Name: 美國總統拜登的歡樂就職日就像迴歸正常狀態 - 現場獨白 (President Biden's Joyful Inauguration Day Felt Like A Return To Normalcy - LIVE MONOLOGUE)
Uploaded: 2021-01-21T22:55:51.000Z
Duration: 12 min 45 s

歡迎來到一個特別的現場 "晚間秀"。

我是你的主播，史蒂芬-科爾伯特。

YOU SURVIVED THE LAST FOUR YEARS AND YOUR REWARD: A SHINY,

你熬過了過去的四年，你的回報是：一個閃亮的。

GOOD OL' JOE, BECAUSE TODAY AT 11:49 A.M., JOSEPH ROBINETTE

好傢伙，因為今天上午11點49分，約瑟夫-羅賓尼特...

BIDEN JR. WAS SWORN IN AS THE 46th PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED

比登JR.BIDEN宣誓就任美國第46任總統。就任聯合國第46任主席。

LIKE I DO AT MOST HAPPY THINGS, I CRIED A LOT.

就像我在最高興的事情，我哭了很多。

IT WAS EXTREMELY EMOTIONAL AND NOT ENTIRELY IN THE WAY THAT I

它是非常情緒化的，並不完全是我的方式，

BECAUSE I HAVE TO TELL YOU, I HAVE ZERO GLOAT IN ME.

因為我要告訴你，我的內心沒有任何光彩。

WATCHING THE INAUGURATION TODAY, I RECOGNIZED JUST HOW

在今天的就職典禮上，我重新認識到了自己是如何

BUT WE'VE ALL BEEN TOO DEEP FOR THE LAST FOUR YEARS TO TRULY

但過去四年我們都陷得太深了，無法真正地

IT'S LIKE WE'VE BEEN ON A SHIP THAT'S BEEN IN A STORM FOR FOUR

就像我們在暴風雨中的船上呆了四天一樣

YEARS, AND WE JUST STEPPED ON TO DRY LAND.

I WANT TO KISS THE GROUND, BUT, YOU KNOW, COVID, SO I'M JUST

我想親吻地面，但是，你知道，科維德，所以我只是。

TODAY FELT LIKE A RETURN TO NORMALCY, EVEN THOUGH SO MUCH

今天感覺像是回到了正常狀態，即使如此多的。

DUE TO THE PANDEMIC, EVERYONE WAS WEARING MASKS, AND INSTEAD

由於恐慌症，每個人都戴著面具，而不是。

OF PEOPLE THE MALL WAS FILLED WITH FLAGS.

REMEMBER, IT'S BEEN A TOUGH FOUR YEARS FOR FLAGS, TOO.

記住，這是一個艱難的四年 旗幟，太。

BUT EVEN THOUGH IT WAS ABNORMAL, AT LEAST WE UNDERSTOOD WHY IT

但即使它是不正常的，至少我們知道為什麼它

ONE YEAR AGO TODAY, THE FIRST U.S. PATIENT WAS HOSPITALIZED

一年前的今天，第一位美國患者入院治療。

AND AFTER 12 MONTHS OF DENIAL AND SELF-DELUSION ABOUT THIS

經過12個月的否認和自欺欺人，對這個

PANDEMIC, WE'RE FINALLY ACCEPTING REALITY AND TAKING

PANDEMIC，我們終於接受了現實，並採取了

SO MANY TIMES DURING THE LAST FOUR YEARS, WE WERE ALL LIKE,

在過去的四年裡，很多時候，我們都喜歡，

"WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING, AND WHY IS IT HAPPENING?"

"到底發生了什麼，為什麼會發生？"

AND THEY WOULDN'T TELL US THE REAL REASONS, BECAUSE EVERYTHING

他們也不會告訴我們真正的原因，因為一切都會發生。

AND THE WEIRDEST FEELING IS WHEN SOMETHING IS CLEARLY ABNORMAL

而最奇怪的感覺是當一些事情明顯不正常的時候。

WHAT WE SAW TODAY WAS THE OPPOSITE OF BEING GASLIT.

我們今天看到的是被氣死的反面。

TODAY, WE WERE REALITY-BOARDED, AND I AM HERE FOR IT.

今天，我們被現實板塊，我在這裡為它。

PERHAPS THE MOST POTENT SYMBOLISM FOR THIS INAUGURATION,

也許是這次就職典禮最有力的象徵。

WAS THE GUY WHO HAD TO DISINFECT THE PODIUM AFTER EVER SPEAKER.

是誰不得不消毒PODIUM後，每次演講的傢伙。

HIS WHOLE GIG WAS WIPING AWAY A DISEASE, MUCH LIKE THE VOTERS

他的整個演出就是在消滅一種疾病，就像選民一樣。

RIGHT BEFORE THE BIDENS CAME OUT, SOMETHING VERY AUSPICIOUS

就在比登斯出場前，發生了一件非常可疑的事情。

♪ OH, THE LAST GUY IN CHARGE WAS FRIGHTFUL,

哦，最後一個負責的傢伙是可怕的。

PRESIDENT JOE! ♪ IN A SHOW OF NATIONAL UNITY, ALL

喬主席！為了展示國家的團結，所有的人

THE FORMER PRESIDENTS PAID THEIR RESPECTS.

JIMMY CARTER SENT A MESSAGE, THE BUSHES WERE THERE.

吉米-卡特發了條簡訊，布什夫婦也在那裡。

( LAUGHTER ) THEN CAME THE WORDS WE'VE BEEN

然後是我們一直在說的那些話。

WAITING TO HEAR: >> PLEASE WELCOME, LADY GAGA!

I MEAN, YES, THAT WAS EXCITING, DON'T GET ME WRONG, BUT NOT THAT

我的意思是，是的，這是令人興奮的， 不要誤會我的意思，但不是說，

>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE PRESIDENT-ELECT OF THE UNITED

>> 女士們、先生們，聯合國當選主席

STATES, JOSEPH ROBINETTE BIDEN JR. AND DR JILL BIDEN.

STATES, JOSEPH ROBINETTE BIDEN JR. AND DR JILL BIDEN.和吉爾-比登博士。

♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: ISN'T THAT LOVELY?

*********** 斯蒂芬是不是很可愛？

A PRESIDENTIAL COUPLE HOLDING HANDS IN A WAY THAT DOESN'T LOOK

一對總統夫婦牽手的方式並不好看。

WHEN IT WAS TIME FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM, THAT'S WHEN

當國歌響起的時候，就是這個時候。

LADY GAGA DID ARRIVE, AS ONLY GAGA CAN-- NOT ON THE RED

嘎嘎小姐真的來了，因為只有嘎嘎才會來，而不是在紅色上。

DARING COUTURE FROM THE SPRING 2021 STAINMASTER LINE.

2021年春季STAINMASTER系列的大膽服飾。

( LAUGHTER ) GAGA SANG THE NATIONAL ANTHEM

BEAUTIFULLY, AND I WAS ESPECIALLY MOVED BY THIS MOMENT.

♪ OUR FLAG WAS STILL THERE ♪ >> Stephen: AND, SURPRISE!

我們的旗幟還在那裡 >> 史蒂芬。而且，驚喜！

RARELY IS THAT SONG A CLIFFHANGER, BUT JUST TWO■ç

很少有那首歌是CLIFFHANGER的，但只有兩首■ç。

WEEKS AGO, IN THAT SPOT, IT WAS IN DANGER OF BEING REPLACED BY A

幾周前，在那個地方，它有可能被替換成一個人。

FUN FACT: AFTER THE INAUGURATION, LADY GAGA DIDN'T

THAT BIRD ON HER DRESS JUST CARRIED HER HOME.

她衣服上的那隻鳥把她送回了家。

THEN JOSEPH R. BIDEN TOOK THE OATH OF OFFICE WITH■ç HIS

然後，JOSEPH R. BIDEN與他的■ç一起進行了就職宣誓。

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