This this'll movie is very This is an exciting thing.

這部電影非常... ...這是一個令人興奮的事情。

That's a beautiful thing.

這是一件很美好的事情。

This is you, Steve Harvey.

這是你，史蒂夫・哈維。

Cedric the entertainer.

塞德里克的藝人。

Right.

好吧，我知道了

Uh, deal hugely.

呃，交易巨大。

Correct.

好吧，我知道了

This is You guys are huge in the world.

這是你們在世界範圍內的巨大。

Stand up comedy and you're selling out arenas, and they've made a film about it.

站著說喜劇，你在賣場裡，他們還拍了一部電影。

You're saying huge.

你說的是巨大的。

That's kind of scary.

這是一種可怕的。

Huge.

巨大的。

I don't know how to take that corner.

我不知道該如何拿下那個角落。

Well, my opinion, me, right.

嗯，我的意見，我，對。

My opinion means very little.

我的意見意義不大。

Keep that in mind, but Well, first of all, Spike Lee directed this movie.

記住這一點，但是，首先，斯派克-李導演了這部電影。

It's basically about you guys doing your act.

基本上就是你們在演戲。

Why?

為什麼？

Why did Spike Lee choose this project?

斯派克-李為什麼選擇這個項目？

Because Spike last five films, Phil.

因為斯派克最後五部電影，菲。

Oh, oh, This'll is better than Clockers, okay?

哦，哦，這比《時鐘》好，好嗎？

No, no, He's gonna edit you out at the last minute.

不，不，他要在最後一刻把你刪掉。

Despite I just get on the bus was Spike.

儘管我剛上車是穗。

I'm not thinking about Spike.

我不是在想斯派克。

He didn't give me that one line, you know, and and he's cheap s.

他沒有給我那條線，你知道的，而且而且他是廉價的S。

You know, he called me, called me 10 times trying to get on this film.

你知道，他給我打電話，給我打了10次電話，想上這部電影。

You know, I wouldn't return his calls.

你知道，我不會回他的電話。

You know, I think Spike was the only one really that can really capture this film.

你知道嗎，我想斯派克是唯一一個真正能抓住這部電影的人。

the way it should have been because he knows the essence of the comedy.

應該是這樣的，因為他知道喜劇的本質。

Of the four individuals is doing this comedy, he's the only one in my mind that I could see that really could bring this film out and grab the energy of it right now.

四個人中是做這個喜劇的，他是我心目中唯一一個真正能把這個片子帶出來，抓住現在的能量的人。

What about of you four guys?

你們四個人呢？

Who's the funniest, right?

誰是最有趣的吧？

You know, I got to be mentally challenged to asking some stuff like that.

你知道，我得是精神上的挑戰，問一些這樣的東西。

Like I'm gonna sit up.

像我要坐起來。

I'm that stupid to say Cedric funny to me.

我是那麼愚蠢的說塞德里克有趣的我。

I'm I'm funny.

我... 我很有趣

I'm not gonna sell myself no away.

我不會出賣自己的。

The guys are funny in their own way.

這幾個人用自己的方式來搞笑。

And that's what made this tour so unique.

而這也是這次旅遊的獨特之處。

What's because all of us are headliners H d l Cedric and myself and Steve.

因為我們所有的人都是主唱Hd l Cedric和我還有Steve。

We perform in large mass audience along among ourselves.

我們和自己一起在廣大群眾中表演。

So we combine all four guys.

所以我們把這四個人結合起來。

Their fans came to see them.

他們的粉絲來看他們。

My fans came to see me.

我的粉絲來看我。

So now you've got people have never seen either one of us.

所以，現在你已經得到了人們從來沒有見過我們任何一個人。

So we talking about 24,000 people.

所以我們說的是24000人。

That is phenomenal.

這是驚人的。

He's a huge shows.

他是一個巨大的節目。

That is Amendment.

這就是修正案。

I was scared to death.

我被嚇得不輕。

Yeah, and and Steve brought everyone out with all this energy people running up and down the aisle.

是啊，和史蒂夫帶來了每個人都出來 與所有這些能量 人們跑起來，並在過道。

One guy just vomited on the back of another.

一個人剛剛吐在另一個人的背上。

Guys, that sounds like the best show in the world.

夥計們，這聽起來像世界上最好的節目。

I'm telling you, you can't beat it, man.

我告訴你，你無法打敗它，夥計。

I don't want that has gone to another level.

我不希望這已經到了另一個層次。

How many vomiting did you have tonight?

你今晚嘔吐了多少次？

We had 10 guys vomiting.

我們有10個人嘔吐。

That's a good show.

這是個好節目。

That show was great.

那場演出很精彩。

Uh, now you've been married.

呃，現在你已經結婚了。

You've been married.

你已經結婚了。

Let's talk about your personal life.

讓我們來談談你的個人生活。

25 years.

25年了

25 years ago, A woman.

25年前，一個女人。

Same woman.

同一個女人。

I like how you have to say.

我喜歡你的說法。

You don't have to say to the same woman.

你不必對同一個女人說。

You've been married 25 years.

你已經結婚25年了

Yeah, to nine different women.

是的，對九個不同的女人。

You gotta see.

你得看看

You gotta clap fucking.

你得他媽的拍手。

That's right.

是的

Listen to your every word And 25.

聽你的每一句話和25。

That's in my high school, sweetheart.

那是在我的高中，親愛的。

How do you keep things?

你是怎麼保存東西的？

I'm just curious.

我只是好奇。

I'm not married yet.

我還沒結婚呢

Thinking about that sometimes my life.

想到這有時我的生活。

How do you keep it fresh?

你是怎麼保持新鮮感的？

That's what That's what guys who aren't married worry about.

這就是沒結婚的人所擔心的。

How do you keep the spark keeping the fresh?

如何保持火花保鮮？

You have to use your imagination and you keep some things to yourself.

你要發揮你的想象力，你要把一些東西留給自己。

You know, that's the key to longevity of marriage.

你知道，這就是婚姻長久的關鍵。

I don't let my wife know that I look at her as Janet Jackson.

我不會讓我妻子知道我把她看成珍妮特-傑克遜。

You know, it was a lot of things I'm not a genius Corner on.

你知道，這是很多事情，我不是一個天才角上。

I'm not a fool.

我不是傻瓜

When I'm closer to a genius that I am a food.

當我更接近一個天才，我是一個食物。

It's a good It's a good theory you have.

這是一個很好的理論，你有。

You just don't share with her that last night.

你就是不和她分享昨晚的事。

Your imagination.

你的想象力。

You can't tell them everything.

你不能告訴他們一切。

Because no matter what you tell a woman, they don't listen.

因為不管你跟女人說什麼，她們都不聽。

They don't believe it.

他們不相信。

My wife gained weight since we got married.

自從我們結婚後，我老婆就胖了。

And, you know, and I sometimes I said, you look well.

而且，你知道，我有時我說，你看起來很好。

No, I'm not.

不，我沒有。

No, I'm not.

不，我沒有。

No, no, no, I'm not.

不，不，不，我沒有。

I'm fat on fat.

我是胖上加胖。

Yeah, you are fat.

是的，你很胖。

That doesn't go over to our But you keep saying I keep telling you, Look well, you keep pushing it.

但你一直說我一直跟你說，你看好，你一直在推。

My mom said, you know, you can't get in heaven telling lies, you know?

我媽媽說，你知道，你不能在天堂說假話，你知道嗎？

So tell the truth.

那就說實話吧。

Tell her exactly the truth.

準確地告訴她真相。

But it's hard to see women because one thing I learned 25 years women they don't wanna be You're your better half.

但很難見到女人，因為有一件事我學了25年的女人... ...她們不想成為你的另一半。

They wanna be your mama, your doctor, your lawyer, your pastor.

他們想成為你的媽媽，你的醫生，你的律師，你的牧師。

Your accountant.

你的會計師。

You know, they tell you how to dress to tell you how to eat.

你知道，他們告訴你怎麼穿衣服是為了告訴你怎麼吃。

That's that mother thing going to tell you when I leave.

我走的時候，那個母親的事情要告訴你。

When to come.

什麼時候來。

And then when?

然後什麼時候？

When?

什麼時候？

When?

什麼時候？

When?

什麼時候？

When you When your love life started demise a little bit.

當你當你的愛情生活開始消亡一點點。

You haven't touched me in three weeks where you know it's hard to make love to your mama.

你已經三個星期沒碰過我了，你知道和你媽媽做愛很難。

Yes, it is.

是的，它是。

Yes.

是的，我知道

You know what I mean.

你知道我的意思。

No.

不知道

Truer words have never been spoken on this show.

在這個節目中，從來沒有人說過更真實的話。

Bernie.

伯尼

E way had more time.

E路有更多的時間。

We have We have no more time to talk.

我們沒有時間再談了。

You gotta come back sometime because there's so much fun stuff to talk about.

你有時間一定要回來，因為有很多有趣的東西可以聊。

You call my name and I'll be it.

你叫我的名字，我就成了。

This is very nice for the original Kings of comedy.

這對於原來的喜劇之王來說，是非常不錯的。

You have to go see This opens August 18.

你一定要去看看這個8月18日開幕。

Bernie Mac, thank you very much.

伯尼-麥克，非常感謝你。

That was great that we'll take a break when we come back.

那很好，我們回來後會休息一下。