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  • orange.

    橙色。

  • Hello?

    喂?

  • Okay, I think I'm in the clear.

    好吧,我想我已經清楚了。

  • No sign of him anywhere.

    沒有他的蹤跡

  • Hey, everyone, I'm pair.

    嘿,大家好,我是一對。

  • Welcome to a new show.

    歡迎來到新節目。

  • We're trying called annoying history Orange.

    我們正在努力叫惱人的歷史橙。

  • So glad you could join us.

    很高興你能加入我們。

  • Yeah, I heard.

    是的,我聽說了。

  • We're trying out a new show, so I booked not over way are doing no such thing.

    我們正在嘗試一個新的節目,所以我訂了不超過方式都沒有這樣的事情。

  • I am doing a new show that discusses famous historical events, and you are staying far, far away from it.

    我正在做一檔討論著名歷史事件的新節目,而你卻離它很遠很遠。

  • You what you're talking about.

    你在說什麼?

  • You need me.

    你需要我

  • The graphics guy only speaks orange.

    圖形師只會說橙色。

  • What?

    什麼?

  • Go ahead, Try.

    來吧,試試。

  • Okay.

    好吧,我知道了

  • Today's episode is about the moon landing.

    今天的節目是關於登月的。

  • See?

    看到了嗎?

  • Now, watch this.

    現在,看這個。

  • Today's episode is about Thanks for the moon effects graphics guy there out of this world.

    今天的節目是關於感謝月球效果圖的傢伙有出息。

  • Okay, whatever.

    好吧,隨便你。

  • Let's just do this thing.

    我們就做這件事吧。

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • Hi.

    嗨,我的天

  • In the year 1969 NASA's Apollo 11 mission successfully put a man on the moon.

    1969年,美國宇航局的阿波羅11號任務成功地將一名人類送上了月球。

  • Little known fact.

    鮮為人知的事實。

  • They also sent an orange to the moon.

    他們還把一個橘子送上了月球。

  • You know, you have never been to the moon, dude.

    你知道,你從來沒有去過月球,夥計。

  • Then why did my teachers say that?

    那為什麼我的老師會這麼說呢?

  • I'm such a space cadet?

    我是這樣的太空學員?

  • All right.

    好吧,我知道了

  • Neil Armstrong was the first man to step foot on the moon, and Neil Armless was the first orange to step.

    尼爾-阿姆斯特朗是第一個踏上月球的人,尼爾-阿姆斯特朗是第一個踏上月球的橘子。

  • What list?

    什麼名單?

  • On the moon Orange?

    月球上的橘子?

  • Stop ruining history.

    不要再毀掉歷史了。

  • It's not my fault.

    這不是我的錯。

  • Boring old history could use a little disaster.

    無聊的老歷史可以用一點災難。

  • When he stepped onto the moon, Neil Armstrong uttered the famous words.

    當他踏上月球時,尼爾-阿姆斯特朗說出了這句著名的話。

  • That's one small step for man, One giant leap for mankind.

    這就是人類的一小步,人類的一大步。

  • And then he discovered aliens.

    然後他發現了外星人。

  • No, Eddie blew up an asteroid headed for Earth with a nuclear black, no hay planted an American flag, hopped around the moon surface event and then went home.

    不,艾迪用核黑炸燬了一顆飛向地球的小行星,不幹草地插上美國國旗,在月球表面事件中跳來跳去,然後回家了。

  • What?

    什麼?

  • Okay, let's head.

    好了,我們走吧。

  • It needs some work.

    它需要一些工作。

  • Rewrite time.

    重寫時間。

  • We need drug beta or night spaceship storage.

    我們需要藥物測試版或夜間飛船存儲。

  • There is no rewriting to be done.

    不需要改寫。

  • This is history.

    這就是歷史。

  • This is what happened.

    這就是事情的經過。

  • And we have a responsibility to tell it the way it happened.

    而我們有責任把事情的原委說出來。

  • Now, would you please go away and let me host this show alone?

    現在,請你走開,讓我單獨主持這個節目好嗎?

  • But if I'm not here, who's gonna take the episode off the rails and decimate the educational value?

    但如果我不在這裡,誰會把這段劇情脫胎換骨,降低教育價值?

  • No.

    不知道

  • One.

    一。

  • That's the point.

    這就是問題的關鍵。

  • Yes, that's the point.

    是的,這才是重點。

  • No, that's the point.

    不,這才是重點。

  • Uh, everyone pair here.

    呃,大家在這裡對。

  • Although I hope Orange won't be joining us.

    雖然我希望橙子不會加入我們。

  • I imagine he will be just in time to welcome us all Thio, Little help hair.

    我想,他一定會及時地歡迎我們大家的到來的Thio,小助發。

  • Don't leave a brother hanging.

    不要讓一個兄弟掛掉。

  • Anyway, today we're learning about Area 51.

    總之,今天我們要學習的是51區。

  • 0, really?

    0,真的嗎?

  • That plays with the aliens.

    那是和外星人玩的。

  • Allegedly?

    據稱?

  • Yes.

    是的,我知道

  • What a winky Dink.

    真是個狡猾的丁克。

  • I'm storming area 51 with a bunch of people from the Internet in a few weeks.

    幾周後,我和一群網友一起衝進51區。

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • I should have guessed you'd be a part of that.

    我早該猜到你也會參與其中。

  • Anyway, let's get started.

    總之,我們開始吧。

  • Area 51 is Ah, highly classified U S Air Force facility in the middle of the Nevada desert.

    51區是美國空軍高度機密的設施 在內華達州沙漠的中間。

  • It's so top secret.

    這是最高機密

  • The CIA didn't even acknowledge it existed until a few years ago.

    中情局甚至直到幾年前才承認它的存在。

  • Right there.

    就在那裡。

  • This video is where you here may.

    這個視頻是你在這裡可能。

  • You're getting too close to the truth.

    你離真相太近了。

  • Dude, I know you're not a CIA agent.

    夥計,我知道你不是中情局特工。

  • I know it's you orange.

    我知道這是你的橙子。

  • I'd stop May I mean, it's not orange ways are dude, your voice gives you away big time.

    我會停止五月我的意思是,它不是橙色的方式是紈絝子弟,你的聲音給你走了大時代。

  • My voice gave me away.

    我的聲音把我洩露了。

  • That's so annoying.

    真煩人。

  • You have no idea.

    你根本不知道

  • Anyway, back in the fifties, the CIA begin testing secretive spy planes out of the area.

    總之,在50年代,中情局開始在該地區測試祕密的間諜飛機。

  • One facilities around that exact same time.

    一個設施大約在那個完全相同的時間。

  • Locals begin to report seeing unidentified flying objects otherwise known as UFO.

    當地人開始報告說看到了不明飛行物,也就是所謂的UFO。

  • Stop right there.

    停在那裡。

  • This video is over.

    這個視頻已經結束了。

  • You hear me?

    你聽到了嗎?

  • You're getting too close to the truth.

    你離真相太近了。

  • Really?

    真的嗎?

  • Orange this again.

    橘子這又。

  • You know what you're talking about.

    你知道你在說什麼

  • I want to get a milkshake.

    我想喝奶昔。

  • Who's this guy?

    這傢伙是誰?

  • Oh, my gosh, it's you.

    哦,我的天哪,是你。

  • We got a code orange.

    我們得到了一個代碼橙色。

  • I repeat, code orange opening.

    我重複一遍,碼橙開局。

  • What is the meaning of this?

    這是什麼意思?

  • Well, well, well.

    好吧,好吧,好吧。

  • If it isn't the annoying orange.

    如果不是那惱人的橙色。

  • A little bird told us you were planning on storming area 51 along with half the Internet.

    有隻小鳥告訴我們 你打算和半個互聯網一起攻打51區

  • Wow, You could talk to birds.

    哇,你可以和鳥兒說話。

  • That's pretty tweet short.

    這是相當微博短。

  • Here's the deal.

    是這樣的

  • We can't have thousands of people descending upon Area 51 poking around and learning things about stuff.

    我們不能讓成千上萬的人來到51區四處打探消息,瞭解情況。

  • So you have a choice.

    所以你可以選擇。

  • Either read this prepared message into the camera or we lock you up in area 51 you never see the light of day again.

    要麼把準備好的資訊讀到相機裡 要麼我們把你鎖在51區,你就永遠見不到天日。

  • You mean that won't be able to see my best friend pair ever again.

    你的意思是說,再也見不到我最好的朋友對了。

  • That's right.

    是的

  • Just think how terrible that would be.

    想想看,那將是多麼可怕。

  • Personally, I could see some upsides.

    個人認為,我可以看到一些利好。

  • Okay, I'll read the statement.

    好吧,我讀一下聲明。

  • I'll do what you want.

    我會按照你的要求去做。

  • I'll tell the Internet.

    我會告訴互聯網。

  • I'm not gonna swarm Area 51.

    我不會去51區的

  • 0, that's not what I want you to say.

    0,這不是我想讓你說的。

  • We want you to tell them that you are swarming area 51?

    我們要你告訴他們,你正在51號區域蜂擁而至?

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • We figure if people find out you're gonna be there, then no one will actually show up.

    我們認為,如果人們發現你會在那裡, 那麼沒有人會真正出現。

  • I I don't understand.

    我 我不明白

  • I dio trust me, kid.

    我相信我,孩子。

  • Just read the lines and everything will turn out fine.

    只要讀懂行文,一切都會好起來的。

  • Okay, people on the internet by the annoying orange will be present at the bum rush of area 51.

    好吧,網上的人由惱人的橙色的將出席51區的無賴。

  • Come to Nevada and gather in large numbers.

    來到內華達州,大量聚集。

  • If you would like to be subjected to my laugh now do the laugh.

    如果你想受我的笑現在做笑。

  • Yeah, nice as well as my burps.

    是啊,和我的打嗝一樣好。

  • Motorboats, Nan?

    摩托艇,南?

  • Yes, And my terrible pines.

    是的,還有我可怕的松樹。

  • Hey, they're not terrible.

    嘿,他們並不可怕。

  • Yes, they are.

    是的,他們是。

  • Now read the pun in the script.

    現在讀一讀劇本中的雙關語。

  • Won't you join me in swarming area 51?

    你不和我一起去51區嗎?

  • I promise we'll have the zest time.

    我保證,我們會有最美好的時光。

  • Yeah, OK, that was actually pretty good.

    是啊,好吧,這其實是相當不錯的。

  • All right, we'll let you do the trick.

    好吧,我們讓你來做這個把戲。

  • Nobody's gonna show up to Area 51 now.

    現在沒有人會去51區了。

  • Orange.

    橙色。

  • The CIA thanks you for your help.

    中情局感謝你的幫助

  • And, um, Mr whatever your name is.

    還有,嗯,不管你叫什麼名字,先生。

  • That's agent.

    這就是特工。

  • Whatever your name is to you.

    不管你的名字對你來說是什麼。

  • Okay?

    好嗎?

  • You seem to be leaking green goo.

    你好像漏出了綠色的粘液。

  • Oh, did you have an accident?

    哦,你有意外嗎?

  • No, it's okay.

    不,沒關係。

  • Everyone has accidents Sometimes.

    每個人都有意外,有時。

  • I did not have an accident way.

    我沒有意外的方式。

  • Wow.

    哇哦

  • Uh huh.

    嗯哼。

  • Okay.

    好吧,我知道了

  • Awesome.

    厲害啊

  • No sign of orange anywhere.

    到處都沒有橘子的痕跡。

  • Welcome, everyone.

    歡迎大家的到來。

  • Today we're learning the Oregon Trail.

    今天我們要學習的是俄勒岡小道。

  • A 2000 mile covered wagon route that stretched from Missouri over the Rocky Mountain Way to my eyeball, please.

    一條2000英里長的馬車路線,從密蘇里州延伸到我的眼皮子底下的洛基山路,請。

  • E said you wouldn't interrupt today's episode.

    E說你不會打斷今天的節目。

  • What can I say?

    我能說什麼呢?

  • I just can't help but to be around.

    我只是忍不住要在身邊。

  • Oh, Orange.

    哦,橙子。

  • Do you even know anything about the Oregon Trail?

    你對俄勒岡小道瞭解嗎?

  • Of course.

    當然了

  • I used to play that computer game all the time.

    我以前一直在玩那個電腦遊戲。

  • Back in the day.

    當年。

  • Oh, dear.

    哦,親愛的。

  • Saddle left first.

    鞍左先。

  • I'm annoying history.

    我很討厭歷史。

  • What do you do?

    你是做什麼的?

  • In the mid 18 hundreds, the Oregon Trail was used by about 400,000 people looking to make the long journey out west.

    在18世紀中葉,約有40萬人使用俄勒岡小道,希望進行西部的長途旅行。

  • Oh, yeah, I feel a silver long.

    哦,是的,我覺得銀子長。

  • We're talking 20 maybe 30 minutes, depending on your typing speed.

    我們說的是20也許30分鐘,取決於你的打字速度。

  • What?

    什麼?

  • Sometimes if I took a long time thinking up funny names for everyone in my party, I wouldn't even finish before computer class ended.

    有時候,如果我花了很長時間為我聚會的每個人想出有趣的名字,我甚至不會在計算機課結束前完成。

  • Dude, forget 30 minutes.

    夥計,忘記30分鐘。

  • The rial Oregon Trail could take up to six months.

    俄勒岡小道可能需要6個月的時間。

  • Wow, That's a really long time.

    哇,這是一個非常漫長的時間。

  • They must have come up with some really hilarious names.

    他們一定想出了一些非常搞笑的名字。

  • The funniest name I ever came up with was McGillicuddy MK bug.

    我想出的最有趣的名字是McGillicuddy MK bug。

  • But yeah, it really put on his gravestone.

    不過也是,真的把他的墓碑。

  • Very well.

    很好

  • Poor McGillicuddy, MK.

    可憐的McGillicuddy,MK。

  • But But his name got kind of McGillicuddy.

    但他的名字有點像麥基裡庫迪。

  • Macoute cut, uh, measles plus cholera plus snakebite.

    馬庫特割傷,呃,麻疹加霍亂加蛇咬傷。

  • On top of it all, he never stood a chance.

    最重要的是,他從來沒有機會。

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • Don't make light of what those settlers went through.

    不要輕視那些定居者所經歷的一切。

  • The Oregon Trail was hard and super dangerous.

    俄勒岡小道很艱苦,超級危險。

  • Totally danger was everywhere.

    完全是危險無處不在。

  • Dysentery was a huge problem.

    痢疾是個大問題。

  • You get pretty much bank on at least one person in your group getting it.

    你得到幾乎銀行在你的組中至少有一個人得到它。

  • And there was also the constant danger that your computer might get shut up and you lose all your game progress.

    而且還經常有電腦被關機,失去所有遊戲進度的危險。

  • Holy moly.

    我的天啊

  • Try to focus.

    儘量集中精力。

  • We're talking about the actual Oregon Trail.

    我們說的是真正的俄勒岡之路。

  • Okay, for sure.

    好吧,當然。

  • Trail itself was kind of hard to make out a certain point.

    小道本身就有點難辨別某個點。

  • Then again, all the graphics are pretty shoddy.

    不過話說回來,所有的畫面都很粗劣。

  • Dude, I'm talking about stuff that happened a super long time ago.

    夥計,我說的是很久以前發生的事情。

  • I know this game is so old.

    我知道這個遊戲很老了。

  • You wouldn't believe it.

    你不會相信的

  • It literally came on a poppy death.

    它真的是在罌粟花死後才出現的。

  • Oh, there.

    哦,有。

  • You don't look very happy.

    你看起來不是很開心

  • I hope you don't have dysentery.

    我希望你沒有痢疾。

  • Quick, Pick up something funny for your tombs down.

    快,拿些有趣的東西給你的墓穴。

  • Can we get back toe learning already.

    我們能不能回去學習了。

  • Okay.

    好吧,我知道了

  • I mean, that's not really very funny, but at least it That's OK.

    我的意思是,這不是真的很有趣, 但至少它 這是確定的。

  • So the Oregon Trail was used heavily up until 18 69 when the Trans Continent the railroad was completed.

    所以俄勒岡小道被大量使用,直到1869年橫貫大陸的鐵路建成。

  • So people stopped making the trek in covered wagons, which was fine because the traveling where was super boring.

    所以人們不再坐著輜重車跋涉,這很好,因為旅行哪裡超級無聊。

  • Anyway, what's their trains?

    總之,他們的火車是什麼?

  • Everybody just spent all their money on bullets and went hunting all day long.

    大家就把錢都花在了子彈上,整天去打獵。

  • Thin Oregon Trail is very, very important to American history.

    薄的俄勒岡小道對美國曆史非常非常重要。

  • It's a huge reason why so many people live in the Western United States to this day.

    這也是為什麼至今美國西部有那麼多人生活的重要原因。

  • I don't see how you could just sit here and make yolks.

    我不明白你怎麼能坐在這裡做蛋黃。

  • Oh, stop making bad jokes.

    哦,別再開壞玩笑了。

  • This is exactly what I'm talking about.

    這正是我所說的。

  • No yolks.

    沒有蛋黃。

  • Uh oh.

    呃,哦。

  • Well, that's weird.

    嗯,這是奇怪的。

  • Seems some of the oxen must have gotten loose it.

    看來一定是有些牛散了吧。

  • Hey, everyone, welcome to another installment.

    嘿,大家好,歡迎再來一期。

  • 30 dude, you just about gave me a heart attack.

    30歲的老兄,你剛剛給我一個心臟發作。

  • Now I could tell you are really floored.

    現在我可以告訴你,你是真的被打動了。

  • Well, today we're learning about the black death.

    好吧,今天我們就來學習一下黑死病。

  • Lou sounds super scary.

    盧聽起來超級可怕。

  • It waas.

    它是模糊的。

  • It was a terrible disease in the late Middle Ages, also known as the bubonic plague.

    這是中世紀晚期的一種可怕的疾病,也被稱為鼠疫。

  • Bubonic plague Corange are you saying that word?

    鼠疫科朗格你在說那個詞嗎?

  • Because you think it's funny you wouldn't be laughing if you saw it in action.

    因為你覺得好笑,如果你看到它的實際情況,你就不會笑了。

  • Dude, the black death killed one out of every three people in Europe in those days.

    老兄,在那個年代,歐洲每三個人中就有一個黑死病人。

  • Possibly mawr.

    可能是莫爾。

  • I've heard about this.

    我聽說過這個。

  • All the people who ate moldy bread survived, right?

    吃了發黴麵包的人都活下來了吧?

  • Well, it's not that simple, But, yes, there's a theory that the mold Health Orange Yes, dude, that is so grow your just just cause I'm so happy Orange.

    嗯,這不是那麼簡單,但是,是的,有一個理論,模具健康橙色是的,夥計,這是如此成長你只是因為我很高興橙色。

  • Black death has been over for 600 years for God, you don't have to be afraid of it.

    黑死六百多年的上帝,你不用怕它。

  • Besides thes days, we have antibiotics and other medications that can stop the plague.

    除了這幾天,我們還有抗生素和其他可以阻止瘟疫的藥物。

  • Oh, so I don't have to eat this multi, Brad.

    哦,所以我沒有吃這個多,布拉德。

  • No.

    不知道

  • Even if I kind of like it.

    即使我有點喜歡它。

  • Dude, if you're thinking for even one moment that I know that is so gross.

    夥計,如果你在想哪怕是一瞬間,我知道那是如此的噁心。

  • Don't judge.

    不要判斷。

  • May on there he goes like some kind of fungal written Pacman.

    可能在那裡他就像某種菌類寫的吃豆人。

  • Well, we know now that the bubonic plague is caused by a tiny little bacteria carried by fleas, small animals and also humans.

    好了,我們現在知道,鼠疫是由跳蚤、小動物和人類攜帶的一種微小的細菌引起的。

  • E don't feel so good.

    我不覺得那麼好。

  • You think I'm worried I might be coming down with the plague?

    你覺得我擔心我可能會得瘟疫?

  • Dude, you feel sick because you just ate a ridiculous amount of moldy bread.

    老兄,你覺得不舒服是因為你吃了一大堆發黴的麵包。

  • I That makes sense.

    有道理

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • Okay.

    好吧,我知道了

  • I'm feeling better.

    我感覺好多了

  • You sure?

    你確定?

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • Great.

    厲害

  • Yep.

    是的。

  • Cool.

    爽啊

  • So let's zoom Club.

    所以,讓我們變焦俱樂部。

  • Just a moment.

    等一下

orange.

橙色。

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