I'm hanging out with the amazing Shaquille O'Neal.

我和神奇的Shaquille O'Neal在一起。

Now, Shaq, you're a man of many talents,

現在，沙克，你是個多才多藝的人。

so I wanted to put your impression skills to the test.

所以我想測試一下你的印象技巧。

It is time for "Guess the Impression."

現在是 "猜印象 "的時間。

♪♪

♪♪

-♪ Guess the impression ♪

-猜測印象

♪ Guess the impression ♪

猜測印象

-Why this? Why are you doing this?

-為什麼要這樣？你為什麼要這樣做？

-Is this what this thing is?

-這是這東西嗎？

My family would not let me open this box.

我的家人不讓我打開這個盒子。

I thought it was a gift.

我認為這是一個禮物。

I tried to open it, they tackled me.

我想打開它，他們就抓住了我。

"No! Jimmy said don't open the box!"

"不！吉米說過不要打開盒子！"

So now I can open this little box?

所以現在我可以打開這個小盒子了？

-Yes, you can open that box. -Geez, thank you.

-是的，你可以打開那個盒子.-天啊，謝謝你

-Yeah, it's not a gift. It's part of the game.

-是的，這不是一個禮物。是的，這不是禮物，是遊戲的一部分

In front of -- -Oh, it's a game.

在... - 哦，這是一個遊戲。

-So, it's a stack of cards with celebrities' names on them.

-所以，這是一疊寫著名人名字的卡片。

-Okay. -On your turn, you draw a card

-好吧 在你的回合中，你抽一張牌。

and have to do an impression of whoever it is on the card

並要對卡上的人做一個印象

and try to get the other person to guess.

並試圖讓對方猜測。

And you want to other player to guess as many as possible

而你想讓其他玩家儘可能多的猜測。

before the timer runs out.

在定時器用完之前。

-Okay. Ready? -Yep. You go first.

-好的好了嗎？-好了是的，你先走

Ready, set, go.

預備，準備，開始。

♪ You ain't nothing but a hound dog ♪

你是不是什麼都沒有，但獵狗

-Elvis Presley. [ Bell dings ]

-Elvis Presley.[鐘聲]

-Okay. That's pretty good. That's pretty good.

-好的很好，很好這是很好的。

"Oh, Jimmy, you understand it's me?

"哦，吉米，你明白是我嗎？

Ah! I got that shmoney, I got that shmoney.

啊，我拿到了那筆錢，我拿到了那筆錢。

I got the -- I got the red bottoms on.

我穿上了... 我穿上了紅色的底褲。

-Oh, Cardi B, Cardi B. [ Bell dings ]

-哦，Cardi B，Cardi B. [鐘聲]

-Okay, okay, okay.

-好吧，好吧，好吧 好吧。

Uh, uh...

呃，呃...

"Yeah, baby. Groovy, baby."

"是啊，寶貝。Groovy, baby."

-Mike Myer-- Austin powers. [ Bell dings ]

麥克-邁爾 -- 奧斯汀的力量。[鐘聲]

-Yes, pretty good. Pretty good.

-是的，相當不錯。是的，相當不錯。

I can't do that one.

我不能做那個。

Uh, "This is terrible, Jimmy -- Jimmy Fallon.

呃，"這太可怕了，Jimmy... Jimmy Fallon。

That's terrible!" -Charles Barkley!

太可怕了！" -查爾斯-巴克利！查爾斯-巴克利！

Charles Barkley! -Yes, it is.

查爾斯・巴克利！-是的，就是這樣

Yes, it is. Okay.

是的，它是。是的，是的。

"Are you gagging, little baby?

"小寶貝，你是不是嚥氣了？

Is Shaq making you gag, little baby?"

小寶貝，沙克讓你吐槽了嗎？"

-[ Laughing ] Kevin Hart!

-凱文・哈特！

[ Bell dings ] -Yes.

[鐘聲] 是的。

[ Both laugh ]

[兩個笑]

-"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

-"我沒有和那個女人發生性關係"

-Bill Clinton! [ Bell dings ]

比爾-克林頓！比爾-克林頓！

-Okay. -One second.

-好的 一秒鐘

There you go. That's good, though.

這就對了這是很好的，雖然。

We did well. Shaq, 6.

我們做得很好。沙克，6歲。

-I'm able to do it. -Six.

-我可以做到這一點。-六

That might be a record.

這可能是一個記錄。

You got to guess as many. We got to beat 6.

你得猜多少。我們要打敗6個。

-Okay. All right, here we go.

-好的好了，我們開始吧

And ready, set, go.

準備，準備，開始。

Uh... "Uh, Michelle!

呃..."呃，米歇爾!

Uh, yes, we can." -Obama, Obama, Obama.

呃，是的，我們可以。"-奧巴馬，奧巴馬，奧巴馬。

-Yeah. "Hey, Mickey, how you doing?"

-是的，"嘿，米奇，你怎麼樣？"

-Sylvester Stallone, Sylvester Stallone!

西爾維斯特-史泰龍，西爾維斯特-史泰龍！

-Yeah. Uh, uh, um...

-是的嗯，嗯，嗯...

Oh, "Elliott. Reese's Pieces."

哦，"艾略特。Reese's Pieces."

-E.T. phone home. E.T. phone home.

-E. T. 電話回家。E. T. 電話回家。

-Yeah! There you go. Uh, uh, uh...

-是啊！是啊！ 你去那裡。呃，呃，呃...

Oh -- "You can't see me!"

哦，"你看不到我！"

-John Cena, John Cena. -Yeah.

-約翰・塞納，約翰・塞納.-是的

I gave a little extra Spock in that one. Sorry.

我多給了斯波克一點時間。抱歉 Sorry.

Oh. Oh, okay. Ready for this?

哦，哦，好的。哦，好吧。準備好了嗎？

"All right. Let's meditate

"好吧，我知道了。我們來冥想一下

and then run the triangle offense."

然後進行三角進攻。"

-Phil Jackson. [ Bell dings ]

-菲爾・傑克遜。[鐘聲]

-Uh...

-呃...

♪ Eating spaghetti with Dave Brigetti ♪

吃意大利麵條與戴夫布里蓋蒂

♪ Play for the Yankees ♪

# 為洋基隊效力 #

♪ Spanky's my favorite Little Rascal [bleep] ♪

Spanky's my favorite Little Rascal [bleep]?

-Uh...

-呃...

The dude from -- That's New Jersey.

那位來自... 那是新澤西州的傢伙。

Pauly D.

Pauly D．

[ Buzzer ] -♪ Ma's spaghetti ♪

媽的意大利麵！

♪ I'm sweatin', ready, heavy, settee ♪

我出汗'，準備好了，沉重的，坐椅

Hey, all right, 5-6, 5-6. That was Eminem.

嘿，好吧，5 -6，5 -6。那是阿米納姆。

I was doing Eminem but terrible.

我在做阿米納姆，但很糟糕。

I didn't want to do his real lyrics.

我不想做他的真實歌詞。

For this last round, we're gonna see how many

最後這一輪，我們要看看有多少人

we can get together.

我們可以在一起。

We'll take turns drawing cards and guessing.

我們會輪流抽牌猜拳。

You draw first.

你先畫。

On your mark, get set, go.

各就各位，準備好了，出發。

-"Can you tell what I'm cooking, Kevin Hart?"

"你能告訴我在做什麼嗎，凱文-哈特？"

-Oh! Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

德維恩-"岩石 "約翰遜。

-That's it. -Oh, "Uh, uh, uh...

-就是這樣-哦，"呃，呃，呃... ...

Debra, everybody loves me."

黛布拉，大家都愛我。"

Uh, uh... No, what are you doing? No."

呃，呃，不，你在做什麼？不，你在做什麼？

-Pass. -Pass. That was Ray Romano.

-通過。-通過。那是雷-羅曼諾

You go. -Oh.

你去吧-哦

-"Can I do that?" -Urkel.

-"我能做到嗎？"-烏克爾。

-Yes. -"You are so tall.

-是的。"你真高。

You are one of the most tallest people I've ever seen."

你是我見過的最高的人之一。"

-Woody Allen. -No, close.

-胡迪・艾倫-不，接近了

But, no -- what, what are you -- My grandfather had this watch.

但是，不... ... 什麼，你是什麼... ... 我爺爺有這塊表。

-Oh, I know his name, but -- Pass. I know his name.

-哦，我知道他的名字，但是... ... Pass.我知道他的名字

-Christopher Walken. You go.

克里斯托弗-沃肯克里斯托弗-沃肯

-Yes, Christopher Walken. -"For shizzle --

是的，克里斯托弗-沃肯。-"對於shizzle --

For shizzle my nizzle, Jimmy. You wanna hit some of this?"

對於shizzle我的nizzle，吉米。你要不要來點這個？"

-It's not Bootsy Collins, so I'm gonna say Snoop Dogg.

不是博茨-柯林斯，所以我說是史努比-道格。

-Yes, it is.

-是的，它是。

♪ Whenever, whenever, whenever, whenever ♪

每當，每當，每當，每當

-Shakira, Shakira. -Yes!

-夏奇拉，夏奇拉。-是的！

-We'll get a point for Shakira. All right, buddy.

-我們會得到一個點夏奇拉。好吧，夥計。

That's it. That was it right there.

就是這樣，就是這樣。這是它在那裡。

We did it. That's it.

我們做到了。就這樣吧

You're 10 out of 10. Shaquille O'Neal, everybody.

你是10分的。Shaquille O'Neal, 大家注意了.