Name: First Take節目組無法決定哪支NFC東部球隊將獲得分區冠軍。 (The First Take crew can't decide which NFC East team will win the division title)
Uploaded: 2020-12-28T19:00:57.000Z
Duration: 7 min 8 s

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if Alex Smith is healthy, I'm gonna take the Washington football team because I'm a hopeless romantic because I cry when I watch movies because I'm an emotional guy and I want that.

如果亞歷克斯-史密斯是健康的，我會選擇華盛頓橄欖球隊，因為我是一個無可救藥的浪漫主義者，因為我看電影的時候會哭，因為我是一個情緒化的人，我想這樣。

So that's why that's the way Armageddon and Bruce Willis is having that interaction.

所以這也是為什麼《世界末日》和布魯斯-威利斯會有這樣的互動。

So I want to start with Alex Smith winning that division.

所以，我想先從亞歷克斯-史密斯贏得那個組開始。

The only reason that they have this must win game in this weekend against Philly is because Dwayne Haskins did not take advantage of his opportunity because he was childish with his behavior and didn't play good enough against two football teams that that team could have beaten could have beaten because their defense was solid enough.

他們在本週末對陣費城的比賽中擁有這場必勝的比賽，唯一的原因就是德維恩-哈斯金斯沒有把握住機會，因為他的行為很幼稚，在對陣兩支足球隊的比賽中表現得不夠好，那支球隊本可以擊敗的球隊本可以擊敗，因為他們的防守足夠穩固。

So if Alex Smith is healthy, I trust in his veteran experience.

所以如果阿萊克斯-史密斯健康的話，我相信他的老將經驗。

I trust that he'll do the right things with the football.

我相信，他會用足球做正確的事情。

Paul, get the football to guys like Antonio Gibson.

保羅，把球傳給安東尼奧・吉布森這樣的人。

I need Terry McLaurin to be healthy as well, but I believe that he's built to go play one really good football game against the defense in Philadelphia.

我需要Terry McLaurin也健康起來，但我相信他的身體素質是可以去打一場非常好的足球比賽，對抗費城的防守。

The really interesting thing is that Cowboys fans need to become incredibly big Eagles fans that that's the reality, like the Cowboys have toe win.

真正有趣的是，牛仔隊的球迷需要成為令人難以置信的老鷹隊球迷，這就是現實，比如牛仔隊有趾高氣揚的勝利。

But then they have to become huge Eagles fans and hope that they beat the Washington football team to get in.

但他們就必須成為老鷹隊的忠實球迷，希望他們擊敗華盛頓橄欖球隊進入。

So, um, the Cowboys, they're fooling themselves to thinking that they're good.

所以，嗯，牛仔隊，他們在自欺欺人，以為自己很厲害。

The Eagles needed to lose for them to have a reality check.

老鷹隊需要輸球，他們才會有現實的考驗。

Daniel Jones is health, and performance has been so up and down, I trust the steady hand of Alex Smith and the Washington football team winning Come.

丹尼爾-瓊斯是健康的，表現如此起伏，我相信亞歷克斯-史密斯和華盛頓足球隊的穩定手贏得來。

Yeah, well, I think that if you like to cry during movies, then this is your perfect division.

是啊，我想，如果你喜歡在電影中哭泣，那麼這是你的完美師。

Of all the football, it's very drink life.

在所有的足球中，它是很喝命的。

現在，寶貝，這個師是可憐的。

I'm gonna pick the Cowboys, I guess, because who knows?

我想我會選擇牛仔隊，因為誰知道呢？

They got the most talented, their most exciting players in their receiving corps.

他們得到了最有天賦，最令人興奮的球員，在他們的接收隊伍中。

They've got some players on defense, even though we've discussed this before, I said on get up several times that their defense stinks like earring backs, which is who, If you don't know man that is a problem.

他們在防守上有一些球員，儘管我們以前討論過這個問題，我在起床時說過好幾次，他們的防守像耳環背一樣臭，這是誰，如果你不知道男人，那是一個問題。

They can't play well on both sides of the ball on either side of the ball.

他們在任何一個邊路都無法打好兩邊的球。

所以我確實認為我在責備他們。

But I'm picking them toe win because I don't have much faith than anybody else.

但我選擇他們贏，因為我不比別人有多少信心。

The quarterback situation and Washington is bad because we have one quarterback who's kind of playing on one leg and another quarterback who doesn't seem tohave it, who by all accounts and all things that he's shown, feels like a bust in the league right now.

華盛頓的四分衛情況很糟糕，因為我們有一個四分衛在用一條腿打球，而另一個四分衛似乎並不具備這樣的能力，從各方面來看，他所表現出來的所有東西，都讓人覺得他現在在聯盟中是個廢物。

Maybe something else will happen, but it's hard to root for them and the Eagle situation.

也許會有其他的事情發生，但很難為他們和老鷹的情況下，根。

This situation is bad for the entire division.

這種情況對整個師門都是不利的。

They're in a competition to see who can get embarrassed in the playoffs.

他們在比賽，看誰能在季後賽中出糗。

But I guess you get that one week of playoff checks.

但我想你會得到那一個星期的季後賽檢查。

That's what you're playing for, getting at one more week of checks to get in the playoffs so you can go lose to another team in a real division somewhere.

這就是你打球的目的，得到在一個星期的檢查，以獲得在季後賽，所以你可以去失去另一個球隊在一個真正的部門的地方。

我的意思是，你的男孩做了一個很好的工作，男人。

你的孩子們做了一個很好的嘗試。

I think I think Dan talking about his M O stories and listen, I cried the other night.

我想我想丹說的是他的M O故事，聽，我那天晚上哭了。

Me and my daughters watch the fault in our stars, and I already saw it before and I knew exactly what was gonna happen.

我和我的女兒們看著我們星空中的斷層，我之前已經看到了，我很清楚會發生什麼。

Toe Augustus and I still cried like that.

趾奧古斯都，我還是那樣哭了。

But that's how I feel when I watch the Dallas Cowboys.

但這是我看達拉斯牛仔隊時的感覺。

When I watched the Eagles, or when I watch Washington when I watch New York like I feel that way like I don't even I don't even get the good part of the Drake song that Dominic is talking about.

當我看老鷹隊的時候，或者當我看華盛頓隊的時候，當我看紐約隊的時候，就像我的感覺一樣，我甚至我甚至沒有得到多米尼克所說的德雷克歌曲的好部分。

I mean, the only part I do get that we took a trip.

我是說，我唯一明白的部分是我們去旅行了。

Now we back on your block and it's like a ghost town baby like that's what the NFC East is.

現在我們回到了你的街區，它就像一個鬼城，寶貝... ...就像NFC東部是什麼。

It's it's it's devoid of good football teams.

它的它的它的沒有好的足球隊。

And so, you know, Dan is picking off of emotion.

所以，你知道，丹是在挑起情緒。

Dominique is picking off of recency bias because we actually saw the Dallas Cowboys play good.

多米尼克挑剔的是回憶性的偏見，因為我們確實看到了達拉斯牛仔隊的良好表現。

I don't know, like I have absolutely no idea.

我不知道，就像我完全不知道一樣。

And what's crazy is like we change right every week because this division is so bad.

最瘋狂的是，我們每週都要換人，因為這個分區太差了。

We change week to week, and this week, the Dallas Cowboys looked like the best team because they were the only team that won.

我們週而復始地改變著，而本週，達拉斯牛仔隊看起來是最好的球隊，因為他們是唯一一支獲勝的球隊。

And we've had so many weeks of the NFC East, where it's the only team that wins, and we suddenly jump on them because no one has wins.

我們已經有這麼多周的NFC東部，它是唯一的球隊贏得，我們突然跳上他們，因為沒有人有勝利。

And so now when you think about the Washington football team, you say to yourself, This team, at least at one point, seemed to be built the best for consistency.

所以現在當你想起華盛頓橄欖球隊的時候，你會對自己說：這支球隊，至少在某一個時期，似乎是為了一致性而建立的最好的球隊。

They could rush you up front that had two talented veteran corners, and they had a quarterback that wasn't turning the ball over, and that could lead.

他們可以催促你的前線有兩個有天賦的老將角衛，他們有一個四分衛，沒有把球翻過來，這可能導致。

You don't know if they will have that going into next week.

你不知道他們下週會不會有這種情況。

And then when Daniel Jones was healthy, when that defense was playing well, Joe Judge was coaching.

當Daniel Jones健康的時候 當防守打得很好的時候 Joe Judge就開始執教了

You had them competing every week, you said, If Daniel Jones and Goldman and out for Morris and Dion Lewis can't get continue this run game that this team could win well, Daniel Jones is hurt, and now he's Daniel Jones with the gimpy leg like little mode from from home alone.

你讓他們每週都在競爭，你說，如果丹尼爾-瓊斯和戈德曼，併為莫里斯和迪昂-劉易斯出局，不能讓繼續這種跑動遊戲，這支球隊可以贏得很好，丹尼爾-瓊斯受傷了，現在他是丹尼爾-瓊斯與瘸腿一樣的小模式，從家裡獨自一人。

And so, no, you don't know about them either.

所以，不，你也不知道他們的情況。

And so when you watch these teams is just constant and constant hopelessness, constant and constant sadness like nothing good ever happens.

所以當你看這些球隊的時候，就是不斷的不斷的無奈，不斷的不斷的悲傷，就像沒有什麼好事發生一樣。

It don't matter because it ain't my job to be a prophet or psychic.

這不重要，因為我的工作不是做預言家或靈媒。

Whoever wins it, their quarterback, their starting quarterback can be a guest on first take the next week because they won't be playing on that Sunday.

無論誰贏了，他們的四分衛，他們的首發四分衛都可以在下週的第一場比賽中做客，因為他們不會在那個週日比賽。

It's a tear jerker, too, and this division is full of wet bandits all over the place, getting played and embarrassed.

這也太催淚了吧，這師門裡到處都是溼土匪，被人玩弄於股掌之間，丟人現眼。

But I do think I watched soul this weekend.

但我想我這個週末看了《靈魂》。

If you guys looking for another tear jerker it was It was a tough one.

如果你們想找另一個催淚的人，那就是... ...這是一個艱難的。

I got to the end was getting a little weepy, but yeah, this division is a shame.

我到了最後是有點哭笑不得，但是是的，這個師是個恥辱。

你說的對，我們沒有得到報酬。

Profits were paid toe be analysts, and Dan and I are trying to analyze, but we can't.

利潤是付給分析師的，我和丹想分析，但我們不能。

We're showing the best weekend, but you did a good job.

我們正在展示最好的週末，但你做得很好。

This divisions, It's really bottom feeders.

這種劃分，實在是底層的饋贈者。

And the reality is, they all started at the bottom.

而現實是，他們都是從底層開始的。

You know, I came in today and I wanted to make you feel good.

你知道，我今天來，我想讓你感覺良好。

And I said that, like, I see you looking like Morris Chestnut tonight.

我說，就像，我看到你今晚看起來像莫里斯・栗子。

But I want to make sure that you keep it really, really?

但我想確保你保持真的，真的嗎？