字幕列表 影片播放 列印所有字幕 列印翻譯字幕 列印英文字幕 My mom sent me some pictures that I drew as a child 我媽寄給我幾張我小時候畫的圖 And uh... 然後...恩... One of them looks so... *laughs at drawings* 其中一張看起來...(笑) This.. this is a self-portrait I did when I was young 這...這是一張我小時候畫的自畫像 And I thought, applying my.. 然後我想應用在 My recent um.. y'know, Photoshop skills 我最近的...你懂得，PS技巧 I'm gonna make myself look like I did there *laugh* 我要讓我看起來像我小時候畫的那個(笑) For f**ks sake 去你的 Why? 為什麼? Stop 等一下 I have this pre-prepared image 我已經事先準備這張圖了 That we're going to use as shaping material 然後把它當作我們的雛形素材 is this a good idea of an entertaining video? 這會是個超過娛樂性影片的主意嗎? Prob... Probably not, probably not 可..可能不會 Oh my god-hahahaha OK...滿酷的~ Ok... 去你的XD For f**ks sake 首先，我們要把頭形修正 First off, we need the shape of the head to be correct 背景:「有時上帝容許可憎之事發生是要成就祂的美意」 *heavy breathing and clicking sound of a pro editor* XDDDD *intense Jurassic Park theme music* 我超愛我的臉部表情的，這契合得太完美啦~ (dat face) 我準確預言了我的頭髮顏色，只是我畫的看起來更像... *Music swells and gets more intense* 我好像戴著一坨夾心鬆餅還是什麼鬼的(笑) *sometimes god allows what he hates, to accomplish what he loves* 然而那鼻子 *sudden laughter* 超對位的阿!(笑) I love my facial expression as well, it fits perfectly 可憐的鼻子~ I predicted the hair color pretty well, except mine looks more like uh... 這個大鼻詛咒太不公平啦 I'm wearing a waffle or something *laughter* 好吧，換到眼睛吧 Although, the nose 我猜我...技術上沒有眉毛 is spot on *laughter* 沒錯，看起來一點也不可怕XD Poor nose 噢~~也太漂亮~ This curse with this giant nose is not fair 我們得到精髓了~我們得到精髓了~ Alright, let's move the eyes i guess 我開始覺得害怕了 I guess I don't have eyebrows, technically 我真的開始覺得害怕了 Yeah, that doesn't look terrifying at all. *laughter* 我到底看了什麼XD Aww, this is beautiful. 喔~OK We're getting there, we're getting there. 然後，我們換到鼻子 *Airwolf theme, intense and techno* 然後，我們換到鼻子 *lips smacking and swallowing* 說真的，這不需要變動太多 I'm getting scared 說真的，這不需要變動太多 I am getting scared 我想我非常精準的抓到那可怕東西的精髓了 *laughter* 我想我非常精準的抓到那可怕東西的精髓了 What I'm looking at... *嘟嘟嘟* Aww, okay, 我的天，嗨老爸~ And, moving on... 嘿~ to the nose 最近過得怎樣阿? Shouldn't be much... 你在找你的陽具機? (有興趣自己搜尋 dildo machine 圖片) changement.. required, honestly. 呃... I think I captured this 嗯哼? horrific thing pretty well. 那個...叫什麼來著...，就是那個看速度的壞掉了 *sounds of phone dialing* 我不知道那台機器動的速度 *flamboyant male voice (FMV) picks up* My god, hi Daddy. 眼罩壞了 *PewDiePie* Hey. 恩...眼罩在你眼睛上阿，寶貝 *FMV* How are you doing? 然後速度表壞了， You calling about your dildo machine? 你可以隨你想要的把活塞調成你要的速度阿，寶貝~ *PewDiePie* Uh, the... 你可以隨你想要的把活塞調成你要的速度阿，寶貝~ *FMV interupts* Yeah? 當它在你的屁眼裡時你覺得怎樣? *PewDiePie* The, what's it called, like, the speed meter doesn't work... 呃...我覺得有點噁心因為我覺得怪怪的 I don't know how fast I'm going. 呃...我覺得有點噁心因為我覺得怪怪的 The blinkers doesn't work 噢，那可能只是你... *FMV* Well, the blinkers just go over your eyes, Baby. 不，那一定是你 The speed meter doesn't work, 聽著，我要走了，老爸，OK? 當你完成你的小小作畫後再打給我 you're just supposed to set it to 好喔，晚點在講囉，掰~ pump as hard as you like, Baby. XDDDDDD How's it fell in your ass when it's going? 你知道嗎，我真的是完美預測阿~ *PewDiePie* Uh, it made me a little nautious 我想...你懂得，真是一個天才畫家阿! driving, because I feel so wierd 我的老天鵝阿~ *FMV* Oh, well maybe it's just you 我超想死的XD *PewDiePie* No, it's definitely you. 我超想以可怕的死法死掉~ *FMV* Listen, I gotta go, okay Daddy? Call me later, when you finish your little drawing. 我同時也有這張驚奇的照片 *PewDiePie* Okay, talk to you later, bye bye. 我指，看起來像一張我64歲的照片 *laughter* 我指，看起來像一張我64歲的照片 Y'know, I predicted it pretty well, 哇嗚...呃... I think a, y'know, what an artist. (笑)OK Jeeeesus Christ 恩... I wanna die 我有一個稍為不成比例的脖子，說實在的 I wanna die a horrible death. 恩...這還可以啦 I also have this amazing photograph 完全OK啦 I mean, it looks like a photograph 為什麼我在做這個啦?! of me when I am 64 years old 我想知道是否我年輕的版本也會令人印象深刻 Wow, uhh 我想知道是否我年輕的版本也會令人印象深刻 *laughter* Okay... 或者，只是個他媽的白癡 Well, I have a... XDDDD Slightly disproportionate neck, I would say. 喔~我的天~ Uh, that's fine. 我真的完美預測了我的未來阿，不是嗎?! Completely fine 恩...因為某些原因，我他媽的超級紅色 Why am I doing this? 沒錯，我們要調整一下 I wonder if the younger version of myself 那...那看起來準確多了，說真的 Would be impressed, 呃，但是沒有任何頭髮 or just thi- b- thinking I'm a f**king moron 在我頭上 *Tetris music, techno and happy* 所以來用一下吧 *laughter* 很明顯的，你懂得，我會比現在這張該死的圖片更開心 Uhh.. My God.. Yes.. 很明顯的，你懂得，我會比現在這張該死的圖片更開心 *laughter* 所以我們來調整一下吧 I really predicted the future well, didn't I? XDDDD Um, for some reason, I am f**king red as he- f**k 我的老天鵝阿~~ Yeah, we need to adjust that. (嘆)因為某些原因，我的眼睛是他媽的綠色?! That- That seems pretty accurate, I would say. 我慢慢的要變成了... Um, I did not have any hair, however, 撒旦的兒子 XDDDDD on the top, 好啦，我們來做眼鏡吧 so let's get rid of that 然後....這就是結果啦~XDDDD *old Towne feeling music* 這真的也太好笑了 Clearly, uh, y'know in, in the future, I'm a lot happier than 我保證你們已經之前看過這個了 I am on this f**king picture 因為這部影片會比較晚才上傳 So let's try and adjust that. 但這部貓的會在今天發布，這真他媽的太智障了 *laughter* 你基本上可以畫任何人物 Oh, my, go-d. 然後電腦會把它作成貓 *sigh* For some reason, my eyes are f**kin' green? Greenish? 我不是在開玩笑 I am slowly starting to become 我秀給你看 The son of Satan *laughter* OK，準備好了嗎?準備好了嗎? Okay, let's do the glasses 這裡發生什麼事了啦?!天殺的! *animated fight style song* 當然，這代表你也可以有個... And there's the result *laughter* 屌貓 That's actually kinda funny 現代科學真的到達尖峰啦 I'm sure you've seen this by now, 說真的，這看起來不糟 because this video is probably going to be out later, YES! but this came out today, it's f**king hilarious 這是蜘蛛貓，當然呢~ You can basically draw any stick figure 這當然是蜘蛛貓阿，不然他還會是什麼?? and this computer will make it into a cat 那ㄋㄟㄋㄟ貓如何? I'm not joking 喔!!! I'll show you. 不，Felix，拜託 *chill music 不要把我變成那種惡魔... Okay, are you ready? Are you ready? 我真的不想，拜託，不要RRRRR *laughter* 不...不...不!!!!! What the f**k happened here? God damn it. (笑)滿可愛的阿~ Which also, of course, means you can have 勾錐~ cat penis' 如果貓是人類? Sciene have done a great deed today. 這個答案還尚未被解答 It does, honestly, not look bad. 沒人知道這是什麼意思 *laughter* 他媽的 *clap* 是的，看起來滿好的 Yes! XDDDDDDDD It's a spider cat! Of course! YES of course it's a spider cat! What else could it be? YES What about boob cat? 他媽太好了 Oh.. 好吧，那Keemstar如何?我不知道 *rough deep edgar voice* No, Felix, Please.. 我不能直視他 Do not turn me into that demon.. 我不能..我不想.... I don't want to, please, don't do it! 痾阿阿阿阿 No.. No... NOoo 嗚喔~ *back to normal voice, laughter* It's cute! 不!! CUTE! 這就是為什麼你永遠都不要操弄科學 What if cats were humans? A question that should never have been- *intense voice* answered No one should ever have known what it meant. *back to normal* F**king hell... Yeah, this looks pretty good. *dramatic music, getting progressively louder* *laughter* Yes. Yes. Hell yeah. Alright, what about f**king Keemstar? I dunno. *Harsh negitive beep* I can't look at this. I can't, I don't wanna.. *dramatic music* *yelling* Ahhhh! *yelling* Woah! *yelling* No! This is why you should never play with science.