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  • One of my favorite things to do on this show is to have celebrities wear an earpiece, and make them say whatever I tell them to.

    我在這個節目上最喜歡做的一件事就是叫名人戴耳機 然後講我要他們講的東西

  • And another one of my favorite things to do is to make David Beckham take his shirt off.

    另一個我喜歡做的事就是叫貝克漢脫上衣

  • I combined those two things when we had a masseuse come to give David a massage,

    當我們請按摩師幫貝克漢按摩時 我便將這兩件事合在一起

  • and she had no idea that I was telling him what to say the entire time.

    整段時間 那位按摩師都不知道是我在告訴貝克漢該說什麼

  • David Beckham is here. He's asked to try the IFB segment like we've done with Dennis Quaid before.

    貝克漢今天在節目上 他被要求玩我們曾經叫Dennis Quaid玩的IFB遊戲單元

  • And he is outside of a dressing room where this poor unsuspecting masseuse is waiting to give someone a massage.

    他現在正在一間化妝室外面 裡面一位沒有疑心的可憐按摩師正在等著幫一個人按摩

  • She has no idea who.

    她不知道是誰

  • (To Beckham) Walk on in the door and say "Hello, nice to meet you".

    (對著貝克漢) 走進門 然後說「你好 高興認識你」

  • Hello, nice to meet you!

    你好 高興認識你

  • Semone.

    我是西蒙

  • I'm David.

    我是貝克漢

  • David, nice to meet you.

    貝克漢 很高興認識你

  • You know who I am, right?

    你知道我是誰對吧?

  • You know who I am, right?

    你知道我是誰對吧?

  • David Beckham.

    大衛·貝克漢

  • Yes!

    是的

  • OK, right now I don't want to be David Beckham. I want to relax.

    好的 那現在我不想當貝克漢 我想要放鬆

  • - Right now I don't want to be David Beckham. I want to just relax. - Sure! Sure!

    - 現在我不想當貝克漢 我想要放鬆 - 好的!好的!

  • Can you call me Ricky?

    你可以叫我瑞奇嗎?

  • -Can you call me Ricky? -Yes!

    - 你可以叫我瑞奇嗎? - 好的!

  • - Perfect! - Great!

    - 太完美了! - 太好了!

  • So, Ricky, I don't know much about what you want for me to......

    - 所以呀 瑞奇 我不太知道你希望我幫你............

  • Can you just be quiet just for one second?

    你可以稍微安靜一秒嗎?

  • Can you just be quiet for one second?

    你可以就稍微安靜一秒嗎?

  • Sure, yes!

    沒問題 好的!

  • Let's just join our energy. Can I just put my hands on your shoulder, and you put your hands on my shoulder?

    讓我們融通能量吧! 我可以把手放在你的肩膀上 然後你把手放在我的肩膀上嗎?

  • Can we just join our energy?

    我們可以就融通能量嗎?

  • If I should put my hands on your shoulders, and you put yours on my shoulders?

    我可以將手放在你的肩膀上 然後你的放在我的肩膀上嗎?

  • Let's just join energy, and do some cleansing breaths.

    讓我們融通能量 然後做作一些清淨深呼吸

  • Let's just join energy, and do some cleansing breaths.

    讓我們融通能量 然後做作一些清淨深呼吸

  • Haaa~~~~~~~~

    喝~~

  • Haaa~~~~

    喝~~

  • Haaa~~~~~~

    喝~~

  • Haaa~~~~

    喝~~

  • Haa~~oo~~~

    喝嗚~~

  • Haa~~oo~~~~

    喝嗚~~

  • Okay, I'm ready.

    好了 我準備好了

  • Okay, I'm ready.

    好了 我準備好了

  • Do you mind if I take my shirt off?

    我介意我脫上衣嗎?

  • Do you mind if I take my shirt off?

    我介意我脫上衣嗎?

  • Oh, no no no.

    喔 不會不會!

  • Okay, okay.

    好的好的

  • Can you try not to use your thumbs?

    你可以不要用拇指嗎?

  • Could you try not to use your thumbs?

    你可以不要用拇指嗎?

  • You like more like elbows, or.....

    你是希望我多用手肘或........

  • No, just fingers, no thumbs.

    不 就手指 不要拇指

  • No, just fingers, no thumbs.

    不 就手指 不要拇指

  • Oh, just fingers.

    喔 就手指呀

  • Just fingers, just no thumbs.

    就手指! 就是不要拇指!

  • Oh.

  • I really don't like thumbs.

    我真的很討厭拇指

  • And, um, would you like......

    阿 痾 你會想要.......

  • NO!

    不要!!

  • NO!

    不要!!

  • Just start with your index fingers.

    就從你的食指開始

  • Just start with your index fingers, please.

    就從你的食指開始 謝謝

  • Just the two index fingers

    就那兩隻食指

  • Just the two index fingers is perfect.

    那兩隻食指就完美了

  • Oh.

  • Two index fingers.

    兩隻食指

  • That's too hard.

    你下手太重了

  • That's too hard, aah.....

    你下手太重了 啊!!

  • Just gentle, just gentle.

    輕輕的就好 輕輕的就好

  • Just gentle, really gentle.

    輕輕的就好 很輕很輕

  • Did I feel a thumb?

    我剛才有感受到拇指嗎?

  • Did I feel a thumb?

    我剛才有感受到拇指嗎?

  • - No, no. - Are you sure?

    - 沒有沒有 - 你確定嗎?

  • No thumb, no thumb.

    不要拇指 不要拇指

  • No thumb, no thumb.

    不要拇指 不要拇指

  • No thumbs, it's just.....

    沒有拇指 那只是.......

  • No thumbs, it's just......

    沒有拇指 那只是.......

  • Sometimes it's so hard to be pretty.

    有時候 人要保持俊美真是辛苦

  • Sometimes it's just so hard to be pretty.

    有時候 人要保持俊美真是辛苦

  • Can you just hum near the muscle your touching, just hum?

    你可以在觸摸的肌肉附近哼歌嗎? 就哼歌!

  • The muscle you're touching, can you just hum?

    你現在觸摸的肌肉 你可以哼歌嗎?

  • Uh.....

    嗯....

  • Yeah, just hum, just hmmmm......

    對 就哼歌 像hmmmm......

  • Anything.

    哼什麼都可以

  • Actually, maybe a song.

    事實上 或許可以是一首歌

  • What's your favorite song?

    你最喜歡什麼歌?

  • Ahm..........

    啊!!

  • I can sing Happy Birthday.

    我可以唱「生日快樂」

  • I like Happy Birthday.

    我喜歡「生日快樂」

  • Uh, humming or singing?

    痾 用哼的還唱的?

  • No, humming! Right near the muscle.

    不 就用哼的! 就在肌肉附近

  • As close to the muscle as possible.

    越靠進肌肉越好

  • Start singing with her! Start singing with her!

    跟著她唱! 跟著她唱!

  • Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday.......

    祝你生日快樂 祝你.......

  • Sing really loud! Sing really loud.

    唱很大聲! 唱很大聲!

  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY

    祝你生日快樂

  • To Ricky! To Ricky!

    祝瑞奇! 祝瑞奇!

  • to Ricky, Ricky.....

    祝瑞奇生日快樂

  • Happy Birthday to you.

    祝你生日快樂

  • Did I just feel a thumb?

    我剛剛感受到的是拇指嗎?

  • Did I just feel a thumb?

    我剛剛感受到的是拇指嗎?

  • No you didn't, actually!

    不 事實上 你沒有的

  • I smell Cheetos.

    我聞到奇多的味道 (奇多:起司玉米薯片)

  • (Sniffing) Do I smell Cheetos?

    (嗅) 我是聞到奇多的味道嗎?

  • In a good way, I smell Cheetos.

    是一種好的感覺 我聞到奇多

  • No, no, in a good way, not a bad way, in a good way.

    不不 是一種好的方式 不是壞的 是好的

  • I love them.

    我愛死它們了

  • There're some chips over there, but I don't think they're open.

    那裏有一些薯片 但我想它們還沒開

  • You know what else is over there, Semone.

    你知道那裏還有什麼嗎 西蒙?

  • You know what else is over there, Semone.

    你知道那裏還有什麼嗎 西蒙?

  • What else?

    還有什麼?

  • A hidden camera.

    隱藏鏡頭

  • A hidden camera.

    隱藏鏡頭

  • Ahaha~~

    啊哈哈哈

One of my favorite things to do on this show is to have celebrities wear an earpiece, and make them say whatever I tell them to.

我在這個節目上最喜歡做的一件事就是叫名人戴耳機 然後講我要他們講的東西

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