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One of my favorite things to do on this show is to have celebrities wear an earpiece, and make them say whatever I tell them to.
And another one of my favorite things to do is to make David Beckham take his shirt off.
I combined those two things when we had a masseuse come to give David a massage,
and she had no idea that I was telling him what to say the entire time.
David Beckham is here. He's asked to try the IFB segment like we've done with Dennis Quaid before.
And he is outside of a dressing room where this poor unsuspecting masseuse is waiting to give someone a massage.
She has no idea who.
(To Beckham) Walk on in the door and say "Hello, nice to meet you".
Hello, nice to meet you!
Semone.
I'm David.
David, nice to meet you.
You know who I am, right?
You know who I am, right?
David Beckham.
Yes!
OK, right now I don't want to be David Beckham. I want to relax.
- Right now I don't want to be David Beckham. I want to just relax. - Sure! Sure!
Can you call me Ricky?
-Can you call me Ricky? -Yes!
- Perfect! - Great!
So, Ricky, I don't know much about what you want for me to......
Can you just be quiet just for one second?
Can you just be quiet for one second?
Sure, yes!
Let's just join our energy. Can I just put my hands on your shoulder, and you put your hands on my shoulder?
Can we just join our energy?
If I should put my hands on your shoulders, and you put yours on my shoulders?
Let's just join energy, and do some cleansing breaths.
Let's just join energy, and do some cleansing breaths.
Haaa~~~~~~~~
Haaa~~~~
Haaa~~~~~~
Haaa~~~~
Haa~~oo~~~
Haa~~oo~~~~
Okay, I'm ready.
Okay, I'm ready.
Do you mind if I take my shirt off?
Do you mind if I take my shirt off?
Oh, no no no.
Okay, okay.
Can you try not to use your thumbs?
Could you try not to use your thumbs?
You like more like elbows, or.....
No, just fingers, no thumbs.
No, just fingers, no thumbs.
Oh, just fingers.
Just fingers, just no thumbs.
Oh.
I really don't like thumbs.
And, um, would you like......
NO!
NO!
Just start with your index fingers.
Just start with your index fingers, please.
Just the two index fingers
Just the two index fingers is perfect.
Oh.
Two index fingers.
That's too hard.
That's too hard, aah.....
Just gentle, just gentle.
Just gentle, really gentle.
Did I feel a thumb?
Did I feel a thumb?
- No, no. - Are you sure?
No thumb, no thumb.
No thumb, no thumb.
No thumbs, it's just.....
No thumbs, it's just......
Sometimes it's so hard to be pretty.
Sometimes it's just so hard to be pretty.
Can you just hum near the muscle your touching, just hum?
The muscle you're touching, can you just hum?
Uh.....
Yeah, just hum, just hmmmm......
Anything.
Actually, maybe a song.
What's your favorite song?
Ahm..........
I can sing Happy Birthday.
I like Happy Birthday.
Uh, humming or singing?
No, humming! Right near the muscle.
As close to the muscle as possible.
Start singing with her! Start singing with her!
Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday.......
Sing really loud! Sing really loud.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
To Ricky! To Ricky!
to Ricky, Ricky.....
Happy Birthday to you.
Did I just feel a thumb?
Did I just feel a thumb?
No you didn't, actually!
I smell Cheetos.
(Sniffing) Do I smell Cheetos?
In a good way, I smell Cheetos.
No, no, in a good way, not a bad way, in a good way.
I love them.
There're some chips over there, but I don't think they're open.
You know what else is over there, Semone.
You know what else is over there, Semone.
What else?
A hidden camera.
A hidden camera.
Ahaha~~
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