I'm guessing you're using the dating APs as all single young people are these days.

我猜你用的是約會AP，因為現在的單身年輕人都是這樣。

I'm told I go on every now and then and then my wife gets mad.

有人說我時不時地去，然後我老婆就會生氣。

So, um, do you Because you are a suspicious person and your whole life is about scams.

所以，嗯，你是因為你是個多疑的人，你的一生都是在騙人。

You must have, ah, heightened suspicion and sense of mistrust.

你一定有，啊，高度的懷疑和不信任感。

When you're on a dating app, you must.

當你在約會應用上，你必須。

You know, I actually like dating app.

你知道嗎，我其實很喜歡約會軟件。

I feel bad for men on dating APS because if you're under like, you don't have this problem, Conan, because you're so tall.

我為約會APS的男人感到難過，因為如果你的身高低於喜歡，你就不會有這個問題，柯南，因為你太高了。

But like if you're under 59 you get swiped left on so much on dating app.

但是像如果你未滿59歲，你在交友APP上就會被刷左上那麼多。

When in reality, if you met a man who was under 59 in real life and you liked his vibes and you liked him, you would not discriminate against his height.

當在現實生活中，如果你在現實生活中遇到一個59歲以下的男人，你喜歡他的氣質，你喜歡他，你就不會歧視他的身高。

And I like to tell everybody that there's no such thing as 59 No one has ever been 59 No woman or man.

而我喜歡告訴大家，沒有什麼東西是59沒有人是59沒有女人或男人。

It's the whole scam of a height.

這是整個騙局的高度。

You don't think you don't think there's anybody on Earth who's 59?

你不認為你不認為地球上有誰是59歲的？

No, there's not there.

不，那裡沒有。

Never has been.

從來沒有過。

We've been lied, Thio.

我們被騙了, Thio.

That's the height that Onley exists on dating APS.

這就是安利在約會APS上存在的高度。

Yes, it is an imagination.

是的，這是一種想象力。

It is not really, But I'm side one.

不是真的，但我是一方的。

So I could get, you know, pretty much any height being so close to the ground and always finding change.

所以，我可以得到，你知道，幾乎任何高度 如此接近地面，總是發現變化。

Okay, Now I have met you in person, and you are a You are a smaller, petite person at 51 and I'm curious.

好吧，現在我已經見到你本人了，你是一個你51歲的小個子，嬌小的人，我很好奇。

Was that something you worried about when you were younger?

這是你年輕時擔心的事情嗎？

And you make peace with that right away?

你馬上就和好如初了？

I've always loved being short, and I was hoping that I would be short enough that I could get the government benefits.

我一直很喜歡矮個子，我希望自己能矮到可以享受政府的福利。

But by the time I was 18, unfortunately, I grew a little too tall, so that was disappointing for me.

但到了18歲的時候，不幸的是，我長得有點太高了，所以這讓我很失望。

Um, you're a government benefits if you're under a certain height.

嗯，如果你的身高低於一定的高度，你就是政府福利。

Is that right?

是這樣嗎？

Yes, there are eso, you know, and and obviously it's not right to scam, you know, disabilities, communities and things like that.

是的，有eso，你知道，而且很明顯，它是不正確的詐騙，你知道，殘疾，社區和類似的事情。

But I thought I was legitimately going to be a part of it on.

但我以為我合法的是要上的一部分。

I was bummed when I wasn't.

我沒有的時候，我很無賴。

So you got upset that you grew okay?

所以你長的還行就不高興了？

Yes.

是的，我知道

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

So describe how you find dating APS.

所以描述一下你是怎麼找到約會APS的。

How do you find them?

你是怎麼找到他們的？

You know, what is your process for finding a good dating app?

你知道，你找到一個好的約會應用的過程是什麼嗎？

I will.

我會的

You know, when I'm looking for love, I'm looking for you know, somebody who will cook dinner.

你知道，當我在尋找愛情的時候，我在尋找... ...你知道，有人會做飯。

You know, get my dry cleaning may be organized.

你知道，讓我的乾洗可能是有組織的。

My receipts, Uh, you know, every week.

我的收據，呃，你知道，每個星期。

And, um And as I started to same or I was like, Oh, I think I'm looking for an assistant, not a boyfriend, E.

然後，嗯... ...當我開始同樣的... ...或者我想，哦，我想我正在尋找一個助手，而不是一個男朋友，E。

But I am trying to scam a man into being my assistant.

但我是想騙一個男人做我的助手。

Uh, okay, So that's basically we want you want.

呃，好吧，所以這基本上是我們想要你想要的。

Maybe there's two ways to go about it.

也許有兩個辦法。

You can find a man that you like, and then try to convince him to do all those things.

你可以找到一個你喜歡的男人，然後試著說服他去做這些事情。

Or you can hire ah, a male assistant and just then start dating him.

或者你可以僱傭啊，一個男助理，然後就開始和他約會。

Oh, this is a good point.

哦，這是個好點子。

I could but step into my office and which is my car?

我可以但步入我的辦公室，哪個是我的車？

Yeah.

是啊。

E could see that.

E可以看到這一點。