- Well, get to work. - What?

- 好了，開始工作吧- 什麼？

- Hold on Mr. Krabs. - Ah!

- 等等，蟹老闆- 啊！

Wow, that looks like fun.

哇，這看起來很有趣。

I have two Krabby Patties but don't cook them.

我有兩個蟹皇堡，但不做飯。

I'll have two frozen Krabby Patties, too.

我也要兩塊冷凍蟹皇堡。

It's beautiful.

真漂亮

I'm selling twice as many patties and I don't even have to cook 'em.

我賣了兩倍的餅，我甚至不用做飯。

You want excitement? 25 Pat in a box. Huh? Huh?

你想要刺激嗎？25個Pat在一個盒子裡。咦？咦？

- Sort of the same, really. - Yeah.

- 某種程度上是一樣的，真的。- 對啊

Oh, Okay.

哦，好吧。

Uh, so what if we flop from two boxes?

呃，那如果我們從兩個盒子裡翻牌呢？

Uh! Uh, into cream pie?

變成奶油派？

I like pie.

我喜歡派。

- Say now. - That'd I pay to see.

- 現在說。- 我花錢看的。

Thank you. Thank you.

謝謝你 謝謝你 Thank you.謝謝你。

Thank you. Thank you. Thank.

謝謝你 謝謝你 Thank you.Thank you. - Thank you.謝謝你。

Woo!

嗚！

Okay boy. Let her rip.

好吧，孩子。讓她撕裂。

[cheering]

[歡呼聲]

Oh! What is this horrible place?

哦，這是什麼可怕的地方？

Cootchie Cootchie Coo.

Cootchie Cootchie Coo.

What kind of monster is responsible for this horror?

到底是什麼樣的怪物要為這種恐怖的事情負責呢？

That's it, boys.

就是這樣，孩子們。

Keep that gelatinous gold a flowing.

讓那顆膠質的金子流轉起來。

[laughing]

[笑]

It's going to take a lot more than a suitcase full a cash

這需要比一箱現金更多的錢。

to buy the Krusty Krab from me.

向我買蟹堡王。

Oh, there's a lot more than that.

哦，還有很多比這更多。

The rest is over there.

剩下的就在那邊。

Jumping King Neptune!

跳躍王海王星!

Sold! Give me my money!

成交！把錢給我！

Just one thing, if you could sign this contract, it just states

有一件事，如果你能簽下這份合同，它只是說：

that you relinquish the Krusty Krab on all proprietary ownership thereof

你放棄對Krusty Krab的所有所有權

along with its employees, merchandise, logos and cash registers.

以及其員工、商品、標識和收銀機。

- Do I still get the money? - Of course.

- 我還能拿到錢嗎？- 當然可以

That'll be fine then.

那就好了

SpongeBob, look!

海綿寶寶，看！

Wow, what happened to the Krusty Krab?

哇，蟹堡王怎麼了？

Good morning!

早上好！

The Krusty Towers is now open for business.

Krusty Towers已經開始營業了。

Welcome to the Krusty Towers, where our motto is:

歡迎來到克魯斯蒂塔，我們的座右銘是：

"We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request."

"即使是最荒謬的要求，我們也不會拒絕客人。"

Oh, that's great. I'd like a Double Krabby Patty

哦，那太好了我想吃雙份蟹皇堡。

with no onions and extra pickles.

沒有洋蔥和額外的醃菜。

If you want a Krabby Patty, you have to rent a room and order room service.

如果你想吃蟹皇堡，就得租房，叫客房服務。

Hey, what's all the rukerus about? Woah.

嘿，什麼是所有的rukerus的？哇。

Hey, what's the hold up?

嘿，什麼事耽擱了？

How long you going to make us wait?

你要讓我們等多久？

We were waiting here for hours.

我們在這裡等了幾個小時。

We're still waiting in our driveway.

我們還在車道上等著。

Squidward, there's a line of customers out there a million miles long.

章魚哥，外面的客戶有一百萬英里長。

That's nice. That's interesting.

這很好。這很有趣。

I guess I'll be retiring early, after all.

我想我終究是要提前退休了。

SpongeBob, you're just in time for the grand unveiling of Krabby Land.

海綿寶寶，你正好趕上了蟹皇堡的盛大揭幕儀式。

Krabby Land, sir?

蟹皇島，先生？

Yes, Krabby Land, where a kid can have fun for the right price.

是的，蟹皇樂園，在這裡，孩子們只要花合適的價格就能玩得很開心。

I give you Krabby Land!

我給你蟹皇堡樂園！

[cheering]

[歡呼聲]

What's happening to your critter there?

你的小動物怎麼了？

I'm not sure but whenever he does that, he finds change.

我不確定，但每當他這樣做，他就會發現變化。

Change? As in legal tender?

改變？如法定貨幣？

Yeah, watch.

是啊，看。

Meow.

喵。

Say, SpongeBob, why don't you ever bring your little sniggle to work with ya?

海綿寶寶，你為什麼不帶著你的小鼻涕去工作？

There you go! Bring in that change!

給你！帶來的變化！

[laughing]

[笑]

I've been working on this one for months.

我已經在這個問題上工作了幾個月。

He, he, he. There.

他，他，他。在那裡。

So, uh, how big is this thing suppose to get?

那麼，呃，這東西應該有多大？

He he, who cares?

他他他，誰在乎呢？

It's an endless supply of free patties.

這是一個無窮無盡的免費餡餅供應。

You know, boy, at first I thought you were just being

你知道嗎，孩子，一開始我以為你只是在...

a lily livered, spineless crybaby, scaredy pants, in-vertebrate loser.

一個百合肝，沒有骨氣的愛哭鬼，膽小鬼，無脊椎動物的失敗者。

But this rooftop restaurant of yours really has me business booming.

不過你這個天台餐廳真的讓我生意興隆。

I'll take this old roadside stand off your hands for keeps.

我可以把這個老路邊攤從你手裡拿下來留著。

And in exchange, I'll give you The Krusty Krab.

作為交換，我給你蟹堡王。

And Squidward, the grill and all those squeaky pickles.

還有章魚哥，烤架和那些吱吱作響的泡菜。

Pretty Patties' is now under no management.

Pretty Patties "現在已經沒有人管理了。

Who's next?

下一個是誰？

- I am! - I am!

- 我是！- 我是！

Over here!

在這裡！

Step right up folks. Take a ride on the Krusty Sponge Fun Train.

大家快來吧搭乘 "海綿硬皮火車 "吧。

Tickets are only $1.98. Seatbelts, not included.

票價僅1.98元。安全帶，不含。

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]

What is my future?

我的未來是什麼？

My tentacles are going to fall off, if I don't get a break soon, Mr Krabs.

我的觸角要掉下來了，如果我不快點休息的話，蟹老闆。

Through the wonders of automation,

通過自動化的奇蹟。

this factory can make as many Krabby Patties in one minute

這家工廠可以在一分鐘內做出同樣多的蟹皇堡。

as you used to make in a week. Take a whiff of the future, Krabs.

和你以前一週做的一樣聞聞未來的味道吧，老螃蟹。

Does it smell like money?

有錢的味道嗎？

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的。

Up from your duff, boy!

起來吧，孩子！

You think I spent all last night assembling this printing press

你以為我整晚都在組裝這臺印刷機嗎？

so you could laze around all day?

所以你可以整天閒逛？

From now on, you'll be twice as busy.

從現在開始，你會加倍的忙碌。

And I expect ya to wear two hats.

我希望你戴兩頂帽子。

Cause along with your usual fry cooking duties,

因為隨著你平時炒菜做飯的職責。

you're my lead reporter for the new Krabby Kronicle.

你是我的首席記者，在新的蟹皇廟裡，你是我的首席記者。

- Here you go, Squidward. - Now what?

- 給你，章魚哥- 現在怎麼辦？

Oh, you're going to love this. Spongy patties!

哦，你一定會喜歡這個。鬆軟的餡餅！

Spongy patties?

鬆軟的餅？

Yeah, I want you to start using 'em instead of the other ones.

是啊，我要你開始使用'時間 而不是其他的。

Where'd ya get them?

你從哪弄來的？

They were just, the boxes of patties we didn't have room for in the freezer.

他們只是，我們沒有空間 在冰箱裡的餡餅的盒子。

They turned yellow. Got to keep

他們變成了黃色。必須保持

those SpongeBob ice cubes somewhere, ya know?

那些海綿寶寶冰塊在哪裡，你知道嗎？

What a day.

今天是什麼日子？

What's next? A zombie invasion?

下一步是什麼？殭屍入侵？

[screaming]

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