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  • you are a single person.

    你是一個人。

  • I'm guessing you're using the dating APs as all single young people are these days.

    我猜你用的是約會AP,因為現在的單身年輕人都是這樣。

  • I'm told I go on every now and then and then my wife gets mad.

    有人說我時不時地去,然後我老婆就會生氣。

  • So, um, do you Because you are a suspicious person and your whole life is about scams.

    所以,嗯,你是因為你是個多疑的人,你的一生都是在騙人。

  • You must have, ah, heightened suspicion and sense of mistrust.

    你一定有,啊,高度的懷疑和不信任感。

  • When you're on a dating app, you must.

    當你在約會應用上,你必須。

  • You know, I actually like dating app.

    你知道嗎,我其實很喜歡約會軟件。

  • I feel bad for men on dating APS because if you're under like, you don't have this problem, Conan, because you're so tall.

    我為約會APS的男人感到難過,因為如果你的身高低於喜歡,你就不會有這個問題,柯南,因為你太高了。

  • But like if you're under 59 you get swiped left on so much on dating app.

    但是像如果你未滿59歲,你在交友APP上就會被刷左上那麼多。

  • When in reality, if you met a man who was under 59 in real life and you liked his vibes and you liked him, you would not discriminate against his height.

    當在現實生活中,如果你在現實生活中遇到一個59歲以下的男人,你喜歡他的氣質,你喜歡他,你就不會歧視他的身高。

  • And I like to tell everybody that there's no such thing as 59 No one has ever been 59 No woman or man.

    而我喜歡告訴大家,沒有什麼東西是59沒有人是59沒有女人或男人。

  • It's the whole scam of a height.

    這是整個騙局的高度。

  • You don't think you don't think there's anybody on Earth who's 59?

    你不認為你不認為地球上有誰是59歲的?

  • No, there's not there.

    不,那裡沒有。

  • Never has been.

    從來沒有過。

  • We've been lied, Thio.

    我們被騙了, Thio.

  • That's the height that Onley exists on dating APS.

    這就是安利在約會APS上存在的高度。

  • Yes, it is an imagination.

    是的,這是一種想象力。

  • It is not really, But I'm side one.

    不是真的,但我是一方的。

  • So I could get, you know, pretty much any height being so close to the ground and always finding change.

    所以,我可以得到,你知道,幾乎任何高度 如此接近地面,總是發現變化。

  • Okay, Now I have met you in person, and you are a You are a smaller, petite person at 51 and I'm curious.

    好吧,現在我已經見到你本人了,你是一個你51歲的小個子,嬌小的人,我很好奇。

  • Was that something you worried about when you were younger?

    這是你年輕時擔心的事情嗎?

  • And you make peace with that right away?

    你馬上就和好如初了?

  • I've always loved being short, and I was hoping that I would be short enough that I could get the government benefits.

    我一直很喜歡矮個子,我希望自己能矮到可以享受政府的福利。

  • But by the time I was 18, unfortunately, I grew a little too tall, so that was disappointing for me.

    但到了18歲的時候,不幸的是,我長得有點太高了,所以這讓我很失望。

  • Um, you're a government benefits if you're under a certain height.

    嗯,如果你的身高低於一定的高度,你就是政府福利。

  • Is that right?

    是這樣嗎?

  • Yes, there are eso, you know, and and obviously it's not right to scam, you know, disabilities, communities and things like that.

    是的,有eso,你知道,而且很明顯,它是不正確的詐騙,你知道,殘疾,社區和類似的事情。

  • But I thought I was legitimately going to be a part of it on.

    但我以為我合法的是要上的一部分。

  • I was bummed when I wasn't.

    我沒有的時候,我很無賴。

  • So you got upset that you grew okay?

    所以你長的還行就不高興了?

  • Yes.

    是的,我知道

  • Okay.

    好吧,我知道了

  • So describe how you find dating APS.

    所以描述一下你是怎麼找到約會APS的。

  • How do you find them?

    你是怎麼找到他們的?

  • You know, what is your process for finding a good dating app?

    你知道,你找到一個好的約會應用的過程是什麼嗎?

  • I will.

    我會的

  • You know, when I'm looking for love, I'm looking for you know, somebody who will cook dinner.

    你知道,當我在尋找愛情的時候,我在尋找... ...你知道,有人會做飯。

  • You know, get my dry cleaning may be organized.

    你知道,讓我的乾洗可能是有組織的。

  • My receipts, Uh, you know, every week.

    我的收據,呃,你知道,每個星期。

  • And, um And as I started to same or I was like, Oh, I think I'm looking for an assistant, not a boyfriend, E.

    然後,嗯... ...當我開始同樣的... ...或者我想,哦,我想我正在尋找一個助手,而不是一個男朋友,E。

  • But I am trying to scam a man into being my assistant.

    但我是想騙一個男人做我的助手。

  • Uh, okay, So that's basically we want you want.

    呃,好吧,所以這基本上是我們想要你想要的。

  • Maybe there's two ways to go about it.

    也許有兩個辦法。

  • You can find a man that you like, and then try to convince him to do all those things.

    你可以找到一個你喜歡的男人,然後試著說服他去做這些事情。

  • Or you can hire ah, a male assistant and just then start dating him.

    或者你可以僱傭啊,一個男助理,然後就開始和他約會。

  • Oh, this is a good point.

    哦,這是個好點子。

  • I could but step into my office and which is my car?

    我可以但步入我的辦公室,哪個是我的車?

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • E could see that.

    E可以看到這一點。

you are a single person.

你是一個人。

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