Name: 恐怖分子在總統的訓示下襲擊國會，並準備殺戮 (The Terrorists Who Attacked Congress At The President's Direction Came Prepared To Kill)
Uploaded: 2021-01-12T20:36:39.000Z
Duration: 12 min 49 s

YOU KNOW, WHEN I SAW THE EVENTS AT THE CAPITOL LAST WEDNESDAY, I

你知道嗎，當我上週二在國會看到這些事件時，我...

I THINK I SAID SO ON AIR, AND A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE SAID TO ME

我想我在直播中也這麼說過，很多人也對我說過。

WELL, YEAH, THAT IS THE MOST HORRIBLE DAY IN AMERICA'S

嗯，是的，這是美國最可怕的一天。

HISTORY, BUT I WANT TO POINT OUT NO AMERICANS WERE CHEERING TORE

歷史上，但我想指出，沒有美國人在歡呼撕毀

THE TERRORISTS BACK THEN, NO ONE WAS MAKING EXCUSES FOR THE

當時的恐怖份子，沒有人為他們開脫。

TERRORISTS, NO ONE WAS PRETENDING THEY WEREN'T

恐怖份子，沒有人假裝他們不是。

AND NOW THAT WE'VE HAD TIME TO LEARN MORE AND SEE MORE OF WHAT

現在我們已經有時間瞭解更多，看到更多的東西。

HAPPENED ON THAT TERRIBLE DAY LAST WEEK, ALL I CAN THINK IS,

上週那可怕的一天發生了什麼事，我想的是：

OH, STEPHEN FROM LAST WEEK, YOU SWEET, NAIVE CHILD, HOW COULD

上週的史蒂芬，你這個可愛的、幼稚的孩子，怎麼能這樣呢？

BECAUSE THIS ATTACK WAS FAR WORSE THAN IT FIRST LOOKED.

因為這次的攻擊遠比它最初看起來更糟糕。

THE TERRORISTS WHO STORMED THE CAPITOL WEREN'T JUST A BUNCH

襲擊國會的恐怖分子並不只是一群人。

OFIA HOOSE FED A STEADY DIET OF LIES, FAKE JUICE AND MONSTER

奧菲亞-胡斯被餵了一頓穩定的謊言、假酒和怪獸的飲食。

ENERGY DRINK, THIS WAS A COORDINATED AND PLANNED ATTEMPT

能源飲料，這是一個協調和有計劃的嘗試。

TO TERRORIZE IF NOT KILL OUR NATION'S ELECTED LEADERS.

如果不殺我們國家的民選領導人，就進行恐怖活動。

AND THE PROMPTER JUST SAID, INSERT JOKE HERE.

和主持人剛剛說，插入笑話這裡。

我們可以得到一個笑話在這裡以後？

BECAUSE WE'RE LEARNING THOSE RIOTERS BROUGHT MORE THAN JUST

因為我們正在學習那些暴徒帶來的不僅僅是：

THE CHIEF OF THE CAPITOL POLICE, WHO HAS SINCE RESIGNED, WAS

SHOCKED BY WHAT HE SAW, TELLING THE "WASHINGTON POST:"

震驚於他所看到的，告訴 "華盛頓郵報："

"THEY CAME WITH RIOT HELMETS, GAS MASKS, SHIELDS, PEPPER

"他們帶著防暴頭盔、防毒面具、防護罩、胡椒粉來了。

MEANWHILE, AT THE GEORGE FLOYD PROTESTS, THEY WOULDN'T LET

同時，在喬治-弗勞德的抗議活動中，他們不會讓... ...

YOU BRING A HOAGIE BECAUSE IT MIGHT'VE MADE THE POLICE HANGRY.

你帶了一個捲餅，因為它可能會讓警察感到不安。

HERE'S A FOR-SOME-REASON UNDER-REPORTED DETAIL:

這裡有一個因為某些原因而被低估的細節。

PIPE BOMBS WERE FOUND AT BOTH THE D.N.C. AND R.N.C. BUILDINGS,

在D.N.C.和R.N.C.大樓都發現了管狀炸彈。

WHICH THE FORMER CAPITOL POLICE CHIEF NOW SUSPECTS WERE AN

前首都警察局長現在懷疑的是什麼人？

INTENTIONAL EFFORT TO DRAW OFFICERS AWAY FROM THE CAPITOL

有意將官員們從首都拉走的努力

THAT'S SOME PROFESSIONAL-LEVEL INSURGENCY TACTICS, COMMITTED BY

這就是一些專業級的保險策略，由以下人員負責

在JUGHEAD JIHAD上的本土恐怖主義分子。

TO UNDERSTAND THE HORROR THAT WAS PERPETRATED IN OUR CAPITOL

瞭解在我們的首都發生的恐怖事件

BUILDING, JUST LOOK AT GRAPHIC MOMENTS LIKE THESE, WHERE

建築，只是看看像這樣的圖形時刻，在哪裡？

RIOTERS NEARLY CRUSHED AN OFFICER TO DEATH IN A DOORWAY,

歹徒在門口差點將一名官員壓死。

AND GRABBED ANOTHER OFFICER, DRAGGED HIM DOWN THE STEPS, AND

並抓起另一名官員，拖著他走下臺階，並。

PROCEEDED TO BEAT HIM WITH POLES BEARING THE AMERICAN FLAG, WHILE

用印有美國國旗的柱子毆打他，同時：

CHANTING "USA!" SO IT'S HARD TO PIN DOWN WHAT

高呼 "美國！"所以，很難確定什麼是 "我"。

YES, BUT ONLY IF WE'RE NOT CURRENTLY TRYING TO MURDER THEM

是的，但前提是我們目前沒有試圖謀殺他們。

ANOTHER TERRORIST WAS ARRESTED AFTER AUTHORITIES SEARCHED HIS

另一名恐怖分子在當局搜查他的住所後被逮捕。

車，發現了11個莫洛托夫雞尾巴。

IF YOU THINK IT'S WRONG TO CALL THESE PEOPLE TERRORISTS,

如果你認為稱這些人為恐怖份子是錯誤的，

ACCORDING TO G.O.P. CONGRESSMAN PETER MEYER, SOME REPUBLICANS

據G.O.P.議員PETER MEYER稱，一些共和黨人。

"KNEW IN THEIR HEART OF HEARTS THAT THEY SHOULD'VE VOTED TO

"在他們的內心深處知道，他們應該投票給：

CERTIFY BIDEN'S WIN, BUT SOME HAD LEGITIMATE CONCERNS ABOUT

證明BIDEN的勝利，但一些人有合法的擔憂。

THEY CAPITULATED TO ARMED, VIOLENT EXTREMISTS.

他們向武裝暴力的極端分子投降。

THAT'S THE G.O.P.'S NEW MOTTO: "WE DON'T NEGOTIATE WITH

這就是G.O.P.的新口號："我們不與之談判"。

TERRORISTS-- WE JUST GIVE THEM WHAT THEY WANT."

恐怖分子... ... 我們只是給他們他們想要的東西。"

NO SURPRISE, THE PEOPLE WHO SURVIVED THIS VIOLENT ATTACK ARE

毫不奇怪，在這次暴力襲擊中倖存下來的人都是

THIS MORNING, HOUSE DEMOCRATS FORMALLY INTRODUCED AN ARTICLE

今天上午，眾議院民主黨人正式推出了一項條款，即

SO IT'S TIME FOR OUR HOPED-I'D-NEVER-SEE-SEQUEL:

所以，現在是我們的時間 希望我永遠不會看到的續集。

"DON AND THE GIANT IMPEACH 2: GO FAST, WE'RE FURIOUS."

"DON和巨人IMPEACH 2： 快走，我們很憤怒。"

>> YOU KNEW DAMN WELL I WAS A SNAKE BEFORE YOU TOOK ME IN!

>> 在你收留我之前，你就知道我是一條蛇！

( GROWLING ) >> STEPHEN: NOW, SOME PEOPLE ARE

TO THEM I REPLY, "HE'S GOT NINE DAYS LEFT IN OFFICE!"

我回答他們，"他還有九天的任期！"

IT'S ENOUGH TO CREATE THE UNIVERSE, AND THEN TAKE A

FOR PETE'S SAKE, SIX DAYS AGO, THE PRESIDENT HADN'T INSPIRED

看在佩特的份上，六天前，總統還沒有激勵過他

MIGHT'VE BEEN HANDY TO HAVE IMPEACHED HIM WAY BACK THEN!

如果當時能教訓他，也許會很方便！

WHICH IS WHY HOUSE DEMOCRATS INTRODUCED A RESOLUTION TODAY

這就是為什麼眾議院民主黨人今天提出了一項決議案

THAT CALLS ON MIKE PENCE TO REMOVE THE PRESIDENT UNDER THE

呼籲邁克-彭斯根據《聯合國憲章》的規定罷免主席的職務

DEMOCRATS AND MIKE PENCE MIGHT MAKE STRANGE BEDFELLOWS, BUT AS

民主黨人和邁克-彭斯可能會成為奇怪的床伴，但作為一個民主黨人，他們的生活方式也會發生變化。

LONG AS MOTHER'S IN THE ROOM, IT'S TECHNICALLY ALLOWED.

只要母親在房間裡，這在技術上是允許的。

I MEAN, IT'S NOT KOSHER, BUT YOU GET THE IDEA.

我的意思是，這不是KOSHER，但你明白的想法。

SO FAR, PENCE APPEARS TO HAVE LITTLE APPETITE FOR GOING

到目前為止，彭斯似乎沒有什麼胃口去了。

好吧，我們如何增加他的胃口？

HAVE THEY TRIED SLATHERING THE 25TH AMENDMENT WITH MAYO, AND

他們有沒有試過用馬約來填補第25條修正案的空白？

SLAPPING IT BETWEEN TWO SLICES OF WONDERBREAD?

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