There's nobody better suited to explain everyone's tweet than yours.

沒有人比你更適合解釋每個人的微博。

Truly welcome.

真正的歡迎。

So, Master Earth here.

所以，地師在此。

What's up?

怎麼了？

Sports Nation?

體育國家隊？

It's your boy, Kendrick Perkins.

這是你的孩子，Kendrick Perkins.

The Cave of Sports Twitter.

體育微博的洞。

Let's get started with massive per theater.

讓我們從大規模的每家影院開始。

First up, Terry Rosile, a k a.

首先是Terry Rosile, a k a.

Skerry.

Skerry.

Terry.

泰瑞

I'm a loner for sure.

我肯定是個孤獨的人。

I don't know if it's all of me.

我不知道這是不是我的全部。

I ain't even asking L o l First of all, Terry, I don't even know what you're talking about.

我不是在問我 首先，泰瑞，我不知道你在說什麼。

I don't understand This tweet at all, right?

我完全不明白這條微博的意思，對吧？

It sounds like a lyric from little baby.

這聽起來像小寶貝的歌詞。

But since I don't understand, I'm just gonna have to assume that you're talking about being a loner for is being on the three game little this losing streak?

但既然我不明白，我只能假設你說的是孤家寡人一個，因為是在三場小這個連敗？

Yeah, You're alone because it's lonely at the bottom.

是的，你是孤獨的，因為它是孤獨的底部。

Very off.

很不對勁。

Next up, Michael Beasley.

下一個，邁克爾-比斯利。

Deep conditioners plus emoji sunshine Got me feeling like the one you could lie all you want I know I'm gorgeous as they come Heart face emoji heart face Emoji heart face emoji Ah!

深層護髮素加上emoji陽光 讓我感覺自己就是那個你想躺就躺的人 我知道我很華麗，因為他們來了 心形臉表情 心形臉表情 心形臉表情 啊!

Shout out to myself, babies.

喊我自己，寶寶們。

Come on, man.

來吧，夥計。

Come on.

來吧。

Now.

現在就去

I know you're feeling yourself and I know you got that let you so glow dripping through your head.

我知道你在感受自己，我知道你得到了讓你如此的光芒滴水不漏。

But I don't know what audience you was addressing on this tweet, but you only have seven likes.

但我不知道你這條微博是針對什麼閱聽人，但你只有7個贊。

But look, good luck down there in the G League bubble.

但你看，在G聯賽的保麗龍中，祝你好運。

You should still be in the league because you're flat out.

你應該還在聯盟中，因為你平。

Hooper.

胡柏

I don't care how horrible this tweet is.

我不在乎這條微博有多可怕。

Carry on.

繼續吧

Next up, Josh Hart.

下一個, Josh Hart.

Mr.

先生

Hart himself.

哈特本人。

Okay, since I spoke the debate top three movies of all time.

好吧，既然我說了辯論前三部電影的時間。

Gladiator, Goodfellas, Pulp Fiction.

角鬥士，古德菲拉斯，紙漿小說。

Hey, Josh, Hard.

嘿，喬希，硬。

Look, I'm a huge fan of yours, but this list is horrible.

聽著，我是你的超級粉絲，但這個名單太可怕了。

Friday.

週五：

Okay, this number one Friday Okay.

好吧，這頭號星期五好吧。

Classic with Deebo, Craig and Smokey and number two, number two on my list.

經典的迪波、克雷格和斯莫克，還有二號，我名單上的二號。

Coming to America.

來美國。

You gotta go with coming to America.

你得跟來美國。

Eddie Murphy was classic in that movie number three Harlem nights.

埃迪-墨菲在那部電影《哈林三夜》中的表現堪稱經典。

Harlem Nights was heavy.

哈林之夜很重。

Carry on.

繼續吧

Next up, Kendricks Burner Kyrie didn't want to be arriving for LeBron.

接下來，肯德里克斯燃燒器凱里不想在為勒布朗到來。

Now he is an effort for Katie and harden crazy how life works.

現在，他是一個努力為凱蒂和硬化瘋狂的生活如何工作。

First of all, that's not my account.

首先，這不是我的賬戶。

But if they're speaking fax okay and I stand by big perks burner account.

但如果他們在講傳真還好，我站在大的福利燒錢賬戶。

But look, after last night, Katie is auditioning for Bruce Wayne.

但你看，昨晚之後，凱蒂正在為布魯斯-韋恩試鏡。

Carry on.

繼續吧

Next up, Chris Paul CP three Zag Levin Nisus Hell, you're right, Chris Paul.

接下來，克里斯-保羅CP三紮格萊文-尼蘇斯地獄，你說的沒錯，克里斯-保羅。

And he just ended the tap with team light skin Steph Curry and Klay Thompson Because that man is balling out of control right now for the Chicago Bulls.

而他剛剛結束了與球隊淺色皮膚的斯蒂芬-庫裡和克雷-湯普森的拍拖，因為那個人現在正在為芝加哥公牛隊打球失控。

Listen, he is playing at the all Star level, and it's time to give that man his just due.

聽著，他正在打全明星級別的比賽，是時候給那個人應有的待遇了。

Zach Lavine is a leak.

扎克-拉文是個漏洞。

Cariou last but not least, yours truly.

Cariou最後，但並非最不重要的，你真正的。

Kendrick Perkins watching your M v p on the stand in the corner while Chris Militant takeover for the books offensively is beyond me.

肯德里克-帕金斯在角落的看臺上看著你的M V P，而克里斯-米利坦則在進攻中接管賬目，這讓我無法理解。

Don't mind me, though.

不過，別管我。

Carry on.

繼續吧

And I mean that Look, you are the M v p.

我的意思是，看，你是M V P。

When the game get tight, you're not supposed to be in the corner of the boss.

當遊戲變得緊張時，你不應該在老闆的角落裡。

Supposed to be in your heads, Take over the game.

應該是在你的腦海裡，接管遊戲。

Yeah, a t least show the world for once that you could close the game, not go to your Robin, Chris Militants, The Robin.

是啊，至少向世界展示一次，你可以關閉遊戲，而不是去你的羅賓，克里斯好戰分子，羅賓。

You're supposed to be the bad man.

你應該是一個壞人。

Thank you for watching this addition of Master per Theater.

謝謝你看了這次大師每劇場的加演。