Um, I on.

嗯，我在。

Yeah.

是啊。

Um I am welcome.

嗯，我很歡迎。

Hey.

嘿嘿

Hey, Sonia.

嘿，索尼婭。

How are you?

你好嗎？

Good, good.

好，好。

I'm excited to have you buy, and it's great.

我很高興你能買到，而且很好。

It's cool to be here.

能來這裡真好

And And Blade does this too, right?

而安刀也會這樣做吧？

Yeah, he is.

是的，他是。

Here is Well, yeah, man.

這裡是... ...嗯，是的，夥計。

I do this to Sonia and I get along great.

我對索尼婭也是這樣，我和她相處得很好。

I don't know what it is, but we just have a certain great chemistry and energy and lay one day.

我不知道這是什麼，但我們就是有某種偉大的化學反應和能量，並奠定了一天。

If you and I hang out for maybe 50 more years, we will have the same feelings about each other As long as you're here.

如果你和我再交往50年，只要你在這裡，我們就會對彼此有同樣的感覺。

Let's put you toe work.

讓我們把你的腳趾工作。

Do you mind?

你介意嗎？

Like, can we just get your thoughts on on a very popular game right now?

就像，我們可以得到你的想法 在一個非常流行的遊戲，現在？

A Z Everyone knows I don't know a lot about games on.

A Z大家都知道我對遊戲的瞭解不多，上。

I'm not good at games, but I love having a lot of opinions about games and sharing those with people in the legitimate gaming world, thus infuriating them.

我不擅長遊戲，但我喜歡對遊戲有很多意見，並把這些意見分享給正版遊戲界的人，從而激怒他們。

So please tell me what you got and I will render an incredibly unfair and invalid opinion.

所以，請你告訴我你得到了什麼，我將會給出一個非常不公平和無效的意見。

All right, So here's I'm gonna show you.

好吧，所以這裡的我會告訴你。

It's called among us.

這在我們中間叫。

Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Wait.

等一下

I know about among us.

我知道我們中間。

I'll tell you why my son at his birthday the other day and I guess he and his friends love among us.

我告訴你為什麼我的兒子在他的生日前幾天，我猜他和他的朋友們之間的愛情。

And so he got this gift that completely baffled me.

於是他得到了這份讓我完全摸不著頭腦的禮物。

Ah, friend of his went on etc.

啊，他的朋友去了等。

And had someone crash a him his favorite character from among us.

並讓人從我們中間給他撞了一個他最喜歡的角色。

And so he took this thing out of a box.

於是他把這個東西從盒子裡拿出來。

And it was this little blip blerp like a little purple blip blerp And he was like, Oh, man, I can't believe it.

就像一個紫色的小水泡 他說，哦，夥計，我真不敢相信。

This is so funny.

這真是太有趣了。

And my my daughter was jumping up and down and they were both high fiving each other and he was laughing and saying, I can't believe it.

而我的我的女兒則是上躥下跳，他們倆互相擊掌，他還笑著說，我真不敢相信。

It's Glebe Group.

這是Glebe集團。

And I was like, I don't know what's happening again.

我當時就想，我不知道又發生了什麼。

I don't know what the name of it was.

我不知道它的名字是什麼。

He said the name, but I often tune out when my Children were talking to me about video games or how they feel about things.

他說了這個名字，但當我的孩子和我談論電子遊戲或他們對事物的感受時，我經常會調出。

So I probably wasn't paying attention.

所以我可能沒有注意。

It was purple, and it had, like, this white panel on the front of it, and they were all very excited.

它是紫色的，它有一樣，這個白色的面板在它的前面， 他們都非常興奮。

So I have no idea what it's about.

所以我不知道這是什麼原因。

My guess is it's a bunch of crow shade blip blocks and blurt bleeps that lived together.

我猜測是一群烏影曇花塊和突突突的嗶嗶聲住在一起。

And whoever whoever's yarn holds up for the longest time is the winner.

而誰誰的紗線堅持的時間最長，誰就是贏家。

That's the closest.

這是最接近的。

I have no idea what it's about.

我不知道這是什麼。

That's pretty close.

這是很接近。

You're basically on a ship with a bunch of other people as blip warps, and you're trying to get the ship going and get out of there before imposters, which are among your crew members, try to kill you before.

你基本上是在一艘船上與其他一堆人作為曇花一現的經緯度，你試圖讓船走，並在冒牌貨之前離開那裡，這是你的船員中，試圖殺死你之前。

And you have to try to figure out who the impostors are and kicked them off before it happens.

而且你要想辦法弄清楚誰是冒牌貨，在事情發生之前把他們踢走。

S so basically, you just find out who out of your friends are the best pathological liars?

所以基本上，你只是發現誰出你的朋友 是最好的病態金光黨？

Is this a game that you can play on tablets?

這是一款可以在平板電腦上玩的遊戲嗎？

Yes.

是的，我知道

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Wow.

哇哦

My kids were having, like, a socially distance.

我的孩子們有一樣，社會上的距離。

They were outside and they were playing this game, and I guess they wanted someone else to come.

他們在外面玩這個遊戲，我猜他們想讓別人來。

So they got me.

所以他們抓了我。

This is e Don't know.

這是我不知道。

It was like a month and a half ago to come outside, and they handed me a tablet.

就像一個半月前來到外面，他們遞給我一個平板電腦。

And yes, I guess we looked like we were in some sort of machine room and we were wandering around and I didn't know it, but apparently I was the murderer or imposter and I just got near somebody and they it said I killed them, But I didn't push any buttons or do anything and they said to me, The kids were like, You're really good at this game and I didn't know what I was doing They afterwards said, Oh, yeah, I didn't know what you were doing You killed two of us and I said I wondered from room to room and got near one of you and you died.

是的，我想我們看起來像是在某個機房裡 我們四處遊蕩，我不知道，但顯然我是凶手或冒名頂替的人 我只是靠近某人，他們說我殺了他們，但我沒有按任何按鈕或做任何事情，他們對我說。孩子們說，你真的很擅長這個遊戲，而我不知道自己在做什麼，他們後來說，哦，是的，我不知道你在做什麼，你殺了我們兩個人，我說我從一個房間到另一個房間，靠近了一個人，你就死了。

And then I got near another one of you and you died and I didn't even know that I was the problem.

然後我靠近了你的另一個人，你死了，我甚至不知道我是問題所在。

Any game were an idiot can just jump in for fun and win.

任何遊戲都可以讓一個白痴跳進去玩，然後贏。

It's like our presidential election, any game where an idiot could jump in just willy nilly and suddenly rocket to the top and triumph.

這就像我們的總統選舉，任何一個遊戲，一個白痴都可以隨便跳進去，然後突然火箭式的上位，取得勝利。

That's a problem with that game.

這就是那個遊戲的問題。

I'm glad you're just a natural at this game.

我很高興你只是一個天生的遊戲。

I feel like this is on that.

我覺得這是上。

That's creepy, that the game that rewards uh, Solis pathological liars is something that I could just jump into and immediately because I'm very good at it and I don't even know it.

這真是令人毛骨悚然，那個獎勵呃，索利斯病態金光黨的遊戲是我可以直接跳進去的，而且馬上就能玩，因為我很擅長，我甚至不知道。

But you know what?

但你知道嗎？

I've been working in show business for 30 years, and so maybe that prepared me for this game.

我在演藝圈工作了30年，所以也許這讓我為這個遊戲做好了準備。

It all came to this final verdict on among us.

這一切都在我們中間得到了最後的裁決。

I have to tell you, my kids go crazy for this game.

我得告訴你，我的孩子們為這個遊戲瘋狂。

They really love it.

他們真的很喜歡它。

My son now has a crew shade, whatever that thing is, and he'll probably treasure for the rest of his life.

我兒子現在有了一個船員遮陽傘，不管那是什麼東西，他可能會珍藏一輩子。

I don't get it.

我不明白

I played it once briefly without even knowing I was playing it.

我曾短暫地玩過一次，甚至不知道自己在玩。

And the fact that I was very good at it instantly, without even knowing I was playing.

而事實上，我在不知道自己在玩的情況下，瞬間就非常擅長了。

Yeah, that worries me.

是啊，這讓我很擔心。

Eso That's I have.

埃索 這是我的。

Technically, yes, I didn't.

嚴格來說，是的，我沒有。

It was called among us, but I have played this game.

在我們中間叫，但我玩過這個遊戲。

But I had no idea what I was doing.

但我不知道自己在做什麼。

Absolutely no idea what I was doing.

完全不知道自己在做什麼。

And I was confused.

而我卻很困惑。

And yet this says something about the game afterwards, they were like your badass man and high fiving me.

然而這說明了什麼，遊戲結束後，他們就像你的壞男人一樣，和我擊掌。

That means it's a bad game.

這意味著這是一個糟糕的遊戲。

Judgment rendered.

已作出判決。

Well, thanks for stopping by.

嗯，謝謝你的光臨。

I'm not going.

我不去了

I'm not going anywhere.

我哪兒也不去

I'm going to stay here until I ruined everything about this podcast.

我要留在這裡，直到我毀了這個播客的一切。

God, is this the ultimate payback play?

天啊，這就是最終的還擊戲嗎？

Uh, Sonya, I'm sorry you had to be caught in the crossfire, but I need to destroy this podcast now, because it's something that might help Blais and might give him some joy.

Sonya 我很抱歉你被捲入了交火之中 但我現在需要毀掉這個播客 因為這可能會對Blais有所幫助 也可能會給他帶來一些快樂

So what you did, Sonia, is you hitched your wagon to a death star.

所以你所做的，索尼婭，是你把你的馬車搭到了一顆死星上。

That's what I'm here for.

這就是我在這裡的原因。

We'll find you something else.

我們會給你找別的東西。

Oh, thank you.

哦，謝謝你。

At least I'm gonna be placed elsewhere in the giant Conan Evil empire.

至少我會被安置在柯南邪惡帝國的其他地方。

Blake, I'm sorry to have to do this to you.

布雷克，我很抱歉不得不這樣對你。

Mhm.

嗯