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  • Do you think virginity is a scam?

    你認為處女是騙局嗎?

  • Yeah, It's a patriarchal scam.

    是啊,這是一個重男輕女的騙局。

  • It was just created.

    它是剛剛創建的。

  • So we would all feel bad about having sexual experiences or or to control women.

    所以我們都會因為有性經驗或或控制女性而感到難過。

  • And so I always tell people that you could have your virginity back.

    所以我總是告訴別人,你可以找回你的貞操。

  • It only costs $40 to me on.

    只需要40元,我就。

  • And then I will send you your V card.

    然後我就把你的V卡發給你。

  • This goes for you too, Cone.

    這也適用於你,康恩。

  • And I know you have a child, but that does not matter.

    我知道你有個孩子,但這不重要。

  • E.

    E.

  • I have I have two Children, but, you know, they're they're still on the young side.

    我有... ...我有兩個孩子,但是,你知道,他們... ...他們還很年輕。

  • I and I lost my virginity very recently.

    我和我最近失去了我的處女之身。

  • It was during Obama's second.

    這是在奧巴馬的第二。

  • It was during Obama's second term, and I remember very well.

    那是在奧巴馬的第二個任期,我記得很清楚。

  • Yeah, second term.

    是的,第二任期。

  • Obama.

    奧巴馬

  • Yeah, eso I waited, I waited.

    是啊,我等著,我等著。

  • It was very good boy, um, or mentally ill.

    這是很好的男孩,嗯,或者說是精神病。

  • I don't know what the problem was, but I know.

    我不知道問題出在哪裡,但我知道。

  • Yeah, eh.

    是啊,嗯。

  • So what you're saying is you're gonna sell people for $40 you'll sell them a card that restores them their virginity, if that's what they want.

    所以你的意思是,你要賣給人們40美元... ...你會賣給他們一張卡,恢復他們的貞操,如果他們想要的。

  • Absolutely everyone could be a virgin again.

    絕對每個人都可以再做一次處女。

  • And I want to make that happen.

    我想讓這一切發生。

  • That's my gift to society.

    這是我給社會的禮物。

  • If they come across with the money.

    如果他們遇到了錢。

  • Yes.

    是的,我知道

  • Okay.

    好吧,我知道了

  • So your gift to society is something that you're gonna try and make a lot of money out off.

    所以你給社會的禮物是你要去嘗試並賺很多錢的東西。

  • Okay.

    好吧,我知道了

  • Well, is there such a thing as a free gift?

    那麼,有免費的禮物這回事嗎?

  • You know, we always get something out of anything that we do, whether it be purely altruistic, you know?

    你知道,我們總是得到一些東西 從我們做的任何事情, 無論是純粹的利他主義,你知道嗎?

  • So this I get it, I get it.

    所以這個我懂,我懂。

  • I get what you're saying.

    我明白你的意思。

  • You're what you're saying is that everything is, at the end of the day, some kind of a scam.

    你的意思是說,所有的事情,到最後都是一種騙局。

  • Even if you're giving money to a charity, you get to feel good about yourself because you gave money to the charity.

    即使你把錢捐給了慈善機構,你也會因為把錢捐給了慈善機構而獲得好感。

  • So, in a way, you're getting something out of it.

    所以,從某種程度上來說,你是有所收穫的。

  • Exactly.

    就是這樣

  • So, yeah, you get the feel good.

    所以,是的,你得到的感覺很好。

  • So there's really just truly not, like, annul, truest ick moment that doesn't give you something positive in return.

    所以,真的只是真正不一樣,廢止,最真實的ick時刻,不給你一些積極的回報。

  • Whether it's a good feeling or encouragement, you know, you still get something.

    不管是好感還是鼓勵,你知道,你還是有收穫的。

  • So I get $40 and you get your virginity.

    所以,我得到40美元,你得到你的貞操。

  • Okay.

    好吧,我知道了

  • All right.

    好吧,我知道了

  • Well, I would like that card, please.

    好吧,我想要那張卡,請。

  • I want my virginity back because I was doing that right.

    我想要回我的處女之身,因為我這樣做是對的。

  • Overcoming Yeah.

    克服是的。

  • Thank you.

    謝謝你了

  • It was It was the best 42 years of my life.

    這是我一生中最美好的42年。

  • Yes.

    是的,我知道

  • Come on back.

    回來吧

  • I'll be in my office on Third Street.

    我會在第三街的辦公室裡。

Do you think virginity is a scam?

你認為處女是騙局嗎?

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