And another one of my favorite things to do is to make David Beckham take his shirt off.

另一個我喜歡做的事就是叫貝克漢脫上衣

I combined those two things when we had a masseuse come to give David a massage,

當我們請按摩師幫貝克漢按摩時 我便將這兩件事合在一起

and she had no idea that I was telling him what to say the entire time.

整段時間 那位按摩師都不知道是我在告訴貝克漢該說什麼

David Beckham is here. He's asked to try the IFB segment like we've done with Dennis Quaid before.

貝克漢今天在節目上 他被要求玩我們曾經叫Dennis Quaid玩的IFB遊戲單元

And he is outside of a dressing room where this poor unsuspecting masseuse is waiting to give someone a massage.

他現在正在一間化妝室外面 裡面一位沒有疑心的可憐按摩師正在等著幫一個人按摩

She has no idea who.

她不知道是誰

(To Beckham) Walk on in the door and say "Hello, nice to meet you".

(對著貝克漢) 走進門 然後說「你好 高興認識你」

Hello, nice to meet you!

你好 高興認識你

Semone.

我是西蒙

I'm David.

我是貝克漢

David, nice to meet you.

貝克漢 很高興認識你

You know who I am, right?

你知道我是誰對吧?

You know who I am, right?

你知道我是誰對吧?

David Beckham.

大衛·貝克漢

Yes!

是的

OK, right now I don't want to be David Beckham. I want to relax.

好的 那現在我不想當貝克漢 我想要放鬆

- Right now I don't want to be David Beckham. I want to just relax. - Sure! Sure!

- 現在我不想當貝克漢 我想要放鬆 - 好的！好的！

Can you call me Ricky?

你可以叫我瑞奇嗎?

-Can you call me Ricky? -Yes!

- 你可以叫我瑞奇嗎? - 好的！

- Perfect! - Great!

- 太完美了！ - 太好了！

So, Ricky, I don't know much about what you want for me to......

- 所以呀 瑞奇 我不太知道你希望我幫你............

Can you just be quiet just for one second?

你可以稍微安靜一秒嗎？

Can you just be quiet for one second?

你可以就稍微安靜一秒嗎？

Sure, yes!

沒問題 好的！

Let's just join our energy. Can I just put my hands on your shoulder, and you put your hands on my shoulder?

讓我們融通能量吧！ 我可以把手放在你的肩膀上 然後你把手放在我的肩膀上嗎？

Can we just join our energy?

我們可以就融通能量嗎？

If I should put my hands on your shoulders, and you put yours on my shoulders?

我可以將手放在你的肩膀上 然後你的放在我的肩膀上嗎？

Let's just join energy, and do some cleansing breaths.

讓我們融通能量 然後做作一些清淨深呼吸

Let's just join energy, and do some cleansing breaths.

讓我們融通能量 然後做作一些清淨深呼吸

Haaa~~~~~~~~

喝~~

Haaa~~~~

喝~~

Haaa~~~~~~

喝~~

Haaa~~~~

喝~~

Haa~~oo~~~

喝嗚~~

Haa~~oo~~~~

喝嗚~~

Okay, I'm ready.

好了 我準備好了

Okay, I'm ready.

好了 我準備好了

Do you mind if I take my shirt off?

我介意我脫上衣嗎？

Do you mind if I take my shirt off?

我介意我脫上衣嗎？

Oh, no no no.

喔 不會不會！

Okay, okay.

好的好的

Can you try not to use your thumbs?

你可以不要用拇指嗎？

Could you try not to use your thumbs?

你可以不要用拇指嗎？

You like more like elbows, or.....

你是希望我多用手肘或........

No, just fingers, no thumbs.

不 就手指 不要拇指

No, just fingers, no thumbs.

不 就手指 不要拇指

Oh, just fingers.

喔 就手指呀

Just fingers, just no thumbs.

就手指！ 就是不要拇指！

Oh.

喔

I really don't like thumbs.

我真的很討厭拇指

And, um, would you like......

阿 痾 你會想要.......

NO!

不要！！

NO!

不要！！

Just start with your index fingers.

就從你的食指開始

Just start with your index fingers, please.

就從你的食指開始 謝謝

Just the two index fingers

就那兩隻食指

Just the two index fingers is perfect.

那兩隻食指就完美了

Oh.

喔

Two index fingers.

兩隻食指

That's too hard.

你下手太重了

That's too hard, aah.....

你下手太重了 啊！！

Just gentle, just gentle.

輕輕的就好 輕輕的就好

Just gentle, really gentle.

輕輕的就好 很輕很輕

Did I feel a thumb?

我剛才有感受到拇指嗎？

Did I feel a thumb?

我剛才有感受到拇指嗎？

- No, no. - Are you sure?

- 沒有沒有 - 你確定嗎？

No thumb, no thumb.

不要拇指 不要拇指

No thumb, no thumb.

不要拇指 不要拇指

No thumbs, it's just.....

沒有拇指 那只是.......

No thumbs, it's just......

沒有拇指 那只是.......

Sometimes it's so hard to be pretty.

有時候 人要保持俊美真是辛苦

Sometimes it's just so hard to be pretty.

有時候 人要保持俊美真是辛苦

Can you just hum near the muscle your touching, just hum?

你可以在觸摸的肌肉附近哼歌嗎？ 就哼歌！

The muscle you're touching, can you just hum?

你現在觸摸的肌肉 你可以哼歌嗎？

Uh.....

嗯....

Yeah, just hum, just hmmmm......

對 就哼歌 像hmmmm......

Anything.

哼什麼都可以

Actually, maybe a song.

事實上 或許可以是一首歌

What's your favorite song?

你最喜歡什麼歌？

Ahm..........

啊！！

I can sing Happy Birthday.

我可以唱「生日快樂」

I like Happy Birthday.

我喜歡「生日快樂」

Uh, humming or singing?

痾 用哼的還唱的？

No, humming! Right near the muscle.

不 就用哼的！ 就在肌肉附近

As close to the muscle as possible.

越靠進肌肉越好

Start singing with her! Start singing with her!

跟著她唱！ 跟著她唱！

Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday.......

祝你生日快樂 祝你.......

Sing really loud! Sing really loud.

唱很大聲！ 唱很大聲！

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

祝你生日快樂

To Ricky! To Ricky!

祝瑞奇！ 祝瑞奇！

to Ricky, Ricky.....

祝瑞奇生日快樂

Happy Birthday to you.

祝你生日快樂

Did I just feel a thumb?

我剛剛感受到的是拇指嗎？

Did I just feel a thumb?

我剛剛感受到的是拇指嗎？

No you didn't, actually!

不 事實上 你沒有的

I smell Cheetos.

我聞到奇多的味道 (奇多：起司玉米薯片)

(Sniffing) Do I smell Cheetos?

(嗅) 我是聞到奇多的味道嗎？

In a good way, I smell Cheetos.

是一種好的感覺 我聞到奇多

No, no, in a good way, not a bad way, in a good way.

不不 是一種好的方式 不是壞的 是好的

I love them.

我愛死它們了

There're some chips over there, but I don't think they're open.

那裏有一些薯片 但我想它們還沒開

You know what else is over there, Semone.

你知道那裏還有什麼嗎 西蒙？

You know what else is over there, Semone.

你知道那裏還有什麼嗎 西蒙？

What else?

還有什麼？

A hidden camera.

隱藏鏡頭

A hidden camera.

隱藏鏡頭

Ahaha~~

啊哈哈哈