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I never know if I'm gonna get the kiss.
我永遠不知道我是否會得到這個吻。
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And then I got the double kiss.
然後我得到了雙吻。
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It's the double, it's the European thing.
是雙,是歐洲人的事。
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It's a little cold backstage as well.
後臺也有點冷。
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(audience laughing and applauding)
(觀眾笑著鼓掌)
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Okay!
好吧!
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(audience laughing)
(觀眾笑)
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This show will air, but on Cinemax, I'm afraid.
這部劇會播出,但恐怕是在Cinemax電視臺。
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(audience laughing)
(觀眾笑)
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Yeah, I have a question actually.
是的,其實我有個問題。
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If the show doesn't air tonight, this is my first talk show.
如果今晚不播出,這是我的第一個脫口秀節目。
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So please air it.
所以,請播出。
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This is your first talk show?
這是你的第一個脫口秀節目?
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Yes. I can't believe that.
是的,我不相信
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Well, you've come on the right night.
好吧,你來的正是時候。
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Lemme tell you something.
讓我告訴你一些事情。
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We're cooking with gas now, it's going so well now.
我們現在用煤氣做飯,現在很順利。
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And you are just ...
而你只是...
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I don't wanna embarrass you
我不想讓你難堪
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but you're just drop dead gorgeous.
但你只是下降死華麗。
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Thank you very much.
非常感謝你。
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It's so nice to see you, it's stunning.
見到你真好,太驚豔了。
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You take my breath away. Thank you!
你讓我歎為觀止。謝謝你!
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(audience applauding)
(觀眾鼓掌)
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(chuckles) You'll get it back.
(笑)你會得到它回來。
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Now, waw! Yeah.
現在,哇!是啊。
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That was good.
這是很好的。
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So much to talk about.
有這麼多話要說。
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First of all, I was reading about you today.
首先,我今天讀到了你的消息。
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You have an English mom and an American dad.
你有一個英國媽媽和一個美國爸爸。
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Yes I do. And so I'm curious,
是的,我知道所以我很好奇
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did you ...
你是否
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Where'd you go to school?
你在哪裡上學?
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Did you go to school here or go to school over in England?
你是在這裡上學還是在英國上學?
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I went to school in England.
我在英國上學。
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Kind of quintessential English boarding school.
算是典型的英國寄宿學校。
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Oh really? Tell me what that's like.
哦,真的嗎?告訴我那是什麼感覺
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All girls, age 11 to 18.
所有女孩,11至18歲;
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Right, so you went to an all girls school?
對了,你上的是女子學校?
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I did. For the whole of boys out there, I did.
我做到了。對於整個男孩在那裡,我做到了。
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Okay. Yes.
好的,是的
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And so was that hard, no boys around at all?
那麼難受嗎,身邊根本沒有男生?
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No boys. But we had our kind of ways of finding them.
沒有男孩。但我們有我們的方法來尋找他們。
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We used to sneak out down this little path
我們以前經常從這條小路溜出去。
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which we called rodeo.
我們稱之為 "圈地"。
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All these bushes used to grow and have cigarettes with boys.
這些灌木叢以前都是和男生一起生長,一起抽菸。
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Where are these boys coming from?
這些男孩是從哪裡來的?
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Anywhere, the undergrowth, we used to grow them.
任何地方的灌木叢,我們都曾經種植過它們。
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We were desperate, it was pathetic.
我們很絕望,很可憐。
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Tell me about these boys that you grew.
跟我說說你培養的這些男孩吧。
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(all laughing)
(所有的笑)
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Well, I mean what was the first time you kissed someone?
我是說,你第一次親吻別人是什麼時候?
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Was it someone that you met in the undergrowth,
是你在灌木叢中遇到的人嗎。
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I mean that scene?
我是說那場戲?
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(chuckles) No, the first person I kissed, I didn't grow.
(笑)不,我親的第一個人,我沒有長大。
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It was someone I met, just a friend.
是我認識的人,只是一個朋友。
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Just a friend, that was? Aged 12.
只是一個朋友,那是?12歲。
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Aged 12, your first kiss? Waw!
12歲,你的初吻?Waw!
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Yeah. Wow, mine was at 34.
是啊,我的是34歲。哇,我的是在34。
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(all laughing)
(所有的笑)
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I congratulate you.
我祝賀你。
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(audience applauding)
(觀眾鼓掌)
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what do they call kissing?
他們叫什麼接吻?
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Kissing in England is called something.
在英國接吻叫什麼。
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Snogging Snogging.
打炮打炮。
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Snogging They call it snogging
打炮,他們稱之為打炮
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cause I remember the first time I heard that was -
因為我記得我第一次聽到這句話的時候是...
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I like the English accent snogging.
我喜歡英國口音的打炮。
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Snogging!
親熱!
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Oh, I've got a great in my Chitty Chitty Bang Bang accent.
哦,我的奇蒂奇蒂邦邦口音很好聽。
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Ooh! Hello governor.
哦,你好,州長
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(all laughing)
(所有的笑)
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I've been snogging oh I have! Oh I have!
我一直在打炮 哦,我有!哦,我有!
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(all laughing)
(所有的笑)
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Sneaky chimney I will.
偷偷摸摸的煙囪我會。
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It's pretty good.
這是相當不錯的。
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Yeah, pretty good. Thank you.
是啊,相當不錯。是的,非常好。 謝謝你。
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Does anyone talk like that over there?
那邊有人這樣說話嗎?
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I didn't think so. Some people do.
我不這麼認為。有些人是這麼認為的
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They do.
是的
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But when I first heard snogging
但當我第一次聽到打炮的時候
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I think it was during a Spice Girls interview.
我想是在採訪辣妹子的時候。
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And one of them said, "Oh, I like snogging with this guy"
其中一個說,"哦,我喜歡和這個人打炮"
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And I thought what?
我還以為是什麼?
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I thought it's like - What the heck is that?
我還以為是--那是什麼鬼東西?
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Yeah, blowing your nose into someone.
是啊,把你的鼻子吹到別人身上。
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(all laughing)
(所有的笑)
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That's what it sounds like.
聽起來就是這樣。
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The Western Jury's man, (all laughing)
西方陪審團的人,(都笑了)。
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what's his problem?
他有什麼問題?
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But you gotta admit it, it doesn't sound good.
但你得承認,這聽起來並不好。
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Kissing sounds so pretty.
接吻聽起來好漂亮。
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Kissing is fine,
親吻是好的。
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but mucking off or whatever the heck that is.
但是,mucking關閉或什麼的地獄那是。
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What is muc-, no, we didn't talk about that.
什麼是粘... ... 不,我們沒有談論這個問題。
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(all laughing)
(所有的笑)
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What're you talking about?
你在說什麼?
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I don't know! What is that? Is that not snogging?
我不知道!那是什麼?這不是打炮嗎?
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No! No!
不,不!
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(all laughing)
(所有的笑)
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No! Somebody is saying it badly.
不,有人說得很嚴重。
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Snogging can indirectly lead to mucking off.
打炮可以間接導致打飛機。
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(all laughing)
(所有的笑聲)
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Unless we're talking about-
除非我們說的是...
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(audience applauding)
(觀眾鼓掌)
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The testosterone is flowing tonight.
今晚男性荷爾蒙爆棚。
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Yeah, this is a testosterone fueled environment.
是啊,這是一個男性荷爾蒙的環境。
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I don't know, maybe we're talking about different things
我不知道,也許我們說的是不同的事情。
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and I'm gonna change the subject.
我要換個話題
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Yes. It's about time.
是的,是時候了
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Now, yeah, people are like, "No, we like the subject"
現在,是的,人們都喜歡,"不,我們喜歡這個主題"
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Finally, a subject they love.
終於有了自己喜歡的題材。
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You started out as a model, you're acting now.
你從模特兒做起,現在是演員。
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But you started out as a model.
但你是以模特兒起家的。
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And I was flipping through this portfolio today.
而我今天翻看這個投資組合。
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If you work in there there was this photo of you
如果你在裡面工作的話,有一張你的照片。
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it's like you're naked on horseback.
這就像你在馬背上裸體。
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(audience applauding) And I was like ...
(觀眾鼓掌) 我當時就想... ...
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And I'm curious Yeah!
我也很好奇 是啊!
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Don't worry, we'll all be operated on after the show.
別擔心,節目結束後,我們都會操作的。
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(Sienna laughing)
(Sienna笑)
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Did you get talked into that?
你被說服了嗎?
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I mean, how does that happen?
我是說,怎麼會這樣?
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How does someone say, okay, here's how it works.
有人說,好吧,是這樣的。
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You're naked on horseback.
你在馬背上赤身裸體。
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It's with this photographer, this guy called Bruce Weber.
是和一個叫布魯斯・韋伯的攝影師一起的。
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Oh, very famous.
哦,非常有名。
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Yeah, very famous, very high fashion.
是啊,很有名,很高級的時尚。
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Artistic, beautiful, yeah.
藝術性的,美麗的,是的。
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Yes, beautiful, father Christmas.
是的,美麗的,聖誕父親。
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He's like father Christmas.
他就像聖誕父親。
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He's got a big white beard.
他有一撮大白鬍子。
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I nearly said fat, but I love him.
我差點說胖了,但我愛他。
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Your Santa Claus is clearly different than ours.
你們的聖誕老人顯然和我們的不一樣。
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(all laughing)
(所有的笑)
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Ours doesn't round up naked women.
我們的不圍捕裸體女人。
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(all laughing)
(所有的笑)
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ye with the clothes off and then on the horse
脫衣上馬
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and then we're gonna take some pictures.
然後我們會採取一些照片。
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(all laughing)
(所有的笑)
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We have different view of Father Christmas.
我們對聖誕老人有不同的看法。
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Father Christmas, yeah, he's just a very nice guy.
聖誕老人,是的,他只是一個非常好的傢伙。
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You kind of trust him.
你有點信任他。
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I knew that if he was gonna take naked photos
我知道如果他要拍裸照的話
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none of kind of yucky bits would be on display.
沒有那種討厭的位子會被展示出來。
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[Conan] Yucky bits.
噁心的地方
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It's kind of strategically placed arms and legs.
這是一種戰略性的手腳放置。
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Yucky bits, okay. Moving swiftly on.
Yucky bits, okay.迅速前進。
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Moving on, We will! We will!
繼續前進,我們會的!我們會的!
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(all laughing)
(所有的笑聲)
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You went to the the big Oscar parties
你去了奧斯卡的大型派對
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that were after the Oscars this year.
這是在今年奧斯卡頒獎典禮後。
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I did.
我有
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I've never been to that before, but I guess you got in.
我從來沒有去過那裡,但我猜你已經進去了。
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You weren't up for an Oscar or anything
你又不是要拿奧斯卡獎什麼的。
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but someone got you into the party, yeah.
但有人讓你進入黨,是的。
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What was it like to actually see people ...
是什麼感覺,居然看到人們......。
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I've never experienced ...
我從未經歷過...
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I don't think I've ever seen an Oscar in person.
我想我從來沒有親眼見過奧斯卡獎。
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Let alone seeing people walking around
更何況是看到人們走來走去
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that just won an Oscar.
剛剛贏得了奧斯卡獎。
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What was that like?
那是什麼樣子?
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It's kind of weird because it's this thing
這是一種奇怪的,因為它是這個東西。
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that I've watched since I was born practically, Oscars.
我從出生開始就一直在看,奧斯卡。
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And then there's Adrien Brody
然後是阿德里安-布洛迪。
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was just standing there with his
只是站在那裡與他的
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and I was kind of mesmerizing like (mesmerizes)
我是那種令人著迷的喜歡(令人著迷)。
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reaching towards it.
向它伸手。
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And then someone was like, "No!"
然後有人說,"不!"
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Because it's apparently bad luck to touch an Oscar,
因為摸到奧斯卡獎顯然是不吉利的。
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and you won't get one, so I was like (gasps)
你不會得到一個,所以我很喜歡(喘氣)。
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back against the wall.
背靠著牆。
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If you touch an Oscar- You don't get it.
如果你碰了奧斯卡獎,你就得不到了。
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That's probably so many actors excuse right now.
這大概是現在很多演員的藉口吧。
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(all laughing)
(所有的笑)
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Miley Cyrus is like,
麥莉-賽勒斯就像。
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"I touched one due, and that's the reason"
"我摸了一個到期,這就是原因"
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(all laughing and clapping)
(所有的笑聲和鼓掌)
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"It's not my fault"
"這不是我的錯"
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(audience applauding)
(觀眾鼓掌)
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(laughing) So yeah, I didn't touch it.
(笑)所以,是的,我沒有碰它。
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(audience applauding)
(觀眾鼓掌)
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Well good for you,
對你有好處
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cause you're gonna be on to bigger and better things.
因為你要去更大更好的事情。
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And Keen Eddie, which airs Tuesday nights at nine on Fox.
還有周二晚上九點在福克斯播出的《Keen Eddie》。
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I was reading reviews today.
我今天在看評論。
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People love the show.
人們喜歡這個節目。
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Yeah they do.
是的,他們做。
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Yeah, well come back, visit us.
是啊,好吧,回來,參觀我們。
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This was your first talk show.
這是你的第一個訪談節目。
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You're breaking top two, please come back.
你打破了前兩名,請回來。
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Thank you, I will.
謝謝你,我會的。
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Alright, Sienna Miller everybody.
好吧,西耶娜米勒大家。
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We'll take a break, we come back, Rozay and Cash
我們休息一下,我們回來,羅澤和卡什。