Name: Heather Graham:荷蘭語不是最性感的語言 - CONAN在TBS上 (Heather Graham: Dutch Is Not The Sexiest Language - CONAN on TBS)
Uploaded: 2021-01-12T18:56:16.000Z
Duration: 5 min 17 s

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You and I have known each other for a long time.

I always thought I was the right one for you.

我一直認為我是你的最佳人選。

You're married, so it would be hard to make that work.

你已經結婚了，所以很難做到這一點。

I have a very European attitude towards marriage.

So you know, we'll talk about that later.

所以，你知道，我們以後再談這個問題。

為什麼你的男朋友是阿姆斯特丹人？

I've always kind of thought guys from other countries were kind of cute, right?

我一直覺得其他國家的男人都挺可愛的，對吧？

Because they have an accent or like they speak Italian or they speak Spanish, you know, But Dutch is like not a very sexy language.

因為他們有口音，或者他們說意大利語 或者他們說西班牙語，你知道，但荷蘭語不是一種很性感的語言。

It's like my God, maybe he has something wrong with his throat.

我的天，也許他的喉嚨有問題。

這是一個 這是一個醜陋的語言。

He starts talking and Dutch, and I'm like, Oh, I'm gonna get all turned on because he's speaking in another language.

他開始說話和荷蘭語， 我想，哦，我會得到所有開啟 因為他在說另一種語言。

But then it's just like so you like guys that air from European countries.

但後來就像所以你喜歡歐洲國家空氣的傢伙。

I mean, I do like a guy with an accent, but, I mean, you know, I'm open minded.

我的意思是，我確實喜歡有口音的人，但是，我的意思是，你知道，我很開放的。

I could also like an American guy, but yeah, Dutch is not the sexiest language.

我也可以喜歡一個美國人，但荷蘭語不是最性感的語言。

Let's hear you speak in another language yet.

讓我們聽聽你用另一種語言說話呢。

Roddy and Fred Goose neutral, caught in the fjord.

羅迪和弗雷德鵝中立，被捲入峽灣。

I live in Norway until about four years ago.

I came to America four years ago more and more sexy every minute.

四年前，我來到美國，每分鐘都越來越性感。

我是說，那條電影裡的魚叫旺達。

She was really turned on by accents to Yeah.

她真的是被口音給刺激到了耶。

No, I just thought you should know, Born and raised in Norway.

不，我只是覺得你應該知道，在挪威出生和長大。

不要問我太多關於挪威的事情。

I don't know, but I had a lot of herring growing up and there was a fiord nearby.

我不知道，但我從小就吃了很多鯡魚，附近有一個福德。

Yeah, Well, I've got that kind of, you know, Viking thing about me.

是啊，我有那種，你知道的，維京人的事情我。

Um, You How are you getting through this?

pandemic because you seem like a very serene, calm person.

流行病，因為你看起來像一個非常寧靜，平靜的人。

And I thought that you would be probably very I don't know, uh, even keeled during this crisis.

我想你可能會很... ...我不知道，呃，甚至在這次危機中也會很緊張。

Well, I can't get pretty, you know, nervous sometimes.

好吧，我不能變得漂亮，你知道，有時會緊張。

But I do a lot of yoga, and I've been doing this thing called Yoga Nedra, because I have trouble falling asleep.

但我做了很多瑜伽，我一直在做這個叫瑜伽Nedra的東西，因為我難以入睡。

My boyfriend, he falls asleep really fast.

我的男朋友，他很快就睡著了。

Why do you keep bringing up the boyfriend?

Well, Conan, this just about you and me right now.

好吧，柯南，這只是你和我現在。

So I do yoga, Nedra, Maybe you might enjoy it.

所以我做瑜伽，奈德拉，也許你會喜歡。

Uh, this woman talks to in this really soothing voice.

呃，這個女人說話，在這個真正的舒緩的聲音。

I'm obsessed with her, and she just goes like your left ear.

我對她很著迷，她就像你的左耳一樣。

Your left nostril, your right nostril and a vacation mouth.

你的左鼻孔，你的右鼻孔和一個假期口。

And then I'm like, doesn't that Yeah, that made me feel really relaxed.

然後我就想，不就是 是啊，這讓我感覺真的很放鬆。

She's, like, feel a sense of vacation mouth, you know?

她就像，感覺到了一種度假口的感覺，你知道嗎？

And I'm like, Oh, because I clench my draw and I'm, like, really helps you relax your mouth.

我想，哦，因為我夾緊我的畫，我一樣，真的可以幫助你放鬆你的嘴。

So what she does is Ugo you You you you focus on whatever area of your face or your body, And then you get to your mouth and you say vacation mouth.

所以，她做的是烏戈，你... ...你... ...你... ...你... ...你專注於你的臉或你的身體的任何區域， 然後你得到你的嘴，你說假期嘴。

You know that old saying wherever you go, There you are.

你知道那句老話，無論你走到哪裡，你都在那裡。

Yeah, well, she said funny things like free your eyes.

是啊，她說了一些有趣的事情，比如釋放你的眼睛。

I'm like, I don't know what that means, but I don't want my eyes to be freed.

我很喜歡，我不知道這意味著什麼，但我不希望我的眼睛被釋放。

I want them in the sockets where they belong.

我想讓他們在屬於他們的插座裡。

I don't want them gangling around Her voice just makes you go like like, you know, her voice is amazing.

我不希望他們在周圍幫派 她的聲音只是讓你去喜歡，你知道，她的聲音是驚人的。

And then she gets the whole body relaxed.

Oh, and she says she says, Free yourself into the healing darkness.

哦，她說她說，把自己釋放到治癒的黑暗中去。

Let your worries go into the healing darkness.

讓你的煩惱進入治癒的黑暗中。

That's what they say to people when they when they're dying and they want them to let go e just want you to remember that.

這就是他們對人們說的，當他們... ...當他們死的時候，他們希望他們放手... ...他們只是想讓你記住這一點。

You know, they gather around the bed and go.

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Heather Graham:荷蘭語不是最性感的語言 - CONAN在TBS上 (Heather Graham: Dutch Is Not The Sexiest Language - CONAN on TBS)

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