Now you can see her in the new movie Wander darkly, which is terrific.

現在，你可以在新電影《暗黑流浪》中看到她的身影，非常棒。

It's available on demand.

它是可以按需使用的。

Please welcome the beautiful and talented Sienna Miller all the way from London.

請歡迎美麗而有才華的Sienna Miller從倫敦遠道而來。

Hello, Sienna.

你好，西耶娜。

Hello, Conan.

你好，柯南

How are you?

你好嗎？

I'm doing very well now.

我現在做得很好。

You look stunning on dure.

你穿上杜蕾的衣服看起來很迷人。

Just the whole.

只是整個。

This looks like a Christmas card right now.

這看起來像一張聖誕卡，現在。

You're beautiful and your background is beautiful.

你很美，你的背景也很美。

Yeah, I'm almost matching your background, which is extremely festive as well.

是啊，我幾乎和你的背景相配，也是極其喜慶的。

I need some colored lights.

我需要一些彩色的燈光。

You've inspired me.

你啟發了我。

Well, you seem to be in a lovely home.

嗯，你似乎是在一個可愛的家。

I'm in an abandoned theater in Hollywood that's overrun with rats.

我在好萊塢的一個廢棄的劇院裡，那裡到處都是老鼠。

So you talk about your crew that way.

所以你這樣說你的隊員。

Uh, now you look, you look very like you're in the Christmas spirit.

呃，現在你看，你看起來很像 你在聖誕節的精神。

Are you excited about Christmas right now?

你現在對聖誕節興奮嗎？

I'm as much as one can be excited about anything this year.

我今年對什麼都很興奮，就像一個人一樣。

Yes.

是的，我知道

Yes, Christmas.

是的，聖誕節。

Tell me, because I know that was not convincing, you know?

告訴我，因為我知道那是沒有說服力的，你知道嗎？

And And you're an actress.

而你是一個演員。

And you couldn't pull that off for 2020 which Yeah, I did.

而你在2020年的時候卻不能做到這一點，是的，我做到了。

I'm curious you.

我很好奇你。

I've always thought that the perfect Christmas would be in London because it it seems it zits Charles Dickins.

我一直認為，完美的聖誕節會在倫敦，因為它似乎它扎查爾斯-狄更斯。

It's the perfect place to celebrate Christmas, is it?

這裡是慶祝聖誕節的最佳地點，是嗎？

What are the traditions?

有什麼傳統？

What will you be doing on Christmas Day?

聖誕節你會做什麼？

That feels very British to you?

你覺得很英倫嗎？

I can outdo your London with my 16th century thatched cottage inthe e dickens.

我可以用我的16世紀茅草屋超越你的倫敦，在E-Dickens。

Ian town of West Wickham.

西威克姆的伊恩鎮。

I've just told the world my address.

我剛剛告訴了全世界我的地址。

Not that anyone cares who, um on.

沒有人關心誰，嗯上。

It's a hobbit house.

這是一個霍比特人的房子。

It sort of looks like something out of middle Earth.

它看起來有點像中土世界的東西。

And I'll sit by the fire and I will drink red wine and I will be in pajamas and I will eat.

坐在火堆旁，喝著紅酒，穿著睡衣，吃著東西。

That sounds fantastic.

這聽起來很不錯。

I have to say, that sounds absolutely lovely.

我不得不說，這聽起來絕對可愛。

Andi, I can't believe you live in a You live in a thatched cottage That just makes me so happy.

安迪，我不敢相信你住在茅草屋裡，這讓我很高興。

It sounds like a fairy tale.

這聽起來像一個童話故事。

It actually is.

實際上是這樣的。

It really is.

真的是這樣。

It's a fairy tale.

這是一個童話故事。

What are the kind of you know I've always heard that in Europe every country has their own little traditions.

你知道是什麼樣的，我一直聽說在歐洲每個國家都有自己的小傳統。

I don't know what you do.

我不知道你是幹什麼的

What are there any traditions that you have?

你有什麼傳統？

Because in America we just opened the presence and then we insult each other.

因為在美國，我們只是打開了存在，然後我們互相侮辱。

What do you do in in London, or or growing up?

你在倫敦做什麼，或或長大？

Your There's certain games you play or ways to pass?

你的有某些遊戲或通關方式？

The time.

時候。

England.

英國。

We opened the booze before the presence.

我們在存在之前開了豪飲。

That also leads to catastrophic fights.

這也導致了災難性的戰鬥。

But we do sit around the kitchen table and we play a game called Name in a hat.

但我們會坐在廚房的桌子旁，玩一個叫 "帽子裡的名字 "的遊戲。

Have you ever played that game?

你玩過那個遊戲嗎？

No.

不知道

You put everybody puts like five famous names of famous people, dead or alive into a hat folded up.

你把每個人把像五個名人的名字，死的或活著的名人的名字放入一頂摺疊起來的帽子裡。

And you're on two teams and you pull on it.

而且你是兩支隊伍，你拉上。

So I got a call.

所以我接到了一個電話。

It's not going.

它不會。

Okay, okay.

好吧，好吧。

A name out of the hat.

帽子裡的名字。

And I have to describe who the name is without saying the name on as the rounds.

而我要描述的是誰的名字，而不說名字上作為圓。

Go on, you just get one word.

去吧，你就說一個字。

So by the time you've played three rounds, you could say walking stick, and they go Winston Churchill, Because you've done walking, stick, cigar.

所以，當你打了三輪， 你可以說走棒， 他們去溫斯頓・丘吉爾， 因為你已經做了走，棒，雪茄。

Whatever.

管他呢

Right.

好吧，我知道了

So the first round, you'd say walking, stick cigar.

所以第一輪，你會說走路，插雪茄。

Yeah.

是啊。

Yeah, World War Two.

是的，第二次世界大戰。

Um, if you got my name, what would you say if you got ConEd Walk so funny.

嗯，如果你知道了我的名字，你會說什麼，如果你得到ConEd Walk這麼有趣。

Nice.

很好啊

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Proactiv Charming.

Proactiv Charming。

you like?

你喜歡嗎？

Yeah, that's what.

是的，就是這樣。

Yeah, CNN No one would get it if you said that.

是啊，CNN你這麼說，沒人會明白的。

You need to say you need to say fin lips aging badly, and people will go Conan and then you Yeah, that's the way to do it.

你需要說你需要說鰭狀嘴脣老化嚴重，人們會去柯南，然後你是的，就是這樣做的。

Um, you know, Sienna, I've met you a long, long time ago.

嗯，你知道嗎，西耶娜，我已經見過你了，很久很久以前。

I think I was one of your first talk show appearances way back in the day.

我想我是你最早出現在脫口秀節目中的人之一，早在那時就有了。

And you've always been very stylish and sort of blazing a trail.

而你一直都很有型，有點開疆拓土的意思。

I, in my opinion, in style you always look so fantastic.

我，在我看來，在風格上你總是那麼的夢幻。

Some people say that you're responsible for the hug craze because you were one of the first people famous people to wear uggs out and around with anything.

有人說，你是擁抱熱潮的罪魁禍首，因為你是第一批穿uggs出門，什麼都帶的名人。

Once I discovered that there was a shoe that felt like a slipper that you could wear on the street, there was no turning back.

當我發現有一種鞋，感覺像拖鞋，可以穿在大街上，就沒有回頭路了。

Because I am.

因為我是。

I actually love comfort.

其實我很喜歡舒適。

I'm gonna I'm gonna show you a secret.

我要... 我要給你看一個祕密。

This is very elegant on the top.

這在上面是非常優雅的。

But look, it's a track suit.

但你看，這是一套運動服。

I like it, But I'm curious.

我喜歡它，但我很好奇。

You will.

你會的

I think you wore I remembered.

我想你穿的我記得。

I remembered seeing a picture of you looking very beautiful and you're wearing short, I think.

我記得看到過一張照片，你看起來非常漂亮，而且你穿的很短，我想。

A short skirt, if I remember correctly.

如果我沒記錯的話，是一條短裙。

And hugs with short skirt.

還用短裙擁抱。

And it worked, but it felt like you just knew it would work.

而它的工作，但它的感覺就像你只是知道它會工作。

When if you just someone describe that to me, I would say no.

當如果你只是有人向我描述，我會說沒有。

That's not gonna work.

那是行不通的

But it worked.

但它的工作。

It was beautiful.

它是美麗的。

Thanks.

謝謝你

I don't know how to respond to that other than thank you.

除了謝謝你，我不知道該如何迴應。

I think I did just wear them with everything to the point where they slightly kind of collapsed inwards on probably my back because I've aged.

我想我確實是剛穿上的時候，什麼都穿到了，可能因為年紀大了，稍微有點向內塌陷的感覺。

But still I wear them Well, my Onley question is, have you been compensated by the hug people?

但我還是戴著它 好吧，我的安利問題是，你有沒有得到擁抱者的補償？

Because that's a very powerful company.

因為那是一家非常強大的公司。

They make a lot of money.

他們賺了很多錢。

I'm hoping that they have cut you in for a piece of the Ugg empire because you deserve it, Alpi, They have not.

我希望他們已經把你分給了Ugg帝國，因為你應得的，Alpi，他們沒有。

They send me free boots occasionally, but no, there is no slice of that pie.

他們偶爾會給我送來免費的靴子，但不，沒有那塊餅。

So I think we should start the make a Sienna ambassador hug campaign.

所以我覺得我們應該開始做一個西恩娜大使抱團活動。

But yeah, Sienna, if you'd like I'm very powerful in show business, uh, in America and well, parts of America, Um a very small part of America I'm very powerful.

但是，是的，西耶娜，如果你願意，我是非常強大的演藝界，呃，在美國，以及美國的部分地區，嗯，美國的一小部分，我是非常強大的。

If you would like, I'll get involved.

如果你願意，我會參與。

And I will secure you a piece of the Ugg Empire.

我會保證你在Ugg帝國中分一杯羹。

Yes.

是的，我知道

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Um, you know, one thing you and I both have in common is we both have famously beautiful hair, and, um, but mine has become very unkempt and ragged during the quarantine.

嗯，你知道，有一件事你和我都有共同點 我們都有一頭著名的漂亮頭髮，而且，嗯，但我的頭髮在隔離期間變得非常邋遢和粗糙。

Yours looks beautiful.

你的看起來很漂亮。

And I understand that you're quite good at taking care of your own hair that you have.

而且據我瞭解，你很會照顧自己的頭髮，你有。

You know, you're talented hairstylist.

你知道，你是天才髮型師。

Is that true?

是真的嗎？

Um, a closet hairdresser.

嗯，一個壁櫥理髮師。

That sounds wrong, but you know what I mean?

這聽起來不對，但你知道我的意思嗎？

And throughout locked down, I designated hair cutter.

而在整個鎖定的過程中，我指定了剪髮師。

Not that that's the right phrase either.

這句話也不對。

But I had to use kitchen scissors because we didn't have proper sizes.

但我不得不用廚房剪刀，因為我們沒有合適的尺寸。

But I gave some pretty epic cuts to people.

但我給了人們一些非常史詩般的切割。

And I've always cut my own fringe and bangs.

而且我一直都是自己剪流蘇和劉海。

I should say I could do a bit of that with this is a If I don't, I could do it.

應該說我可以用這個是一個如果我不這樣做，我可以做一點。

Yeah, that thing, when they twist it around and they go which they I've when I've grown my hair very long, um, they do that sometimes to give it a little twist at the bottom.

是啊，那個東西，當他們扭轉它周圍，他們去... ...他們，我已經當我已經長了我的頭髮很長，嗯，他們這樣做，有時給它一個小扭曲的底部。

A little like likeness on the ends.

兩端有點像像。

Yeah, the You know, I think it's a it takes a lot of trust toe.

是的，你知道，我認為這是一個... ...它需要很多信任的腳趾。

Let someone.

讓人。

I mean, I don't even trust professionals to get near my hair, but I would trust you.

我的意思是，我甚至不相信專業人士能接近我的頭髮，但我會相信你。

You know, I I think I would trust you.

你知道，我... ...我想我會相信你。

I feel like I know you, Andi.

我覺得我瞭解你，安迪。

I would let you cut my hair someday if that were something you were interested in.

如果你有興趣的話，我會讓你給我剪頭髮的。

So how about when this whole shit show ends?

那麼，當這整個狗屎節目結束？

I could come and give you a cut.

我可以來給你分一杯羹。

Are you referring to my show or the court or the quarantine epidemic wild on by the covert restrictions when it's over, live on air?

你指的是我的節目或法院或檢疫疫情野生的由暗中限制，當它結束時，直播？

Because you've now pledged that you would let me.

因為你現在已經承諾，你會讓我。

So I'm gonna hold you to it.

所以，我要讓你記住這一點。

Yeah, I will.

是的，我會的。

I will fly to London to see you because I think any man would.

我會飛到倫敦去看你，因為我想任何男人都會這樣做。

I will fly to London to see you, and you will cut my hair will shoot it for the show.

我會飛到倫敦去見你，你會幫我剪頭髮，為節目拍攝。

And then, um And then I'll sue you.

然後，嗯... ...然後我會起訴你。

And we'll both be suing each other for a while and we'll be in the courts.

而且我們倆還會互相起訴一陣子，我們會在法庭上。

You could get them to fly us to an exotic location.

你可以讓他們帶我們飛到異國他鄉去。

Yes, yes.

是的，是的。

Haircut.

髮型。

It's gonna be a straight out of lock down special on Have a reality show and screw Ugg because we'll be making so much money that way.

這將是一個直接的鎖定特別節目有一個真人秀和螺絲Ugg，因為我們會賺這麼多錢的方式。

It would be great, you know it will be.

這將是偉大的，你知道它會。

It will be a version of Love Island only just where you where you cut my hair.

這將是一個版本的愛情島，只是你在哪裡你剪我的頭髮。

Obviously, there's absolutely no sexual tension.

很明顯，絕對沒有性緊張。

I mean, there is on my part, but not on your part.

我的意思是，我的部分有，但不是在你的部分。

And it's It's a version of Love Island that isn't quite saucy as Love Island.

而且是它的版本《愛情島》，沒有《愛情島》那麼醬紫。

That's what we'll dio it would be quite Lady Macbeth.

這就是我們要做的，它將是相當的麥克白夫人。

I'll creep up with scissors a little talk to the day on It's just a southern island and