I know you're constantly looking for that one thing that's gonna make you happy.

我知道你一直在尋找那件能讓你快樂的事情。

What is it?

什麼事？

What are you doing To try and find happiness?

你在做什麼來嘗試和尋找幸福？

Well, I'm so I'm so generally so happy that I have to mute it because people get really tired of you when you know when you're successful in your happy and stuff like that, it's just like And I gotta tell you, I'm not only happy, but I'm filthy rich.

好吧，我是如此，我是如此的一般如此快樂，我不得不靜音，因為人們得到真正的厭倦你，當你知道當你成功的你的快樂和類似的東西，它只是喜歡，我得告訴你，我不僅是快樂的，但我是骯髒的豐富。

Yeah.

是啊。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

It's good to know E like to keep that on the down low.

很高興知道E喜歡保持低調。

You like to keep that quiet?

你喜歡保持安靜？

Quiet, man, you gotta be careful.

安靜，夥計，你得小心點。

You gotta be careful, but yeah, I'm generally pretty happy.

你得小心點，不過是的，我總的來說很開心。

I I'm into expanded consciousness.

我... ...我喜歡擴展意識。

Like right now, even sitting here, I am the audience You think you are.

就像現在，即使坐在這裡，我也是你認為的觀眾。

The audience that stated consciousness is you.

說意識的觀眾是你。

Totally.

是啊

You think that you are the sole doesn't stop at the edge of your skin, Conan.

你以為你是唯一的，但你的皮膚邊緣並沒有停止，柯南。

It goes out further and you can expand and you can expand.

它再往外走，你可以擴大，你可以擴大。

And you're not only people, but you're things as well.

而且你們不僅是人，也是物。

Your everything and everyone.

你的一切和每個人。

And so no one can ever take anything away from me Because I am everything, I think.

所以沒有人可以從我這裡奪走任何東西 因為我就是一切，我想。

Oh, what's that?

哦，那是什麼？

What's that?

那是什麼？

A niche.

一個利基。

You had a I could you?

你有一個我，你能嗎？

Are you a little dry?

你是不是有點幹？

You are a little dry back there.

你後面有點幹。

Should moisturize more.

應該多保溼。

Let me just say, Hey, Yeah, It was not bad.

我只想說，嘿，是的，它不壞。

Enjoyed that.

我很喜歡

It is the holidays.

這是假期。

We wish you the best of the holiday season.

我們祝願您節日快樂。

Anything I mean, you mean you wish me a merry Christmas?

任何事情，我的意思是，你的意思是你祝我聖誕快樂？

Is that what you're trying to say?

這就是你想說的嗎？

Can't legally say e because Because I wish you a merry Christmas.

不能合法的說e，因為我祝你聖誕快樂。

In fact, I'll go a step one step further and wish you a Christ e Christ, he could Uh huh.

事實上，我更進一步，希望你有個基督，他可以... ...呃，呵呵。

E don't hear that crazy enough.

我沒聽過這麼瘋狂的事

Yeah, because that's really what it's about, isn't it?

是啊，因為這才是真正的目的，不是嗎？

The birth of the baby Jesus.

嬰兒耶穌的誕生。

Yeah.

是啊。

You know what?

你知道嗎？

I'm gonna dio I'm gonna go up to Canada into a small cabin in the woods where there's no lawyers, and I'm gonna have a mass in the honor of Christ.

我要去加拿大，去一個沒有律師的樹林裡的小木屋裡，我要去做一個以基督為榮的彌撒。

I'm gonna be Oh, I'm gonna see you now.

我會是哦，我要去看看你了。

And you can just You can sit here and celebrate the the separation of church and state.

你可以坐在這裡慶祝政教分離。

Just some great music that goes with that There's some great separation of church and state jingle Some nice ones Talk about that.

有一些很好的音樂與之相配，有一些很好的政教分離的廣告詞，有一些很好的廣告詞，說說看。

Do you get when you get in the spirit?

當你有了精神，你會得到嗎？

Do you like to sing the I love the carols you have loved the carols.

你是否喜歡唱《我愛頌歌》你愛過的頌歌。

I love the carols, but they they make me really emotional.

我喜歡頌歌，但他們... ...他們讓我非常情緒化。

I mean, they really they touch me and they go way back.

我的意思是，他們真的... ...他們觸動了我，他們回到了過去。

I'm going way back.

我要回去了

It reminds me of really beautiful, joyful things, and it's ah, so I mean, I like to sing them.

它讓我想起了真正美麗的，快樂的事情，它是啊，所以我的意思是，我喜歡唱他們。

You want to sing?

你想唱歌嗎？

We'll just say it's a little Carol right now.

我們就說它是一個小卡羅爾現在。

Things that what this is for that just is there.

事情，這是什麼原因，只是是有。

I don't know if I just left that there.

我不知道我是否只是離開了那裡。

Someone left it.

有人離開了它。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Can you give me a little silent night?

你能給我一個寂靜的小夜晚嗎？

Just This is gonna be hard.

只是這將是困難的。

Yeah.

是啊。

Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Oh, a white.

哦，一個白色的。

All right, It's I'm sorry.

好吧，這是我很抱歉。

All right, let's wait.

好吧，讓我們等待。

It's too painful.

太痛苦了

Let me try.

讓我試試

Let me try it one more time.

讓我再試一次。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Can I try one?

我可以試一試嗎？

Sure.

當然可以

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Just give me one more time.

再給我一次機會

Take it easy.

放鬆點

Thank you.

謝謝你了

I'm sorry.

我很抱歉

All right.

好吧，我知道了

You don't have You don't have to sing it.

你不必，你不必唱它。

That's OK.

沒事的

I didn't want to upset you.

我不想讓你難過。

That's all right.

那就好

You don't have todo drunken.

你不必喝醉了。

Okay?

好嗎？

I'm sorry.

我很抱歉

I'm so sorry, Jim.

我很抱歉，吉姆。

I apologize.

我向你道歉

Is there anything we can do to make it?

我們有什麼辦法可以讓它？

Oh, man.

哦，夥計。

Oh, man.

哦，夥計。

I gotta get through this because I'm a professional.

我必須通過這個，因為我是一個專業的。

Mhm e.

嗯嗯

Maybe if I saying the old Carol but, like, did it with a modern twist.

也許如果我說的是老卡羅爾，但，喜歡，做了一個現代的扭曲。

Whatever way.

不管是什麼方式。

But your mother, right?

但你的母親，對嗎？

Hey, says you when you're saying he knows when you're awake.

嘿，說你的時候，你說他知道你什麼時候醒了。

Hey, doesn't have a radical kick your ass Sign a night holding up Let's go find out I'm sorry, China Silence tonight.

嘿，沒有一個激進的人踢你的屁股 籤一個晚上，讓我們去看看 對不起，中國今晚沉默。

No way, e.

沒辦法，e。