We almost did it there and we start dancing.

我們幾乎做到了那裡，我們開始跳舞。

And then we dance for the entire hour.

然後我們跳了整整一個小時的舞。

There's no interview.

沒有采訪。

There's no jokes.

沒有笑話。

It's just a freak.

這只是一個怪胎。

Out for a neat Wouldn't it be great?

出去玩個痛快，不是很好嗎？

Let's go.

我們走吧

That would be some bad television.

這將是一些糟糕的電視。

Welcome to the show.

歡迎來到展會。

Thank you so, so much.

非常感謝你，非常感謝。

It's my favorite place on Earth to be.

這是我在地球上最喜歡的地方。

That's crazy.

那是瘋狂的。

That's insane.

這是瘋了。

True.

沒錯

Have you ever been to a four star restaurant?

你去過四星級餐廳嗎？

This is the best place on earth.

這裡是世界上最好的地方。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

That's nice.

這很好。

Is the best time I've ever had my life.

是我一生中最美好的時光。

Incredible.

難以置信

It's amazing.

太神奇了

Especially in this enchanted time of year.

尤其是在這個迷人的時節。

Isn't this Oh, yeah.

這不是哦，是的。

Look at these ornaments, aren't they?

看看這些飾品，是不是？

I mean, on TV, they may not look like much, but in person you can tell that they're spun gold, spun gold, spectacular, gorgeous.

我的意思是，在電視上，它們可能看起來並不怎麼樣，但在人身上，你可以看出，它們是紡金，紡金，壯觀，華麗。

And you're always in such a good mood.

而你的心情總是那麼好。

Now talk about your personal life, your ethnicity or your life, your religious beliefs.

現在談談你的個人生活，你的民族或你的生活，你的宗教信仰。

Uh, you are Jewish.

呃，你是猶太人。

You were raised in a Jewish family, so I'm guessing.

你是在一個猶太家庭長大的，所以我猜測。

Very nice.

非常好

Very nice.

非常好

My people, Uh But so I'm guessing no Christmas tree for you as a child.

我的人，呃... ...但我猜你小時候沒有聖誕樹。

No, no.

不，不。

You You guess wrong.

你你猜錯了。

You guess wrong there?

你猜錯了嗎？

Um, here's what we did.

嗯，這就是我們所做的。

In fact, we were the Onley.

事實上，我們是安利人。

My dad was a doctor and we served the non Jewish neighborhood.

我爸爸是個醫生，我們為非猶太社區服務。

We grew up in Pittsburgh, mostly Hungarian and Polish and Slovak steelworkers.

我們在匹茲堡長大，大多是匈牙利和波蘭、斯洛伐克的鋼鐵工人。

Kids in the E.

孩子們在E。

I was the only Jewish fellow in my school.

我是學校裡唯一的猶太同學。

I think that my sister and in our neighborhood, in fact, what we had at Christmas, You know, we kind of did both.

我想，我的妹妹和我們的鄰居， 事實上，我們有什麼在聖誕節， 你知道，我們那種做了兩個。

We were, you know, I went to Hebrew school, and it was that, in fact, unorthodox the place where I went.

我們是，你知道，我去希伯來學校，它是，事實上，非正統的地方，我去。

But then at home, we were kind of split, you know, at home.

但後來在家裡，我們有點分裂，你知道，在家裡。

At Christmas we had Hanukkah, right?

聖誕節時，我們有光明節，對嗎？

But then we mostly had Christmas.

但後來我們主要是過聖誕節。

But in the basement You in the basement.

但在地下室，你在地下室。

You were secretive about celebrating Christmas.

你對慶祝聖誕節的事諱莫如深。

You went down to the What did you have in the basement?

你去了地下室，地下室裡有什麼？

Wasn't secretive.

並不是祕密的。

Exactly.

就是這樣

They didn't say.

他們沒有說。

Don't bring anybody down here.

不要把任何人帶到這裡來。

You must have shown anybody that we bring.

你一定給我們帶來的人看了。

Our friends don't play pain points.

我們的朋友不玩痛點。

But it was It was in the basement.

但它是它在地下室。

We didn't have any lights, like everybody else Did you know?

我們沒有任何燈光，像其他人一樣 你知道嗎？

Displaying?

顯示？

Hey, we're celebrating Christmas or anything in the window of the living room.

嘿，我們在客廳的窗戶上慶祝聖誕什麼的。

Nor did we have a menorah in the window of the living room.

我們在客廳的窗戶上也沒有擺放一個燭臺。

But in the basement, we had the most elaborate Christmas display and deck and alter and decoration that I've seen in any of my friends houses.

但在地下室，我們有最精緻的聖誕展示和甲板和改變和裝飾，我見過的任何朋友的房子。

We went out.

我們出去了。

I remember we went through a whole ritual getting the tree and decorating it very elaborately and had lots of presents from Santa Claus.

我記得我們經歷了一個完整的儀式，得到了樹，並裝飾它非常複雜，並有很多聖誕老人的禮物。

Supposedly you even you Even I bought that.

據說，你連你連我都信了。

Yes.

是的，我知道

You believe in Santa Claus?

你相信有聖誕老人嗎？

We had trains.

我們有火車。

Those those Lionel trains that were great.

那些那些獅駝隊的火車，是偉大的。

Great, great.

很好，很好。

I was all this happening in the basement.

我是所有這一切發生在地下室。

This is the strangest thing I've ever heard.

這是我聽過的最奇怪的事情。

It was a little bit undercover, but yes, I believe in Santa Claus.

這是一個有點臥底，但 是的，我相信聖誕老人。

I was just remembering recently that they you know, I believed in it.

我只是記得最近他們... ...你知道，我相信它。

And I was kind of enchanted by it, because I remember the day I vaguely remember the day when we were in the breakfast room.

而我也算是被它迷住了，因為我依稀記得那天我們在早餐室的時候。

We were talking about my sister, my younger sister, two years younger, with my two older brothers and my mom G.

我們說的是我的妹妹，小我兩歲的妹妹，和我的兩個哥哥，還有我的媽媽G。

Do you think this is the year to break it to her?

你覺得今年是向她表白的時候嗎？

That there's no Santa?

沒有聖誕老人？

And I said, What do you mean?

我說，你什麼意思？

Hey said, Well, you know that there's no scent And I said, Wow, I think I was crushed in a way.

我說："你知道沒有香味，我說："哇，我想我在某種程度上被擊垮了。

And then I said, But really, they said, Ah ha ha Jeff doesn't know I said G then does that mean okay?

然後我說，但是真的，他們說，啊哈哈，傑夫不知道我說的是G，那這意思好嗎？

Really?

真的嗎？

And so you just got the presence and you wrap the presents and stuff.

所以，你只是得到了存在，你包裝的禮物和東西。

Holy cats.

神聖的貓。

And I said, Does that mean the Easter Bunny?

我說，這是不是意味著復活節兔子？

No Easter Bunny on the tooth Fairy?

牙仙身上沒有復活節兔子？

Because I guess I had believed.

因為我想我已經相信了。

Look, I got a tooth and she came.

你看，我有一顆牙，她來了。

And she nobody believes in the tooth fairy.

而她沒有人相信牙仙。

I mean, people by Santa and they in the rabbits a little stressed, like, there's a 9 ft rabbit that's gonna break into our house on throw eggs around.

我的意思是，人們由聖誕老人 他們在兔子有點壓力， 像，有一個9英尺的兔子 這是要去打破 進入我們的房子 扔雞蛋周圍。

But I don't even even when I was like three, I was like, There's no being tooth fairy la la la You know, I didn't I didn't know I was a boy of special imagination.

但我甚至在三歲的時候都不知道，我想，沒有什麼牙仙啦啦啦，你知道，我不知道我是一個有特殊想象力的男孩。

I suppose I needed my I needed my myth and I was telling something.

我想我需要我的我需要我的神話，我在說些什麼。

I was dreaming in a half sleep last night because I knew I was gonna talk to you.

我昨晚在半夢半醒中做夢，因為我知道我要和你說話。

I thought, you know, it's true that I may not have the Santa Claus myth, but if somebody would have told somebody before television or airplanes had been invented that I was gonna fly over the clouds once or twice a year and see a tall redheaded man in New York City and we would have a conversation full of laughs and beverages and there'd be a machine to send it at the same time all over the country and people, if you could listen, would be laughing all over the country.

我想，你知道，我可能沒有聖誕老人的神話，但如果有人在電視或飛機被髮明之前就告訴別人，我每年會飛過雲層一兩次，在紐約市看到一個高大的紅髮男人，我們會有一個充滿笑聲和飲料的對話，會有一臺機器把它同時發送到全國各地，如果你能聽懂，人們會笑遍全國。

It would be very fun.

這將是非常有趣的。

And then you fly back over the clouds, right?

然後你飛回雲端，對嗎？

That's equally as powerful and delightful.

這同樣是強大的，令人欣喜的。

Event, I think, really screwed.

事件，我覺得，真的很擰巴。

Things show should replace Christmas.

事情展應該取代聖誕節。

I really believe that may sound a little deluded there, but I do think that I should be the new basis for the Christian religion.

我真的相信，聽起來可能有點痴心妄想，但我確實認為，我應該成為基督教的新基礎。

We'll talk later about that.

我們以後再談這個問題。

You are You're into the holidays, you enjoy them, but you're against receiving gifts.

你是 你喜歡過節，你喜歡過節，但你反對收禮。

You don't like receiving gifts.

你不喜歡接受禮物。

Why?

為什麼？

I'm not, You know it's not against it.

我沒有，你知道它不反對。

I just not I'm not a big consumer.

我只是不我不是一個大的消費者。

And in my house, I'm a minimalist demeaning.

而在我家，我是一個極簡主義的貶低。

If I'm not wearing clothes, I give them away.

如果我不穿衣服，我就把衣服送人。

I don't like to have stuff around and I don't go out.

我不喜歡身邊有東西，也不出門。

I don't shop much.

我不怎麼買東西

I don't like the latest thing.

我不喜歡最新的東西。

And I'm kind of anti.

而我是那種反。

I have an allergy to commercials much and being sold stuff.

我對商業廣告過敏的多，被賣的東西。

People call you at your house now, and they sell you stuff on your fax machine.

現在人們打電話到你家，用傳真機向你推銷東西。

I hate all that stuff.

我討厭這些東西。

Uh, don't get me started.

呃，不要讓我開始。

So So what a wonderful, joyous mood you have, right?

所以，你的心情是多麼的美好、快樂，對嗎？

The holiday.

這個假期。

Maybe you should go back into the basement.

也許你應該回到地下室去。

Yes, I'm a very split in dark character.

是的，我是一個很分裂的黑暗角色。

So So if somebody gives me something, there's not ah lot that I really want.

所以，如果有人給我的東西， 有沒有啊很多，我真的想。

And if I get it, I'm like, Well, now I have to, like, put it somewhere and store it someplace.

如果我得到它，我想， 好了，現在我必須一樣，把它的地方 和存儲它的地方。

So I'm like, Well, thank you, but it's really not a delightful thing to me.

所以我想，好吧，謝謝你，但這對我來說真的不是一件令人愉快的事。

If I could talk sense into any adult person, I go, Please don't give you I don't know.

如果我能對任何一個成年人講道理，我去，請不要給你我不知道。

What I don't like is the pressure of having to act like this was the greatest thing you ever got.

我不喜歡的是壓力，必須表現出這是你得到的最偉大的東西。

There's this expectation when you're handed Hand me this right now and you have to just be like for you, please.

有這種期望，當你遞給我這個現在 你必須只是喜歡為你，請。

Like Oh, did you really that was You know exactly what you mean.

就像哦，你真的是，你知道你的意思。

It z kind of horrible.

它是一種可怕的。

Horrible.

可怕的。

Let me ask you about your your sporting life.

讓我問你關於你的你的運動生活。

You you went to Giants Stadium?

你你去了巨人體育場？

I'm told the other day.

前幾天有人告訴我。

But you rooted loudly for the Steelers at the game where it was your life in danger where you threatened at any point your big Steelers fan, but steals found from Pittsburgh.

但你在比賽中大聲為鋼人隊加油，這是你的生命危險，在那裡你隨時威脅你的大鋼人隊球迷，但從匹茲堡發現的偷竊。

So I went to Giants Stadium and saw them beat beat the Giants.

所以我去了巨人體育場，看到他們擊敗了巨人隊。

But I was I haven't been to a regular season game ever.

但我是我還沒看過一場常規賽呢。

You know, I used to go to the season tickets for the Steelers.

你知道嗎，我以前經常去看鋼人隊的季票。

You know, when I was a kid and then I have gone to a couple of Super Bowls.

你知道，當我還是個孩子的時候，然後我去了幾個超級碗。

We're just kind of like a ridiculous kind of event in kind of a wild American, extravagant since stomach.

我們只是一種像一種荒唐的事件，在一種狂野的美國，奢侈的自胃。

But I've never been to a regular season event and never as since I was a kid and never as a visiting fan, right?

但我從來沒有去過常規賽，從小到大也從來沒有作為客場球迷去過，對吧？

So I didn't know what to expect.

所以我不知道會發生什麼。

I didn't research and I didn't ask anybody.

我沒有調查，也沒有問過任何人。

But I thought, you know, Is this gonna be It is fighting about.

但我想，你知道，這將是它的戰鬥。

There's You know You know how how visible should I be?

有你知道你知道我應該有多大的知名度？

And then I was a little ashamed as I saw hordes of people with stealer, you know, shirts and stuff going in because I was wearing nothing.

然後，我有點羞愧，因為我看到成群結隊的人與偷竊者，你知道，襯衫和東西去，因為我是什麼都沒穿。

You were naked and I wasn't a kid.

你光著身子，我又不是小孩子。

I was warm, but I wasn't wearing anything.

我很暖和，但我什麼都沒穿。

And but then is the game go?

然後，但然後是遊戲去？

I went on.

我繼續說道。

I realized, what what could take place?

我意識到，能發生什麼呢？

I was very happy, very excited.

我非常高興，非常激動。

Was like a great party.

就像一個偉大的聚會。

Had a great time and bonding with my stealer cohorts even, you know, you know, reaching over some giant fans and going Yeah, look what we did in that.

有一個偉大的時間和債券 與我的偷竊者同夥 甚至，你知道，你知道，達到了一些巨大的球迷和去 是啊，看看我們做了什麼，在那。

But I was also I was also going Yeah, way we're going out.

但我也... ...我也要... ...是的，我們要出去。

Yeah, congratulations.

是啊，恭喜你。

But I was also making sure that I bonded with many of the giant fans to and going because they recognize me too.

但我也在確保我與許多巨頭粉絲的聯繫，以和去，因為他們也認可我。

And I was making pals all around.

而我也在四處結交朋友。

I was going Oh, good play when they did something and good for you, I was good, son.

我當時要哦，好戲當他們做了什麼，對你有好處，我很好，兒子。

Very.

很好

Isn't it possible, Jeff, that that could come across the sarcasm.

是不是有可能，傑夫，這可能會出現的諷刺。

Good.

很好啊

Really good on you.

真的很適合你。

Get pounded.

被人打。

That's what's gonna happen.

這就是要發生的事情。