>> Reggie: I'M BETTER TODAY.

>> 我今天更好了。

>> James: YEAH, ARE YOU BETTER TODAY THAN YESTERDAY.

>> 詹姆斯：是的，你今天比昨天好嗎。

>> Reggie: YEAH, CHECK IT OUT.

>> 雷吉：是的，看看吧。

GOT MY EXPAND T-SHIRT.

得到了我的擴張T -SHIRT。

BIG SPAM.

大垃圾郵件。

>> James: OH, YEAH THE EXPAND, YEAH, GREAT BAND.

>> 詹姆斯。哦，是的擴展，是的，偉大的樂隊。

>> SAME.

>> 同上。

>> James: NO, IT IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE FILMS.

>> 詹姆斯。不，這是我最喜歡的電影之一。

>> TV SHOW, COME ON.

>> 電視節目，來吧。

>> James: IT'S MY FAVORITE ANIME CARTOON.

>> 詹姆斯。這是我最喜歡的卡通片。

HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST ORDER.

嘿，你知道我剛點了什麼嗎？

>> James: TRUE STORY, TRUE STORY, ARRIVED YESTERDAY AM I

>> 詹姆斯。真實的故事，真實的故事，今天到達我

WILL SHOW IT TO YOU ON TUESDAY.

週二給你看。

-- .

-- .

>> Reggie: SICK.

>> 噁心。

>> James: LOOK AT ROB, DEVASTATED.

>> 詹姆斯。看羅伯，被毀了。

NO EMAIL IT IS AT AOC, YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE TEXT ABCDEF,

沒有電子郵件，它是在AOC，你必須通過文本ABCDEF。

THAT WHOLE THING.

那整個事情。

I WILL ONLY BE REACHABLE BY PHONE.

我只能通過電話聯繫。

>> FOR TUESDAY EXACTLY, RIGHT.

>> 恰恰是星期二，對。

>> James: HOW LONG DO YOU RECKON I WILL BE ABLE TO LAST.

>> 詹姆斯。你覺得我還能堅持多久。

>> TODAY,.

>> 今天，。

>> James: NO I THINK I WILL BE ABLE TO DO I THINK I WILL BE

>> 詹姆斯。不，我想我會有能力做我想我會的。

ABLE TO DO TILL MARCH.

能做到3月。

>> Reggie: REALLY.

>> 雷吉：真的。

>> James: BEFORE I START GOING OH, MISSING OUT HERE.

>> 詹姆斯。在我開始走之前，哦，錯過了這裡。

>> Reggie: ONE WEEK MAKE, ONE WEEK.

>> 一個星期製造，一個星期。

>> BUT WOULD YOU GO TO YOUR COMPUTER FOR EMAILS.

>> 但你會不會去你的電腦上收郵件。

>> James: NO, I AM JUST GOING TO IGNORE THE WHOLE.

>> 詹姆斯。不，我只是要去忽略整個。

>> OH, THAT'S GOING TO WORK GREAT.

>> 哦，這將是工作大。

>> James: I'M GOING TO IGNORE EVERYTHING.

>> 詹姆斯。我要忽略一切。

>> BUT YOU HAVE A JOB.

>> 但你有一份工作。

>> ROB.

>> ROB.

>> James: YOU CAN CALL ME, CALL ME F THERE SAY PROBLEM,

>> 你可以打電話給我，打電話給我F那裡說問題。

GIVE ME A RING LIKE THE OLD DAYS, GIVE ME A CALLING I WILL

給我一個像過去一樣的戒指，給我一個電話，我就會

GIVE YOU THE LAND LINE NUMBER AND THE CELL PHONE NUMBER AND

給你陸線號碼和手機號碼，並給你

THAT IS IT.

這就是它。

IF YOU HAVE A QUESTION, CALL ME.

如果你有問題，請打電話給我。

>> WHEN YOU GET TO THE OFFICE, THERE IS A COMPUTER, YOU CAN

>> 當你到了辦公室，有一臺電腦，你可以

STILL USE A COMPUTER.

還是要用電腦。

>> James: I NEVER HAD A EMAIL LINKED TO THAT COMMUTER IN MY

>> 詹姆斯。我從來沒有一個電子郵件鏈接到那個通訊器在我的。

OFFICE THAT COMPUTER HAS NEVER BEEN USED MORE THAN JUST ON THE

辦公室，電腦從來沒有被使用過，只是在辦公室內使用。

ZOOMS NOW, THERE IS NOTHING ON ON IT.

現在放大，沒有任何東西在上面。

NO FLIES ON ME, BABY, JUST GIVE ME A RING.

沒有蒼蠅在我身上，寶貝，只是給我一個戒指。

THAT IS GOING TO BE THE BOUNCEBACK EMAIL.

這將是反彈的電子郵件。

ANY PROBLEMS, GIVE ME A CALL.

任何問題，給我打電話。

>> VOICE MAIL WILL BE ON?

>> 語音信箱將被打開？

>> James: NO.

>> 詹姆斯。沒有。

>> LIVE OR NOTHING.

>> 活著或者一無所有。

>> James: YEAH, SO YOU THINK I WLL LAST A WEEK.

>> 詹姆斯。是的，所以你認為我會持續一個星期。

>> I GIVE YOU WITHIN WEEK.

>> 我在一週內給你。

>> James: YOU THINK TWO DAYS.

>> 詹姆斯。你認為兩天。

>> I THINK I CAN EASILY BEAT BOTH OF THOSE.

>> 我想我可以輕鬆打敗這兩個人。

I THINK YOU WILL BREAK BEFORE I DO.

我想你會比我先崩潰。

>> I WILL BREAK YOUR PHONE BEFORE YOU DO.

>> 我會在你之前把你的電話打爆。

>> James: I THINK YOU WILL BE OUTSIDE MY HOUSE SHOUTING.

>> 詹姆斯。我想你會在我的房子外面大喊大叫。

YOU'VE GOT TO LOOK AT THESE SCRIPTS!

你一定要看看這些劇本！

>> WITH A BOOMBOX.

>> 帶著BOMBOX。

>> James: I WILL BE LIKE JUST CALL ME, MAN.

>> 詹姆斯。我會喜歡只是打電話給我，男人。

>> THIS IS GOING TO BE A DISASTER.

>> 這將是一個災難。

>> James: PEACE AND LOVE, BRO, YOU ARE A FAVORITE-- IN FAVOR.

>> 詹姆斯。和平與愛，兄弟，你是一個寵兒 - 在寵兒。

>> MY 78 YEAR OLD MOTHER HAS A PHONE LIKE THAT.

>> 我78歲的老母親也有這樣的手機。

(LAUGHTER).

(笑)：

>> James: WELL, SHE HAS ALWAYS BEEN AN ICON FOR ME, YOU KNOW

>> 詹姆斯。她一直是我的偶像，你知道嗎？

THAT.

那。

I HAVE ALWAYS THOUGHT WHAT IS SUSAN'S MOTHER DOING, AND I WILL

我一直在想，蘇珊的媽媽在做什麼，我也一直在想

DO THE SAME.

做同樣的事情。

>> OKAY.

>> OKAY。

>> James: YEAH.

>> 詹姆斯。YEAH.

WHAT ELSE DOES YOUR MOM LIKE DOING, SUSAN?

你媽媽還喜歡做什麼，Susan？

>> WATCHING THE NEWS.

>> 看新聞。

>> James: THERE YOU GO, THAT WAS ME, DID THAT LAST NIGHT,

>> James:你去那裡，那是我，做了昨晚。

WE'RE BASICALLY THE SAME PERSON.

我們基本上都是同一個人。

>> James: HEY, TALKING OF NEWS, ANYONE FANSING DOING A

>> 詹姆斯。HEY, TALKING OF NEWS, ANYONE FANSING DOING a

MONOLOGUE.

獨白：

IT'S LATE NIGHT, WE'VE GOT TO DO IT.

夜深了，我們必須要做。

LET'S DO IT.

讓我們做吧。

BECAUSE, BIG NEWS KSZ APPARENTLY, PRESIDENT TRUMP

因為，大新聞KSZ顯然，特朗普總統。

ISN'T TAKING HIS SECOND IMPEACHMENT WELL.

是不採取他的第二個 IMPEACHMENT好。

ACCORDING TO REPORTS, TRUMP IS "ISOLATED AND ANGRY."

據報道，特朗普是 "孤立和憤怒的"。

I DON'T LIKE HEARING THIS.

我不喜歡聽到這個。

WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT JOYFUL SOCIAL BUTTERFLY WE ALL KNOW AND

我們都知道的快樂的社交蝴蝶發生了什麼事？

LOVE?

愛嗎？

IMAGINE IT.

想象一下

TRUMP'S PROBABLY JUST SITTING THERE IN THE OVAL OFFICE,

特朗普可能只是坐在橢圓辦公室裡。

WRITING ANGRY NOTES ON PIECES OF PAPER, CRUMPLING THEM UP AND

在紙片上寫下憤怒的筆記，把它們撕碎，然後把它們扔掉。

THROWING THEM WHILE YELLING "TWEET!"

一邊喊著 "TWEET "一邊把它們扔出去!

THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A GOOD TWEET!

這本來是一個很好的微博！

AFTER GETTING IMPEACHED FOR INCITEMENT, TRUMP IS FEELING

在因煽動罪被起訴後，特朗普感覺到了

TRUMP'S PROBABLY JUST SITTING THIS IS LIKE THE END OF JURASSIC

特朗普可能只是坐在這裡，這就像侏羅紀的結束。

PARK, AND GET THIS, TRUMP HAS EVEN DEMANDED THAT HE PERSONALLY

樸，並得到這個，特朗普甚至要求他個人。

APPROVE ANY OUT OF POCKET REIMBURSEMENT FOR EXPENSES

核准任何零用錢補償費用

GIULIANI INCURRED WHILE HE TRAVELED THE COUNTRY CHALLENGING

GIULIANI在全國各地旅行時因挑戰而受傷。

ELECTION RESULTS, AND YOU KNOW TRUMP IS UP SET WHEN HE STARTING

選舉結果，當他開始的時候，你就知道特朗普已經準備好了。

TO MAKE CAREFUL DECISIONS WITH HIS MONEY.

用他的錢做出謹慎的決定。

TRUMP SAYS HE IS ONLY REALLY TO PAY FOR TWO SEASONS WORTH OF

特朗普說，他只是真正支付兩個賽季的費用。

TOTAL LANDSCAPING AND WITH GIULIANI ON THE OUT TRUMP IS

全面的景觀和與Giuliani在外面特朗普是。

LOOKING FOR A NEW LAWYER TO DEFEND HIM AT HIS IMPEACHMENT

尋找一個新的律師在他的缺席時為他辯護。

TRIAL.

審判：

TRUMP IS REPORTEDLY CONSIDERING HIRING JOHNNIESMAN.

據報道，特朗普正在考慮僱傭約翰尼斯人。

IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO JOHNNIESMAN IS, HE IS HERE

如果你不知道約翰尼斯人是誰，他就在這裡。

SPEAKING AT TRUMP'S RALLY RIGHT BEFORE THE RIOT.

在暴動前的特朗普集會上發言。

HE BASICALLY LOOKS LIKE A TV LAWYER WHO SPECIALIZES

他基本上看起來像一個電視律師誰專門。

EXCLUSIVELY IN PEOPLE WHO GOT INJURED DURING JIMMY BUFFETT

在JIMMY BUFFETT事件中受傷的人的獨家報道

CONCERT YOU KNOW THINGS ARE BAD IF YOU ARE IN A PHOTO WITH RUDY

演唱會上，如果你和RUDY合影，你就知道事情不妙了。

GIULIANI AND YOU LOOK LIKE THE CRAZY ONE HE SOUNDS CRAZY TOO,

GIULIANI和你看起來像一個瘋狂的人，他聽起來也很瘋狂。

BY THE WAY, HE SOUNDS CRAZY, TOO.

順便說一下，他聽起來也很瘋狂。

HERE'S EASTMAN PUSHING HIS ELECTION FRAUD CONSPIRACY AT THE

這裡的伊斯特曼推他的選舉舞弊陰謀，在該

RALLY LAST WEEK.

上週的集會。

THAT NUMBER STARTED MOVING UP, THAT MEANS THEY WERE UNLOADING

數目開始上升，意味著他們在卸貨。

THE BALLOT FROM THAT SECRET FOLDER, MATCHING THEM, MATCHING

從那個祕密文件夾裡的選票，匹配它們，匹配。

THEM TO THE UNVOTED VOTER, AND VOILA, WE HAVE A ENOUGH VOTES TO

我們有了足夠的票數。

BARELY GET OVER THE FINISH LINE.

勉強過了終點線。

>> James: ALWAYS A GOOD SIGN WHEN YOUR LAWYER USES THE WORD

>> James:當你的律師使用這個詞的時候，總是一個好兆頭。

"VOILA."

"VOILA."

WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT.

他在說什麼？

HE IS A DENOMINATOR, HE SOUNDS LIKE ME TRYING TO B.S.

他是個煽動者，他聽起來就像我在試探B. S.

MY WAY THROUGH A MATH TEST.

我通過數學測試的方式。

THAT GUY MIGHT BE TRUMP'S NEW LAWYER.

那人可能是特朗普的新律師。

AT LEAST EASTMAN IS GOING TO DO ALL THE WORK PRO-BONO.

至少伊斯特曼會做所有的工作，是無償的。

HE DOESN'T KNOW THAT YET, BUT HE IS.

他還不知道，但他知道。

AND, DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS?

而且，你們看到了嗎？

WITH ALL THE BACKLASH THE TRUMP FAMILY HAS BEEN FACING SINCE

特朗普家族從一開始就面臨著所有的抨擊。

LAST WEEK, DONALD TRUMP JR. AND KIMBERLY GUILFOYLE ARE MOVING

上週，唐納德-特朗普JR。和金佰利-吉爾福爾正在移動

FROM NEW YORK CITY TO FLORIDA.

從紐約市到佛羅里達州。

DON'T WORRY, NEW YORKERS, IF YOU LISTEN CLOSELY, YOU'LL STILL BE

別擔心，紐約人，如果你仔細聽了，你就會發現

ABLE TO HEAR KIMBERLY GUILFOYLE'S REGULAR SPEAKING

能夠聽到金伯利-吉魯福爾的定期演講

VOICE.

聲音：

REGGIE, HOW LONG DO YOU THINK IT'LL TAKE BEFORE DON JR. OPENS

雷吉，你覺得唐-JR要多久才會開張？

UP A TIGER ENCLOSURE?

上了老虎圈套？

>> Reggie: HA HA HA, I THINK, I MEAN SERIOUSLY, AND DO I MEAN

>> 雷吉：哈哈哈，我想，我是認真的，我是認真的嗎？

THIS SINCERELY, MAYBE LIKE THREE AND A HALF MONTHS.

這辛辛苦苦，可能像三個半月。

>> James: NO, I THINK THEY WILL BUY THE LAND IN THREE AND A

>> 詹姆斯。不，我想他們會在3年半內買下這塊地。

HALF MOFNTS.

半數最惠國待遇：

THEY WON'T MAKE A BIG THING ABOUT IT, AND IT WILL BE OPEN IN

他們不會大張旗鼓地宣傳，而且它將會開在

FIVE YEARS.

五年了

>> Reggie: YEAH, I GUESS THAT MAKES SENSE.

>> 雷吉：是的，我想這是有道理的。

>> James: IT WILL ALL BE A FRONT FOR JUST REALLY, REALLY

>> 詹姆斯。這一切都將是一個幌子 只是真的，真的。

VIOLENT SEX PARTIES.

暴力性派對；

WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO?

他們要做什麼？

DNE ALL TRUMP INJURE AND KIMBERLY GUILFOYLE, WHAT ARE

所有特朗普受傷和金佰利guilfoyle，什麼是。

THEY GOING TO DO NOW, DO YOU RECKON?

他們現在要做什麼，你覺得呢？

>> A LOT OF DRUGS.

>> 很多藥物。

>> James: OF COURSE THEY WILL.

>> 詹姆斯。當然，他們會的。

OH, THE TWO OF THEM ARE JUST GOING TO BE.

哦，他們兩個只是去。

>> SO LOUD, AND SO HIGH.

>> 這麼大的聲音，這麼高。

>> James: JUST GOING TO BE WALKING AROUND FLORIDA WITH JAWS

>> 詹姆斯。只是去是走在佛羅里達州與頜骨。

LIKE TYPE WRITERS.

喜歡類型寫手。

>> Reggie: YES.

>> 雷吉：是的。

(LAUGHTER).

(笑)：

>> James: I DON'T MISS NEW YORK!

>> 詹姆斯。我不想念紐約！

COME ON, KIMBERLY, WE'RE GOING OUT!

來吧，金佰利，我們要走了！

DON'T FORGET YOUR MASK.

不要忘了你的面具。

>> SCREW THE DAMN MASK!

>> 擰開該死的面具！

>> James: THEN WE'LL GET SOME TIGERS.

>> 詹姆斯。然後，我們會得到一些老虎。

BASKIN VIBES.

BASKIN VIBES。

WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY WILL DO, ROB?

你覺得他們會怎麼做，羅伯？

>> I HONESTLY CAN'T THINK OF WHAT THEY COULD DO.

>> 我實在想不出他們能做什麼。

BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW THAT THEY WILL GET THE MEDIA EMPIRE UP AND

因為我不知道，他們會得到媒體帝國，並。

RUNNING.

運轉：

I THINK THEY ARE CLOSER TO THE ENTRANCE POINT FOR A LOT OF

我想他們離入口處比較近，因為很多人都是這樣的。

COCAINE SO THEY COULD END UP BEING SMUGGLE ARES.

可卡因，所以他們可能會最終成為走私阿里斯。

>> ALWAYS PRAGMATIC.

>> 總是按部就班。

>> James: I THINK THEY ARE IN THERE JUST DOING ELEPHANT

>> 詹姆斯我想他們是在那裡只是做Elephant的

DEEING-- ELEPHANT LEGS OF COCAINE AND HER JUST GOING THE

DEEING -- ELEPHANT LEGS OF COCOINE AND HER JUST GOING the

BEST IS YET TO-- COME!

最好的還在--來了！

>> .

>> .

>> James: HERE'S SOME GOOD NEWS FOR THOSE OF US HERE IN LOS

>> 詹姆斯。這裡有一個好消息給我們在洛杉磯的人。

ANGELES.

ANGELES。

STARTING TOMORROW, DODGER STADIUM WILL BE CONVERTED INTO A

從明天開始，DODGER STADIUM將被改造成一個新的體育場。

COVID-19 VACCINATION SITE.

COVID-19 疫苗接種站：

A LOT OF PEOPLE WILL BE GOING.

很多人都會去。

AND AND IF YOU NEED HELP USING THE

如果你需要幫助，使用的是

NEEDLE, MOST BASEBALL PLAYERS FROM THE '90s SHOULD BE ABLE TO

針，大多數棒球運動員從90年代應該能夠

ASSIST.

協助：

THEY WON'T BE PLAYING ANY BASEBALL AT THE STADIUM, WHICH

他們不會在球場上打任何棒球，這是

REALLY CUTS DOWN ON THE CHANCES YOU'LL DIE OF BOREDOM WHILE

真正降低了你無聊而死的機率。

GETTING YOUR VACCINE.

獲取您的疫苗。

AND TO MAKE THINGS AS SAFE AS POSSIBLE, CLAYTON KERSHAW WILL

為了讓事情儘可能的安全，克萊頓-克肖將會...

BE ADMINISTERING THE VACCINES FROM 60 FEET AWAY.

要在60英尺外管理疫苗。

YOU DON'T EVEN GET OUT OF THE CAR.

你甚至不下車。

YOU DRIVE UP, AND SOMEONE SAYS, WIND THE WINDOW DRIVE AROUND THE

你開著車，有人說，把車窗繞著開。

PARKING LOT AND HE JUST-- BANG LIKE THAT.

停車場和他只是 - 砰這樣。

BANG IN THE ARM.

胳膊上的爆炸。

THAT'S IT, DONE.

這就是它，完成了。