Hello?

喂？

Okay, I think I'm in the clear.

好吧，我想我已經清楚了。

No sign of him anywhere.

沒有他的蹤跡

Hey, everyone, I'm pair.

嘿，大家好，我是一對。

Welcome to a new show.

歡迎來到新節目。

We're trying called annoying history Orange.

我們正在努力叫惱人的歷史橙。

So glad you could join us.

很高興你能加入我們。

Yeah, I heard.

是的，我聽說了。

We're trying out a new show, so I booked not over way are doing no such thing.

我們正在嘗試一個新的節目，所以我訂了不超過方式都沒有這樣的事情。

I am doing a new show that discusses famous historical events, and you are staying far, far away from it.

我正在做一檔討論著名歷史事件的新節目，而你卻離它很遠很遠。

You what you're talking about.

你在說什麼？

You need me.

你需要我

The graphics guy only speaks orange.

圖形師只會說橙色。

What?

什麼？

Go ahead, Try.

來吧，試試。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Today's episode is about the moon landing.

今天的節目是關於登月的。

See?

看到了嗎？

Now, watch this.

現在，看這個。

Today's episode is about Thanks for the moon effects graphics guy there out of this world.

今天的節目是關於感謝月球效果圖的傢伙有出息。

Okay, whatever.

好吧，隨便你。

Let's just do this thing.

我們就做這件事吧。

Yeah.

是啊。

Hi.

嗨，我的天

In the year 1969 NASA's Apollo 11 mission successfully put a man on the moon.

1969年，美國宇航局的阿波羅11號任務成功地將一名人類送上了月球。

Little known fact.

鮮為人知的事實。

They also sent an orange to the moon.

他們還把一個橘子送上了月球。

You know, you have never been to the moon, dude.

你知道，你從來沒有去過月球，夥計。

Then why did my teachers say that?

那為什麼我的老師會這麼說呢？

I'm such a space cadet?

我是這樣的太空學員？

All right.

好吧，我知道了

Neil Armstrong was the first man to step foot on the moon, and Neil Armless was the first orange to step.

尼爾-阿姆斯特朗是第一個踏上月球的人，尼爾-阿姆斯特朗是第一個踏上月球的橘子。

What list?

什麼名單？

On the moon Orange?

月球上的橘子？

Stop ruining history.

不要再毀掉歷史了。

It's not my fault.

這不是我的錯。

Boring old history could use a little disaster.

無聊的老歷史可以用一點災難。

When he stepped onto the moon, Neil Armstrong uttered the famous words.

當他踏上月球時，尼爾-阿姆斯特朗說出了這句著名的話。

That's one small step for man, One giant leap for mankind.

這就是人類的一小步，人類的一大步。

And then he discovered aliens.

然後他發現了外星人。

No, Eddie blew up an asteroid headed for Earth with a nuclear black, no hay planted an American flag, hopped around the moon surface event and then went home.

不，艾迪用核黑炸燬了一顆飛向地球的小行星，不幹草地插上美國國旗，在月球表面事件中跳來跳去，然後回家了。

What?

什麼？

Okay, let's head.

好了，我們走吧。

It needs some work.

它需要一些工作。

Rewrite time.

重寫時間。

We need drug beta or night spaceship storage.

我們需要藥物測試版或夜間飛船存儲。

There is no rewriting to be done.

不需要改寫。

This is history.

這就是歷史。

This is what happened.

這就是事情的經過。

And we have a responsibility to tell it the way it happened.

而我們有責任把事情的原委說出來。

Now, would you please go away and let me host this show alone?

現在，請你走開，讓我單獨主持這個節目好嗎？

But if I'm not here, who's gonna take the episode off the rails and decimate the educational value?

但如果我不在這裡，誰會把這段劇情脫胎換骨，降低教育價值？

No.

不知道

One.

一。

That's the point.

這就是問題的關鍵。

Yes, that's the point.

是的，這才是重點。

No, that's the point.

不，這才是重點。

Uh, everyone pair here.

呃，大家在這裡對。

Although I hope Orange won't be joining us.

雖然我希望橙子不會加入我們。

I imagine he will be just in time to welcome us all Thio, Little help hair.

我想，他一定會及時地歡迎我們大家的到來的Thio，小助發。

Don't leave a brother hanging.

不要讓一個兄弟掛掉。

Anyway, today we're learning about Area 51.

總之，今天我們要學習的是51區。

0, really?

0，真的嗎？

That plays with the aliens.

那是和外星人玩的。

Allegedly?

據稱？

Yes.

是的，我知道

What a winky Dink.

真是個狡猾的丁克。

I'm storming area 51 with a bunch of people from the Internet in a few weeks.

幾周後，我和一群網友一起衝進51區。

Yeah.

是啊。

I should have guessed you'd be a part of that.

我早該猜到你也會參與其中。

Anyway, let's get started.

總之，我們開始吧。

Area 51 is Ah, highly classified U S Air Force facility in the middle of the Nevada desert.

51區是美國空軍高度機密的設施 在內華達州沙漠的中間。

It's so top secret.

這是最高機密

The CIA didn't even acknowledge it existed until a few years ago.

中情局甚至直到幾年前才承認它的存在。

Right there.

就在那裡。

This video is where you here may.

這個視頻是你在這裡可能。

You're getting too close to the truth.

你離真相太近了。

Dude, I know you're not a CIA agent.

夥計，我知道你不是中情局特工。

I know it's you orange.

我知道這是你的橙子。

I'd stop May I mean, it's not orange ways are dude, your voice gives you away big time.

我會停止五月我的意思是，它不是橙色的方式是紈絝子弟，你的聲音給你走了大時代。

My voice gave me away.

我的聲音把我洩露了。

That's so annoying.

真煩人。

You have no idea.

你根本不知道

Anyway, back in the fifties, the CIA begin testing secretive spy planes out of the area.

總之，在50年代，中情局開始在該地區測試祕密的間諜飛機。

One facilities around that exact same time.

一個設施大約在那個完全相同的時間。

Locals begin to report seeing unidentified flying objects otherwise known as UFO.

當地人開始報告說看到了不明飛行物，也就是所謂的UFO。

Stop right there.

停在那裡。

This video is over.

這個視頻已經結束了。

You hear me?

你聽到了嗎？

You're getting too close to the truth.

你離真相太近了。

Really?

真的嗎？

Orange this again.

橘子這又。

You know what you're talking about.

你知道你在說什麼

I want to get a milkshake.

我想喝奶昔。

Who's this guy?

這傢伙是誰？

Oh, my gosh, it's you.

哦，我的天哪，是你。

We got a code orange.

我們得到了一個代碼橙色。

I repeat, code orange opening.

我重複一遍，碼橙開局。

What is the meaning of this?

這是什麼意思？

Well, well, well.

好吧，好吧，好吧。

If it isn't the annoying orange.

如果不是那惱人的橙色。

A little bird told us you were planning on storming area 51 along with half the Internet.

有隻小鳥告訴我們 你打算和半個互聯網一起攻打51區

Wow, You could talk to birds.

哇，你可以和鳥兒說話。

That's pretty tweet short.

這是相當微博短。

Here's the deal.

是這樣的

We can't have thousands of people descending upon Area 51 poking around and learning things about stuff.

我們不能讓成千上萬的人來到51區四處打探消息，瞭解情況。

So you have a choice.

所以你可以選擇。

Either read this prepared message into the camera or we lock you up in area 51 you never see the light of day again.

要麼把準備好的資訊讀到相機裡 要麼我們把你鎖在51區，你就永遠見不到天日。

You mean that won't be able to see my best friend pair ever again.

你的意思是說，再也見不到我最好的朋友對了。

That's right.

是的

Just think how terrible that would be.

想想看，那將是多麼可怕。

Personally, I could see some upsides.

個人認為，我可以看到一些利好。

Okay, I'll read the statement.

好吧，我讀一下聲明。

I'll do what you want.

我會按照你的要求去做。

I'll tell the Internet.

我會告訴互聯網。

I'm not gonna swarm Area 51.

我不會去51區的

0, that's not what I want you to say.

0，這不是我想讓你說的。

We want you to tell them that you are swarming area 51?

我們要你告訴他們，你正在51號區域蜂擁而至？

Yeah.

是啊。

We figure if people find out you're gonna be there, then no one will actually show up.

我們認為，如果人們發現你會在那裡， 那麼沒有人會真正出現。

I I don't understand.

我 我不明白

I dio trust me, kid.

我相信我，孩子。

Just read the lines and everything will turn out fine.

只要讀懂行文，一切都會好起來的。

Okay, people on the internet by the annoying orange will be present at the bum rush of area 51.

好吧，網上的人由惱人的橙色的將出席51區的無賴。

Come to Nevada and gather in large numbers.

來到內華達州，大量聚集。

If you would like to be subjected to my laugh now do the laugh.

如果你想受我的笑現在做笑。

Yeah, nice as well as my burps.

是啊，和我的打嗝一樣好。

Motorboats, Nan?

摩托艇，南?

Yes, And my terrible pines.

是的，還有我可怕的松樹。

Hey, they're not terrible.

嘿，他們並不可怕。

Yes, they are.

是的，他們是。

Now read the pun in the script.

現在讀一讀劇本中的雙關語。

Won't you join me in swarming area 51?

你不和我一起去51區嗎？

I promise we'll have the zest time.

我保證，我們會有最美好的時光。

Yeah, OK, that was actually pretty good.

是啊，好吧，這其實是相當不錯的。

All right, we'll let you do the trick.

好吧，我們讓你來做這個把戲。

Nobody's gonna show up to Area 51 now.

現在沒有人會去51區了。

Orange.

橙色。

The CIA thanks you for your help.

中情局感謝你的幫助

And, um, Mr whatever your name is.

還有，嗯，不管你叫什麼名字，先生。

That's agent.

這就是特工。

Whatever your name is to you.

不管你的名字對你來說是什麼。

Okay?

好嗎？

You seem to be leaking green goo.

你好像漏出了綠色的粘液。

Oh, did you have an accident?

哦，你有意外嗎？

No, it's okay.

不，沒關係。

Everyone has accidents Sometimes.

每個人都有意外，有時。

I did not have an accident way.

我沒有意外的方式。

Wow.

哇哦

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Awesome.

厲害啊

No sign of orange anywhere.

到處都沒有橘子的痕跡。

Welcome, everyone.

歡迎大家的到來。

Today we're learning the Oregon Trail.

今天我們要學習的是俄勒岡小道。

A 2000 mile covered wagon route that stretched from Missouri over the Rocky Mountain Way to my eyeball, please.

一條2000英里長的馬車路線，從密蘇里州延伸到我的眼皮子底下的洛基山路，請。

E said you wouldn't interrupt today's episode.

E說你不會打斷今天的節目。

What can I say?

我能說什麼呢？

I just can't help but to be around.

我只是忍不住要在身邊。

Oh, Orange.

哦，橙子。

Do you even know anything about the Oregon Trail?

你對俄勒岡小道瞭解嗎？

Of course.

當然了

I used to play that computer game all the time.

我以前一直在玩那個電腦遊戲。

Back in the day.

當年。

Oh, dear.

哦，親愛的。

Saddle left first.

鞍左先。

I'm annoying history.

我很討厭歷史。

What do you do?

你是做什麼的？

In the mid 18 hundreds, the Oregon Trail was used by about 400,000 people looking to make the long journey out west.

在18世紀中葉，約有40萬人使用俄勒岡小道，希望進行西部的長途旅行。

Oh, yeah, I feel a silver long.

哦，是的，我覺得銀子長。

We're talking 20 maybe 30 minutes, depending on your typing speed.

我們說的是20也許30分鐘，取決於你的打字速度。

What?

什麼？

Sometimes if I took a long time thinking up funny names for everyone in my party, I wouldn't even finish before computer class ended.

有時候，如果我花了很長時間為我聚會的每個人想出有趣的名字，我甚至不會在計算機課結束前完成。

Dude, forget 30 minutes.

夥計，忘記30分鐘。

The rial Oregon Trail could take up to six months.

俄勒岡小道可能需要6個月的時間。

Wow, That's a really long time.

哇，這是一個非常漫長的時間。

They must have come up with some really hilarious names.

他們一定想出了一些非常搞笑的名字。

The funniest name I ever came up with was McGillicuddy MK bug.

我想出的最有趣的名字是McGillicuddy MK bug。

But yeah, it really put on his gravestone.

不過也是，真的把他的墓碑。

Very well.

很好

Poor McGillicuddy, MK.

可憐的McGillicuddy，MK。

But But his name got kind of McGillicuddy.

但他的名字有點像麥基裡庫迪。

Macoute cut, uh, measles plus cholera plus snakebite.

馬庫特割傷，呃，麻疹加霍亂加蛇咬傷。

On top of it all, he never stood a chance.

最重要的是，他從來沒有機會。

Yeah.

是啊。

Don't make light of what those settlers went through.

不要輕視那些定居者所經歷的一切。

The Oregon Trail was hard and super dangerous.

俄勒岡小道很艱苦，超級危險。

Totally danger was everywhere.

完全是危險無處不在。

Dysentery was a huge problem.

痢疾是個大問題。

You get pretty much bank on at least one person in your group getting it.

你得到幾乎銀行在你的組中至少有一個人得到它。

And there was also the constant danger that your computer might get shut up and you lose all your game progress.

而且還經常有電腦被關機，失去所有遊戲進度的危險。

Holy moly.

我的天啊

Try to focus.

儘量集中精力。

We're talking about the actual Oregon Trail.

我們說的是真正的俄勒岡之路。

Okay, for sure.

好吧，當然。

Trail itself was kind of hard to make out a certain point.

小道本身就有點難辨別某個點。

Then again, all the graphics are pretty shoddy.

不過話說回來，所有的畫面都很粗劣。

Dude, I'm talking about stuff that happened a super long time ago.

夥計，我說的是很久以前發生的事情。

I know this game is so old.

我知道這個遊戲很老了。

You wouldn't believe it.

你不會相信的

It literally came on a poppy death.

它真的是在罌粟花死後才出現的。

Oh, there.

哦，有。

You don't look very happy.

你看起來不是很開心

I hope you don't have dysentery.

我希望你沒有痢疾。

Quick, Pick up something funny for your tombs down.

快，拿些有趣的東西給你的墓穴。

Can we get back toe learning already.

我們能不能回去學習了。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

I mean, that's not really very funny, but at least it That's OK.

我的意思是，這不是真的很有趣， 但至少它 這是確定的。

So the Oregon Trail was used heavily up until 18 69 when the Trans Continent the railroad was completed.

所以俄勒岡小道被大量使用，直到1869年橫貫大陸的鐵路建成。

So people stopped making the trek in covered wagons, which was fine because the traveling where was super boring.

所以人們不再坐著輜重車跋涉，這很好，因為旅行哪裡超級無聊。

Anyway, what's their trains?

總之，他們的火車是什麼？

Everybody just spent all their money on bullets and went hunting all day long.

大家就把錢都花在了子彈上，整天去打獵。

Thin Oregon Trail is very, very important to American history.

薄的俄勒岡小道對美國曆史非常非常重要。

It's a huge reason why so many people live in the Western United States to this day.

這也是為什麼至今美國西部有那麼多人生活的重要原因。

I don't see how you could just sit here and make yolks.

我不明白你怎麼能坐在這裡做蛋黃。

Oh, stop making bad jokes.

哦，別再開壞玩笑了。

This is exactly what I'm talking about.

這正是我所說的。

No yolks.

沒有蛋黃。

Uh oh.

呃，哦。

Well, that's weird.

嗯，這是奇怪的。

Seems some of the oxen must have gotten loose it.

看來一定是有些牛散了吧。

Hey, everyone, welcome to another installment.

嘿，大家好，歡迎再來一期。

30 dude, you just about gave me a heart attack.

30歲的老兄，你剛剛給我一個心臟發作。

Now I could tell you are really floored.

現在我可以告訴你，你是真的被打動了。

Well, today we're learning about the black death.

好吧，今天我們就來學習一下黑死病。

Lou sounds super scary.

盧聽起來超級可怕。

It waas.

它是模糊的。

It was a terrible disease in the late Middle Ages, also known as the bubonic plague.

這是中世紀晚期的一種可怕的疾病，也被稱為鼠疫。

Bubonic plague Corange are you saying that word?

鼠疫科朗格你在說那個詞嗎？

Because you think it's funny you wouldn't be laughing if you saw it in action.

因為你覺得好笑，如果你看到它的實際情況，你就不會笑了。

Dude, the black death killed one out of every three people in Europe in those days.

老兄，在那個年代，歐洲每三個人中就有一個黑死病人。

Possibly mawr.

可能是莫爾。

I've heard about this.

我聽說過這個。

All the people who ate moldy bread survived, right?

吃了發黴麵包的人都活下來了吧？

Well, it's not that simple, But, yes, there's a theory that the mold Health Orange Yes, dude, that is so grow your just just cause I'm so happy Orange.

嗯，這不是那麼簡單，但是，是的，有一個理論，模具健康橙色是的，夥計，這是如此成長你只是因為我很高興橙色。

Black death has been over for 600 years for God, you don't have to be afraid of it.

黑死六百多年的上帝，你不用怕它。

Besides thes days, we have antibiotics and other medications that can stop the plague.

除了這幾天，我們還有抗生素和其他可以阻止瘟疫的藥物。

Oh, so I don't have to eat this multi, Brad.

哦，所以我沒有吃這個多，布拉德。

No.

不知道

Even if I kind of like it.

即使我有點喜歡它。

Dude, if you're thinking for even one moment that I know that is so gross.

夥計，如果你在想哪怕是一瞬間，我知道那是如此的噁心。

Don't judge.

不要判斷。

May on there he goes like some kind of fungal written Pacman.