Yeah, It's a patriarchal scam.

是啊，這是一個重男輕女的騙局。

It was just created.

它是剛剛創建的。

So we would all feel bad about having sexual experiences or or to control women.

所以我們都會因為有性經驗或或控制女性而感到難過。

And so I always tell people that you could have your virginity back.

所以我總是告訴別人，你可以找回你的貞操。

It only costs $40 to me on.

只需要40元，我就。

And then I will send you your V card.

然後我就把你的V卡發給你。

This goes for you too, Cone.

這也適用於你，康恩。

And I know you have a child, but that does not matter.

我知道你有個孩子，但這不重要。

E.

E.

I have I have two Children, but, you know, they're they're still on the young side.

我有... ...我有兩個孩子，但是，你知道，他們... ...他們還很年輕。

I and I lost my virginity very recently.

我和我最近失去了我的處女之身。

It was during Obama's second.

這是在奧巴馬的第二。

It was during Obama's second term, and I remember very well.

那是在奧巴馬的第二個任期，我記得很清楚。

Yeah, second term.

是的，第二任期。

Obama.

奧巴馬

Yeah, eso I waited, I waited.

是啊，我等著，我等著。

It was very good boy, um, or mentally ill.

這是很好的男孩，嗯，或者說是精神病。

I don't know what the problem was, but I know.

我不知道問題出在哪裡，但我知道。

Yeah, eh.

是啊，嗯。

So what you're saying is you're gonna sell people for $40 you'll sell them a card that restores them their virginity, if that's what they want.

所以你的意思是，你要賣給人們40美元... ...你會賣給他們一張卡，恢復他們的貞操，如果他們想要的。

Absolutely everyone could be a virgin again.

絕對每個人都可以再做一次處女。

And I want to make that happen.

我想讓這一切發生。

That's my gift to society.

這是我給社會的禮物。

If they come across with the money.

如果他們遇到了錢。

Yes.

是的，我知道

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

So your gift to society is something that you're gonna try and make a lot of money out off.

所以你給社會的禮物是你要去嘗試並賺很多錢的東西。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Well, is there such a thing as a free gift?

那麼，有免費的禮物這回事嗎？

You know, we always get something out of anything that we do, whether it be purely altruistic, you know?

你知道，我們總是得到一些東西 從我們做的任何事情， 無論是純粹的利他主義，你知道嗎？

So this I get it, I get it.

所以這個我懂，我懂。

I get what you're saying.

我明白你的意思。

You're what you're saying is that everything is, at the end of the day, some kind of a scam.

你的意思是說，所有的事情，到最後都是一種騙局。

Even if you're giving money to a charity, you get to feel good about yourself because you gave money to the charity.

即使你把錢捐給了慈善機構，你也會因為把錢捐給了慈善機構而獲得好感。

So, in a way, you're getting something out of it.

所以，從某種程度上來說，你是有所收穫的。

Exactly.

就是這樣

So, yeah, you get the feel good.

所以，是的，你得到的感覺很好。

So there's really just truly not, like, annul, truest ick moment that doesn't give you something positive in return.

所以，真的只是真正不一樣，廢止，最真實的ick時刻，不給你一些積極的回報。

Whether it's a good feeling or encouragement, you know, you still get something.

不管是好感還是鼓勵，你知道，你還是有收穫的。

So I get $40 and you get your virginity.

所以，我得到40美元，你得到你的貞操。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

All right.

好吧，我知道了

Well, I would like that card, please.

好吧，我想要那張卡，請。

I want my virginity back because I was doing that right.

我想要回我的處女之身，因為我這樣做是對的。

Overcoming Yeah.

克服是的。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

It was It was the best 42 years of my life.

這是我一生中最美好的42年。

Yes.

是的，我知道

Come on back.

回來吧

I'll be in my office on Third Street.

我會在第三街的辦公室裡。