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  • ♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: WELCOME BACK TO

    *********** 斯蒂芬歡迎回到

  • OUR "COLBERT QUESTIONNAIRE"

    我們的 "哥倫比亞調查問卷"

  • EXTRAVAGANZ-ERT.

    EXTRAVAGANZ-ERT.

  • I HOPE YOU'VE BEEN PLAYING ALONG AT HOME TO FIND OUT IF

    我希望你已經在家裡玩了,看看是否有

  • YOU'RE MORE OF A TOM HANKS OR A MERYLL STREEP.

    你更像湯姆-漢克斯或梅里爾-史翠普。

  • AND IF IT TURNS OUT YOU'RE EITHER ONE OF THEM, COME

    如果發現你是他們中的任何一個,來吧。

  • BACK ON MY SHOW!

    回到我的節目!

  • I'M A HUGE FAN.

    我是一個巨大的風扇。

  • NEXT UP: THE ONE, AND PRESUMABLY ONLY, GEORGE CLOONEY.

    下一位: 唯一的,也是最重要的,喬治・克魯尼。

  • GEORGE, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE, ALWAYS A PLEASURE,

    喬治,謝謝你這麼多的光臨, 總是很高興。

  • SECOND TIME I'VE HAD YOU IN SIX YEARS.

    這是我六年來第二次和你在一起了。

  • THE PACE IS REALLY PICKING UP.

    速度真的加快了。

  • I RARELY GET TO TALK WITH YOU.

    我很少和你說話。

  • AND IN TV INTERVIEWS, IT'S SOMETIMES HARD TO GET TO THE

    而在電視採訪中,它有時很難得到的。

  • CORE OF A GUEST IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME.

    核心的客人在很短的時間內。

  • BUT, OBVIOUSLY, THAT'S MY JOB.

    但是,很明顯,這是我的工作。

  • SO WHAT WE'VE DEVISED HERE AT THE SHOW IS A WAY TO GET THE

    所以,我們在展會上制定的是一個讓大家都知道的方法。

  • ESSENCE OF A GUEST IN JUST 15 QUESTIONS.

    客人的本質在短短15個問題中。

  • IT'S CALLED THE "COLBERT QUESTIONNAIRE."

    這就是所謂的 "科爾伯特問卷"。

  • GEORGE CLOONEY, ARE YOU READY TO SIT FOR THE QUESTIONNAIRE?

    GEORGE CLOONEY,你準備好回答問題了嗎?

  • >> I AM, STEPHEN.

    >> 我是,史蒂芬。

  • I'M READY.

    我準備好了。

  • >> Stephen: OKAY, HERE WE GO.

    >> Stephen:好吧,在這裡,我們去。

  • NUMBER ONE, GEORGE CLOONEY WHAT IS THE BEST SANDWICH?

    一號,喬治-克勞尼 什麼是最好的三明治?

  • >> I LIKE A HAM SANDWICH.

    >> 我喜歡吃火腿三文治。

  • >> Stephen: JUST-- JUST HAM?

    >> 史蒂芬:只是--只是火腿?

  • YOU DON'T WANT-- >> OH, YOU MEAN THE WHOLE THING.

    你不想要... ... 哦,你是說整個事情。

  • HAM, LETTUCE, TOMATO, A LITTLE MUSTARD ON IT, A LITTLE TOASTED.

    火腿,生菜,番茄,一點芥末在上面, 一點點烤。

  • MAYBE A POTATO BREAD.

    也許是一個洋芋麵包。

  • >> Stephen: VERY SIMILAR ANSWER TO MR. HANKS.

    >> Stephen:非常相似的答案先生。HANKS。

  • OKAY, WHAT'S THE ONE THING YOU OWN THAT YOU REALLY SHOULD THROW

    好吧,你有什麼東西應該扔掉?

  • OUT?

    OUT?

  • >> UHM...

    >> UHM...

  • MY FLOWBEE, APPARENTLY.

    我的花蜂,顯然。

  • I SHOULD THROW IT OUT.

    我應該把它扔出去。

  • >> Stephen: WUF BEEN DOING YOUR OWN LANDSCAPING?

    >> Stephen:WUF一直在做你自己的土地美化?

  • >> FOR A WHILE NOW.

    >>現在暫時。

  • >> Stephen: WHAT'S THE SCARIEST ANIMAL, GEORGE?

    >> 史蒂芬:什麼是最可怕的動物,喬治?

  • >> SCARIEST ANIMAL.

    >> 最可怕的動物:

  • IN THE SAFARI WORLD, WHICH I DID FINALLY GO ON ONE OF THESE?

    在薩法裡的世界裡,我終於去了其中的一個?

  • THE HIPPO.

    HIPPO:

  • NOBODY-- THE HIPPO IS THE ONE THAT WILL GET YOU.

    沒有人... ... HIPPO是一個會得到你。

  • >> Stephen: YEAH, THAT'S TRUE.

    >> Stephen:是的,這是真的。

  • >> THE HIPPO.

    >> HIPPO。

  • >> Stephen: APPLES OR ORANGES, GEORGE?

    >> 蘋果還是橘子,喬治?

  • >> OH, APPLES.

    >> 哦,蘋果。

  • >> Stephen: OBVIOUSLY, BECAUSE YOU CAN PUT PEANUT BUTTER ON A

    >> Stephen:很明顯,因為你可以把花生醬放上。

  • SLICE OF APPLE.

    蘋果片。

  • >> YOU CAN DO ANYTHING WITH AN APPLE.

    >> 你可以用蘋果做任何事情。

  • YOU CAN MAKE A BONG OUT OF AN APPLE.

    你可以用蘋果做一個棒子。

  • ( LAUGHTER ).

    (笑):

  • >> Stephen: THANK YOU!

    >> Stephen:謝謝你!

  • THANK YOU!

    謝謝你!

  • YOU KNOW-- >> TELL THAT TO YOUR KIDS.

    你知道 -- >> 告訴你的孩子。

  • >> Stephen: I THINK IT'S WAY TOO LATE.

    >> Stephen:我想現在太晚了

  • OKAY, HAVE YOU EVER ASKED SOMEONE FOR THEIR AUTOGRAPH?

    好吧,你有沒有問過別人要他們的自拍照?

  • >> YES.

    >> 是。

  • MANY PEOPLE.

    很多人。

  • I WAS-- GREW UP IN CINCINNATI.

    我是 -- 在辛辛那提長大的。

  • I WAS A HUGE CINCINNATI REDS BASEBALL FAN.

    我曾是辛辛那提紅軍的忠實球迷。

  • I HAVE JOHNNY BENCH'S SIGNATURE.

    我有約翰尼-本奇的簽名。

  • I HAVE JOE MORGAN'S SIGNATURE.

    我有喬-摩根的簽名。

  • I HAVE PETE ROSE'S SIGNATURE ON BASEBALL.

    我在棒球上有佩特-羅斯的簽名。

  • >> Stephen: WOW, WOW.

    >> Stephen:哇哦,哇哦。

  • WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENS WHEN WE DIE, GEORGE?

    你覺得我們死後會發生什麼,喬治?

  • >> I DON'T KNOW.

    >> 我不知道。

  • I WAS ALWAYS, FOR ME, NOT A PARTICULARLY RELIGIOUS GUY.

    對我來說,我一直都不是一個特別有宗教信仰的人。

  • I WAS RAISED CATHOLIC, AS UPPER.

    我是虔誠的天主教徒,作為上等人。

  • AND I-- I EVENTUALLY SORT OF MOVED AWAY FROM THAT FOR ME.

    而我... ... 我最終還是離開了那個對我來說。

  • NOT QUESTIONING OTHER PEOPLE'S RELIGION, JUST QUESTIONIN MY

    不是在質疑別人的宗教信仰,只是在質疑我的宗教信仰。

  • OWN SORT OF BELIEFS.

    自己的某種信念。

  • BUT AS I GET OLDER, I START RENEGOTIATING THINGS A LITTLE

    但隨著年齡的增長,我開始重新考慮一些事情。

  • BIT.

    BIT。

  • AND I... AND YOU START THINKING, WELL, MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING.

    而我...然後你開始想,嗯,也許有什麼東西。

  • ( LAUGHS ) MAYBE THERE'S A-- MAYBE THERE'S

    (笑) 也許有一個 - 也許有一個。

  • A BAR SOMEWHERE WHERE YOU CAN JUST HANG.

    一個可以讓你掛的地方的酒吧。

  • >> Stephen: I LIKE THAT.

    >> Stephen:我喜歡這樣。

  • >> I'M RENEGOTIATING AS A AGE.

    >> 我在重新考慮作為一個行動。

  • >> Stephen: ANOTHER GOOD.

    >> Stephen:另一個好的。

  • FAVORITE ACTION MOVIE.

    最喜歡的動作片。

  • >> FAVORITE ACTION MOVIE.

    >> 最喜歡的動作片:

  • THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.

    這是一個很好的問題。

  • ALL RIGHT, LET ME THINK QUICKLY, WHAT'S ONE I JUST ABSOLUTELY

    好吧,讓我快速思考,什麼是一個我只是絕對的

  • LOVE.

    愛。

  • I STILL DIG "DIEHARD AM SM BRUCE WILLIS WAS SO GREAT IN THAT

    我仍然覺得 "DIEHARD AM SM BRUCE WILLIS在那部電影中表現得很好"。

  • SERIES, THE FIRST ONE IN PARTICULAR.

    系列,特別是第一部。

  • >> Stephen: SIDE QUESTION, NOT ON THE CARD, IS "DIE HARD" A

    >> 史蒂芬: 側面問題,不在卡片上,"DIE HARD "是一個。

  • CHRISTMAS MOVIE?

    CHRISTMAS MOVIE?

  • >> ABSOLUTELY NOT.

    >> 絕對不是。

  • IT IS NOT.

    它不是。

  • >> Stephen: WOW, YOU REALIZE THAT IS A CONTROVERSIAL ANSWER.

    >> Stephen:哇,你意識到這是一個有爭議的答案。

  • >> I KNOW.

    >> 我知道。

  • BUT IT ISN'T.

    但它不是。

  • >> Stephen: IT'S BEEN ESTABLISHED IN THE CANON OF

    >> 斯蒂芬:它已經在《聖典》中確立了。

  • CHRISTMAS MOVIES, "DIE HARD."

    聖誕電影,"死硬"。

  • IF YOU GO TO NETFLIX AND SEARCH "CHRISTMAS MOVIES" I ( BLEEP )

    如果你去NETFLIX和搜索 "聖誕電影",我(BLEEP)。

  • NOT, "DIE HARD" WILL BE ONE OF THE ANSWERS.

    不,"死硬 "將是答案之一。

  • >> CHRISTMAS MOVIES ARE FOR THE FAMILY TO GATHER AROUND AND

    >> CHRISTMAS MOVIE ARE ARE FOR THE FAMILY TO GATHER AROUND AND

  • CELEBRATE BEING TOGETHER AND CELEBRATE LIFE AND, YOU KNOW,

    慶祝團結,慶祝生活,你知道,

  • AND LOVE.

    和愛。

  • "DIE HARD" SAY SPECTACULAR FILM, AS I JUST PICKED IT AS MY ACTION

    "DIE HARD HARD" SAY SPECTACULAR FILM, AS I JUST PICKED IT AS MY ACTION?

  • FILM.

    電影:

  • BUT "IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE" IS YOUR CHRISTMAS MOVIE.

    但 "奇妙的生活 "是你的聖誕電影。

  • >> Stephen: ARE YOU SAYING YOU DON'T WANT TO SIT AROUND WITH

    >> 你是說你不想和我坐在一起嗎?

  • THE WHOLE FAMILY WITH THE KIDS AND GRANDMA AND WATCH HANS

    整個家庭與孩子和奶奶,看漢斯。

  • GRUBER FALL OFF OF NOKATOMI PLAZA?

    格魯伯從NOKATOMI廣場掉下來?

  • >> I'LL TEA YOU WHY.

    >> 我會告訴你為什麼。

  • AND THIS IS AN IMPORTANT THING.

    這是一個重要的事情。

  • GRANDMA IS DEAD.

    祖母死了。

  • >> Stephen: THAT WOULD BE DIFFICULT.

    >> Stephen:這將是困難的。

  • >> MAYBE THAT'S THE AFTERLIFE.

    >> 也許這就是後半生。

  • >> Stephen: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SMELL?

    >> Stephen:你最喜歡的味道是什麼?

  • >> UHM...

    >> UHM...

  • I SUPPOSE WE HAVE-- WHAT'S IT CALLED?

    我想我們有... 叫什麼來著?

  • WE HAVE A FLOWER HERE.

    我們這裡有一朵花。

  • LAVENDER.

    薰衣草:

  • >> Stephen: OKAY.

    >> Stephen:好的

  • >> LAVENDER IS MY FAVORITE SMELL.

    >> 薰衣草是我最喜歡的味道。

  • WE HAVE LAVENDER ALL AROUND THE HOUSE.

    我們家裡到處都是薰衣草。

  • IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.

    難以置信。

  • >> Stephen: SUPPOSE TO BE VERY RELAXING.

    >> 斯蒂芬:應該是很放鬆的。

  • LEAST-FAVORITE SMELL?

    最不喜歡的味道?

  • >> OLD LAVENDER, WHICH WAS THE NAME OF MY FIRST DOG.

    >> 老薰衣草,這是我第一隻狗的名字。

  • LEAST-FAVORITE SMELL.

    最不喜歡的味道:

  • WELL, LOOK, I WILL BE VERY STRAIGHT WITH YOU.

    好吧,聽著,我會非常坦率地跟你說。

  • MY CHILDREN STILL WEAR NAPPIES SOME, NOT ALL THE TIME, NOT

    我的孩子們仍然穿著NAPPIES的一些,不是所有的時間,不是。

  • DURING THE DAY -- >> Stephen: IN AMERICA, WE

    今天 -- >> 斯蒂芬:在美國,我們...

  • CALL THEM DIAPERS.

    叫他們尿布。

  • IN ENGLAND THEY'RE NAPPIES.

    在英國,他們是NAPPIES。

  • YOU NEED TO BE CONSISTENT, GEORGE.

    你需要的是一致的,喬治。

  • >> I'M IN ENGLAND RIGHT NOW.

    >> 我現在在英國。

  • YOU KNOW, WHEN IN ROME.

    你知道,當在羅馬,

  • AND I WILL TELL YOU, ONCE THEY GOT ON TO SOLID FOOD, I DON'T

    我告訴你,一旦他們開始吃固體食物,我就不會再吃了。

  • KNOW WHAT HAPPENS FROM HERE TO HERE, BUT SOMETHING-- I MEAN, IT

    我知道從這裡到這裡發生了什麼,但有些事... 我是說,它... ...

  • WAS SHOCKING, THAT SMELL, YOU KNOW.

    令人震驚,那味道,你知道的。

  • >> Stephen: I KNOW THAT SMELL.

    >> 我知道那種味道。

  • EXERCISE.

    練習:

  • WORTH IT?

    WORTH IT?

  • >> ABSOLUTELY.

    >> 當然。

  • I DO TEFER DAY.

    我做TEFER日。

  • >> Stephen: OKAY.

    >> Stephen:好的

  • FLAT OR SPARKLING?

    平坦的還是閃光的?

  • >> SPARKLING.

    >> 旌旗招展。

  • I LIKE A LITTLE LIFT.

    我喜歡稍微抬一下。

  • >> Stephen: EXACTLY.

    >> Stephen:正是如此。

  • THAT'S THE RIGHT ANSWER.

    這就是正確的答案。

  • MOST-USED APP ON YOUR PHONE.

    您手機上最常用的APP。

  • >> MOST OF THE-USED-- IN L.A., WAZE TO GET AROUND.

    >> 大部分的使用 -- 在洛杉磯, WAZE得到的周圍。

  • >> Stephen: GOOD, OKAY.

    >> Stephen:好的,好的。

  • YOU GET ONE SONG TO LISTEN TO FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, WHAT

    你一生只聽一首歌,什麼?

  • IS IT?

    是嗎?

  • >> UHM, "ALWAYS."

    >> UHM,"總是"。

  • ♪ I'LL BE LOVING YOU ALWAYSWITH A LOVE THAT'S TRUE ALWAYS

    "我會永遠愛你,永遠愛你

  • IT'S A BEAUTIFUL SONG.

    這是一首美麗的歌曲。

  • IT'S MY MOM AND DAD'S LOVE SONG.

    這是我爸媽的愛之歌。

  • >> Stephen: WHAT NUMBER AM I THINKING OF?

    >> Stephen:我想的是什麼數字?

  • >> SEVEN.

    >>七:

  • >> Stephen: NO.

    >> Stephen:編號:

  • DESCRIBE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN FIVE WORDS.

    用五個字來描述你生命的其餘部分。

  • >> CLEANING UP AFTER MY KIDS.

    >> 清理我的孩子們之後。

  • >> Stephen: GEORGE CLOONEY, EVERYBODY.

    >> GEORGE CLOONEY, EVERYBODY.

  • THANK YOU, GEORGE.

    謝謝你,喬治。

  • YOU ARE NOW KNOWN.

    你現在知道了。

  • CONGRATULATIONS.

    祝賀你。

  • >> THANK YOU FOR THAT.

    >> 謝謝你。

  • THANKS AGAIN, GEORGE!

    再次感謝,喬治!

  • WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A PERFORMANCE BY THE MOUNTAIN

    我們很快就會回來,為你帶來一場山中表演。

  • GOATS.

    高手。

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