Name: 查克-舒默的尷尬特朗普失誤｜今夜秀 (Sen. Chuck Schumer’s Embarrassing Trump Flub | The Tonight Show)
Uploaded: 2021-01-23T19:46:03.000Z
Duration: 13 min 23 s

-Welcome, welcome, welcome to "The Tonight Show."

-歡迎，歡迎，歡迎來到 "今夜秀"。

Thank you for being here. Thank you for watching.

謝謝你在這裡。謝謝你的觀看。

Well, guys, it is Friday, and it's pretty much

好了，夥計們，今天是星期五，它是相當多的。

從週三中午開始就有這種感覺。

是啊，今天，我的蘋果手錶就像。

What a difference a few days can make, though.

不過，幾天的時間會有什麼不同呢？

Check out what the breaking news was on CNN this morning.

看看今天早上CNN的重大新聞是什麼。

was President Biden's second full day in office,

是拜登總統上任的第二個全天。

and he spent it trying to fix the economy.

This afternoon, he signed two executive orders

今天下午，他簽署了兩項行政命令

Yep, Biden's taking on America's biggest problems.

是的，拜登正在解決美國最大的問題。

Yesterday, it was the pandemic. Today, it was the economy.

昨天，它是大流行病。今天，是經濟。

伯尼桑德斯的備忘錄已經結束了。

"Put them in my back --" Yeah, you missed it, man.

"把它們放在我的後背--"是啊，你錯過了，夥計。

Some more news out of Washington this morning.

about the impeachment against Donald Trump,

if they believe Donald John -- Donald John Trump incited

如果他們相信唐納德-約翰 - 唐納德-約翰-特朗普煽動。

the erection -- insurrection against the United States.

-Well, someone's excited to be Senate majority leader.

-有人對成為參議院多數派領袖感到興奮。

I wasn't sure how the Democrats planned to unify the country,

我不知道民主黨打算如何統一國家。

but if it's with bloopers like this, count me in.

但如果是這樣的爆料，算我一個。

同時，在佛羅里達州，迪斯尼世界

is making some updates since there's now a new president.

正在進行一些更新，因為現在有一個新的總統。

是封閉的，所以技術人員可以添加

an animatronic version of President Joe Biden.

the Biden robot will commute every day on the monorail

拜登機器人將每天乘坐單軌列車上下班

Let me just say, you can add any president you want,

我只想說，你可以添加任何你想要的總統。

but the only robot the kids are there to see

但孩子們只看到了一個機器人。

which means everyone in the hall will be listening like...

這意味著每個人都會在大廳裡聽像... ...

而我確實... ... 而在那些日子裡，

if you use pomade in your hair, you had to wear a bathing cap.

如果你在頭髮上用絨球，你必須戴上浴帽。

-Okay, I'm going to go grab Mickey ears or something.

-好吧，我去拿米奇耳朵什麼的。

You kids know where we're staying, right?

Some entertainment news was just announced,

that the release date for the new James Bond movie,

"No Time to Die," has been pushed back for a third time.

"沒時間死"，已經第三次被推後。

At this point, they've delayed it so long,

這個時候，他們已經拖延了這麼久。

the technology is going to look ridiculous.

就像，"邦德先生，你最近的小玩意

是的，電影已經被延後了這麼多。

they've even had to update the title a few times.

他們甚至不得不更新幾次標題。

"And then I'll take it from there, and..."

"然後我會從那裡開始，然後..."

Since the pandemic has made travel difficult,

one airline has figured out a new way to make money.

有一家航空公司想出了一個新的賺錢方法。

You can now get wine delivered from American Airlines.

現在，你可以從美國航空公司獲得葡萄酒配送。

that they're launching a new wine-delivery subscription

他們推出了一個新的葡萄酒配送訂閱服務。

-Yeah, not only that, they're also selling the hummus pucks

-是的，不僅如此，他們還賣鷹嘴豆泥球

誰想要一個冰球？誰想要一個冰球？

最後，我看到了Dunkin' Donuts的消息

is now adding salads to its menu at select locations.

現在在特定地點的菜單上增加了沙拉。

Yeah, when you order a salad from Dunkin' Donuts,

是啊，當你從鄧肯甜甜圈點一份沙拉的時候。

even the workers are like, "No, seriously,

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