So, we've had this happen to enough friends that we decided to make a video about it.

所以，我們已經有足夠多的朋友遇到了這種情況，我們決定做一個視頻。

Say you're coming to Japan,

說你要來日本。

You have a great time.

你有一個偉大的時間。

You've got maybe one or two days left

你大概還有一兩天的時間吧

You think holy ?, I need to buy souvenirs for friends and family.

你覺得神聖嗎，我要給親朋好友買紀念品。

What do I do?

我該怎麼辦？

You could go to the airport, but I don't really like restructuring my luggage when I'm there.

你可以去機場，但我不太喜歡在那裡重組我的行李。

I think the answer to all of your problems is at a Japanese supermarket.

我想你所有問題的答案都在日本超市。

The two of us have discussed this for a while, and we've really thought this through.

我們兩個人商量了一下，還真是想清楚了。

We have a list of some sweets, some savories,

我們列出了一些甜食，一些鹹食。

and some surprising.

和一些令人驚訝的。

I really think you're gonna find it useful.

我真的覺得你會發現它很有用。

"I Could Stay Forever" by Joe E. Lee

"我可以永遠留在這裡"，作者：李喬伊。

?✨Wow. ✨Amazing.

"哇太神奇了

For those of you that our candy lovers, Japan is an amazing place to visit

對於那些我們的糖果愛好者，日本是一個了不起的地方訪問

but it is oh-so overwhelming.

但它是哦，壓倒性的。

You're gonna look at this giant wall and be like

你會看著這面巨大的牆，就像...

I don't know what I'm doing.

我不知道我在做什麼。

Which is why I'd like to suggest my all-time favorite candy whose name

這就是為什麼我想推薦我最喜歡的糖果，它的名字是：

I don't even know.

我都不知道

Simon and I today sat in front of the camera.

西蒙和我今天坐在鏡頭前。

We're like Puchyo?

我們像普京？

Wait-

等等...

Puccio?

普奇奧？

These tiny little magic beans are basically like chewy starburst candies

這些小魔豆基本上就像有嚼頭的星光糖一樣

But on the inside they've hidden a little flavorful jelly bean and then on top of that, they'll sometimes have little tiny candy crystals

但是在裡面藏了一個小味兒的果凍豆，然後在上面，有時候會有一些小的小的糖果晶體

so when you bite into it, you get the soft chew and this little, like

所以當你咬它，你會得到軟的咀嚼和這個小的，像。

*pop*

*pop*

Edamame bean that will pop out in your mouth and that has its own flavor

嘴裡會蹦出的豆子，有它自己的味道

It's unbelievable people!

這是不可思議的人！

There are usually three flavors that are always available in every single pack.

一般來說，每一個包裝中總有三種口味的產品。

There's a Cola flavor,

有一種可樂味。

there's a soda flavor, and there's also a plain purple grape.

有蘇打味的，也有普通的紫葡萄。

and these are really nice thing to bring back for kids that are not that

這些都是非常好的事情，帶回來的孩子們，不是說

into Japan yet because the flavors are so

進入日本，但因為口味太

different- but not weird,

不同，但不奇怪。

like the grape flavor was something that really spoke to me when I was a kid.

像葡萄的味道是什麼，真正的東西，我是一個孩子的時候，我說話。

My neighbor gave me these little grape gums that were just unbelievable

我的鄰居給了我這些小葡萄樹膠，簡直不可思議

And then when I came to Japan, I realized that that was a real flavor of real grape.

後來到了日本，才知道那是真正的葡萄的味道。

Ugh, I love these

呃，我喜歡這些

Can we do a little slow-motion shot of me just pouring them everywhere?

我們可以做一個小的慢動作鏡頭 我只是倒他們到處？

Oh yeah....O

哦，對了，....

Ow...owww....owwwwwww

嗷...owww....owwwwwww

The packages were scratching and hurt my delicate skin and they booped me in the head.

包裹劃傷了我嬌嫩的皮膚，還把我的頭給嘣了。

Not a sexy thing.

不是一個性感的東西。

Zero out of ten.

10分之零。

Would not recommend it.

不會推薦它。

When we first came to Japan, I hated konjac I thought it was disgusting.

我們剛來日本的時候，我很討厭魔芋，覺得很噁心。

But now, I've actually grown to love it.

但現在，我其實已經越來越喜歡它了。

Not all of it.

不是全部。

Only citrus flavor kind and in particular grapefruit

只有柑橘味的，特別是柚子味的。

See, this is an unopened pack.

你看，這是個未開封的包裝。

This is one of them in the fridge because we go through these so quickly

這是在冰箱裡的其中一個，因為我們很快就把這些東西吃完了。

These are really nice jellies

這些果凍真不錯

that taste like grapefruit and juiciness.

味道像柚子和多汁的。

They're so flavorful and delicious-- I know!

他們是如此的風味和美味 - 我知道！

These are very unique.

這些都是非常獨特的。

I haven't had anything like this back in North America

我在北美還沒遇到過這樣的事呢。

They taste really good. At first, you're like "wow, why is my jelly so hard," but after you have a few them.

他們的味道真的很好。一開始，你會覺得 "哇，為什麼我的果凍這麼硬"，但當你吃了幾顆之後，你就會發現。

They're actually really really addictive, BUT they are very dangerous.

它們其實真的很容易上癮，但它們非常危險。

Do not give these to old people or to children because they might die, according to the packaging.

根據包裝上的說明，不要給老人或小孩吃，因為他們可能會死。

You could choke on it because it's a tough jelly.

你可能會被它噎住，因為它是一個堅硬的果凍。

Stay away from the apples and the cherry-flavored ones, those taste too artificial.

遠離蘋果和櫻桃味的，那些味道太人工了。

The grapefruit ones taste so good.

柚子的味道好極了。

Supposedly, if you're a young teenage boy,

據說，如果你是一個年輕的少年。

Oh no, Ducky!

哦不 Ducky!

Why are you telling them this?

你為什麼要告訴他們這些？

I don't know.

我不知道。

I've heard that they take like bigger bricks of konjac and then they microwave it for a little bit.

我聽說他們把魔芋的磚頭做得比較大，然後用微波爐加熱一下。

and then they kind of like

然後他們有點像

American Pie it if you understand that reference.

美國派吧，如果你明白這個提法。

I don't know if that works or not yet.

我不知道這是否有效，或者還沒有。

I'm gonna conduct some experiments, and I'll let you know in a future video.

我要進行一些實驗，我會在以後的視頻中讓你知道。

You don't need to. You're married!

你不需要這樣做。你已經結婚了！

Jeez, Louise.

天啊，路易絲

? Turkey Gobbles ?

?* Turkey Gobbles *

You're supposed to.... put your ? in it.

你應該....，把你的嗎。

Stop telling people these things!

別再跟別人說這些事了！

This is culture!

這就是文化!

When you come to a country, you have to be respectful of the culture.

當你來到一個國家，你必須要尊重這個國家的文化。

And Japanese teenage boys

而日本的少年們

Supposedly, stick there ? in warm konjac.

據說，堅持在那裡？ 在溫暖的魔芋。

I don't know if I'm right or wrong.

我不知道自己是對是錯。

Please let us know.

請讓我們知道。

But again, I don't think anyone's gonna be like,

但同樣，我不認為任何人都會喜歡，

"yeah I did that before when I was

"是的，我以前做的時候，我是

Who's gonna admit that?

誰會承認呢？

Let's just say it's a rumor.

就說這是個謠言吧。

For special times,

對於特殊時期。

Make it konjac times.

讓它魔芋時代。

Now a big favorite of mine are these pre-made little dashi packs

現在我最喜歡的是這些預製的小點心包

So for those of you they don't know what dashi is,

所以對於你們這些人來說，他們不知道什麼是大石。

Dashi is the classic cooking stock used in a lot of Japanese cuisines.

大魚湯是很多日本料理中使用的經典烹飪湯。

Once you learn how to make this you can make tons of other dishes

一旦你學會了如何做這個，你可以做很多其他的菜。

and I will forever constantly refer you back to this video

我將永遠不斷地參考你回到這個視頻。

if you're like, "how to make dashi?"

如果你喜歡， "如何使dashi？"

I'll be like "go back to the miso soup video"

我會說 "回到味噌湯的視頻"

Like if you make miso soup,

就像你做味噌湯一樣。

You need to first make that base.

你要先把這個基礎做好。

If you make udon, you need to make that base.

如果你做烏冬，你需要做這個基礎。

And from there,

然後從那裡。

The flavors are built on.

味道是建立在。

the only problem is that you have all these ingredients that you have to put in

唯一的問題是，你有所有這些成分，你必須把在

to actually making dashi

到真正的製作dashi

If you buy these little, tiny, fishy tea packs of magic, it's got inside of it already: katsuo,

如果你買了這些小小的、小小的、腥臭的魔法茶包，它的裡面已經有了：卡祖。

it's got the ground-up bonito flakes,

它得到了地面的鰹魚片。

it's got in it: ground-up little dried fish,

它裡面有：磨碎的小魚乾。

it's got inside of it: kelp.

它的裡面有：海帶。

Which is super important for that good MSG flavor.

這對於好的味精味道來說，是超級重要的。

And this particular brand even has dried mushrooms in it. That's amazing!

這個牌子甚至有幹蘑菇在裡面。太神奇了！

I really recommend getting these.

我真的推薦你買這些。

I always keep these in my house just in case someone comes over and I'm like

我總是把這些在我的房子 萬一有人來了，我就會像。

Oh, no, what should I do?

哦，不，我應該做什麼？

I have to prepare food for people and then I just tosh it in and then I make...

我必須為人們準備食物，然後我就把它塞進去，然後我做... ...

"Tosh" it?

"託什 "吧？

I became Cher immediately.

我立刻變成了雪兒。

"Sschnap out of it!"

"啪啪啪！"

Any of you that have friends that are chefs or into home cooking?

你們誰有朋友是廚師或者是做家常菜的？

I really recommend grabbing these little pre-made dashi packs and it's so easy to put into your luggage

我真的很推薦你去拿這些預製的小達人包，放進行李箱裡很方便。

There's just like-- look it's so compact!

有的只是喜歡 - 看它是如此緊湊！

I'm very excited to share this with you

我很高興能和大家分享這個消息

You've been asking for this for a while.

你一直在問這個問題，有一段時間了。

I now have a recipe for my special cucumbers.

我現在有了我的特殊黃瓜的配方。

So these are Japanese cucumbers

原來這些是日本黃瓜

I don't think you could bring these back home with you

我想你不能把這些東西帶回家了

No, you definitely can't bring these back home with you.

不，你絕對不能把這些帶回家。

But you could use different cucumbers with these different kinds of vinegars.

但是你可以用不同的黃瓜搭配這些不同種類的醋。

All of them have their own different kinds of flavors special for different kinds of food.

他們都有自己的不同種類的味道特別是針對不同種類的食物。

This one right here has a lot more sweetness to it.

這裡的這個就有更多的甜味。

Stay away from this one.

遠離這個人。

I don't think it really matches the cucumbers that well

我覺得這和黃瓜不太匹配

This is a much richer flavor; the dark one with kombu in it has a much more umami-- back to the throat kind of feel

這個味道更豐富，深色的有昆布的味道，更有UMAMI--回喉的感覺。

While,

而：

this is the best one that I found so far for making the pickles that I love.

這是我找到的最好的一個，到目前為止，使我愛的泡菜。

If you want to make this at home,

如果你想在家做這個。

The smaller, thinner cucumbers are always best. Try to avoid the ones with the thicker, inedible seeds.

小而薄的黃瓜總是最好的。儘量避開那些較粗的、不能吃的種子。

Step 1: Take a lot of salt.

第一步：多吃鹽。

Sprinkle that on.

撒上這個。

Right there and then what you're supposed to do is,

就在那裡，然後你應該做的是。

Roll them back and forth like this.

像這樣來回滾動。

The rolling squeezes out some of the juice.

滾動中擠出了一些汁液。

This is a very important step so that the cucumbers can absorb a lot of the vinegars.

這是非常重要的一步，這樣黃瓜才能吸收大量的醋。

The next step I saw my chef friend do is kind of questionable, but we got to do it.

下一步我看到我的廚師朋友做的有點問題，但我們必須要做。

Make sure you...

確保你...

Rub your gherkin.

擦你的小黃瓜。

And once that's done, leave it for two hours, so the salt can pull out some of the moisture.

做好後，放置兩個小時，這樣鹽就可以抽出一些水分。

Back in the day, we used to film a whole video and be fine.

以前，我們拍一整段視頻就可以了。

Now, I'm halfway through and I need a nap.

現在，我已經看了一半了，我需要打個盹。

That is not true.

這是不對的。

When we were in Korea, we lived off of coffee. Zombie Coffee...

在韓國的時候，我們靠喝咖啡生活。殭屍咖啡...

True.

沒錯

We had like 9,000 coffees a day.

我們每天有9000杯咖啡。

So we're currently having Blackwell Coffee.

所以我們目前正在喝黑井咖啡。

Tanzania~

坦尚尼亞~

Do you want to go upstairs and take a nap? Snug? -Snug snugs?

你要不要上樓去睡一覺？抱抱？-摟摟抱抱？

Do you want to be Big Spoon or Little Spoon?

你想當大勺子還是小勺子？

Question. -What?

問題：-什麼？

Are you tired because you got up early to watch the NBA?

你是不是因為早起看NBA而累了？

I AM.

我是。

It's Day 1 of the Playoffs!

這是季後賽的第一天!

It's really weird though because we've been living in Asia for so long that you NEVER watch it in the evening anymore.

不過真的很奇怪，因為我們在亞洲生活的時間太長了，以至於你從來沒有在晚上看它了。

No, I got to watch it in the morning.

不，我得在早上看。

I got to wake up at like 7:00 in the morning if I want to catch my games.

如果我想趕上我的遊戲，我必須在早上7: 00起床。

And when it's actually playoff time, you have to get up even earlier than that.

而當真正到了季後賽的時候，你要比這更早起床。

I remember we were out in like 6:00 a.m

我記得我們早上6點就出來了。

to go to a bar and no one's at the bar the same way,

去酒吧，沒有人在酒吧同樣的方式。

you know, you're drinking orange juice and having scrambled eggs going like-- -I know.

你知道，你喝橙汁和炒雞蛋去像 - 我知道。

Alright, Meemers. Come on snuggle time.

好吧 Meemers來吧，依偎時間。

-I'll tell you right now. He was not pleased with that behavior. -How do you think he felt about that?

-我現在就告訴你他對這種行為不滿意. -你覺得他是怎麼想的?

-Very angry. I was sleeping and then you woke me up -meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

-非常生氣。我正在睡覺，然後你把我吵醒了--喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵。

-Aw, what's the matter? You want to go back in the bed? -Yeah, it's too cold out there, Pancha.

-啊，怎麼了？你想回到床上去嗎？ -是的，外面太冷了，潘查.

It is too cold. Let's go.

太冷了我們走吧

-We have the floor heater on in here. -He's gonna be very happy.

-我們這裡的地暖開著呢. -他一定會很高興的.

-He makes very happy sounds when you put him back in the bed. Listen -He does not

-當你把他放回床上時，他發出非常快樂的聲音。聽 -他不

Meooooooooooooow

Meooooooooooooooow

Oh, you're es

哦，你是ES

That was not a happy boy.

這不是一個快樂的男孩。

So mad right now, Pancha. Oh, I am so furious, but I won't do anything about it because I am the sweetest cat

現在好生氣啊，潘查。哦，我很生氣，但我不會做任何事情，因為我是最可愛的貓咪。

Yeah, you're such a good boy

是啊，你真是個好孩子

Oh, woe is me

哦，我真可憐

I am just miserable, mom

我只是可憐，媽媽

Ohh, yeah. It's the only thing that will make me feel better

哦，是的。這是唯一能讓我感覺更好的東西

Okay, 2 hours have passed.

好了，兩個小時過去了。

Next step: cut off the edges like so

下一步：像這樣剪掉邊框

Next: cut straight down the middle so you have two equal halves.

下一步：直接從中間切開，這樣就有了兩半相等的地方。

Brram brram-- oh ?!

布拉姆布拉姆 -- 哦？

Oh ?!

哦？

It's easier if you have straighter ones. Next: take your little spoon.

如果你有比較直的，就比較容易。接下來：拿著你的小勺子。

Scrape out the seeds just a bit

把種子一點點刮出來。

Don't scrape out all the flesh, just a bit of the seeds. Rub your spoon on it like so, not too deep

不要把所有的肉都刮出來，只刮一點籽。用勺子在上面這樣擦，不要擦得太深

It's very easy to get out

很容易出來的

You know, I don't know about all this.

你知道，我不知道這一切。

Alright now that we've scooped out all the seeds, flip these back over and just cut into

好了，現在我們已經挖出了所有的種子， 翻轉這些回過頭來，只是切成。

like, smaller 2-inch pieces

像，更小的2英寸片

like so.

像這樣。

Pull out your Tupperware container. Honestly, this is such an easy recipe

掏出你的特百惠容器。老實說，這是一個簡單的食譜。

Throw them in there, and that's where this comes in

把它們扔在那裡，這就是這個的用處

Generously sprinkle a whole bunch of vinegar into your mixture

慷慨地在你的混合物中撒上一整串醋

Now pretty much what you have here is done

現在你這裡的東西差不多都完成了

but you can add a couple more flavors to make this a little bit better.

但你可以多加幾種味道，讓這個更好一點。

If you're okay with spice, get these little sliced peperoncinos

如果你對辣味沒意見，那就買這些小片的佩佩龍西諾吧。

throw only a few on because these will really

只穿幾件，因為這些真的會

spice up your pickles and make them almost inedible

醃製酸菜，讓他們幾乎不能吃了

So just a few is enough, and lastly get this sesame oil right here

所以只要幾顆就夠了，最後把這個芝麻油拿到這裡來吧

Just a little bit of a dash; there's no real measurements here.

就這麼點破綻，這裡沒有真正的測量。

That's enough

夠了，夠了

Close it up

把它關起來

Shake it up

搖一搖

and the next morning you're gonna have delicious pickles with your breakfast

第二天早上，你會有美味的泡菜與你的早餐。

This is how you make them. Bring this with you, or give this to your chef friends.

這就是你的製作方法。帶上這個，或者把這個送給你的廚師朋友。

I think is a great gift that adds a lot of flavor to your food

我認為是一個很好的禮物，為你的食物增加了很多味道。

Let's talk furikake.

讓我們來談談furikake。

This is one of my very childhood, most famous, happy-go memories that I have.

這是我的一個很童年的，最著名的，快樂的記憶，我有。

It's my Patronus, Ducky!

這是我的守護神 Ducky!

I'm like, "Expecto Patronus!"

我想，"期待守護神！"

And it's like Furikake

就像Furikake一樣

Furikake is just a dry rice seasoning egg yolk. They'll have some with seaweed

古竹是一種幹米調料蛋黃。他們會有一些海苔

Some of them will be those

其中一些將是那些