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  • My mom sent me some pictures that I drew as a child

    我媽寄給我幾張我小時候畫的圖

  • And uh...

    然後...恩...

  • One of them looks so... *laughs at drawings*

    其中一張看起來...(笑)

  • This.. this is a self-portrait I did when I was young

    這...這是一張我小時候畫的自畫像

  • And I thought, applying my..

    然後我想應用在

  • My recent um.. y'know, Photoshop skills

    我最近的...你懂得,PS技巧

  • I'm gonna make myself look like I did there *laugh*

    我要讓我看起來像我小時候畫的那個(笑)

  • For f**ks sake

    去你的

  • Why?

    為什麼?

  • Stop

    等一下

  • I have this pre-prepared image

    我已經事先準備這張圖了

  • That we're going to use as shaping material

    然後把它當作我們的雛形素材

  • is this a good idea of an entertaining video?

    這會是個超過娛樂性影片的主意嗎?

  • Prob... Probably not, probably not

    可..可能不會

  • Oh my god-hahahaha

    OK...滿酷的~

  • Ok...

    去你的XD

  • For f**ks sake

    首先,我們要把頭形修正

  • First off, we need the shape of the head to be correct

    背景:「有時上帝容許可憎之事發生是要成就祂的美意」

  • *heavy breathing and clicking sound of a pro editor*

    XDDDD

  • *intense Jurassic Park theme music*

    我超愛我的臉部表情的,這契合得太完美啦~

  • (dat face)

    我準確預言了我的頭髮顏色,只是我畫的看起來更像...

  • *Music swells and gets more intense*

    我好像戴著一坨夾心鬆餅還是什麼鬼的(笑)

  • *sometimes god allows what he hates, to accomplish what he loves*

    然而那鼻子

  • *sudden laughter*

    超對位的阿!(笑)

  • I love my facial expression as well, it fits perfectly

    可憐的鼻子~

  • I predicted the hair color pretty well, except mine looks more like uh...

    這個大鼻詛咒太不公平啦

  • I'm wearing a waffle or something *laughter*

    好吧,換到眼睛吧

  • Although, the nose

    我猜我...技術上沒有眉毛

  • is spot on *laughter*

    沒錯,看起來一點也不可怕XD

  • Poor nose

    噢~~也太漂亮~

  • This curse with this giant nose is not fair

    我們得到精髓了~我們得到精髓了~

  • Alright, let's move the eyes i guess

    我開始覺得害怕了

  • I guess I don't have eyebrows, technically

    我真的開始覺得害怕了

  • Yeah, that doesn't look terrifying at all. *laughter*

    我到底看了什麼XD

  • Aww, this is beautiful.

    喔~OK

  • We're getting there, we're getting there.

    然後,我們換到鼻子

  • *Airwolf theme, intense and techno*

    然後,我們換到鼻子

  • *lips smacking and swallowing*

    說真的,這不需要變動太多

  • I'm getting scared

    說真的,這不需要變動太多

  • I am getting scared

    我想我非常精準的抓到那可怕東西的精髓了

  • *laughter*

    我想我非常精準的抓到那可怕東西的精髓了

  • What I'm looking at...

    *嘟嘟嘟*

  • Aww, okay,

    我的天,嗨老爸~

  • And, moving on...

    嘿~

  • to the nose

    最近過得怎樣阿?

  • Shouldn't be much...

    你在找你的陽具機? (有興趣自己搜尋 dildo machine 圖片)

  • changement.. required, honestly.

    呃...

  • I think I captured this

    嗯哼?

  • horrific thing pretty well.

    那個...叫什麼來著...,就是那個看速度的壞掉了

  • *sounds of phone dialing*

    我不知道那台機器動的速度

  • *flamboyant male voice (FMV) picks up* My god, hi Daddy.

    眼罩壞了

  • *PewDiePie* Hey.

    恩...眼罩在你眼睛上阿,寶貝

  • *FMV* How are you doing?

    然後速度表壞了,

  • You calling about your dildo machine?

    你可以隨你想要的把活塞調成你要的速度阿,寶貝~

  • *PewDiePie* Uh, the...

    你可以隨你想要的把活塞調成你要的速度阿,寶貝~

  • *FMV interupts* Yeah?

    當它在你的屁眼裡時你覺得怎樣?

  • *PewDiePie* The, what's it called, like, the speed meter doesn't work...

    呃...我覺得有點噁心因為我覺得怪怪的

  • I don't know how fast I'm going.

    呃...我覺得有點噁心因為我覺得怪怪的

  • The blinkers doesn't work

    噢,那可能只是你...

  • *FMV* Well, the blinkers just go over your eyes, Baby.

    不,那一定是你

  • The speed meter doesn't work,

    聽著,我要走了,老爸,OK? 當你完成你的小小作畫後再打給我

  • you're just supposed to set it to

    好喔,晚點在講囉,掰~

  • pump as hard as you like, Baby.

    XDDDDDD

  • How's it fell in your ass when it's going?

    你知道嗎,我真的是完美預測阿~

  • *PewDiePie* Uh, it made me a little nautious

    我想...你懂得,真是一個天才畫家阿!

  • driving, because I feel so wierd

    我的老天鵝阿~

  • *FMV* Oh, well maybe it's just you

    我超想死的XD

  • *PewDiePie* No, it's definitely you.

    我超想以可怕的死法死掉~

  • *FMV* Listen, I gotta go, okay Daddy? Call me later, when you finish your little drawing.

    我同時也有這張驚奇的照片

  • *PewDiePie* Okay, talk to you later, bye bye.

    我指,看起來像一張我64歲的照片

  • *laughter*

    我指,看起來像一張我64歲的照片

  • Y'know, I predicted it pretty well,

    哇嗚...呃...

  • I think a, y'know, what an artist.

    (笑)OK

  • Jeeeesus Christ

    恩...

  • I wanna die

    我有一個稍為不成比例的脖子,說實在的

  • I wanna die a horrible death.

    恩...這還可以啦

  • I also have this amazing photograph

    完全OK啦

  • I mean, it looks like a photograph

    為什麼我在做這個啦?!

  • of me when I am 64 years old

    我想知道是否我年輕的版本也會令人印象深刻

  • Wow, uhh

    我想知道是否我年輕的版本也會令人印象深刻

  • *laughter* Okay...

    或者,只是個他媽的白癡

  • Well, I have a...

    XDDDD

  • Slightly disproportionate neck, I would say.

    喔~我的天~

  • Uh, that's fine.

    我真的完美預測了我的未來阿,不是嗎?!

  • Completely fine

    恩...因為某些原因,我他媽的超級紅色

  • Why am I doing this?

    沒錯,我們要調整一下

  • I wonder if the younger version of myself

    那...那看起來準確多了,說真的

  • Would be impressed,

    呃,但是沒有任何頭髮

  • or just thi- b- thinking I'm a f**king moron

    在我頭上

  • *Tetris music, techno and happy*

    所以來用一下吧

  • *laughter*

    很明顯的,你懂得,我會比現在這張該死的圖片更開心

  • Uhh.. My God.. Yes..

    很明顯的,你懂得,我會比現在這張該死的圖片更開心

  • *laughter*

    所以我們來調整一下吧

  • I really predicted the future well, didn't I?

    XDDDD

  • Um, for some reason, I am f**king red as he- f**k

    我的老天鵝阿~~

  • Yeah, we need to adjust that.

    (嘆)因為某些原因,我的眼睛是他媽的綠色?!

  • That- That seems pretty accurate, I would say.

    我慢慢的要變成了...

  • Um, I did not have any hair, however,

    撒旦的兒子 XDDDDD

  • on the top,

    好啦,我們來做眼鏡吧

  • so let's get rid of that

    然後....這就是結果啦~XDDDD

  • *old Towne feeling music*

    這真的也太好笑了

  • Clearly, uh, y'know in, in the future, I'm a lot happier than

    我保證你們已經之前看過這個了

  • I am on this f**king picture

    因為這部影片會比較晚才上傳

  • So let's try and adjust that.

    但這部貓的會在今天發布,這真他媽的太智障了

  • *laughter*

    你基本上可以畫任何人物

  • Oh, my, go-d.

    然後電腦會把它作成貓

  • *sigh* For some reason, my eyes are f**kin' green? Greenish?

    我不是在開玩笑

  • I am slowly starting to become

    我秀給你看

  • The son of Satan *laughter*

    OK,準備好了嗎?準備好了嗎?

  • Okay, let's do the glasses

    這裡發生什麼事了啦?!天殺的!

  • *animated fight style song*

    當然,這代表你也可以有個...

  • And there's the result *laughter*

    屌貓

  • That's actually kinda funny

    現代科學真的到達尖峰啦

  • I'm sure you've seen this by now,

    說真的,這看起來不糟

  • because this video is probably going to be out later,

    YES!

  • but this came out today, it's f**king hilarious

    這是蜘蛛貓,當然呢~

  • You can basically draw any stick figure

    這當然是蜘蛛貓阿,不然他還會是什麼??

  • and this computer will make it into a cat

    那ㄋㄟㄋㄟ貓如何?

  • I'm not joking

    喔!!!

  • I'll show you.

    不,Felix,拜託

  • *chill music

    不要把我變成那種惡魔...

  • Okay, are you ready? Are you ready?

    我真的不想,拜託,不要RRRRR

  • *laughter*

    不...不...不!!!!!

  • What the f**k happened here? God damn it.

    (笑)滿可愛的阿~

  • Which also, of course, means you can have

    勾錐~

  • cat penis'

    如果貓是人類?

  • Sciene have done a great deed today.

    這個答案還尚未被解答

  • It does, honestly, not look bad.

    沒人知道這是什麼意思

  • *laughter*

    他媽的

  • *clap*

    是的,看起來滿好的

  • Yes!

    XDDDDDDDD

  • It's a spider cat! Of course!

    YES

  • of course it's a spider cat! What else could it be?

    YES

  • What about boob cat?

    他媽太好了

  • Oh..

    好吧,那Keemstar如何?我不知道

  • *rough deep edgar voice* No, Felix, Please..

    我不能直視他

  • Do not turn me into that demon..

    我不能..我不想....

  • I don't want to, please, don't do it!

    痾阿阿阿阿

  • No.. No... NOoo

    嗚喔~

  • *back to normal voice, laughter* It's cute!

    不!!

  • CUTE!

    這就是為什麼你永遠都不要操弄科學

  • What if cats were humans?

  • A question that should never have been- *intense voice* answered

  • No one should ever have known what it meant.

  • *back to normal* F**king hell...

  • Yeah, this looks pretty good.

  • *dramatic music, getting progressively louder*

  • *laughter*

  • Yes.

  • Yes.

  • Hell yeah.

  • Alright, what about f**king Keemstar? I dunno.

  • *Harsh negitive beep*

  • I can't look at this.

  • I can't, I don't wanna..

  • *dramatic music*

  • *yelling* Ahhhh!

  • *yelling* Woah!

  • *yelling* No!

  • This is why you should never play with science.

My mom sent me some pictures that I drew as a child

我媽寄給我幾張我小時候畫的圖

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