Thank you for being here. Thank you for watching.

謝謝你在這裡。謝謝你的觀看。

[ Cheers and applause ]

[歡呼聲和掌聲]

Well, guys, it is Friday, and it's pretty much

好了，夥計們，今天是星期五，它是相當多的。

felt like that since noon on Wednesday.

從週三中午開始就有這種感覺。

[ Cheers and applause ]

[歡呼聲和掌聲]

Yeah, today, my Apple Watch was like,

是啊，今天，我的蘋果手錶就像。

"Your heart rate hasn't hit 200 lately.

"你的心率最近沒有達到200。

Are you okay?"

你還好嗎？"

What a difference a few days can make, though.

不過，幾天的時間會有什麼不同呢？

Check out what the breaking news was on CNN this morning.

看看今天早上CNN的重大新聞是什麼。

♪♪

♪♪

-[ Laughs ]

-[笑]

-Yeah, well, today

-是的，今天

was President Biden's second full day in office,

是拜登總統上任的第二個全天。

and he spent it trying to fix the economy.

他花了它試圖修復經濟。

This afternoon, he signed two executive orders

今天下午，他簽署了兩項行政命令

meant to provide fast economic relief.

旨在提供快速的經濟救濟。

Yep, Biden's taking on America's biggest problems.

是的，拜登正在解決美國最大的問題。

Yesterday, it was the pandemic. Today, it was the economy.

昨天，它是大流行病。今天，是經濟。

Tomorrow, it's people who don't know

明天，是不知道的人。

the Bernie Sanders meme is over.

伯尼桑德斯的備忘錄已經結束了。

"Put them in my back --" Yeah, you missed it, man.

"把它們放在我的後背--"是啊，你錯過了，夥計。

Some more news out of Washington this morning.

今早華盛頓又傳來一些消息。

Chuck Schumer spoke on the Senate floor

查克-舒默在參議院發言

about the impeachment against Donald Trump,

關於對唐納德-特朗普的彈劾。

but he had a bit of a flub.

但他有一點失誤。

Listen to this.

聽聽這個。

-Senators will have to decide

-參議員們將不得不決定

if they believe Donald John -- Donald John Trump incited

如果他們相信唐納德-約翰 - 唐納德-約翰-特朗普煽動。

the erection -- insurrection against the United States.

豎立 -- -- 反美國的叛亂；

♪♪

♪♪

-Well, someone's excited to be Senate majority leader.

-有人對成為參議院多數派領袖感到興奮。

I wasn't sure how the Democrats planned to unify the country,

我不知道民主黨打算如何統一國家。

but if it's with bloopers like this, count me in.

但如果是這樣的爆料，算我一個。

I'm in.

我加入了

Meanwhile, down in Florida, Disney World

同時，在佛羅里達州，迪斯尼世界

is making some updates since there's now a new president.

正在進行一些更新，因為現在有一個新的總統。

Check it out.

看看吧

-The Hall of Presidents in Disney World

-迪斯尼世界的總統大廳

is closed so technicians can add

是封閉的，所以技術人員可以添加

an animatronic version of President Joe Biden.

一個動畫版的喬-拜登總統。

-And to keep it authentic,

-並保持其真實性,

the Biden robot will commute every day on the monorail

拜登機器人將每天乘坐單軌列車上下班

from Delaware.

來自特拉華州的。

Let me just say, you can add any president you want,

我只想說，你可以添加任何你想要的總統。

but the only robot the kids are there to see

但孩子們只看到了一個機器人。

is William Howard Taft.

是威廉-霍華德-塔夫脫。

Yep, a President Biden robot,

對，拜登總統的機器人

which means everyone in the hall will be listening like...

這意味著每個人都會在大廳裡聽像... ...

-Corn Pop was a bad dude.

-爆米花是個壞傢伙

And he ran a bunch of bad boys.

他還跑了一群壞小子。

And I did -- And back in those days,

而我確實... ... 而在那些日子裡，

to show how things have changed,

以顯示事情的變化。

one of the things you had to use,

你不得不用的東西之一。

if you use pomade in your hair, you had to wear a bathing cap.

如果你在頭髮上用絨球，你必須戴上浴帽。

-Okay, I'm going to go grab Mickey ears or something.

-好吧，我去拿米奇耳朵什麼的。

You kids know where we're staying, right?

你們知道我們住在哪裡吧？

You remember where we're staying?

你還記得我們住在哪裡嗎？

Good. Alright, I'm gonna leave.

好的，好的好吧，我要走了。

You can make your way back, right?

你可以回去的，對吧？

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

"Corn Pop knew some bad dudes."

"Corn Pop認識一些壞蛋。"

[ Laughs ]

[笑]

-Dungarees.

-Dungarees。

-He knew people like Count Chocula

-他認識像喬庫拉伯爵這樣的人

and stuff like that.

和類似的東西。

Some entertainment news was just announced,

剛剛公佈了一些娛樂新聞。

that the release date for the new James Bond movie,

詹姆斯-邦德新片的上映日期。

"No Time to Die," has been pushed back for a third time.

"沒時間死"，已經第三次被推後。

At this point, they've delayed it so long,

這個時候，他們已經拖延了這麼久。

the technology is going to look ridiculous.

該技術將看起來很荒謬。

Like, "Mr. Bond, your latest gadget

就像，"邦德先生，你最近的小玩意

is a phone that takes pictures."

是一部會拍照的手機。"

Yep, the film has been delayed so much,

是的，電影已經被延後了這麼多。

they've even had to update the title a few times.

他們甚至不得不更新幾次標題。

First, it was...

首先，是...

Then it was...

然後是...

And now it's like...

而現在就像...

"And then I'll take it from there, and..."

"然後我會從那裡開始，然後..."

Some business news.

一些商業新聞。

Since the pandemic has made travel difficult,

由於疫情導致出行困難。

one airline has figured out a new way to make money.

有一家航空公司想出了一個新的賺錢方法。

Watch this.

看這個。

You can now get wine delivered from American Airlines.

現在，你可以從美國航空公司獲得葡萄酒配送。

That airline has so much leftover wine

那家航空公司有那麼多剩酒

that they're launching a new wine-delivery subscription

他們推出了一個新的葡萄酒配送訂閱服務。

for $99 a month.

為每月99美元。

-Yeah, not only that, they're also selling the hummus pucks

-是的，不僅如此，他們還賣鷹嘴豆泥球

that were stuffed between the seats.

被塞在座位之間的。

Who wants a puck? Who wants a puck?

誰想要一個冰球？誰想要一個冰球？

Come on.

來吧。

And, finally, I saw that Dunkin' Donuts

最後，我看到了Dunkin' Donuts的消息

is now adding salads to its menu at select locations.

現在在特定地點的菜單上增加了沙拉。

Yeah, when you order a salad from Dunkin' Donuts,

是啊，當你從鄧肯甜甜圈點一份沙拉的時候。

even the workers are like, "No, seriously,

連工人都說："不，說真的。

what can I get you?"

你要什麼？"

We have a great show tonight.

我們今晚有一場精彩的演出。

Give it up for The Roots, everybody!

為 "根 "樂隊歡呼吧，各位！

-♪ Paragraphs slash your phonograph in half ♪

-段落把你的留聲機切成兩半？

♪ It be the legendary back on a warpath ♪

# It be the legendary back on a warpath #

♪ First class, leaving mics in a cast ♪

頭等艙，離開話筒在一個鑄件

♪ Causing ruckus like the aftermath when it blast ♪

引起騷動像後遺症 當它爆炸

-What a show we have for you tonight.

-今晚我們為你準備了一場精彩的演出。

You can see her as a judge on "Go-Big Show" on TBS.

你可以在TBS的 "Go-Big Show "中看到她作為評審。

Rosario Dawson is here.

羅莎里奧-道森來了

[ Cheers and applause ]

[歡呼聲和掌聲]

Maybe, maybe a little Cory Booker cameo.

也許，也許是科裡-布克客串一下。

Just saying. Senator Booker.

只是說說而已布克參議員

Plus, he stars in the TNT series "Snowpiercer."

另外，他還出演了TNT系列的 "雪地猛士"。

Daveed Diggs is here!

戴維德-迪格斯在這裡！

And we've got great music

我們有很棒的音樂

from Amanda Shires featuring Jason Isbell.

來自阿曼達-希爾斯的《傑森-伊斯貝爾》。

[ Cheers and applause ]

[歡呼聲和掌聲]

Hey, man. -Hey.

嘿，夥計。-嘿，夥計

-Good to see you. -Yeah.

-很高興見到你.-很高興見到你

-Wow. You look good.

-哇，你看起來不錯。哇。 你看起來不錯。

Did you get -- You look different.

你有沒有... 你看起來不一樣了

-I took your advice. -Is that right?

-我接受了你的建議.-是嗎？

-Yeah. Last night, I showed you the tattoo.

-是啊昨晚，我給你看了那個紋身。

You said, "Hey, you got to get the other side done," so...

你說，"嘿，你得把另一邊搞定，"所以... ...

-The camera -- Check out...

-攝影機 -- 看看...

So...

所以...

Was it...

是不是...

Well, you look upset. Was it --

嗯，你看起來很沮喪。是不是...

-Well, I told you I was having --

-我告訴過你我有...

feeling a little buyer's remorse

買櫝還珠

and you said, "No, no, it's your Lamborghini.

你說，"不，不，這是你的蘭博基尼。

You got to get the other side done."

你得把對方的事辦好。"

-Yeah.

-是的

-So, you know, and I was having second thoughts.

-所以，你知道，我有第二個想法。

Now I'm having third thoughts.

現在我又有了三心二意。

-I think it's good, man. You got two tattoo.

-我認為這是很好的，夥計。你有兩個紋身。

-Yeah.

-是的

-Two tattoo. -Tattoo part deux.

-兩個紋身。-紋身的第二部分。

-Yeah. -Yeah.

-是啊 是啊

-Look, you know what I say?

-聽著，你知道我說什麼嗎？

Two tat. Two tat. Two, two, tat-tat-tat.

兩達。二個達。二，二，塔塔塔塔。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

[ Cymbal crash ]

[鈸的崩潰]

Oh, man. Oh, my God.

哦，夥計。哦，我的上帝。

Well, hey, if you don't come Monday with a full...

好吧，嘿嘿，如果你不來 週一與一個完整的... ...

-Yeah.

-是的

-I want, like, a crab on your head or something like that.

-我想，就像，在你的頭上放一隻螃蟹或類似的東西。

With a crab, like two claws coming down.

隨著一隻螃蟹，像兩隻爪子下來。

-You really think? -Get sponsored -- Yeah, man.

-你真的認為？-得到贊助 -- 是的，夥計

Get sponsored by --

獲得贊助----

-See? I mean, because I always felt like --

-看到了嗎？我的意思是，因為我總是覺得像 -

I don't know -- like 45

我不知道... ... 大概45歲

is probably the cutoff for new face tattoos.

可能是新臉型紋身的截止日期。

-Absolutely not. No, there's no cutoff.

-絕對不是不，沒有截止日期

No, no. That's the time to get it.

不，不。這是時間得到它。

-Okay.

-好吧

-Because that's the time, I think, where your skin

-因為那時候，我想，你的皮膚在那個時候

kind of -- It's kind of settled in already.

一種 - 這是一種定居在已經。

I do want to bring up something, by the way.

順便說一下，我確實想提出一些問題。

This is cool that we get to do the show.

我們能做這個節目真是太酷了。

Obviously, we're very lucky to do this.

很顯然，我們很幸運能做到這一點。

But we have the best band in the world

但我們有世界上最好的樂隊

with Tariq and The Roots.

與Tariq和The Roots。

[ Cheers and applause ]

[歡呼聲和掌聲]

But Kirk, Captain Kirk Douglas,

但是柯克，柯克-道格拉斯船長。

on guitar, who's one of the greatest

吉他手，他是最偉大的人之一

guitarists in the world, has his own signature Gibson SG.

世界上的吉他手，有他自己的簽名Gibson SG。

Look at this. -Whoo!

看看這個.-哇！

[ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪

[歡呼聲和掌聲] ?

-Yes!

-是的！

-Kirk, talk to me about this. It just came out.

-柯克，跟我說說這個。它剛剛出來。

I'm excited about this. -Thank you.

我很興奮-謝謝你

Yeah, it just came out this past Wednesday, and this is it.

是啊，上週三剛出來的，就是這個。

This is in Inverness Green.

這是在因弗內斯綠地。

-What did you put --

-你把什麼...

What are the specs that you did, that you put in?

你做的規格是什麼，你放的是什麼？

-Well, one of the things -- I don't know if you remember,

-有一件事... 我不知道你是否還記得。

but a while back,

但前段時間。

there was this artist that was on the show, Prince,

有這個藝術家 這是節目，王子。

and he broke a guitar that was very near and dear to me.

他弄壞了一把對我來說非常重要的吉他。

-Really? -Yeah.

-真的嗎？真的？ - 是的

So, that guitar is actually in Cleveland,

所以，那把吉他其實是在克利夫蘭。

at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.

在搖滾名人堂。

-Is it really?

-真的嗎？

-Yeah, it is right now. And I missed that guitar.

-是的，它現在是。我很想念那把吉他

So when Gibson came to me and they wanted to do

所以，當吉布森來找我，他們想做的是

a signature guitar with me,

簽名吉他和我一起。

before I sent it down there,

在我把它送到那裡之前。

I sent the broken Prince guitar to Gibson,

我把破損的Prince吉他送到了Gibson。

and they replicated the specs of that neck.

他們複製了那個脖子的規格。

So while that guitar is in Cleveland,

所以當那把吉他在克利夫蘭的時候。

I have this guitar,

我有這把吉他。

and when I feel this neck of this signature guitar,

而當我感受到這把簽名吉他的琴頸時。

I feel the neck of the broken...

我感覺到脖子上的破... ...

Yeah.

是啊。

-The Captain Kirk Douglas SG.

-柯克船長道格拉斯SG。

Congratulations. -Thank you.

祝賀你-謝謝你

-I'm so proud of you. I love the color.

-我真為你驕傲我喜歡這個顏色

-Thank you, man. -That's awesome, bud.

-謝謝你，夥計-太棒了，夥計

Hey, so, during the quarantine,

嘿，所以，在隔離期間。

you know, we were doing the show from --

你知道，我們正在做的節目從 -

I was doing the show from my house

我在我家做節目

and just staying in there.

而只是呆在那裡。

And when they finally, like, let --

而當他們最終，喜歡，讓 -

They opened up essential businesses and stuff like that,

他們開闢了必不可少的業務和諸如此類的東西。

I went to a hardware store to get a light switch.

我去五金店買了一個電燈開關。

I was going to install a light switch.

我打算安裝一個燈開關。

-[ Laughs ] -Yeah, I did.

-是的，我做到了。

And I did a good job. -Okay.

我做得很好-好吧

-I know how to do it. So, I go to this hardware store.

-我知道怎麼做所以，我去這家五金店。

So, I'm in the hardware store and I hear this song playing.

所以，我在五金店聽到這首歌的播放。

And it's so good. I go, "What is that song?

而且它是如此的好。我走了，"那是什麼歌？

Do I know this one? And it was like...

我認識這個人嗎？它就像...

♪ If you're gonna go down ♪

如果你要下去

♪ I'm gonna go down swingin' ♪

我要去了搖擺'的下降

And I go, "Oh, that's great." So I Shazam the song.

我就說："哦，那太好了。"所以，我Shazam的歌曲。

I go -- And it's by Thad Cockrell.

我去... 是薩德-科克雷爾寫的。

T-H-A-D Cockrell.

T -H -A

And it's about, like --

而這是關於，就像 -

Anyways, it's about, like, if I lost you...

無論如何，這是關於，就像，如果我失去了你... ...

Let me just play a little jam of it here, 'cause it's good.

讓我在這裡播放一個小的果醬， 因為它的好。

So, it's probably -- It's almost like two songs.

所以，這可能是... ... 這幾乎像兩首歌。

It's this jam. It's like...

這是這個果醬。這就像...

-♪ ...I would do ♪

-...我會做

♪ If all we lost ♪

如果我們失去了所有

♪ If I lost you ♪

如果我失去了你

-So, "If I lost you," right? And then it goes...

-所以，"如果我失去了你，"對嗎？然後它就...

-♪ If I'm gonna go down ♪

-如果我要下去了

♪ I want to go down swinging ♪

我想下去搖擺

-So, I didn't rock out like that,

-所以，我並沒有像那樣搖擺。

but in my head -- I had the mask on and everything,

但在我的腦海裡... 我戴著面具和一切。

and I'm just like, "Oh, this is the jam right there, man."

我只是想，"哦，這是果醬 就在那裡，男人。"

So, I was maybe doing a little of this groove

所以，我也許是做了一點這樣的凹槽

type of thing.

類型的東西。

But then it became my anthem, because I'm like,

但後來它成了我的國歌，因為我喜歡。

"Yeah, man, this is, like --"

"是啊，夥計，這是，就像--"

When you want to give up, don't give up.

當你想放棄的時候，不要放棄。

Just -- If you're going to go down, you go down swinging, man.

只是... ... 如果你要倒下， 你去了揮杆，男人。

-Yeah. -So, I get into it.

-是的，所以，我就進入了。

This is my anthem. I love the song.

這是我的國歌。我喜歡這首歌。

Anyways, long story long.

總之，長話短說。

Thad Cockrell -- he released this record.

薩德-科克雷爾... 他發行了這張唱片。

No one knows there's gonna be a pandemic.

沒人知道會有大流行病。

They put all this work into this album, and it comes out.

他們把所有的工作都放在這張專輯裡，然後就出來了。

They have a pandemic.

他們有一個流行病。

Your whole plan's pushed to the side.

你的整個計劃都被推到了一邊。

So, if you go on his Instagram,

所以，如果你上他的Instagram。

he tells this story, and it moved me.

他講的這個故事，讓我很感動。

Anyways, so, he writes a whole manifesto to his manager

無論如何，所以，他給他的經理寫了一份宣言

and says, "I got to think of something else to do.

並說："我得想點別的事情做。

I think I'm going to stop. I'll think of a different job.

我想我要停止了。我想換個工作

I mean, I have other things I can do.

我的意思是，我有其他的事情我可以做。

I'm talented. I could do something else."