Look no further.

別再看了。

I'm here to help.

我是來幫你的

If you need to ruin your relationship, here are eight quick ways to do it.

如果你需要破壞你們的關係，這裡有八種快速的方法。

One.

一。

Take your partner for granted.

把你的伴侶視為理所當然。

There's no better way to kill your relationship than to assume your partner is gonna love you, no matter how badly you treat them or talk to them when they do something nice for you.

沒有比假設你的伴侶會愛你更好的方式來扼殺你的關係了，不管你對他們有多壞，或者當他們為你做一些好事情時和他們說話。

Ignore it.

忽略它。

When they say something kind, nit pick and twist their words.

當他們說一些好話的時候，就會挑剔和扭曲他們的話。

Do not acknowledge their efforts in any way, shape or form.

不承認他們以任何方式、形態或形式作出的努力。

And you're on the right track to punish your partner daily.

而你每天懲罰你的伴侶是正確的。

Never let him or her or them forget about the times in the past that they messed up because you keep a log of that ish.

永遠不要讓他或她或他們忘記過去他們搗亂的時候，因為你要把這些東西記錄下來。

You have stockpiled every negative experience in a detailed mental catalog for this moment.

你為了這一刻，把每一次負面的經歷都儲存在一個詳細的心理目錄裡。

You are judge, jury and executioner.

你是法官，陪審團和劊子手。

You are the law and they have broken you.

你是法律，他們卻破壞了你。

Three.

三號

Stop listening.

別再聽了

What for?

為什麼？

Withhold affection, especially during sex.

隱瞞感情，特別是在性生活中。

Nothing gets your partner more upset than stonewalling them during their most vulnerable moments.

沒有什麼比在伴侶最脆弱的時刻搪塞他們更讓他們不高興了。

Trust me, as someone who has had this done to them, it is incredibly effective.

相信我，作為一個曾經做過這種事的人，這是非常有效的。

All you want is the warm touch of the person you love the most.

你要的只是你最愛的人的溫暖觸感。

But there, in the distance of colds and immovable object cut off from you completely and you're left wondering what it is that you did wrong, how you could have gotten to this point and whether or not you ever really knew this person at all.

但在那裡，在遠處的感冒和不動聲色的物體與你完全隔絕，你就會想，自己到底做錯了什麼，怎麼會走到今天這個地步，你到底有沒有真正瞭解過這個人。

Five.

五是

Be dishonest, Lie, cheat.

不誠實，說謊，欺騙。

Steal all of these air aphrodisiacs for the demise of love.

把這些空氣中的春藥都偷出來，讓愛情消亡。

Make sure that none of your stories add up about where you've been, who you are with or any details about your life.

確保你的故事中沒有任何關於你去過的地方，你和誰在一起，或者任何關於你生活的細節。

Really, even small eyes are wonderful.

真的，再小的眼睛也是美好的。

Way to slowly but surely gaslight your partner into wanting to leave you alone.

慢慢地，但一定要把你的伴侶氣死，讓他離你而去。

Six.

六、

Completely immerse yourself in their lives.

完全沉浸在他們的生活中。

Co dependency to the point of not having your own hobbies, friends or opinions is a very good strategy to get someone to go away, build your entire life around them, have no true identity of your own.

共同依賴到沒有自己的愛好、朋友和意見，是一個非常好的策略，讓一個人離開，圍繞著他建立自己的整個生活，沒有自己的真實身份。

Define yourself by this relationship, and it'll be sure to crumble.

用這種關係來定義自己，就一定會崩潰。

Seven.

七

Fight badly.

打得很慘。

Arguments are inevitable in a relationship, so take advantage of them.

吵架是戀愛中不可避免的，所以要好好利用。

Get defensive, be emotionally immature.

變得防備，情緒不成熟。

Don't validate any of their feelings about any of your disagreements and gaslight them into believing that they're crazy.

不要驗證他們對你的任何不同意見的感受，氣死他們，讓他們相信他們是瘋子。

Turn every complaint they might have about you back on them and attack them as a human being.

把他們可能對你的每一句抱怨都反過來攻擊他們，把他們當人看。

And eight refused to say sorry, even when you're in the wrong.

八個拒絕說對不起，即使你錯了。

Actually, let's be, really you're never in the wrong good luck.

其實，讓我們，真的你永遠不會錯的好運。

You know, they say that love is dead, but don't worry.

你知道嗎，他們說愛情已經死了，但不用擔心。

You'll get there that the last embers of your relationship maybe burning you can stop that mother out with a little time, patience and bad behavior.

你會到達那裡，你們關係的最後一絲火苗也許正在燃燒，你可以用一點時間、耐心和不良行為阻止那個母親出來。

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我是蟒蛇，感謝隱私贊助今天的視頻隱私其實是一個很天才的想法。

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你可以製作你想要的錢卡，併為每張卡設置最高消費限額。

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隱私有軍用級加密不出售你的資訊，他們的錢是從商家那裡賺來的，所以你使用隱私點點網也只是最近推出了兩個付費眼淚，每月只需10美元，你可以得到專業計劃，它提供額外的好處，如1％的現金返還36卡每月和更多的安全和隱私功能。

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如果你有一個小企業，那麼你會想選擇團隊計劃，每月25美元，他們提供一個專門的客戶經理，每月60張卡，並根據你的業務需求定製交易限額。

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在privacy dot com開始智能和安全的購物。

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