個費城的律師叫哈丁

and Stanton and Watson, and some other people.

還有斯坦頓和華生，以及其他一些人。

These guys are like,

這些傢伙就像。

"we've got to do this with a local guy,"

"我們必須做這個與當地的傢伙，"

but they didn't know anybody, and so they hired this guy.

但他們不知道任何人， 所以他們聘請了這個傢伙。

Lincoln was this lawyer, man.

林肯就是這個律師，夥計。

He was like a lawyer.

他就像一個律師。

Lincoln answered the door.

林肯開門。

Stanton went,

斯坦頓去了。

"he's like some sort of nerd.

"他就像某種書呆子，

"Lincoln's like a nerd, and I mean,

"林肯像個書呆子，我的意思是。

"it's not even like a funny sitcom or anything,"

"它甚至不喜歡一個有趣的情景喜劇或任何東西，"

and then this guy Watson looks at him and says,

然後這個傢伙華生看著他說：

"oh, (bleep), he doesn't even have, like, a Watson,

"哦，(嗶)，他甚至沒有，像，沃森。

"or he doesn't have a Walter.

"或者他沒有一個沃爾特，

"He doesn't have a vest."

"他沒有馬甲。"

"Whoa, what's that all about?

"哇，那是怎麼回事？

"What are you doin'?"

"你在做什麼？"

Lincoln was like viewed as persona non grata.

林肯就像被視為不受歡迎的人。

The case changed to Cincinnati.

案子改在辛辛那提。

Stanton and Harding go,

斯坦頓和哈丁走了

"we don't need Lincoln anymore,"

"我們不需要林肯了，"

but Lincoln didn't even know about any of this (bleep),

但林肯根本不知道這些（嗶）。

but he would just keep researching and researching.

但他只會不停地研究和研究。

Oh yeah, buh buh buh buh.

哦，是的，布布布布布布。

I've been just going along with my own fun,

我只是順著自己的樂趣去做。

and he would write, he would be like,

而他會寫，他會像。

"am I involved in this case or what?"

"我到底有沒有參與這個案子？"

Finally, he found out that the case had been moved

最後，他發現這個案子已經被轉移了

to Cincinnati and he was like,

到辛辛那提，他就像。

"(bleep), I've got to go to Cincinnati."

"(嗶)，我得去辛辛那提了。"

So he went.

於是他就去了。

Lincoln went up to the hotel where all the lawyers were

林肯去了酒店，所有的律師都在那裡。

and Stanton saw Lincoln cominy, coming up.

Stanton看到Lincoln來了.

Stanton went to Harding,

斯坦頓去了哈丁那裡

"Oh my God, this guy is a lanky, gawky, awkward,

"天啊，這傢伙是個魁梧的傢伙，笨手笨腳的。

"ape legged, ape armed man.

"猿腿猿臂的人。

"This guy's weird.

"這傢伙真奇怪。

"This guy's like an ape.

"這傢伙就像一隻猩猩。

"He's got ape arms.

"他有猿猴的手臂。

"He's got like ape awkward arms.

"他的手臂像猿猴一樣笨拙。

"This guy is like an ape awkward guy.

"這傢伙就像一個猿猴一樣笨拙的傢伙。

"This guy is an ape ah, awkwards.

"這傢伙是個猩猩啊，笨拙。

"He's like an ape man.

"他就像一個猿人。

"This guy is like an ape awkward man."

"這傢伙就像一個猿人一樣笨拙。"

Lincoln stayed for the whole case.

林肯為整個案件留下。

They just go on without even acknowledging Lincoln.

他們連林肯都不承認，就這樣下去。

The legal arguments that were made and the structure,

所提出的法律論點和結構。

"oh my God, this is the way to do it.

"哦，我的上帝，這是做的方式。

"Like, oh (bleep),"

"像，哦（嗶）"。

it was just like, a myriad of wonderment.

它就像，無數的奇蹟。

I'm, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, Lincoln!

我是，嗯，嗯，嗯，嗯，嗯，嗯，嗯，嗯，嗯，嗯，嗯，嗯，林肯！

Manny won and everything was great.

曼尼贏了，一切都很好。

So Lincoln goes back to Chicago, like,

所以林肯回芝加哥去了，就像。

"I know what I need to do now.

"我知道我現在需要做什麼了。

"I'm going to study my ass off and get things going.

"我要好好學習，把事情做好。

"I'm going to get my (bleep) in gear.

"我要去把我的（嗶嗶）裝備起來。

"I'm going to be Mr. (bleep) House,"

"我要做(嗶)屋先生"。

and five years later, he becomes the President.

而五年後，他成為總統。

Here's the thing, because Stanton was part of the firm

事情是這樣的 因為Stanton是公司的一部分

that said, we're like, not into you.

說，我們喜歡，不進你。

Lincoln said, I'm going to get Edwin Stanton

林肯說，我要去找埃德溫-斯坦頓。

to become secretary of war.

成為戰爭部長。

How cool is that?

這多酷啊？

When Lincoln dies, he says,

他說，林肯死後，。

"now he belongs to the ages,"

"現在他屬於時代，"

and Lincoln goes,

和林肯去。

"(bleep), that's great."

"(嗶)，那太好了。"

- [Derek] What's the biggest lesson

- 最大的教訓是什麼？

to learn in this story?

在這個故事中學習？

- My balls are big.

- 我的球很大。

- Hello.

- 你好啊

Today we are going to talk about the Baltimore Plot.

今天我們要講的是巴爾的摩陰謀。

November, 1860, Abraham Lincoln is elected

1860年11月，林肯當選

as the 16th president of the United States of America.

作為美國第16任總統。

He was like, these states in the South, they don't want me

他說，這些州在南方，他們不希望我。

to be president and they want to secede and stuff.

成為總統，他們想分離和東西。

So I'm going to take a whistle-stop tour to D.C.

所以我打算去華盛頓吹口哨旅遊。

and I'm gonna wave at people.

我要向人們揮手。

Meanwhile, Allan Pinkerton was hired

同時，艾倫-平克頓被僱用了。

to be Lincoln's private security force.

成為林肯的私人保全部隊。

Pinkerton runs the Pinkerton National Detective Agency.

平克頓經營著平克頓國家偵探社。

Pinkerton starts finding out, oh, (bleep),

平克頓開始發現，哦，（嗶）。

there's all these threats against Abraham Lincoln.

有所有這些威脅 亞伯拉罕・林肯，

Pinkerton puts together his like, dream team.

平克頓組建了他的喜歡，夢之隊。

He's got Harry Davies, this brilliant guy

他有哈里-戴維斯，這個聰明的傢伙。

who speaks several languages and Kate Warren,

她會說好幾種語言，還有凱特-沃倫。

the first female detective in the history

史上第一女探

of the United States.

美國的。

Pinkerton's like, everybody wants to (bleep) kill Lincoln.

平克頓就像，每個人都想殺林肯。

So they go undercover in Baltimore at the Barnum Hotel,

所以他們去巴爾的摩的巴納姆酒店臥底。

pretended to be Southern,

裝作南方人。

like how do you do, sir, and getting intel like,

像你怎麼做的，先生，並獲得英特爾一樣，

what is your political affiliation if I may ask?

請問你的政治背景是什麼？

I'm not trying to press you, but I am a lady of the South

我不是想逼你，但我是南方的女士。

and I need to know that I'm fraternizing

我需要知道，我的兄弟會。

with people I can trust.

和我可以信任的人在一起

All right, I'm actually leaning.

好吧，我其實是傾向於。

- [Derek] Are you okay?

- [德里克]你還好嗎？

- I started to lean.

- 我開始靠。

- [Derek] That's okay.

- [德里克]沒關係。

- No, it's all right.

- 不，沒事的。

It's just, where, where do I?

只是，我在哪裡，在哪裡？

So they discovered this guy. Cipriano Ferrandini.

所以他們發現了這個人Cipriano Ferrandini.

He's a beady-eyed Corsican barber

他是個眼珠子亂轉的科西嘉式理髮師

who wanted to kill Lincoln.

誰想殺林肯。

Ferrandini, he gathers together all of these Southern rebels

費蘭迪尼，他把所有這些南方的叛軍聚集在一起。

into this hideout.

進入這個藏身處。

Davies gets in on the Ferrandini meeting and Ferrandini,

戴維斯參與了費蘭迪尼的會議，費蘭迪尼。

he's holding up a scimitar and he says, moth!

他舉著一把彎刀，說："飛蛾！

And he was like,

而他就像。

"in this hat or bowl or bucket or whatever,

"在這個帽子或碗或桶或什麼的，

"there is a card I'm going to burp,

"有一張卡我要打嗝。

"excuse me, with a red dot on it,

"對不起，上面有一個紅點。

"and whoever gets the red dot,

"誰得到紅點，

"you're going to kill Lincoln."

"你會殺了林肯的"

Davies is like,

戴維斯就像。

"oh (bleep) neat.

"哦（嗶）整。

"Now we really have a problem,"

"現在我們真的有問題了"。

to himself quietly because he's undercover.

因為他是臥底，所以悄悄地對自己說。

Lincoln lands in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania.

林肯在賓夕法尼亞州的哈里斯堡登陸。

Pinkerton goes to him and says,

平克頓去找他說。

"we gotta get you the (bleep) out of here

"我們得把你從這裡弄出去

"a day before they're going to kill you."

"他們要殺你的前一天"

So he took off his little pop tart hat or whatever that was.

於是，他摘下了他的小爆米花帽子或什麼的。

What was it called?

叫什麼來著？

A papa, popeye, popeye, it was called a, his hat,

一個爸爸，popeye，popeye，這叫一個，他的帽子。

it was a stovepipe!

這是一個爐管！

Lincoln says,

林肯說。

"sorry, stovepipe.

"對不起，爐管，

"I've gotta be incognito.

"我得隱姓埋名。

"I'll see you soon."

"我很快就會見到你。"

They sneak him out to the train.

他們把他偷偷帶到火車上。

People can see him, but they don't know it's him

人們能看到他，但不知道他是誰。

because he's wearing a beanie and a shawl.

因為他戴著小帽和披肩。

Kate Warren is like,

凱特-沃倫就像。

"I need to get my invalid brother into the train."

"我要把我的殘廢弟弟送上火車。"

They get on the train.

他們上了火車。

(mimics train churning)

（模仿火車攪動）

Lincoln is on a train into D.C. to become the president.

林肯在進入華盛頓的火車上，成為總統。

So Pinkerton had to get Lincoln through Baltimore early

所以平克頓必須讓林肯早點通過巴爾的摩。

to get to D.C. without being killed, because there

去華盛頓而不被殺死，因為有... ...

are assassins in Baltimore waiting for Lincoln

巴爾的摩有刺客在等著林肯呢

to show up at like noon.

出現在像中午。

They get to President Station, Baltimore, Maryland

他們到了馬里蘭州巴爾的摩的總統車站。

at 3:30 in the morning, and the conductor was like,

凌晨三點半，列車長就像。

"we have to stop because there's a sound ordinance."

"我們必須停止，因為有一個健全的法令。"

Pinkerton's like,

平克頓的樣子。

"what the (bleep) is a (bleep) sound ordinance?

"什麼是(嗶)聲條例？

"What the (bleep) am I going to do?

"我（嗶）要做什麼？

"Okay, I'll tell you what we'll do.

"好吧，我告訴你我們會怎麼做。

"We'll get some (bleep) horses."

"我們會得到一些（嗶）馬。"

So they hook up this train car to horses

所以他們把這節火車車廂掛在馬背上

and drag the train car on the tracks through Baltimore.

並將火車車廂拖在鐵軌上穿過巴爾的摩。

They get to Camden Street Station where they're supposed

他們到了卡姆登街車站，在那裡他們應該...

to pick up the Washington-bound train.

去接開往華盛頓的火車。

No train, train's late.

沒有火車，火車晚點了。

So they sat there.

於是他們坐在那裡。

It's basically assassins everywhere,

基本上到處都是刺客。

and they could hear people saying,

他們可以聽到人們說。

"this (bleep) Lincoln is a piece of (bleep).

"這個(嗶)林肯就是個(嗶)。

"The South will rise."

"南方會崛起"

Pinkerton's like,

平克頓的樣子。

"if these guys find out that we're in here with Lincoln,

"如果這些傢伙發現我們和林肯在一起" "if these guys find out that we're in here with Lincoln,

"we're dead, we're all of us dead.

"我們都死了，我們都死了。

"You hold onto your panties."

"你抓緊你的內褲。"

(laughing)

（笑）

No, you're not, all right, okay.

不，你不是，好吧，好吧。

The Washington bound train finally shows up

開往華盛頓的火車終於出現了

and it's 6:00 a.m., February 23rd.

而現在是2月23日早上6點。

Abraham Lincoln arrives in Washington, D.C.

亞伯拉罕-林肯抵達華盛頓特區。

and they successfully averted the assassination attempt,

他們成功地避免了暗殺的企圖。

and the Pinkerton National Detective Agency has existed

和平克頓國家偵探社的存在。

for 163 years since that time.

從那時起，163年來，。

Moth!

飛蛾！

Look.

你看

- [Derek] Oh!

- [德里克]哦！

- Son of a.

- 兒子的。

(clapping)

（鼓掌）

Oh no.

哦，不。

Moth!

飛蛾！

- Hello.

- 你好啊

I am Tess Lynch and today, we're going to talk

我是泰斯-林奇，今天我們要討論的是... ...

about the Union Balloon Corps.

關於聯合氣球團。

So it's a week into the Civil War.

所以現在是內戰的一個星期。

Thaddeus Lowe is a balloonist.

賽迪斯-洛是個氣球專家。

He's airborne in Hoboken, New Jersey,

他在新澤西州的霍博肯空降。

and he's like, (bleep) yes, like, ah,

他的樣子，（嗶）是的，喜歡，啊。

and everything seems great until, oh, boom, winds hit.

一切看起來都很好，直到，哦，繁榮，風打。

Thad's like, ah, (bleep) the (bleep) wind, you know?

薩德就像，啊，(嗶)風，你知道嗎？

But like the winds, they don't care.

但就像風一樣，他們並不在意。

The winds don't care.

風不在意。

They're like,

他們就像。

"we're going to have you land where the

"我們要讓你降落的地方

"(bleep) we want you to land,"

"(嗶)我們要你降落，"

and all of a sudden he finds himself

突然間他發現自己

blown into South Carolina,

吹到南卡羅來納州。

like right in the middle of Confederate territory.

就像在南方聯盟領土的中間。

Are you serious?

你是認真的嗎？

So he was like, boom, blown into the hands

所以，他就像，轟，吹到手中的

of a Confederate mob.

南方聯盟暴徒的。

So they freak and they're like,

所以，他們嚇壞了，他們很喜歡。

"whoa, are you a Yankee spy?

"哇，你是美國佬的間諜嗎？

"What's your deal?"

"你的交易是什麼？"

And he's just like, what the (bleep) do I do?

他就像，我該怎麼做？

So he has all these papers with him that basically are like,

所以，他有所有這些文件與他 基本上是像，

Thaddeus Lowe, important balloon person,

賽迪斯-洛，重要的氣球人。

and they're like, you know what?

他們很喜歡，你知道嗎？

You seem like a cool dude.

你看起來像一個很酷的傢伙。

You can go, and he leaves.

你可以走了，他就走了。

Okay, one second.

好的，等一下

(liquor splashing)

(酒水飛濺)

This is the funnest job ever.

這是最有趣的工作

Okay, so basically he's just like,

好吧，所以基本上他只是喜歡，

I don't think this is working out for me.

我不認為這是我的工作。

The wind keep taking me into like,

風一直把我帶入喜歡。

the worst (bleep) neighborhoods.

最差的（嗶）街區。

Like, I'm done with this, but then he gets a call,

就像，我做了這個， 但隨後他得到一個電話。

but not a call because it's back in the day.

但不是一個電話，因為這是在過去的日子裡。

So he gets a message and it says,

所以他收到一條資訊，上面寫著：

hey, you, I've got my eye on you.

嘿，你，我已經得到了我的眼睛你。

Why don't you come on down to Washington?

你為什麼不來華盛頓？

And he's like, who are you?

他說，你是誰？

Okay, I'll go.

好吧，我去。

Whatever, like trip to Washington sounds good.

管他呢，像去華盛頓旅行聽起來不錯。

So he goes down to Washington to this like fancy room.

所以他去了華盛頓，去了這個像豪華的房間。

All of a sudden who walks in?

突然誰走了進來？

It's (bleep) President Lincoln,

是（嗶）林肯總統。

and Lowe's like,

和Lowe's一樣。

"oh, Holy (bleep), like President Lincoln,

"哦，聖（嗶），像林肯總統。

"I didn't know you were like, you know,

"我不知道你是喜歡，你知道的。

"keeping tabs on my balloons and stuff,"

"保持對我的氣球和東西的標籤，"