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  • Aw, look at the baby monkey.

    噢,看那隻小猴子。

  • (audience clapping)

    (觀眾鼓掌)

  • Oh my god.

    哦,我的上帝。

  • Conan, this is a

    柯南,這是一個

  • Tonkean Celebes monkey,

    通科塞萊貝斯猴。

  • a type of macaque.

    獼猴的一種。

  • He just recognized me and freaked out.

    他只是認出了我,嚇壞了。

  • I know.

    我知道,我知道

  • These things evolved from humans actually.

    這些東西其實是由人類進化而來的。

  • Oh look at this little guy.

    哦,看看這個小傢伙。

  • Quite an improvement.

    頗有進步。

  • Look at that cute little bottle you got there.

    看你那可愛的小瓶子。

  • This is a bottle, you can try to feed him.

    這是個奶瓶,你可以試著喂他。

  • Yeah, that's great.

    是的,這是很好的。

  • I hoped that you didn't have to work very hard at it.

    我希望你不用很辛苦的去做。

  • Aw, looks it's like he got that on an airline, isn't it?

    哦,看起來他好像是在航空公司得到的,是嗎?

  • Oh, that is so sweet.

    哦,那是如此甜蜜。

  • And so it's what kind of monkey?

    所以它是什麼猴子?

  • It's called a Tonkean Celebes monkey.

    它叫通克塞萊貝斯猴。

  • They come from Indonesia.

    他們來自印度尼西亞。

  • And this is a six-month-old baby.

    而這是一個六個月大的嬰兒。

  • They normally don't wear diapers but,

    他們平時不穿尿布,但。

  • the diaper's for your suit.

    尿布的你的西裝。

  • They're not born in diapers are they?

    他們不是在尿布裡出生的吧?

  • No.

    不知道

  • Fascinating.

    迷人的。

  • (audience laughing)

    (觀眾笑)

  • It's so cute.

    它是如此可愛。

  • And how old is this little baby?

    那這個小寶寶多大了?

  • Hey where are you going there buddy?

    嘿,你要去哪裡,夥計?

  • He's six months old,

    他才六個月大

  • and when he's fully grown,

    而當他完全長大後。

  • he'll be possibly 24 to 30 inches.

    他可能是24到30英寸。

  • And these animals live in troops.

    而這些動物生活在部隊裡。

  • (audience and Clyde laughing)

    (觀眾和克萊德笑)

  • So nice, aww.

    這麼好,啊。

  • (audience sighing)

    (觀眾嘆息)

  • The males troop together,

    雄性部隊一起。

  • and the females stay together.

    和女性呆在一起。

  • When the males recognize that the females are in heat,

    當雄性認識到雌性正在發情時。

  • they'll stay around them for about 10 days

    他們會在他們身邊停留10天左右。

  • before they.

    之前,他們。

  • Does he know now that I'm in heat?

    他現在知道我發情了嗎?

  • Doesn't he sense

    他不知道嗎?

  • that I'm ready to get it on with any monkey?

    我已經準備好和任何一隻猴子做愛了嗎?

  • Hey, hey, okay, he does, he does.

    嘿,嘿,好吧,他是,他是。

  • He didn't like that at all.

    他一點也不喜歡這樣。

  • He was just gumming you.

    他只是在糊弄你

  • He was like, I'm not into that.

    他說,我不喜歡這樣。

  • All right, well thank you.

    好吧,謝謝你。

  • Does he have a name?

    他有名字嗎?

  • Yes he does, it's Sam.

    是的,他是山姆。

  • Sam, okay?

    山姆,好嗎?

  • All right, very nice.

    好吧,非常好。

  • Well very nice to meet you Sam.

    很高興認識你,薩姆

  • Okay Sam.

    好吧,山姆。

  • Sam's a little sweetie.

    薩姆是個小甜心

  • Now Sams' trying to escape from you.

    現在薩姆想從你這裡逃出去了

  • Let's see, we'll put him over here.

    讓我們看看,我們會把他放在這裡。

  • Never met that guy.

    從來沒有見過那個人。

  • Does he even work for you?

    他是否為你工作?

  • (audiences laughing)

    (觀眾笑)

  • Random people are coming out of the audience

    隨機的人從觀眾席上走出來

  • to take the animals away.

    把動物帶走。

  • Here's another baby.

    這是另一個嬰兒。

  • And this is a baby wallaby,

    而這是一隻小袋鼠。

  • called a Bennett's wallaby.

    被稱為班尼特的沙袋鼠。

  • And they come from Australia, Tazmania.

    而他們來自澳洲,塔茲曼尼亞。

  • Would this drink out of the same bottle?

    這個會不會用同一個瓶子喝?

  • He might, yes.

    他可能會,是的。

  • Should they share interspecies germs?

    它們應該共享種間病菌嗎?

  • Or this that okay?

    還是說這個可以?

  • We have some fruits back here.

    我們有一些水果回到這裡。

  • He just smelled monkey on it,

    他只是在上面聞到了猴子的味道。

  • and was like, no thank you.

    並想,沒有謝謝你。

  • We'll see what we can do here.

    我們看看我們能在這裡做什麼。

  • What's this? Right here?

    這是什麼?就在這裡?

  • He might take the berry, I don't know.

    他可能會拿走漿果,我不知道。

  • Okay, wow, I've never seen.

    好吧,哇,我從來沒有見過。

  • These are actually grazers,

    這些其實都是食肉動物。

  • but in captivity, they'll certainly take fruits.

    但在被囚禁的情況下,他們一定會取得成果。

  • That's the finicky-est eater I've ever seen.

    這是我見過的最挑剔的食客。

  • (Conan animating his voice)

    (柯南動畫他的聲音)

  • No I don't think so, not for me.

    不,我不這麼認為,不適合我。

  • No, no, no. Thank you very much, I appreciate it,

    不,不,不。非常感謝你,我很感激。

  • but I don't think so, no.

    但我不這麼認為,沒有。

  • (audience laughing)

    (觀眾笑)

  • Just sniffing it and not really doing anything.

    只聞其聲,不見其人。

  • How does this animal survive in the wild?

    這種動物在野外如何生存?

  • (audience laughing)

    (觀眾笑)

  • Actually, they are incredible survivors

    其實,他們是不可思議的倖存者

  • because they live in very dry areas.

    因為它們生活在非常乾燥的地區。

  • And they graze,

    他們吃草。

  • and oftentimes don't have standing water available to drink.

    而且經常沒有可供飲用的常水。

  • Aw, smelled the product in my hair.

    啊,聞到了我頭髮上的產品味道。

  • (Conan laughing)

    (柯南笑)

  • (audience laughing and clapping)

    (觀眾笑著鼓掌)

  • Right, if I ever get the chance, I'll kill you.

    好吧,如果我有機會,我就殺了你。

  • (audience laughing)

    (觀眾笑)

  • Well we should move along.

    好吧,我們應該繼續前進。

  • Oh now, now once I'm not touching it,

    哦,現在,現在一旦我不碰它。

  • he wants the berry.

    他想要的漿果。

  • Okay, come with me sweetie right there, all right.

    好了,跟我來吧,親愛的,在那裡,所有的權利。

  • Oh hi, how are you?

    哦,嗨,你好嗎?

  • Nice to see you.

    很高興見到你

  • Oh my god, here we go.

    哦,我的上帝,在這裡我們去。

  • Now we're talking.

    現在,我們正在談論。

  • Here's an amazing animal that comes from the rainforest

    這是一種來自熱帶雨林的神奇動物。

  • of Central and South America.

    中美洲和南美洲。

  • I have to be honest.

    我必須說實話。

  • This looks like something from outer space.

    這看起來像外太空的東西。

  • I'm not kidding, look at those claws.

    我不是在開玩笑,看看這些爪子。

  • What is this animal?

    這是什麼動物?

  • This is a Two-toed sloth.

    這是一隻二趾樹懶。

  • It should actually be called

    其實應該叫

  • a Two-toed toenailed sloth actually.

    a 兩趾趾甲懶人其實。

  • But, this animal hangs upside down in a Cecropia tree.

    但是,這隻動物倒掛在一棵仙人掌樹上。

  • So these things are found in the wild?

    所以這些東西是在野外發現的?

  • These little mini jungle gyms?

    這些迷你叢林小健身房?

  • I brought this back from my last Amazon trip.

    我上次亞馬遜之行帶回來的。

  • These grow naturally in the wild.

    這些都是在野外自然生長的。

  • Will he eat this strawberry?

    他會吃這個草莓嗎?

  • Yes, I think he might take a grape

    是的,我想他可能會吃葡萄。

  • if he doesn't take the strawberry.

    如果他不拿草莓。

  • He loves grapes.

    他喜歡葡萄。

  • Try a grape.

    試試葡萄。

  • I can't believe these animals are all like supermodels.

    我不敢相信這些動物都像超模一樣。

  • You want a grape there sloth?

    你想吃葡萄嗎?

  • There we go.

    我們走吧

  • (audience sighs)

    (觀眾嘆息)

  • Look at those eyes.

    看看這雙眼睛。

  • Those are the eyes of a killer.

    這是一個殺手的眼睛。

  • (audience laughing)

    (觀眾笑)

  • And this is an animal

    而這是一種動物

  • that just likes to kind of hang out and chill.

    這只是喜歡那種掛出和寒意。

  • They eat very little.

    他們吃得很少。

  • They have slow metabolisms.

    他們的新陳代謝緩慢。

  • Once a week, they come down out of the tree.

    每週一次,他們從樹上下來。

  • I've got an uncle like that.

    我有一個這樣的叔叔。

  • (Conan laughing)

    (柯南笑)

  • (audience laughing and clapping)

    (觀眾笑著鼓掌)

  • So this guy doesn't do that much.

    所以這傢伙並沒有做那麼多。

  • Just sort of hangs there and eats grapes all day.

    只是有點掛在那裡,整天吃葡萄。

  • As I started to say,

    正如我開始說的那樣。

  • he'll come down once a week.

    他每週會下來一次。

  • Oh, I guess you think I talk too much, huh?

    哦,我猜你覺得我話太多了,是吧?

  • No. (Clyde laughing)

    不,(克萊德笑)

  • I'm sorry Clyde.

    我很抱歉,克萊德。

  • He'll defecate at the base of the tree.

    他會在樹的底部排洩。

  • Oh great, I'm glad you interrupted what I was saying.

    哦,太好了,我很高興你打斷了我說的話。

  • Conan, I gotta get this in.

    柯南,我得把這個放進去

  • What is it Clyde?

    怎麼了,克萊德?

  • They defecate.

    他們排洩。

  • It's important stuff.

    這是很重要的東西。

  • It's not important stuff.

    這不是重要的東西。

  • It is because he fertilizes the tree that he lives off of.

    因為他給他賴以生存的樹施肥。

  • And he takes a chance on getting preyed upon

    而他卻冒著被獵殺的危險。

  • by a jaguar or something while he's doing this.

    在他做這個的時候,被美洲虎或什麼東西咬了。

  • So this animal risks death to feed the trees in its area.

    所以這種動物冒著死亡的危險來餵養它所在區域的樹木。

  • That's exactly right.

    那是完全正確的。

  • That's a dumb animal.

    那是一種愚蠢的動物。

  • (audience laughing)

    (觀眾笑)

  • All right, we should head over this way.

    好吧,我們應該往這邊走。

  • Yeah, let's take a look at something else over here.

    是啊,讓我們看看別的東西在這裡。

  • I wanna see what this is all about right here.

    我想看看這到底是怎麼回事。

  • This is where Clyde likes to bathe every evening.

    這裡是克萊德每天晚上喜歡洗澡的地方。

  • What is this?

    這是什麼?

  • Oh my god, is this a shark?

    哦,我的上帝,這是一個鯊魚?

  • This is a shark.

    這是一條鯊魚。

  • This is a nurse shark,

    這是一個護士鯊。

  • and they live in the coastal waters.

    他們生活在沿海水域。

  • (water splashing)

    (水花)

  • Is it okay?

    可以嗎?

  • Look at this thing.

    看看這個東西。

  • And are those its teeth?

    那是它的牙齒嗎?

  • Or is that a mustache of some kind?

    還是說那是某種鬍子?

  • They do have teeth.

    他們確實有牙齒。

  • They have thousands of serrated teeth,

    它們有成千上萬的鋸齒。

  • which they use to crush shellfish.

    他們用它來壓碎貝類。

  • And he could do a good job of your hand.

    而且他能把你的手藝做得很好。

  • Why didn't you tell me that before the segment?

    你為什麼不在段子之前告訴我?

  • Why shove the shark into my suit jacket

    為什麼把鯊魚塞進我的西裝外套裡?

  • and then tell me that it's a killer?

    然後告訴我,這是一個殺手?

  • They're not normally aggressive,

    他們通常不具有攻擊性。

  • but they certainly can be.

    但他們當然可以。

  • Is it okay out of the water?

    出水可以嗎?

  • For a brief period of time.

    在短暫的時間內。

  • Actually, they can stay out of water

    其實,他們可以不沾水的

  • much longer than one would think.

    比人們想象的要長得多。

  • And what he's doing here,

    而他在這裡做什麼。

  • he's using muscles behind his gills.

    他在用腮後的肌肉。

  • And if he were in the water,

    如果他在水裡。

  • he would pump the water through his mouth

    他會用嘴抽水

  • and out past the gills

    腮邊

  • so that he can stay at the bottom

    這樣他就可以留在底層

  • and continue to extract oxygen from the water

    並繼續從水中提取氧氣

  • without moving like most sharks.

    不像大多數鯊魚那樣一動不動。

  • That was a long story.

    說來話長。

  • (audience laughing)

    (觀眾笑)

  • Hey, whoa hey, take it easy.

    嘿,哇,嘿,別激動。

  • What are you doing?

    你在做什麼?

  • Why make him pay for your bad anectote?

    為什麼要讓他為你的壞消息付出代價?

  • (Clyde laughing)

    (克萊德笑)

  • (audience clapping)

    (觀眾鼓掌)

  • All right, we got time for one more.

    好了,我們還有時間再來一次。

  • One more. Where is the last one?

    還有一個最後一個在哪裡?

  • Where's the python?

    蟒蛇呢?

  • (audience groaning)

    (觀眾呻吟)

  • Oh my god.

    哦,我的上帝。

  • You take the head Conan.

    柯南,你拿著腦袋

  • Take the head? Oh thanks, great.

    把頭拿去?哦,謝謝,太好了。

  • That's the part that chop chop.

    這就是砍砍砍的部分。

  • I'll tell you why.

    我告訴你為什麼

  • How long is this python first of all?

    首先這個python有多長?

  • This snake is about 17-1/2 feet, weighs 180 pounds.

    這條蛇大約17 -1/2英尺,重180磅。

  • And if you notice his eyes are opaque?

    如果你注意到他的眼睛是不透明的?

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • He's getting ready to shed his skin.

    他已經準備好脫皮了。

  • Okay, he's moving in a weird way.

    好吧,他的動作很奇怪。

  • They're a little more nasty

    他們是比較討厭的

  • when they're ready to shed.

    當他們準備好脫落的時候。

  • He's he getting mad right now?

    他現在是在生氣嗎?

  • Why is he contracting like this?

    他為什麼要這樣收縮?

  • What's happening?

    發生什麼事了?

  • He's pulling his head back,

    他在把頭往後拉。

  • and he's looking at me in this weird way.

    他看著我,以這種奇怪的方式。

  • Can he bite?

    他能咬人嗎?

  • Can this animal bite?

    這種動物能咬人嗎?

  • He can, he has about 100 needle-sharp teeth,

    他可以,他有大約100顆針鋒相對的牙齒。

  • which kind of curve back.

    哪種曲線回。

  • You're an ass.

    你是個混蛋。

  • What are you talking about?

    你在說什麼?

  • (audience clapping)

    (觀眾鼓掌)

  • Are you choking my snake?

    你是在掐我的蛇嗎?

  • No, I'm not choking your snake.

    不,我不會掐死你的蛇。

  • He's coming up this way, he's coming up this way.

    他往這邊來了,他往這邊來了。

  • Get behind pretty ladies.

    躲在美女後面。

  • Oh, he's coming back.

    哦,他回來了。

  • All right.

    好吧,我知道了

  • Is there any way that I can summon the shark

    有什麼辦法可以讓我召喚出鯊魚?

  • to my defense like Aquaman?

    像水行俠一樣為我辯護?

  • You can try it.

    你可以試試。

  • Shark um-tie, attack snake.

    鯊魚嗯呔,攻擊蛇。

  • Baby monkeys.

    小猴子。

  • Look at this sloth could care less

    你看這個懶鬼,根本就不在乎

  • about what's happening on this TV show.

    關於這個電視節目發生的事情。

  • However, the python would be very happy to

    然而,蟒蛇會非常高興的。

  • try to eat the sloth.

    試著吃樹懶。

  • We're gonna take a break because we're gonna have to go.

    我們要休息一下,因為我們要去。

  • But thank you for bringing these animals here.

    但謝謝你把這些動物帶到這裡來。

  • Clyde Peeling everyone.

    克萊德-皮爾大家。

  • Simon Cowell coming up.

    西蒙-考威爾來了。

Aw, look at the baby monkey.

噢,看那隻小猴子。

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B1 中級 中文 TeamCoco 觀眾 動物 鯊魚 猴子 柯南

柯南遇到了一隻小猴子 - "深夜與柯南奧布萊恩"。 (Conan Meets A Baby Monkey - "Late Night With Conan O'Brien")

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