Good morning, Pineapple!

早上好，菠蘿！

- Good morning, Gary. - Meow.

- 早上好，加里。- 喵。

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

[humming]

[哼哼]

Good morning, world!

早上好，世界！

I'm ready!

我準備好了！

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

[humming]

[哼哼]

- Thanks for your help, Gar. - Meow.

- 謝謝你的幫助，加。- 喵。

[whistling]

[口哨聲]

Perfect.

完美的。

Meow.

喵。

Just a little handyman's know how is all it takes, Gary.

只需要一點小工匠的知識，加里。

Let's see what we got here.

讓我們看看我們得到了什麼。

My official Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy paddleball set.

我的官方美人魚人和藤壺男孩槳球套裝。

Darn it.

該死的。

Darn it.

該死的。

Darn it.

該死的。

♪ Indoors ♪

室內

♪ Indoors ♪

室內

♪ Indoors ♪

室內

Take it away, Penny!

把它拿走，佩妮！

That penny has the most beautiful voice.

那筆錢的聲音最美。

Hiya!

你好！

Hiya! Ya!

你好！

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Ta-da!

噠噠！

A gift in your likeness.

禮物是你的模樣。

How you doing over there, Gary?

你在那邊怎麼樣，加里？

Meow.

喵。

Psst, Gary.

Shh, Gary.

Bath delivery.

浴場送貨。

Come back, Gary.

回來，加里。

I have something to share with you.

我有東西要和你分享。

Why, hey there, little fella.

為什麼，嘿，小傢伙。

Is SpongeBob-- I mean, your master, at home?

海綿寶寶... 我是說，你的主人，在家裡嗎？

Perhaps I could come inside for a minute and demonstrate

也許我可以進屋示範一下。

our fine snail products.

我們的精品蝸牛產品。

Shell polish, slime deodorant,

貝殼油，粘液除臭劑。

chew toys-- my leg!

咀嚼玩具 -- 我的腿！

Your friends won't tell you this,

你的朋友不會告訴你這些的

but you could really use the slime deodorant, smelly!

但你真的可以使用粘液除臭劑，臭！。

[phone ringing]

[電話鈴聲]

Squarepants residence.

廣角褲的住所。

What are we gonna do?

我們該怎麼辦？

Hm, have we ever dug a tunnel between our two houses?

哼，我們有沒有在兩棟房子之間挖過隧道？

No.

不知道

You want to play competitive, eh? Observe.

你想玩競技，嗯？觀察。

Uh-huh.

嗯哼

Whirlpool!

渦流！

Reverse whirlpool!

反轉漩渦！

[groaning]

[呻吟]

[screaming]

[尖叫]

[hissing]

[嘶嘶聲]

[humming]

[哼哼]

Gary? Gary?

加里?加里?

Gary? Gary?

加里?加里?

Gary? Gary?

加里?加里?

Gary?

加里?

Gary, where are you? Gary?

加里，你在哪裡？加里？

Oh, there you are.

哦，你在這裡。

Oh, a tea party, cute.

哦，茶會，很可愛。

Whoops, looks like we're out of ice cream.

哎呀，看來我們沒有冰淇淋了。

Guess I'll have to use something else.

看來我得用別的東西了。

A little texture never hurt.

有點質感永遠不會受傷。

There we go.

我們走吧

I'm ugly and I'm proud.

我很醜，我很自豪。

Good, say it louder.

好，說大聲點。

I'm ugly and I'm proud.

我很醜，我很自豪。

- Louder. - I'm ugly and I'm proud!

- 大聲點- 我是醜陋的，我驕傲!

- Louder. - I'm ugly and I'm proud!

- 大聲點- 我是醜陋的，我驕傲!

I'm ugly and I'm proud!

我是醜陋的，我很自豪!

- I'm ugly and I'm proud! - Is that what he calls it?

- 我是醜陋的，我很自豪!- 他是這麼說的嗎？

OK, Gary, get ready. It's almost 8 o'clock.

好了，加里，準備好了。快8點了

Here they come.

他們來了

Hey everybody, thanks for your patience.

大家好，感謝大家的耐心等待。

I know we've gotten off to a rocky start here,

我知道我們的開局很不順利。

so I'm gonna get us back on track.

所以我要讓我們回到正軌。

It is now 8:37, and we all know what that means.

現在是8點37分，我們都知道這意味著什麼。

Time to read aloud from the newspaper comics!

報紙漫畫朗讀時間到了!

- Oh, I couldn't stayed home... - Oh, that sounds like a real thrill.

- 哦，我不能呆在家裡... ...- 哦，這聽起來像一個真正的刺激。

Wait, I can't read from this.

等等，我不能從這裡讀。

[cheering]

[歡呼聲]

This is yesterday's paper.

這是昨天的報紙。

[sighing]

[嘆氣]

[burping]

[打嗝]

[laughing]

[笑]

Hey!

嘿！

Will you two psychopaths keep it down?

你們兩個神經病能不能把它壓下去？

Hi, Squidward. How you doing?

嗨，章魚哥你好嗎？

This pillow is hard as a rock.

這個枕頭硬得像石頭。

Oh, what to do?

哦，怎麼辦？

[meowing]

[喵喵叫]

You're right, Gary. Warm milk puts me right to sleep.

你是對的，加里。溫熱的牛奶能讓我馬上入睡。

Ah. Now that should do the trick.

啊。現在，這應該做的伎倆。