Name: 參議員緩批拜登營救計劃，並在彈劾審判前攤牌。 (Senators Slow Approval Of Biden's Rescue Plan And Show Their Hands Ahead Of Impeachment Trial)
Uploaded: 2021-01-26T18:21:11.000Z
Duration: 14 min 14 s

This guy over here, right before the kids, like if I'm focused.

這個傢伙在這裡，就在孩子們面前，就像如果我專注。

I'm so focus is like the focus is blowing my hair back.

我的焦點就像焦點一樣，把我的頭髮都吹散了。

我是你們的主持人，斯蒂芬・科爾伯特

Folks, this country is just emerged from four years of historic corruption, stunning incompetence and criminal negligence.

鄉親們，這個國家剛剛從四年的歷史性腐敗、驚人的無能和過失犯罪中走出來。

為什麼他還沒有把所有的東西都修好？

I mean, the first, everything he has to be fixed is coronavirus.

我的意思是，第一，他要解決的一切問題都是冠狀病毒。

And I'll catch you up on the latest in tonight's edition of Catch A Third Wave.

而我將在今晚的《抓住第三次浪潮》中為大家介紹最新的情況。

我還沒有在任何地方注射疫苗呢

You in this time, co vid the United States just past 25 million cove in 19 cases, there haven't been that many cases off something since Angela Lansbury cleaned up the mean streets of Cabot Cove.

你在這個時候，co vid美國剛剛過去的2500萬灣在19個案例中，還沒有那麼多的案例關閉的東西，因為安吉拉-蘭斯伯裡清理了卡博特灣的平均街道。

S got his first diagnosed case on January 21st of last year and since then has averaged one new infection every 1.2 seconds.

S在去年1月21日第一次被診斷出病例，此後平均每1.2秒就有一個新的感染病例。

And to put that in perspective, look at the person on your left.

為了讓大家看清這一點，看看你左邊的人。

Now get the hell out of there because it's been three seconds, you're all infected.

現在趕緊離開那裡，因為已經過了三秒鐘，你們都被感染了。

But so far, distribution has been a disaster.

但到目前為止，分銷是一場災難。

Other countries have been able to distribute their vaccines.

其他國家已經能夠分發其疫苗。

The previous administration did a horrible job planning it.

The new head of the 500 Dr Rochelle Walensky says.

500的新任負責人羅謝爾-瓦倫斯基博士說。

我們甚至不知道事情有多糟糕。

I would say one of the biggest problems right now is I can't tell you how much vaccine we have.

我想說，現在最大的一個問題是我不能告訴你我們有多少疫苗。

It turns out when the ex president ordered vaccines under the amount he just wrote, Biggie size it.

原來，當前總統訂購疫苗的金額低於他剛才寫的金額時，大吉大小。

Well, Lansky continued, The fact that we don't know today, five days into this administration and weeks into planning how much vaccine we have just gives you a sense with the challenges we've been left with.

好吧，Lansky繼續說，事實上，我們不知道今天，五天到這個政府和周規劃多少疫苗，我們只是給你一個感覺與我們已經離開的挑戰。

How would you even describe coming into office with that situation?

這種情況下，你怎麼形容上任呢？

上屆政府什麼也沒給我們留下。

He's right about the empty cupboards part.

The Bidens found no food in the White House.

比登夫婦在白宮裡沒有發現任何食物。

Just to note that says baking soda is the worst soda.

只是要注意，說小蘇打是最差的蘇打。

現在，我得到這個工作是不是很大。

It's now a silly spurt doesn't make a string form.

現在是傻傻的噴發不做串聯的形式。

Obviously, President Biden has a plan to combat the pandemic, with more vaccines and testing, a swell as emergency funding to state and local governments and $1400 checks for average Americans.

很明顯，拜登總統有一個抗擊流行病的計劃，有更多的疫苗和測試，作為州和地方政府的緊急資金，以及普通美國人的1400美元支票的膨脹。

It's the $1.9 trillion American rescue plan, but this relief plan is already running into trouble.

這是1.9萬億美元的美國救援計劃，但這個救援計劃已經遇到了麻煩。

You see, This weekend, a bipartisan group of senators took issue with the Bills price tag, with Maine's Angus King saying, This isn't monopoly money.

你看，這個週末，兩黨參議員對法案的標價提出了異議，緬因州的安格斯-金說，這不是壟斷錢。

All right, let me put this in a way Angus King can understand.

好吧，讓我用安格斯-金能理解的方式來表達。

No, sir, it's not monopoly money, but holding up this relief operation really does boggle the mind.

不，先生，這不是壟斷資金，但耽誤了這次救援行動，真的讓人摸不著頭腦。

Doesn't take a mastermind to see that the people are in trouble because life ain't no candy land.

不需要高手就能看出人們的麻煩，因為生活不是糖果樂園。

We're just going to the grocery store is a risk.

我們只是去雜貨店是一個風險。

I have a feeling that I just did something very expensive.

我有一種感覺，我剛剛做了一件很貴的事情。

One holdover from the previous administration is Dr Anthony Fauci.

上屆政府留下的一個人是Anthony Fauci博士。

And after just one day of working for Biden, you could really feel the difference.

而在為拜登工作一天後，你就能真正感受到這種不同。

That's him working for the former president on the left.

And that's him on day one off working for Biden.

這是他為拜登工作的第一天休息時間

That's the face of a man who no longer has to present his findings v a puppet show and scratch and sniff.

這就是一個人的面孔，他不再需要把自己的發現訴給木偶戲，搔首弄姿。

In an interview with The New York Times, our factory said the former president was always trying to minimize the global pandemic, explaining I would try to express the gravity of the situation on the response of the president was always leaning toward Well, it's not that bad, right?

在接受《紐約時報》採訪時，我們的工廠說，前總統總是試圖儘量減少全球大流行病，解釋說我會試圖表達情況的嚴重性對總統的反應總是傾向於嗯，這不是那麼糟糕，對嗎？

And I would say yes, it is that bad, adding the president were called me up and say, Why are you being so negative?

我想說是的，就是這麼嚴重，加總裁都給我打電話說，你怎麼這麼消極？

In fact, the former president was so committed to staying positive, he tested positive, then spread that positivity everywhere he went.

事實上，這位前總統非常致力於保持積極性，他的檢測結果呈陽性，然後將這種積極性傳播到他所到之處。

It's all in the upcoming movie Spray It Forward.

這一切都在即將上映的電影《噴子向前衝》中。

America's X was also in the wacky cures without proof foul, she remembers.

她記得，美國的X也是在古怪的治療沒有證明犯規。

The president would get calls from Iran does and he would take justice seriously.

總統會接到伊朗確實的電話，他會認真對待正義。

他們的意見是基於沒有數據的。

Just anecdote that something might really be important.

只是軼事，有些東西可能真的很重要。

It wasn't just hydroxy Clark when it was a variety of alternative medicine type approaches.

不僅僅是羥基克拉克，當是各種替代醫學類型的方法。

Ah, friend of mine from blah, blah, blah.

啊，我的朋友從什麼什麼地方來的。

I'm sure everything the president recommended was peer reviewed in The New England Journal of Yada Yada Yada, you get the drift.

我相信總統推薦的所有東西都在《新英格蘭雜誌》的同行評議過，你懂的。

Fauci is not the only one from the Coronavirus Task Force spelling the co vid 90 so his former White House coronavirus response coordinator and med school choir director saying, Your fever should be down here.

Fauci不是唯一一個從冠狀病毒工作組拼寫的co vid 90所以他的前白宮冠狀病毒反應協調員和醫學院合唱團主任說，你的發燒應該在這裡。

Debra Berks Brooks appeared on Face the Brendan with Margaret Nation and revealed the ex president was getting mawr than suggestions from outside sources.

黛布拉-伯克斯-布魯克斯出現在 "面對布倫丹 "上，與瑪格麗特-國家一起，並透露前總統正在獲得毛比外界的建議。

There was parallel data stream coming into the White House that we're not transparently utilized, so I know that someone or someone out there or someone inside was creating a parallel set of data and graphics that were shown to the president.

有平行的數據流進入白宮，我們沒有透明地利用，所以我知道，外面有人或內部有人在創建一組平行的數據和圖形，並向總統展示。

I saw the president presenting graphs that I never made has gotta suck.

我看到總統展示了我從未做過的圖，這一定很糟糕。

You spent all night preparing your slideshow, explaining US infection rates.

你花了一晚上的時間準備你的幻燈片，解釋美國的感染率。

And then the president goes out and shows everyone a graph ranking his chicken McNugget dips in order of saw awesomeness.

然後總統出去給大家看了一張圖，把他的麥樂雞蘸醬按可怕程度排序。

伯克醫生還提供了一個嫌疑人。

I know now why watching some of the tapes that certainly Scott Atlas brought in parallel data streams.

我現在知道為什麼看一些錄音帶，肯定斯科特-阿特拉斯帶來的並行數據流。

And if the rumors are true, the former president will pay extra for streams.

而如果傳言屬實，前總統將額外支付流。

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