Hey, get me out of here!

嘿，讓我離開這裡！

Watch it, Mr Grabby Pants.

小心點，搶褲先生

I don't like being carried around like that.

我不喜歡被人這樣帶著走。

Geez.

天啊

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

哇，哇，哇！

Hi there.

你好啊

What the heck are you?

你到底是什麼人？

Me?

我？

Im a football?

我是一個足球？

You're a ball made a feat.

你是個球做的壯舉。

No, no, no Foot ball.

不，不，不腳球。

Get it?

明白了嗎？

Not made a feet.

不是做了一個腳。

Oh!

哦！

Whoa, whoa!

哇，哇！

It's a melon.

這是一個瓜。

I'm not a melon.

我不是一個瓜。

I'm a football.

我是一個足球。

Oh, no, you're not.

哦，不，你不是。

Not in America, buddy.

不是在美國，夥計。

What freaking tourists is Melon made a feet to know.

什麼畸形的遊客是瓜子做的腳知道。

Nobody's made a feet.

沒有人做過腳。

Boy, what's wrong with you?

孩子，你怎麼了？

I'm an orange Newsflash.

我是一個橙色的新聞快訊。

Thanks.

謝謝你

Your face is full of laces.

你的臉上滿是花邊。

Somebody didn't take their shoes off.

有人沒脫鞋

You even know what a football is?

你知道足球是什麼嗎？

Yeah, It's a ball made of feet.

是的，這是一個用腳做的球。

No.

不知道

Football is a game that pits to worthy opponents against each other in an arena made of violence and grace.

足球是一種遊戲，在一個由暴力和優雅組成的競技場上，讓值得信賴的對手互相對抗。

It's the only boring What?

這是唯一無聊的什麼？

You look like a mutated lemon.

你看起來像一個變異的檸檬。

You're a lemon head.

你是一個檸檬頭。

That's not even funny.

這一點都不好笑

I'm shaped like this.

我的形狀是這樣的。

So it's easy to throw me throw you with her hands.

所以很容易把我扔給她的手扔給你。

Yeah.

是啊。

So what do you call the football then?

那你把足球叫什麼？

You should be called a handball.

你應該叫手球。

No, you're a handball.

不，你是個手球。

That's not my name.

那不是我的名字

Hey, hey, Handball.

嘿，嘿，手球。

It's football.

這是足球。

He handball.

他手球。

Do you have any money?

你有沒有錢？

No, because I want my quarterback.

不，因為我想要我的四分衛。

Thing is getting a little name is handball.

事情是得到一個小名是手球。

Lemon head.

檸檬頭。

That's not my name.

那不是我的名字

Hey!

嘿！

Hey, Handball.

嘿，手球。

Can you blow bubbles with your spit?

你會用口水吹泡泡嗎？

No.

不知道

Like this Watch.

像這樣的手錶。

That's disgusting.

太噁心了

Try it.

試試吧

No, you're not trying.

不，你沒有嘗試。

Yeah, and I'm not going.

是的，我不會去。

Thio, Stop that!

Thio, 別這樣!

You'll love it.

你會喜歡的

No, I'm pretty sure I won't love it.

不，我很確定我不會喜歡它。

It's fun.

這很有趣。

Know what's going on here?

知道這裡發生了什麼嗎？

I'm the star.

我是明星。

The Super Bowl.

超級碗。

And this is how I get treated Being berated by a talking orange Super Bowl?

這就是我的待遇 被一個會說話的橙色超級碗罵？

Is that for a really big salad?

那是為了一個真正的大沙拉嗎？

No, it's not for a really big salad.

不，這不是為了一個真正的大沙拉。

Are you?

你是嗎？

Actually that slow?

其實這麼慢？

Hey, Handball.

嘿，手球。

What foot?

什麼腳？

What?

什麼？

Whoa!

哇！

He handballed denied your seat.

他手球拒絕了你的座位。

Oh, well, o e tell you I'm a bloody football, not him.

哦，好吧，我告訴你，我是一個該死的足球，不是他。

Yeah, right hand ball told me that you weren't made of feet.

是啊，右手球告訴我，你不是腳做的。

Stupid melon.

笨瓜。

Who let the oranges out?

誰把橘子放出來的？

Who let the oranges out?

誰把橘子放出來的？

Oh, whoa, whoa!

哦，哇，哇！

Hey, melon, You're back.

嘿，瓜子，你回來了。

Hey, I told you before, I'm not a melon.

嘿，我告訴過你，我不是瓜。

Geez, Don't get so angry.

天啊，不要這麼生氣。

Usually you're so melancholy.

平時你都是這麼憂鬱的。

Hey, hey, Melon.

嘿，嘿，瓜子。

I'm not a melon.

我不是一個瓜。

Hey, melon.

嘿，瓜子。

Hey, I'm not a melon.

嘿，我不是一個瓜。

Hey!

嘿！

Hey, Melon.

嘿，瓜子。

What?

什麼？

Whose air?

誰的空氣？

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

No, No, Please stop it!

不，不，請停止！

You please!

請吧！

Stop it!

停下來！

Please!

求你了！

Oh, my God!

哦，我的天！

It's so annoying.

真煩人。

Please stop it.

請不要再這樣了

Way Crap!

廢話！

You're annoying.

你真煩人

P melon.

P瓜。

What is it?

什麼事？

But well, whoa!

但是，好了，哇！

Looks like you really got a kick out of that.

看來你真的是被踢出來了。

Hey, there, everybody.

嘿，大家好。

It's Ham Williams Jr here.

我是小漢姆・威廉姆斯

And I want to know, Are you ready for some football?

我想知道，你準備好看球了嗎？

E guess nobody told him he was getting fired.

我想沒有人告訴他他要被解僱了。

Hello, and welcome to the 46th annual fruit bowl.

大家好，歡迎來到第46屆果盤節。

XlV I an Italian.

我是意大利人

It's gonna be a heck of a matchup today as the New England plantains take on the New York giant apples.

今天將是一場精彩的比賽 新英格蘭大蕉隊對陣紐約大蘋果隊。

Let's check in with our lifeline to the sideline.

讓我們來看看我們的生命線的邊線。

Little apple.

小蘋果。

Hey, that's midget apple.

嘿，那是侏儒蘋果。

That's right, Pair.

沒錯，"對"。

We're just moments away from the kick off and the tension is so thick you could cut it with Just kidding.

我們離開球只有幾分鐘的時間了，緊張的氣氛可以用開玩笑的方式來切割。

The only one who has to worry about anything is this guy e meet this year's football.

唯一需要擔心的是這個傢伙e見今年的足球。

Oh, sure, he looks fine now, but just wait until the game is over.

哦，當然，他現在看起來很好，但只要等到遊戲結束。

Oh, game on with.

哦，遊戲與。

Oh, that's gotta hurt.

哦，那一定很痛。

Let's see the instant replay with about putting a foot in your mouth while its third and 15th for the July apples welfare.

讓我們來看看即時回放與關於把腳放進嘴裡，而其三、15日為七月蘋果福利。

It looks like they're gonna have to come up with something big, too.

看來他們也得想點大招了。

But there's the snap.

但有扣。

We'll be down already.

我們已經下來了。

I'm on a interception.

我在攔截。

Whoa!

哇！

So this is all a dream.

所以這一切都只是一場夢。

No interception.

沒有攔截。

And what's this Touchdown?

那這個 "觸地 "是什麼？

Whoa, midget Apple got planted.

哇，侏儒蘋果被栽了。

It's awfully hard to pass on these plantains.

這些大蕉很難吃到了。

I'm not surprised.

我一點也不驚訝。

Midget Apple always comes up short.

侏儒蘋果總是差強人意。

It's fourth and long for the joy apples that they're going for it back to the past.

這是第四，也是歡樂蘋果的長處，他們要為它回到過去。

Oh, it's a handoff.

哦，這是一個交接。

Midget.

侏儒。

Apple's loose.

蘋果的松。

Whoa!

哇！

It's a rumble for the fumble with touch touch on the plantings habit.

這是對種植習慣的摸索與摸索的隆隆聲。

I wonder where they found the energy to do that.

不知道他們哪裡來的精力去做這件事。

Well, orange.

嗯，橙色。

It looks like somebody's been drinking.

看來有人喝了酒。

Zoom, the official beverage of Fruitful 46.

Zoom，果然46的官方飲料。

Everything's faster with Zoom.

有了Zoom，一切都變得更快。

That's right, Orange.

沒錯，橘子君。

It's so fast.

它是如此之快。

The first half is already over.

上半場已經結束了。

Wow, it's time to check out the star of our halftime show.

哇，是時候看看我們中場秀的明星了。

Give it up for Marshmallow Seo.

為了徐棉花糖放棄了。

Someone want to tell me what unicorns have to do with Oh, talk about a wardrobe malfunction that sure wasn't kosher that the second half is underway.

誰來告訴我，獨角獸有什麼關係哦，說說衣櫃故障，肯定是下半場正在進行的不吉利。

Oh, no.

哦，不

Did I miss Madonna?

我錯過了麥當娜嗎？

Oh, midget.

哦，侏儒。

Apple's got a kick out of that.

蘋果公司有一個踢出來的。

Oh, no, not again.

哦，不，不要再來了。

Oh, God.

哦，天啊

Oh, oh, oh!

哦，哦，哦！

Whoa!

哇！

Looks like there's a flag on the play given up to the refs were catching this one.

看來有一個旗子在比賽中給了裁判在抓這個人。

That looks like very to me.

我看很像。

Daniel Bendel D oh, no bad news for the joy I apples.

丹尼爾-本德爾D哦，沒有壞消息的喜悅我蘋果。

With only seconds left in the game, they're gonna need a miracle finish.

比賽只剩下幾秒鐘，他們需要一個奇蹟來完成。

Gotta dig deep, fellas.

得深挖，夥計們。

Give it your all, Especially you.

全力以赴，尤其是你。

What now you're talking to me For the last two hours, You thought I was football?

你跟我說了兩個小時，你以為我是橄欖球嗎？

No.

不知道

Isn't that nice?

這不是很好嗎？

They took some time out to cuddle huddle, not cuddle.

他們抽出一些時間來抱抱，而不是抱抱。

This is it.

就是這裡了

With a championship title on the line.

隨著一個冠軍頭銜的到來。

Here's with midget.

這裡的與侏儒。

Apple's catching some serious air.

蘋果公司的氣勢有些嚴重。

Whoa!

哇！

Talk about big blimp in there yet.

說說裡面的大飛艇吧。

Oh, it looks like he's finally coming back down.

哦，看來他終於回來了。

What's this?

這是什麼？

Oh, he's on the crossbar.

哦，他是在橫樑上。

Which way is he?

他在哪邊？

Got a ball.

有一個球。

Hey, get it, Get it!

嘿，抓住它，抓住它！

Good time.

好時間。

Whoa.

哇。

The plantains got feel.

蕉了感覺。

It's all over now.

現在都結束了。

Except for the crime.

除了犯罪。

Oh, and one more thing.

哦，還有一件事。

Trophy E way needed a smaller trophy running up to all that.

獎盃E方式需要一個較小的獎盃跑到所有。

The point when that's a base hit.

的點，當這是一個基點打。

It sure is nice to get out of the kitchen for some fresh air.

能走出廚房呼吸一下新鮮空氣確實不錯。

Take me out to the ballgame.

帶我出去看球賽

Take me out to the wow my non existent ears.

帶我出去哇我不存在的耳朵。

Three.

三號

Europe.

歐洲：

You hear that, fellas?

你們聽到了嗎，夥計們？

The game's over.

遊戲結束了。

What are they so excited about?

他們為什麼這麼興奮？

Everyone's favorite time has finally arrived.

大家最喜歡的時間終於到了。

Snack time.

小吃時間。

I love snacks.

我喜歡吃零食。

Wait, Where are they?

等等，他們在哪裡？

I don't see any snacks.

我沒有看到任何零食。

Wow.

哇哦

The oh, they want to be picked.

的哦，他們想被選中。

What kind of cool?

什麼樣的酷？

Later they drinking?

後來他們喝酒了？

Nobody's drinking the Kool Aid.

沒有人喝 "酷愛"。

And that's the problem way.

而這就是問題的方式。

Wow.

哇哦

I hope I get picked next.

我希望我下一個被選中。

I hope I get picked next.

我希望我下一個被選中。

I hope I get picked back.

我希望我被選回來。

I hope I get picked next.

我希望我下一個被選中。

Yeah, If you believe it, you could becoming Uh, yeah.

是啊，如果你相信它，你可以成為 呃，是的。

Could someone remind me why everyone's so excited to die?

誰能提醒我，為什麼大家都這麼興奮地想死？

A horrific death again?

又是恐怖的死亡？

Being consumed as a snack is the highest honor of food or drink could ever hope to achieve.

被當做零食食用，是食品或飲料所能達到的最高榮譽。

But sadly, no one ever picks May prune juice.

但遺憾的是，從來沒有人採摘五月梅汁。

I don't know.

我不知道。

I'm healthy.

我很健康

I've got vitamins, I'm in tip top shape.

我有維他命，我的狀態很好。

I'll even keep you regular.

我甚至會讓你經常。

How do you taste terrible.

你的味道怎麼這麼難聞。

Yeah, Yeah.

是啊，是啊。

If only that could be.

如果能這樣就好了。

May chin up, Bruni.

抬起頭來，布魯尼

If you wanna get chosen, I'm sure you can.

如果你想被選中，我相信你可以。

Dio, Steve, How was it?

迪奧，史蒂夫，怎麼樣？

It was everything I had hoped it would be and more blast.

這是我所希望的一切，更多的是爆炸。

I knew it.

我就知道

I need to make myself a little bit more appealing somehow Perhaps I could mix a little bit of extra sugar in May or may be gets, um, or slightly colorful packaging.

我需要讓自己變得更有吸引力一些 也許我可以在五月混合一點額外的糖，或者可能會得到，嗯，或者稍微多彩的包裝。

Go prune juice.

去梅汁。

I just wanna be chosen so badly as bad as your taste because that's pretty bad.

我只是想被選中，所以很想和你的品味一樣糟糕，因為那很糟糕。

You're right.

你是對的

Uh, don't cry, Bruni.

別哭了，布魯尼

You'll get all wrinkly her.

你會得到所有的皺紋她。

At least you're healthy, right?

至少你是健康的，對吧？

What's the point in being healthy if no one wants to eat?

如果沒有人願意吃飯，那健康還有什麼意義？

You mean with foods?

你是說食物？

That's the entire point.

這就是整個問題的關鍵。

Hey.

嘿嘿

Hey!

嘿！

Pro Me?

親我？

Yeah, and one final hand.

是的，還有最後一隻手。

And I think it's coming for May.

而且我覺得5月份就要來了。

It's probably coming for me.

它可能是為我而來。

I suppose there is one benefit to being healthy.

我想，健康是有一個好處的。

And what's that?

那是什麼？

I'm so healthy.

我是如此健康。

I could do this.

我可以做到這一點。

Yes, Yes.

是的，是的。

This'd is everything I've ever wanted on Mawr.

這是我在Mawr上想要的一切。

Oh, that kind of hurt.

哦，那種傷害。

Yeah, I'm sure it's gonna get E ever wish for this thing?

是啊，我敢肯定，它會得到E曾經希望這個東西？

Uh, too bad I'm really crushed to see him go.

呃，太糟糕了，我真的很崩潰，看到他去。

Dude, come on.

夥計，來吧。