Name: 傑夫-高布倫的臥底童年聖誕節--"深夜與柯南-奧布萊恩"。 (Jeff Goldblum's Undercover Childhood Christmases - "Late Night With Conan O'Brien")
Uploaded: 2020-12-23T19:00:35.000Z
Duration: 8 min 8 s

頻率副詞

I tell you what I have always wanted My whole life I've wanted toe have the guest come out.

我告訴你我一直想要的是什麼，我一生都想讓客人出來。

過去簡單式

We almost did it there and we start dancing.

我們幾乎做到了那裡，我們開始跳舞。

然後我們跳了整整一個小時的舞。

這是我在地球上最喜歡的地方。

Have you ever been to a four star restaurant?

Especially in this enchanted time of year.

I mean, on TV, they may not look like much, but in person you can tell that they're spun gold, spun gold, spectacular, gorgeous.

我的意思是，在電視上，它們可能看起來並不怎麼樣，但在人身上，你可以看出，它們是紡金，紡金，壯觀，華麗。

Now talk about your personal life, your ethnicity or your life, your religious beliefs.

現在談談你的個人生活，你的民族或你的生活，你的宗教信仰。

You were raised in a Jewish family, so I'm guessing.

你是在一個猶太家庭長大的，所以我猜測。

My people, Uh But so I'm guessing no Christmas tree for you as a child.

我的人，呃... ...但我猜你小時候沒有聖誕樹。

My dad was a doctor and we served the non Jewish neighborhood.

我爸爸是個醫生，我們為非猶太社區服務。

We grew up in Pittsburgh, mostly Hungarian and Polish and Slovak steelworkers.

我們在匹茲堡長大，大多是匈牙利和波蘭、斯洛伐克的鋼鐵工人。

I was the only Jewish fellow in my school.

I think that my sister and in our neighborhood, in fact, what we had at Christmas, You know, we kind of did both.

我想，我的妹妹和我們的鄰居， 事實上，我們有什麼在聖誕節， 你知道，我們那種做了兩個。

We were, you know, I went to Hebrew school, and it was that, in fact, unorthodox the place where I went.

我們是，你知道，我去希伯來學校，它是，事實上，非正統的地方，我去。

But then at home, we were kind of split, you know, at home.

但後來在家裡，我們有點分裂，你知道，在家裡。

聖誕節時，我們有光明節，對嗎？

You were secretive about celebrating Christmas.

你對慶祝聖誕節的事諱莫如深。

You went down to the What did you have in the basement?

你去了地下室，地下室裡有什麼？

You must have shown anybody that we bring.

We didn't have any lights, like everybody else Did you know?

我們沒有任何燈光，像其他人一樣 你知道嗎？

Hey, we're celebrating Christmas or anything in the window of the living room.

嘿，我們在客廳的窗戶上慶祝聖誕什麼的。

Nor did we have a menorah in the window of the living room.

我們在客廳的窗戶上也沒有擺放一個燭臺。

But in the basement, we had the most elaborate Christmas display and deck and alter and decoration that I've seen in any of my friends houses.

但在地下室，我們有最精緻的聖誕展示和甲板和改變和裝飾，我見過的任何朋友的房子。

I remember we went through a whole ritual getting the tree and decorating it very elaborately and had lots of presents from Santa Claus.

我記得我們經歷了一個完整的儀式，得到了樹，並裝飾它非常複雜，並有很多聖誕老人的禮物。

Supposedly you even you Even I bought that.

Those those Lionel trains that were great.

那些那些獅駝隊的火車，是偉大的。

I was all this happening in the basement.

我是所有這一切發生在地下室。

This is the strangest thing I've ever heard.

It was a little bit undercover, but yes, I believe in Santa Claus.

這是一個有點臥底，但 是的，我相信聖誕老人。

I was just remembering recently that they you know, I believed in it.

我只是記得最近他們... ...你知道，我相信它。

And I was kind of enchanted by it, because I remember the day I vaguely remember the day when we were in the breakfast room.

而我也算是被它迷住了，因為我依稀記得那天我們在早餐室的時候。

We were talking about my sister, my younger sister, two years younger, with my two older brothers and my mom G.

我們說的是我的妹妹，小我兩歲的妹妹，和我的兩個哥哥，還有我的媽媽G。

Do you think this is the year to break it to her?

你覺得今年是向她表白的時候嗎？

Hey said, Well, you know that there's no scent And I said, Wow, I think I was crushed in a way.

我說："你知道沒有香味，我說："哇，我想我在某種程度上被擊垮了。

And then I said, But really, they said, Ah ha ha Jeff doesn't know I said G then does that mean okay?

然後我說，但是真的，他們說，啊哈哈，傑夫不知道我說的是G，那這意思好嗎？

And so you just got the presence and you wrap the presents and stuff.

所以，你只是得到了存在，你包裝的禮物和東西。

And I said, Does that mean the Easter Bunny?

我說，這是不是意味著復活節兔子？

And she nobody believes in the tooth fairy.

I mean, people by Santa and they in the rabbits a little stressed, like, there's a 9 ft rabbit that's gonna break into our house on throw eggs around.

我的意思是，人們由聖誕老人 他們在兔子有點壓力， 像，有一個9英尺的兔子 這是要去打破 進入我們的房子 扔雞蛋周圍。

But I don't even even when I was like three, I was like, There's no being tooth fairy la la la You know, I didn't I didn't know I was a boy of special imagination.

但我甚至在三歲的時候都不知道，我想，沒有什麼牙仙啦啦啦，你知道，我不知道我是一個有特殊想象力的男孩。

I suppose I needed my I needed my myth and I was telling something.

我想我需要我的我需要我的神話，我在說些什麼。

I was dreaming in a half sleep last night because I knew I was gonna talk to you.

我昨晚在半夢半醒中做夢，因為我知道我要和你說話。

I thought, you know, it's true that I may not have the Santa Claus myth, but if somebody would have told somebody before television or airplanes had been invented that I was gonna fly over the clouds once or twice a year and see a tall redheaded man in New York City and we would have a conversation full of laughs and beverages and there'd be a machine to send it at the same time all over the country and people, if you could listen, would be laughing all over the country.

我想，你知道，我可能沒有聖誕老人的神話，但如果有人在電視或飛機被髮明之前就告訴別人，我每年會飛過雲層一兩次，在紐約市看到一個高大的紅髮男人，我們會有一個充滿笑聲和飲料的對話，會有一臺機器把它同時發送到全國各地，如果你能聽懂，人們會笑遍全國。

And then you fly back over the clouds, right?

That's equally as powerful and delightful.

這同樣是強大的，令人欣喜的。

I really believe that may sound a little deluded there, but I do think that I should be the new basis for the Christian religion.

我真的相信，聽起來可能有點痴心妄想，但我確實認為，我應該成為基督教的新基礎。

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