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  • OUR FIRST GUEST IS A HUGELY POPULAR STAND-UP COMEDIAN,

    我們的第一位嘉賓是一位非常受歡迎的喜劇演員。

  • ACTOR, AUTHOR, AND COMMENTATOR ON "CBS SUNDAY MORNING."

    演員,作家,評論員 "CBS週日早晨。"

  • WHAT A JOY TO TALK TO HIM TODAY.

    今天能和他說話真是太高興了。

  • AND WE NEED HIM NOW MORE THAN EVER, PLEASE WELCOME MR. JIM

    我們現在比以往任何時候都更需要他,請歡迎JIM先生。吉姆

  • GAFFIGAN IS ON THE SHOW, JIM T IS NO NICE TO SEE YOU, IT HAS

    GAFFIGAN是在節目中,JIM T是不高興見到你,它已經。

  • BEEN A CRAZY DAY WITH EVERYTHING GOING ON.

    今天是個瘋狂的日子,發生了很多事情。

  • HOW ARE THE GAFFIGANS HOLDING UP?

    GAFFIGANS怎麼樣了?

  • >> OH MY GOSH, YOU KNOW, I DON'T-- YOU KNOW, WE-- I GUESS

    >> 哦,我的天哪,你知道,我不... 你知道,我們... 我猜...

  • WE HAD THESE NAIVE EXPECTATIONS THAT ONCE 2021 WOULD START THAT

    我們有這些天真的期望,一旦2021年將開始。

  • IT WOULD JUST BE ALL, YOU KNOW, GRAVY.

    它只是所有的,你知道,GRAVY。

  • AND LIKE YOU KNOW, CONTEMPLATING WHAT WE ARE GOING TO DO ONCE THE

    就像你知道的那樣,一旦我們要做的事情,我們就會去試探。

  • PANDEMIC IS OVER.

    PANDEMIC是結束了。

  • BUT IT IS GETTING CRAZY AND CRAZY AND TODAY IS JUST ABSURD.

    但它是越來越瘋狂和瘋狂,今天只是荒謬的。

  • IT'S A LEVEL OF ABSURDITY AND LIKE EVERYONE, I WAS WATCHING

    這是一個荒謬的水準,像大家一樣,我在看。

  • SAYING-- THINGS HAPPEN ON THE NEWS.

    說--事情發生在新聞上。

  • AND I WAS READING ALONG ON TWITTER.

    我也在微博上看了。

  • AND WHAT I THOUGHT OF, WAS BECAUSE HERE I AM KIND OF RIDING

    我所想的是,因為我在這裡有點騎著馬

  • OUT THE PANDEMIC WITH MY FIVE CHILDREN.

    與我的五個孩子一起走出了 "潘多拉"。

  • I WAS THINKING HOW AM I GOING TO EXPLAIN THIS TO MY KIDS.

    我在想我該如何向我的孩子們解釋這個問題。

  • OR HOW IS HISTORY GOING TO EXPLAIN IT.

    或者說,歷史要怎麼解釋它。

  • SO MANY PEOPLE WERE DOING SUCH AMAZING COMEN TEAR STUFF ON

    所以很多人都在做這樣一個驚人的COMEN TEAR STUFF上。

  • TWITTER.

    TWITTER:

  • SO I JUST DECIDED TO, I TALKED ABOUT IT FROM A HISTORICAL

    所以我決定,我從歷史的角度來談這個問題。

  • PERSPECTIVE, KIND OF LIKE YOU KNOW IN MY MIND, WE'VE ALL

    觀點,有點像你知道在我看來,我們都已經

  • WALKED THIS SLOW BUILD OF THIS CHAOS, YOU KNOW, AND SO WHAT

    走過了這個緩慢的建設 這個混亂,你知道,所以什麼

  • CAME TO MIND WAS THIS IDEA.

    我想到的是這個想法。

  • AND THEN THE TRUMP SUPPORTERS STORMED THE CAPITOL BUILDING,

    然後特朗普的支持者們就衝進了國會大廈。

  • AND THE REPUBLICANS STILL DID NOTHING.

    而共和黨仍然沒有任何行動。

  • DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

    你知道我的意思嗎?

  • IT'S JUST THIS WEIRD THING.

    這只是這個奇怪的事情。

  • YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT, EVEN WHEN YOU DID MAYBE I'M

    你知道,當你想起來,甚至當你做了,也許我是...

  • AMAZED, I MEAN THATS WITH A LIFETIME AGO, YOU KNOW WHAT I

    驚訝,我的意思是,這是與一生前,你知道我

  • MEAN.

    意思是:

  • >> IT WAS A DECADE AGO.

    >> 這已經是十年前的事了。

  • YOU ARE RIGHT, BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE THERE HAVE BEEN SO MANY

    你是對的,因為我覺得已經有很多人了

  • INSTANCES OVER THE PAST, CERTAINLY 12 MONTHS.

    在過去的12個月內,

  • ACTUALLY FOUR YEARS, REALLY, WHERE I'VE HAD THE FEELING OR I

    事實上,四年來,真的,在那裡我已經有了這種感覺,或我

  • HAVE HAD THE CONVERSATION WITH MY LIFE, HOW DO WE EXPLAIN THIS

    已有的對話與我的生活,我們如何解釋這個

  • TO THE KIDS.

    給孩子們:

  • BECAUSE THEY'LL SEE SOMETHING GOING ON.

    因為他們會看到一些事情發生。

  • AND I THINK THAT'S QUITE AN INTERESTING WAY TO DO IT REALLY

    我覺得這是很有趣的方式來做它真的

  • IS TO THINK ABOUT IT AS BEING IN THE PAST.

    就是把它想成是過去的事。

  • AND THEN THIS HAPPENS, DO YOU KNOW, WHICH IS HOW YOU EXPLAIN

    然後這種情況發生了,你知道嗎,這就是你解釋的方式

  • TERRIBLE ATROCITIES THROUGHOUT HISTORY TO CHILDREN.

    歷史上對兒童的可怕暴行。

  • AND.

    和:

  • >> YEAH, SO I DID, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU WANT ME TO READ THESE, IT

    >> 是的,所以我做了,我不知道如果你想讓我讀這些,它。

  • IS FUNNY BECAUSE I WAS, YOU KNOW, BEFORE THIS I HAD DINNER

    是有趣的,因為我是,你知道,在這之前,我吃過晚飯。

  • WITH MY KIDS AND I ENDED UP READING THEM TO THEM.

    和我的孩子們一起,我最終還是把它們讀給他們聽。

  • BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY, WE'RE ALL KIND OF GOING THROUGH THIS.

    因為很明顯,我們都有點 經歷過這個。

  • AND WHATEVER -- HOWEVER WE DIGEST THIS OR THE LEVEL OF CAR

    無論我們如何消化這一點或汽車的水準。

  • THAR SIS WE CAN GRASP ON TO IS WHAT WE ARE HOLDING ON TO.

    我們所能抓住的就是我們所堅持的。

  • AND THEN THE TRUMP SUPPORTERS STORMED THE CAPITOL AND THE

    然後,特朗普的支持者衝擊了國會和議會。

  • REPUBLICAN PARTY STILL DID NOTHING.

    共和黨還是什麼都沒做。

  • AND THEN SOMEONE COMMENTED THEN WHAT HAPPENED, DADDY.

    然後有人評論說,然後發生了什麼,爸爸。

  • THIS GUY JOE REYNOLDS, THEN WHAT HAPPENS, AND SO THEN I JUST KIND

    這傢伙喬-雷諾茲,然後發生了什麼事,所以,然後我只是有點。

  • OF PLAYED OFF IT.

    的發揮了它。

  • THEN WHAT HAPPENED, DADDY, WELL, THEN TRAITORRIST COWARDLY

    然後發生了什麼,爸爸,好吧,然後TraITORRIST懦弱。

  • REPUBLICAN PRAISED THAT PEOPLE WOULD FORGET ABOUT THEIR

    共和黨人稱讚人們會忘記自己的名字。

  • SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR, DADDY, DID PEOPLE FORGET THAT REPUBLICANS

    SEDITIOUS行為,爸爸,人們是否忘記了,共和黨人

  • CAVED TO EVERYTHING TRUMP WANTED?

    向川普想要的一切屈服了?

  • OUT OF FEAR OF FACING A PRIMARY CHALLENGE?

    因為害怕面對首要挑戰?

  • WELL, SON, THAT IS WHY WE TELL THIS STORY.

    好了,兒子,這就是為什麼我們講這個故事。

  • SO PEOPLE KNOW THE REPUBLICAN PARTY WAS REBRANDED.

    所以人們知道共和黨被改組了。

  • THEY HAVE TO BE.

    他們必須是。

  • DADDY, WHAT IS REBRANDED.

    爸爸,什麼是重塑。

  • >> IT IS WHEN A PRODUCT OR IN THIS CASE A POLITICAL PARTY IS

    >> 它是當一個產品或在本案中,一個政治黨派是。

  • SO TOXIC THAT THEY MUST HIDE WHO THEY ARE.

    如此有毒,他們必須隱藏自己的身份。

  • WOW, THOSE REPUBLICANS WERE COWARDLY, DADDY.

    哇,那些共和黨人是懦弱的,爸爸。

  • >> YES, SON, THEY WERE, AND THEY STILL ARE, BUT THEY WERE ALSO

    >> 是的,兒子,他們曾經是,現在也是,但他們也是。

  • WILDLY AMBITIOUS, TED CRUZ, MARCO RUBIO AND JOSH HAWLEY ALL

    WILDLY AMBITIOUS, TED CRUZ, MARCO RUBIO 和 JOSH HAWLEY ALL

  • KNEW BETTER, BUT THEY WERE CONSUMED WITH AMBITION.

    知道更好的,但他們都是被安眠藥迷住了。

  • AND AMBITION FOR WHAT, DADDY, TO BE PRESIDENT.

    以及對什麼的渴望,爸爸,成為總統。

  • THAT'S RIGHT, SON, THEY WANTED TO TAKE OVER THE REPUBLICAN

    是的,兒子,他們想接管共和國

  • PARTY WHEN TRUMP WENT TO JAIL.

    特朗普入獄時的聚會。

  • OR THEY WANTED TO BE A BIG JOB ON FOX NEWS.

    或者他們想成為福克斯新聞的一個大工作。

  • >> DADDY, WHAT WAS FOX NEWS, WAS THAT A NETWORK.

    >> 爸爸,什麼是福克斯新聞, 是一個網絡。

  • >> WELL, FOX NEWS WAS THE PROPAGANDA ARM OF THE REPUBLICAN

    >> 好吧,福克斯新聞是共和黨的宣傳臂。

  • PARTY FILLED WITH CRAZY MEN AND MOSTLY BLOND WOMEN.

    派對上充滿了瘋狂的男人和莫名其妙的金髮女郎。

  • >> DADDY S THAT WHY PEOPLE MAKE DUMB BLOND JOKES.

    >> DADDY'S that why people make dumb BLOND JOKES。

  • >> HA HA HA, NOT ALL BLOBDS ARE.

    >> 哈哈哈,不是所有的球體都是。

  • >> I USED TO HAVE BLOND HAIR.

    >> 我以前是金髮的。

  • >> YOU HAD HAIR WHEN TRUMP WAS PRESIDENT.

    >> 特朗普當總統的時候,你也有頭髮。

  • >> A LITTLES WITH AND IT GOES ON AND ON.

    >> A LITTLES WITH AND IT GOES ON AND ON。

  • AND IT'S JUST, IT WAS SOMETHING THAT WAS CATH ARTHIC TO KIND OF

    它只是,它是一些東西,是卡塔赫-阿瑟的那種。

  • DIGEST THIS CHAOS BECAUSE WE ALL HAVE KNOWN ALL THESE-- IT IS SO

    把這些混亂消化掉,因為我們都知道這些... ... 這是如此的

  • WEIRD TO WITNESS THIS, AND SEE IT HAPPEN AND SEE THESE PEOPLE

    詭異的見證這一點,並看到它的發生,並看到這些人。

  • THAT ARE SUPPOSED TO KEEP HIM IN CHECK NOT DO IT OUT OF WHAT I

    他們應該保持他的檢查,而不是做出來的東西,我。

  • BELIEVE IS FEAR.

    相信就是恐懼。

  • AND IT IS JUST, IN THE END YOU HAVE TO HAVE SOME PRINCIPLES.

    只是,到最後你必須要有一些原則。

  • >> James: WHAT IS STRANGE, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT KIND

    >> 詹姆斯。什麼是奇怪的,我不知道你的,但有點。

  • OF IN THE SORT OF MAYBE MONTH LEADING UP TO THE ELECTION, I

    在某種程度上,也許在選舉前的一個星期,我...

  • FIND MYSELF HAVING CONVERSATIONS WITH PEOPLE AND THEY SAY THINGS

    發現自己與人對話,而他們卻說了一些話。

  • LIKE IT'S GOING TO GET REALLY UGLY.

    好像要變得非常醜陋。

  • YOU WATCH, IT'S GOING TO GET REALLY UGLY.

    你看,這將會變得非常難看。

  • THERE'S GOING TO BE SOME REAL CIVIL UNREST.

    將會有一些真正的公民騷亂。

  • AND THEN THE ELECTION HAPPENED AND OBVIOUSLY IT TOOK LONGER

    然後選舉就開始了,而且很明顯花了很久時間

  • THAN PERHAPS PEOPLE THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO.

    比人們想象的要好。

  • AND BY THE SUNDAY WHEN BIDEN WAS ANNOUNCED, IS IT GOING TO, IT

    而到了週日,當比登宣佈,它是要,它。

  • SORT OF DIDN'T.

    某種程度上沒有。

  • AND THEN NOW WITH THE RUNOFF IN GEORGIA, SEEING WHAT HAS

    現在隨著喬治亞州的競選,看到了什麼是

  • HAPPENED TODAY, PART OF ME FEELS LIKE, WELL, WHO COULD HAVE

    今天發生的事情,我的一部分感覺,嗯,誰能有。

  • PREDICTED THIS, OH, THAT'S RIGHT, EVERYONE.

    預測到這一點, 哦,這是正確的,每個人。

  • LIKE WE KNEW THAT IT WAS-- IT WAS COMING AT SOME POINT.

    就像我們知道它是... ... 它是在某一時刻到來的。

  • IT WOULD JUST SORT OF BUBBLE UP IN THAT WAY, YOU KNOW.

    它只是有點冒泡的方式,你知道的。

  • >> WELL, I THINK IT'S INCREDIBLE BECAUSE I'M NOT A POLITICIAN, I

    >> 好吧,我認為這是不可思議的,因為我不是一個政治家,我。

  • USED TO DO STANDUP COMEDY, I WOULD LIKE TO RETURN TO IT

    我曾經做的STANDUP喜劇,我想回到它

  • EVENTUALLY ONE DAY, I LIKE TO ACT.

    偶然有一天,我喜歡行動。

  • BUT THE THING IS, THE REASON I'M NOT A POLITICIAN IS BECAUSE I AM

    但問題是,我之所以不是政治家,是因為我是...

  • A COWARD.

    一個懦夫。

  • THE REASON I RESPECT THE MILITARY IS BECAUSE OF THEIR

    我尊重軍隊的原因是由於他們的。

  • BRAVERY.

    膽大包天。

  • AND THE POLITICIANS ARE SUPPOSED TO STAND UP FOR THE PRINCIPLES

    而政治家則應該站在原則的立場上。

  • THAT THEY BELIEVE IN.

    他們相信的。

  • THEY WANTED TO SERVE THE GREATER GOOD.

    他們想為更大的利益服務。

  • AND SO I AM NOT SAYING THAT POLITICIANS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE

    所以,我並不是說政治家應該成為

  • PERFECT BUT LIKE AT LEAST DO SOME OF IT.

    完美的,但至少要做一些。

  • YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE I UNDERSTAND THAT THESE PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO

    你知道嗎,就像我明白這些人不願意一樣

  • BE PRIMARIED OR THEY WANT TO BE ABLE TO GO TO THEIR COUNTRY CLUB

    是初等教育,還是他們想能夠去他們的國傢俱樂部。

  • AND NOT BE HARASSED.

    而不是被騷擾。

  • BUT LIKE YOU GOT TO DO YOUR JOSH.

    但像你必須做你的喬希。

  • YOU GOT TO DO YOUR JOB.

    你必須做你的工作。

  • IT'S LIKE ALL THESE PEOPLE THAT ARE PROTESTING, I DON'T

    就像這些正在抗議的人一樣,我不知道。

  • NECESSARILY BLAME THEM.

    必然要責備他們。

  • I BLAME THE INABILITY OF PEOPLE JUST TO STAND UP TO WHAT WE KNOW

    我責怪人們不能站出來面對我們所知道的事情。

  • IS A BULLY.

    是一個惡霸。

  • AND IT IS WEIRD, AS A PARENT AND BEING TRAPPED WITH MY FAMILY FOR

    它是怪異的,作為一個父母和被蹂躪 與我的家人,為

  • TEN MONTHS, IT ONLY HEIGHTENS THE RESPONSIBILITY.

    十個月,只會加重責任。

  • IT'S LIKE OUR KIDS ARE WATCHING.

    就像我們的孩子在看。

  • IT'S LIKE, IT'S NOT AS IF HISTORY IS NOT GOING TO REVEAL

    這就像,它不是像歷史不會揭示

  • THAT TRUMP WAS WILDLY CORRUPT, THAT THESE REPUBLICANS THAT

    特朗普是一個瘋狂的腐敗,這些共和黨人,

  • WHATEVER, THAT MITCH MCCONNELL SPEECH WAS THE RIGHT THING TO

    什麼,那米奇-麥康納爾的演講是正確的,是

  • DO, THAT IT WAS RIGHT FOR ROMNEY TO STAND UP AND SAY WHAT HE SAID

    做,這是正確的 羅姆尼站起來,並說出他說的話。

  • IT IS LIKE HISTORY IS GOING TO SHOW THIS.

    這就像歷史將顯示這一點。

  • SO ARE YOU DOING IT SO YOU CAN ENJOY YOUR APPETIZER AT A

    你這樣做是為了讓你能享受你的胃口嗎?

  • COUNTRY CLUB?

    鄉村俱樂部?

  • IT IS LIKE HOW SHORT SIGHTED CAN YOU BE.

    這就像你能有多短視。

  • ANYWAY, THAT IS WHY I AM RUNNING FOR SENATOR.

    總之,這就是我競選參議員的原因。

  • NO, I'M NOT.

    不,我不是。

  • I DON'T WANT TO BE A POLITICIAN.

    我不想成為一個政治家。

  • IT IS WEIRD BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE YOU AND I, NOT ONLY ARE WE, YOU

    這是奇怪的,因為我覺得像你和我,不僅是我們,你。

  • KNOW, WE'RE KIND OF LIKE YOUR BRITISH VERSION OF ME AND--

    知道嗎,我們有點像你的英國版的我和 --

  • THERE IS PART OF ME THAT I FEEL THERE IS A CERTAIN, I DON'T

    我覺得我的一部分,我覺得有一個確定的,我不知道。

  • WANT TO YOU KNOW LIKE-- I LIKE OBSERVING POLITICS.

    因為你知道喜歡 -- 我喜歡觀察政治。

  • I DON'T WANT TO BE INVOLVED.

    我不想被捲入其中。

  • I AM A FAN OF DEMOCRACY, I'M A FAN OF PEOPLE THAT SERVE,

    我是民主的粉絲,我是服務對象的粉絲。

  • PEOPLE, THE MILITARY, THESE POLITICAL LEADERS THAT GIVE

    人民,軍隊,這些政治領袖,給了。

  • THEIR LIVES TO SERVE THEIR COMMUNITY.

    他們的生活服務於他們的社區。

  • I HAVE RESPECT FOR THAT BUT I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT.

    我很尊重你,但我不想這樣做。

  • I WANT THE NEWS TO BE BORING AGAIN.

    我想讓新聞再無聊一點。

  • AND IT IS ALMOST AS IF, AND I'M SPEAKING TO YOU, IT IS LIKE WE

    這就好像,我跟你說,就好像我們...

  • KEEP GETTING DRAGGED INTO THIS.

    繼續被拖進這個。

  • STAND NOT KIND OF IN MY PERSONALITY,.

    站在我的角度看,不像是在我的個性,。

  • >> James: NOT IN ANYWAY.

    >> 詹姆斯。不在任何時候。

  • THAT IS HOW I FEEL ALL THE TIME.

    這就是我一直以來的感受。

  • I MEAN LOOK, WE'RE DOING THIS SHOW IN MY GARAGE BECAUSE OF AN

    我的意思是,我們在我的車庫裡做這個節目,因為一個

  • ABSOLUTE LACK OF LEADERSHIP AND CLEAR MESSAGING, THAT IS WHAT IT

    完全缺乏領導力和明確的資訊,這就是它的意義。

  • IS DOWN TO.

    是下降到。

  • ALL OF IT.

    所有的東西。

  • YOU WOULD THINK, YOU WOULD THINK THAT, IT WAS INTERESTING YOU

    你會覺得,你會覺得,你很感興趣。

  • SAYING THAT, ABOUT THE MITCH MCCONNELL, THE RUBIO, THE TED

    說到這裡,關於MITCH MCCONNELL,RUBIO,TED

  • CRUZS.

    CRUZS.

  • YOU WOULD THINK THAT THEY WOULD LOOK AT, YOU KNOW, SOMEONE LIKE

    你會覺得他們會看上,你知道,像這樣的人。

  • STACEY ABRAMS AND WHAT SHE HAS MANAGED TO DO.

    STACEY ABRAMS和她所做的事情。

  • AND THE VOLUME OF SUSPECT THAT IS COMING HER WAY AND RIGHTLY

    和大量的嫌疑人,正向她走來,正確地。

  • SO.

    所以。

  • AND SHOULD CONTINUE TO DO SO BECAUSE OF DECADES FOR WHAT SHE

    並應繼續這樣做,因為幾十年來,她

  • HAS DONE FOR, YOU KNOW, ON THE GROUND, GROUND ROOTS POLITICS.

    它為,你知道,在地面上,基層政治。

  • YOU WOULD THINK IN A WAY THEY WOULD LOOK AND GO OH, I

    你會認為在他們看來,他們會去的方式,哦,我。

  • SHOULD-- I SHOULD BE MORE LIKE THAT, THAT-- I SHOULD HAVE-- I

    我應該... 我應該更像那樣,我應該... 我應該...

  • SHOULD STAND FOR SOMETHING.

    應該代表一些東西。

  • >> RIGHT?

    >> 對嗎?

  • IT'S-- FOR ME IT'S JUST MADNESS BECAUSE I DON'T BELIEVE THE 74

    對我來說,這只是瘋狂的,因為我不相信74年的事。

  • MILLION PEOPLE THAT VOTED FOR TRUMP, I DON'T THINK THEY WANTED

    投票給特朗普的幾百萬人,我認為他們並不願意

  • THIS.

    這。

  • THEY DIDN'T WANT PEOPLE STORMING THE CAPITOL.

    他們不希望人們衝擊首都。

  • BUT THEY WERE PRESENTED WITH A DECISION AND THEY CHOSE WHAT

    但他們被要求做出決定,他們選擇了什麼?

  • THEY THOUGHT WAS THE LESSER OF TWO EVILS.

    他們認為是兩害相權取其輕。

  • I DISAGREE COMPLETELY.

    我完全不同意。

  • BUT IT'S JUST LIKE, YOU KNOW, IT BOTHERS ME, IT KIND OF LIKE,

    但它只是喜歡,你知道, 它困擾著我,它有點像,

  • DURING THIS PANDEMIC I HAVE HAD TO BECOME THIS MORNING PERSON

    在這段時間裡,我不得不成為這個早晨的人。

  • WHERE I HAVE TO WAKE EVERYONE UP.

    在那裡我必須叫醒大家。

  • I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT BUT THAT'S MY RESPONSIBILITY AS A

    我不想這樣做,但這是我作為一個人的責任。

  • PARENT.

    家長:

  • AND THE FACT THAT LIKE YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANT THIS, USE MY SOCIAL

    和事實,像你知道,我不希望這樣,使用我的社交。

  • MEDIA TO KIND OF TAKE THESE SWIPES AT THESE COWARDS.

    媒體要採取這些抽打這些金光黨。

  • I WANT TO DO FOOD JOKES.

    我想做食品笑話。

  • I WANT TO, YOU KNOW, TALK ABOUT BEING LAZY.

    我想,你知道,談談懶惰的問題。

  • I WANT TO ROMANT SIZE THE DORM ANSI OF WHAT I ASPIRE TO.

    我想ROMANT大小的宿舍ANSI的我渴望的東西。

  • BUT IF NO ONE ELSE IS GOING TO DO IT, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN,

    但如果沒有人去做,你知道我的意思。

  • IT'S STRANGE.

    這很奇怪。

  • YOU KNOW, THIS WHOLE PANDEMIC HAS CHANGED ME COMPLETELY.

    你知道嗎,這整個的PANDEMIC已經完全改變了我。

  • I AM SOMEBODY WHO RAILS AGAINST VEGETABLES AND THEN DURING THE

    我是一些人誰軌反對蔬菜,然後在該

  • PANDEMIC I GREW A GARDEN.

    PANDEMIC I GREW A GARDEN.

  • I AM SOMEBODY WHO CRITICIZED AND MADE FUN OF HIKING BUT DURING

    我是一個人誰責備和樂趣的徒步旅行,但期間

  • THE PANDEMIC IT IS THE MOST SAFE FORM OF EXERCISE OUTSIDE YOU CAN

    PANDEMIC是最安全的戶外運動方式,你可以

  • DO.

    DO:

  • AND YOU CAN DO IT WITH YOUR KIDS.

    而且你可以和你的孩子一起做。

  • AND YOU KNOW IT'S LIKE I DID FIVE MINUTES ON WINTER

    你知道,這就像我做了5分鐘的冬天

  • ACTIVITIES AND HOW RIDICULOUS THEY ARE AND MADE FUN OF

    活動以及它們是如何可笑和被取笑的。

  • CANADIANS FOR HAVING OUTDOOR FESTIVALS.

    加拿大人舉辦戶外節慶活動。

  • AND YOU KNOW, IN EARLY DECEMBER I BOUGHT A PAIR OF CROSS COUNTRY

    你知道嗎,十二月初,我買了一雙越野鞋。

  • SKIS BECAUSE I AM ESSENTIALLY, I'M DISMANTLING MY WHOLE ACT.

    滑雪板因為我是本質上的,我在解除我的全部行為。

  • >> James: HANG ON, WHY WOULD YOU BUY CROSS COUNTRY SKIS.

    >> 詹姆斯。等等,你為什麼要買越野滑雪板。

  • >> BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN WAITING OUT THIS PANDEMIC WITH MY

    >> 因為我一直在等著與我的PANDEMIC出來

  • FAMILY.

    家庭:

  • AND TO GET OUT AND TO HAVE SOME KIND OF, SOME TIME ALONE.

    並走出,並有某種形式的, 孤獨的時間。

  • IT'S JUST SOMETHING THAT IT IS STRANGE.

    這只是一些事情,它是奇怪的。

  • AND THERE IS SOMETHING PEACEFUL ABOUT IT, HAVE I ONLY DONE IT

    這有種和平的感覺,我是不是隻做了一次?

  • TWICE.

    兩次。

  • I DID IT AS A TEENAGER AND DES PIESED IT.

    我十幾歲的時候也做過,而且還被人嘲笑過。

  • BUT LIKE I DON'T KNOW, THIS IS, LIKE IF THIS PANDEMIC GOES ON

    但就像我不知道,這是,就像如果這個PANDEMIC繼續。

  • FOR ANOTHER THREE MONTHS I WILL PROBABLY BE A VEGETARIAN.

    再過三個月,我可能會成為一個素食主義者。

  • I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN.

    我不知道會發生什麼。

  • >> James: BUT THE CROSS COUNTRY SKIING MAKES NO SENSE TO

    >> 詹姆斯。但越野滑雪對我來說毫無意義。

  • ME.

    我。

  • BECAUSE IT FEELS LIKE IT'S SLOWER THAN WALKING.

    因為感覺比走路還慢。

  • I FEEL LIKE THE SKIS DOWN HILL I UNDERSTAND.

    我覺得像滑雪板下山我明白了。

  • SOMEONE AT ONE POINT WENT WE NEED TO GET DOWN THERE FAST.

    有人在一個點上走了... ...我們得快點下去。

  • >> WELL, IF WE SLIDE DOWN ON THESE IT WILL BE FASTER.

    >> 好吧,如果我們在這些上滑下來,就會更快。

  • BUT KRS COUNTRY SKIS IT JUST SEEMS TO ME TO JUST BE GOING-- ,

    但KRS鄉村滑雪板在我看來只是在走... ..,

  • IS EXHAUSTING.

    是令人氣憤的。

  • >> IT IS THE ELLIPTICAL T IS THE NORDIC TRACK, THAT IS WHAT CROSS

    >> 它是ELLIPTICAL T是NORDIC TRACK,那是什麼十字架。

  • COUNTRY SKIING IS, BUT THERE IS SOMETHING KIND OF PEACEFUL AND

    鄉村滑雪是,但有一種和平和

  • YOU KNOW, DURING THE PANDEMIC, YOU KNOW, I NORMALLY TRAVEL

    你知道嗎,在泛濫期間,你知道嗎,我通常旅行

  • CONSTANTLY.

    一直以來。

  • I'M NORMALLY GOING OUT TO DINNER AFTER A SHOW, THAT IS MY BIG

    我通常會在演出結束後出去吃飯,這是我的大忌。

  • REWARD, EATING 10,000 CALORIES.

    獎勵,吃10000卡路里。

  • AND SO I HAVE BEEN KIND OF HEALTHY.

    所以我一直都挺健康的。

  • AND SO CROSS COUNTRY SKIING IS A GREAT FORM OF EXERCISE.

    所以越野滑雪是一種很好的運動方式。

  • OF COURSE THE SNOW ALL MELTED SO YOU KNOW, WE HAVEN'T HAD THAT

    當然,雪都融化了,所以你知道,我們還沒有這樣做。

  • MUCH OPPORTUNITY FOR IT BUT IT IS A GOOD FORM OF EXERCISE TOO.

    機會很多,但這也是一種很好的鍛鍊方式。

  • BUT I'M LOSING MY MIND.

    但我失去了我的心。

  • >> James: IT GETS YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE, BECAUSE YOU LIKE I, I

    >> James:它能讓你離開房子,因為你喜歡我,我。

  • HAVE THREE CHILDREN, YOU HAVE FIVE CHILDREN, HOW IS THAT WITH

    你有三個孩子,你有五個孩子,怎麼會這樣?

  • THE ONLINE SCHOOLING?

    THE ONLINE SCHOOLING?

  • HOW IS THAT GOING IN YOUR HOUSE.

    你家裡的情況怎麼樣?

  • >> WE'RE DONE WITH CHRISTMAS BREAK.

    >> 我們已經完成了聖誕假期。

  • AND WE'RE DOING DISTANCE LEARNING BECAUSE WE WANTED IT TO

    我們做遠距離學習是因為我們想讓它變得更好

  • BE AS HARD AS POSSIBLE.

    要儘可能的硬。

  • AND ALSO MY WIFE IS HIGH RISK.

    還有我的妻子是高風險。

  • AND AS SHE DESCRIBES IT, I'M A FAT OLD GUY, SO I AM HIGH RISK

    就像她描述的那樣,我是個胖老頭,所以我很有風險。