Happy Inauguration Day and the Inauguration Day.

快樂的就職日和就職日。

It it is a happy day.

這是一個快樂的日子。

It is good, doesn't it?

很好，不是嗎？

Yeah, I thought it was Ah.

是啊，我還以為是啊。

Very lovely ceremony.

非常可愛的儀式。

Yeah.

是啊。

I thought I really loved Biden's speech.

我覺得我很喜歡拜登的演講。

I thought he gave an amazing inauguration speech.

我覺得他的就職演說很精彩。

And, uh, Mike Pence had to confront Lady Gaga.

而且，呃，Mike Pence不得不面對Lady Gaga。

What's those two have?

這兩個人有什麼？

I didn't see that moment, actually, did they?

其實我沒有看到那一刻，是嗎？

Was it Was it awkward?

是不是... 是不是很尷尬？

Oh, I don't I don't know.

哦，我不，我不知道。

I just imagine at some point he was like, uh, Miss Gaga.

我只是想象在某些時候，他就像，呃，Gaga小姐。

Hello.

你好啊

Thank you, Miss Gaga.

謝謝你，嘎嘎小姐。

I have heard of your work.

我聽說過你的工作。

Yeah, well, the fan and on the car ride out to the airport.

是啊，風扇和在去機場的車上。

His wife was probably like I saw you talking to that lady Gaga.

他的妻子可能就像我看到你和那個叫Gaga的女士說話一樣。

Uh, keep it in your pants next time, Pence.

呃，下次把它放在你的褲子裡，彭斯。

Sorry, Mother.

對不起，媽媽

Uh, uh huh.

嗯，嗯哼。

I I just I thought it was absolutely lovely.

我，我只是，我覺得它是絕對可愛的。

You know, that was it was a wonderful ceremony.

你知道，那是... ...那是一個美妙的儀式。

Um, I like when Garth Brooks came out, it looked like he was walking into a saloon in a western.

嗯，我喜歡當Garth Brooks出來， 它看起來像他走進一個西部沙龍。

You know, when he came walking out and he had the hat and the boots and it really did look like he had just I wanted to see him get on a horse and ride off afterwards.

你知道，當他走出來的時候，他戴著帽子，穿著靴子，看起來真的很像，只是我想看他騎上一匹馬，然後騎走。

Well, yeah, but also to he, like, hugged and kissed everybody like everyone else is being careful and not Not Garth.

嗯，是的，但也對他一樣，擁抱和親吻每個人 就像每個人都很小心，而不是加思。

Yeah.

是啊。

You know, I'm sure they've all been tested and they were all boiled.

你知道的，我相信他們都已經被測試過了，他們都被煮熟了。

Everybody, all the performers and everyone on that stage was boiled for 20 minutes in in hot liquid.

所有的人，所有的表演者和那個舞臺上的每個人都在熱液中被煮了20分鐘。

So it was a very safe inaugural, but wow, just such a historic day on Dove course, the inauguration was the big news.

所以這是一個非常安全的就職典禮，但哇，只是這樣一個歷史性的一天，在鴿子球場，就職典禮是大新聞。

All the cable networks, uh, covered it.

所有的有線電視網，呃，覆蓋了它。

Here's a clip of CNN's coverage.

下面是CNN的報道片段。

Here is MSNBC during Biden's speech.

以下是MSNBC在拜登演講時。

And then here's how Fox News covered it over because you're stir and you wanna whip the air.

然後這裡是福克斯新聞如何覆蓋它 因為你是攪拌，你想鞭打空氣。

Apparently, their plan is to just go with an omelet marathon.

很顯然，他們的計劃是隻用煎蛋馬拉松。

For the next four years.

在未來的四年裡。

It's gonna be a four year omelet marathon.

這將是一個四年的煎蛋卷馬拉松。

That's terrible for your heart.

這對你的心臟很不好。

Really?

真的嗎？

Maybe.

也許吧

Yeah, I think it should.

是的，我認為應該這樣。