字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 Hey, it's nice to meet you! Hi, how are you doing? Ooh, sorry! Ok I'll --- is it a hug? No, let's just count to three.. 1, 2.. Hi Luc? Luke? Luc is fine yeah. I suppose in French it would be I mean Janine.. like French, but I feel like you guys say Jeanine. Yeah I'll take that Should we get a drink? Yeah I'm gonna have water, if it's OK I'm gonna start with that Sorry.. a WHAT? WATER. wateh No.. Water. I'm saying that the right way! I don't know if you are. I think I'm saying it right It's OK. That's really cute. I think it's really cute Just order it for me I'd love to And what would you like to drink tonight? Hi, could we get some water.. for the lovely lady and myself And then of course.. considering who we are and stuff we get some wine.. maybe a nice red or something No, I'm OK. I don't drink wine But you're French!? So? I've got a couple of French friends and they all drink wine Yeah good for them but I don't drink wine and we don't all, I mean No, of course. You're an individual That's -- that's totally on me So I just went to Paris. It was great. I had a great time! I saw the Louve? Louvre. That's the one! I saw that, I went to the Arc The Eiffel Tower, went to PSG, played football. It was great. It was an amazing time Amazing.. but I'm not from Paris so Ah you're not? Yeah no Oh f*ck. Sorry! I thought you told me you were No. France, but not Paris Oh OK. Where are you from? Perpignan is the name of the city. South of France WTF is that? Sorry.. It's a city, other than Paris. YES. It is. I've never heard of it! And that's why the French guy had the bear! Oh I'm glad you liked it! I was a bit worried actually oh WHY? French girls are a bit snobby usually aren't they? They're a little bit hard work According to WHOM? I dunno.. I thought it was pretty well known. Do the French have a sense of humour? I don't understand why people say we don't get on We're really good friends We won the war REALLY You'd be in trouble now if we haven't come along Oh no! I have a baguette! Stay away - like... In a good way, in a good way! You know, like.. we're friends Oh BEAUTIFUL! Love that, thank you so much Excuse me. Can I get some ketchup? Sure. Yeah thanks Why do you need -- I mean you already have a little bit there, you don't It's Chicken Kiev. I can't have it without ketchup Oh this looks so good! Oh oh.. a little bit more. That's perfect. One more. Lovely Yeah that looks great. So do you miss France? Mhm.. I miss France, I miss my family, my friends, the fashion.. OMG I miss the fashion so much And I do miss perfume. I collect perfume so yeah Oh you know, fun fact about that I read it the other day - did you know that the French invented perfume because apparently they didn't shower much and they smell? Yeah I read it on Wikipedia so Oh Wikipedia Yeah No you smell delicious! Yeah really good Thank you? Ah it's my pleasure Would you do something for me? What is it? I find the French accent so hot. Would you say something for me in French? I didn't even know what you said but it sounded so hot.. everywhere! You sound just like -- You sound just like this girl I know OK was she French? Yeah yeah she was French, like French-Canadian So NOT from France Well FRENCH But not from France, from Quebec Sounded the same though So fun fact, my ex-girlfriend made me watch a show a French show - Emily in Paris? Did you see it? I saw that. It wasn't -- I didn't like it But the scenes...The scenes were great no? What scenes? Well French woman... Yeah I'm French. I'm a French woman. What do you mean? What scenes? You know - THE SCENES! Which ones. Just say it. What do you mean? Je AHH, you know Right. I had a really great time I learned this for this moment No..