And then I got the double kiss.

然後我得到了雙吻。

It's the double, it's the European thing.

是雙，是歐洲人的事。

It's a little cold backstage as well.

後臺也有點冷。

(audience laughing and applauding)

（觀眾笑著鼓掌）

Okay!

好吧！

(audience laughing)

（觀眾笑）

This show will air, but on Cinemax, I'm afraid.

這部劇會播出，但恐怕是在Cinemax電視臺。

(audience laughing)

（觀眾笑）

Yeah, I have a question actually.

是的，其實我有個問題。

If the show doesn't air tonight, this is my first talk show.

如果今晚不播出，這是我的第一個脫口秀節目。

So please air it.

所以，請播出。

This is your first talk show?

這是你的第一個脫口秀節目？

Yes. I can't believe that.

是的，我不相信

Well, you've come on the right night.

好吧，你來的正是時候。

Lemme tell you something.

讓我告訴你一些事情。

We're cooking with gas now, it's going so well now.

我們現在用煤氣做飯，現在很順利。

And you are just ...

而你只是...

I don't wanna embarrass you

我不想讓你難堪

but you're just drop dead gorgeous.

但你只是下降死華麗。

Thank you very much.

非常感謝你。

It's so nice to see you, it's stunning.

見到你真好，太驚豔了。

You take my breath away. Thank you!

你讓我歎為觀止。謝謝你！

(audience applauding)

(觀眾鼓掌)

(chuckles) You'll get it back.

（笑）你會得到它回來。

Now, waw! Yeah.

現在，哇！是啊。

That was good.

這是很好的。

So much to talk about.

有這麼多話要說。

First of all, I was reading about you today.

首先，我今天讀到了你的消息。

You have an English mom and an American dad.

你有一個英國媽媽和一個美國爸爸。

Yes I do. And so I'm curious,

是的，我知道所以我很好奇

did you ...

你是否

Where'd you go to school?

你在哪裡上學？

Did you go to school here or go to school over in England?

你是在這裡上學還是在英國上學？

I went to school in England.

我在英國上學。

Kind of quintessential English boarding school.

算是典型的英國寄宿學校。

Oh really? Tell me what that's like.

哦，真的嗎？告訴我那是什麼感覺

All girls, age 11 to 18.

所有女孩，11至18歲；

Right, so you went to an all girls school?

對了，你上的是女子學校？

I did. For the whole of boys out there, I did.

我做到了。對於整個男孩在那裡，我做到了。

Okay. Yes.

好的，是的

And so was that hard, no boys around at all?

那麼難受嗎，身邊根本沒有男生？

No boys. But we had our kind of ways of finding them.

沒有男孩。但我們有我們的方法來尋找他們。

We used to sneak out down this little path

我們以前經常從這條小路溜出去。

which we called rodeo.

我們稱之為 "圈地"。

All these bushes used to grow and have cigarettes with boys.

這些灌木叢以前都是和男生一起生長，一起抽菸。

Where are these boys coming from?

這些男孩是從哪裡來的？

Anywhere, the undergrowth, we used to grow them.

任何地方的灌木叢，我們都曾經種植過它們。

We were desperate, it was pathetic.

我們很絕望，很可憐。

Tell me about these boys that you grew.

跟我說說你培養的這些男孩吧。

(all laughing)

（所有的笑）

Well, I mean what was the first time you kissed someone?

我是說，你第一次親吻別人是什麼時候？

Was it someone that you met in the undergrowth,

是你在灌木叢中遇到的人嗎。

I mean that scene?

我是說那場戲？

(chuckles) No, the first person I kissed, I didn't grow.

(笑)不，我親的第一個人，我沒有長大。

It was someone I met, just a friend.

是我認識的人，只是一個朋友。

Just a friend, that was? Aged 12.

只是一個朋友，那是?12歲。

Aged 12, your first kiss? Waw!

12歲，你的初吻？Waw!

Yeah. Wow, mine was at 34.

是啊，我的是34歲。哇，我的是在34。

(all laughing)

（所有的笑）

I congratulate you.

我祝賀你。

(audience applauding)

(觀眾鼓掌)

what do they call kissing?

他們叫什麼接吻？

Kissing in England is called something.

在英國接吻叫什麼。

Snogging Snogging.

打炮打炮。

Snogging They call it snogging

打炮，他們稱之為打炮

cause I remember the first time I heard that was -

因為我記得我第一次聽到這句話的時候是...

I like the English accent snogging.

我喜歡英國口音的打炮。

Snogging!

親熱！

Oh, I've got a great in my Chitty Chitty Bang Bang accent.

哦，我的奇蒂奇蒂邦邦口音很好聽。

Ooh! Hello governor.

哦，你好，州長

(all laughing)

（所有的笑）

I've been snogging oh I have! Oh I have!

我一直在打炮 哦，我有！哦，我有！

(all laughing)

（所有的笑）

Sneaky chimney I will.

偷偷摸摸的煙囪我會。

It's pretty good.

這是相當不錯的。

Yeah, pretty good. Thank you.

是啊，相當不錯。是的，非常好。 謝謝你。

Does anyone talk like that over there?

那邊有人這樣說話嗎？

I didn't think so. Some people do.

我不這麼認為。有些人是這麼認為的

They do.

是的

But when I first heard snogging

但當我第一次聽到打炮的時候

I think it was during a Spice Girls interview.

我想是在採訪辣妹子的時候。

And one of them said, "Oh, I like snogging with this guy"

其中一個說，"哦，我喜歡和這個人打炮"

And I thought what?

我還以為是什麼？

I thought it's like - What the heck is that?

我還以為是--那是什麼鬼東西？

Yeah, blowing your nose into someone.

是啊，把你的鼻子吹到別人身上。

(all laughing)

（所有的笑）

That's what it sounds like.

聽起來就是這樣。

The Western Jury's man, (all laughing)

西方陪審團的人，（都笑了）。

what's his problem?

他有什麼問題？

But you gotta admit it, it doesn't sound good.

但你得承認，這聽起來並不好。

Kissing sounds so pretty.

接吻聽起來好漂亮。

Kissing is fine,

親吻是好的。

but mucking off or whatever the heck that is.

但是，mucking關閉或什麼的地獄那是。

What is muc-, no, we didn't talk about that.

什麼是粘... ... 不，我們沒有談論這個問題。

(all laughing)

（所有的笑）

What're you talking about?

你在說什麼？

I don't know! What is that? Is that not snogging?

我不知道！那是什麼？這不是打炮嗎？

No! No!

不，不！

(all laughing)

（所有的笑）

No! Somebody is saying it badly.

不，有人說得很嚴重。

Snogging can indirectly lead to mucking off.

打炮可以間接導致打飛機。

(all laughing)

（所有的笑聲）

Unless we're talking about-

除非我們說的是...

(audience applauding)

(觀眾鼓掌)

The testosterone is flowing tonight.

今晚男性荷爾蒙爆棚。

Yeah, this is a testosterone fueled environment.

是啊，這是一個男性荷爾蒙的環境。

I don't know, maybe we're talking about different things

我不知道，也許我們說的是不同的事情。

and I'm gonna change the subject.

我要換個話題

Yes. It's about time.

是的，是時候了

Now, yeah, people are like, "No, we like the subject"

現在，是的，人們都喜歡，"不，我們喜歡這個主題"

Finally, a subject they love.

終於有了自己喜歡的題材。

You started out as a model, you're acting now.

你從模特兒做起，現在是演員。

But you started out as a model.

但你是以模特兒起家的。

And I was flipping through this portfolio today.

而我今天翻看這個投資組合。

If you work in there there was this photo of you

如果你在裡面工作的話，有一張你的照片。

it's like you're naked on horseback.

這就像你在馬背上裸體。

(audience applauding) And I was like ...

(觀眾鼓掌) 我當時就想... ...

And I'm curious Yeah!

我也很好奇 是啊！

Don't worry, we'll all be operated on after the show.

別擔心，節目結束後，我們都會操作的。

(Sienna laughing)

（Sienna笑）

Did you get talked into that?

你被說服了嗎？

I mean, how does that happen?

我是說，怎麼會這樣？

How does someone say, okay, here's how it works.

有人說，好吧，是這樣的。

You're naked on horseback.

你在馬背上赤身裸體。

It's with this photographer, this guy called Bruce Weber.

是和一個叫布魯斯・韋伯的攝影師一起的。

Oh, very famous.

哦，非常有名。

Yeah, very famous, very high fashion.

是啊，很有名，很高級的時尚。

Artistic, beautiful, yeah.

藝術性的，美麗的，是的。

Yes, beautiful, father Christmas.

是的，美麗的，聖誕父親。

He's like father Christmas.

他就像聖誕父親。

He's got a big white beard.

他有一撮大白鬍子。

I nearly said fat, but I love him.

我差點說胖了，但我愛他。

Your Santa Claus is clearly different than ours.

你們的聖誕老人顯然和我們的不一樣。

(all laughing)

（所有的笑）

Ours doesn't round up naked women.

我們的不圍捕裸體女人。

(all laughing)

（所有的笑）

ye with the clothes off and then on the horse

脫衣上馬

and then we're gonna take some pictures.

然後我們會採取一些照片。

(all laughing)

（所有的笑）

We have different view of Father Christmas.

我們對聖誕老人有不同的看法。

Father Christmas, yeah, he's just a very nice guy.

聖誕老人，是的，他只是一個非常好的傢伙。

You kind of trust him.

你有點信任他。

I knew that if he was gonna take naked photos

我知道如果他要拍裸照的話

none of kind of yucky bits would be on display.

沒有那種討厭的位子會被展示出來。

[Conan] Yucky bits.

噁心的地方

It's kind of strategically placed arms and legs.

這是一種戰略性的手腳放置。

Yucky bits, okay. Moving swiftly on.

Yucky bits, okay.迅速前進。

Moving on, We will! We will!

繼續前進，我們會的！我們會的！

(all laughing)

（所有的笑聲）

You went to the the big Oscar parties

你去了奧斯卡的大型派對

that were after the Oscars this year.

這是在今年奧斯卡頒獎典禮後。

I did.

我有

I've never been to that before, but I guess you got in.

我從來沒有去過那裡，但我猜你已經進去了。

You weren't up for an Oscar or anything

你又不是要拿奧斯卡獎什麼的。

but someone got you into the party, yeah.

但有人讓你進入黨，是的。

What was it like to actually see people ...

是什麼感覺，居然看到人們......。

I've never experienced ...

我從未經歷過...

I don't think I've ever seen an Oscar in person.

我想我從來沒有親眼見過奧斯卡獎。

Let alone seeing people walking around

更何況是看到人們走來走去

that just won an Oscar.

剛剛贏得了奧斯卡獎。

What was that like?

那是什麼樣子？

It's kind of weird because it's this thing

這是一種奇怪的，因為它是這個東西。

that I've watched since I was born practically, Oscars.

我從出生開始就一直在看，奧斯卡。

And then there's Adrien Brody

然後是阿德里安-布洛迪。

was just standing there with his

只是站在那裡與他的

and I was kind of mesmerizing like (mesmerizes)

我是那種令人著迷的喜歡（令人著迷）。

reaching towards it.

向它伸手。

And then someone was like, "No!"

然後有人說，"不！"

Because it's apparently bad luck to touch an Oscar,

因為摸到奧斯卡獎顯然是不吉利的。