Hey! Four o'clock!

嘿！四點鐘方向！

Woah! What are you doing?

哇！你在幹嘛？

I wanted to show you a video.

我只是想給你看一個影片。

Why didn't you just text it to me?

你幹嘛不傳給我就好？

We're sitting in the same room...

我們就坐在同一個房間裡...

But you are not sitting, you're doing the opposite of sitting, I don't even remember what you call this.

可是你不是坐著啊，你在做跟坐著完全相反的事...我甚至忘了這動作叫什麼。

Stand ... ing, standing.

站...著，站著！

No, that's not it! Jogging! Uh...

不，才不是勒！ 慢跑！呃...

I'm standing up!

我站著！

Shane, it's 21st century. When are you gonna learn to sit down?

Chen，都已經 21 世紀了，你什麼時候才能學會坐下？

Phew...

呼...

Hey! Is anyone else's Wi-Fi not working?

嘿！你們有誰的網路斷了嗎？

What?

什麼？

It's true! I'm down too!

是真的！我也連不到了！

I feel so alone ... no Instagram, no Snapchat.

我好寂寞...沒有 instagram，也沒有 snapchat。

You okay man? You don't look too good.

你還行嗎？你看起來不太好。

I'm on edge man! Do you know what it feels like to be on edge?

老兄，我超不安的！你知道不安是怎樣的感覺嗎？

What are we gonna do?

我們現在該怎麼辦？

I don't know.

我不知道。

Hey, guys!

嘿，老兄！

Joe? Joe?

Joe？ Joe？

Beautiful day, isn't it?

美好的一天，不是嗎？

Joe, what are you doing outside?

Joe，你在外面幹嘛？

Well, my Internet is not working so I changed my whole outlook on life. I haven't seen sunlight since I got dial-up in '96.

這個嘛...我的網路斷了，而這因此改變了我的人生觀...自從我 1996 年開始撥接上網後就沒看過陽光了。

What it's like, Joe?

Joe，外面感覺如何？

Tell us!

告訴我們！

It's really great, you guys! I highly recommend it.

真的很不錯呢！我強烈推薦。

Don't listen to him, Chester! It isn't safe out there.

Chester，別聽他胡說！外面不安全！

I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna go outside!

我要做！我要出去看看！

Would you listen to yourself?

你知道你在說什麼嗎？

I am! Julian.

我知道！Julian。

For the first time in my life!

這是我此生第一次！

It can't be ... you're jo ...you're jo ...

不可能...你...慢跑... 你在慢跑...

Yes! Julian! I'm jogging! I haven't done this since I signed up for Hotmail.

對！Julian！我在慢跑！自從我註冊 hotmail 後就沒再這麼做了。

You had Hotmail?

你有用 hotmail ?

No.

沒有。

Hey, guys! The Internet is fixed!

欸，大家！網路修好了！