And I think you all know why. Ho ho ho!

我想你們都知道為什麼。嗬嗬嗬！

But, here, let me explain it to you with a song.

但是，在這裡，讓我用一首歌來給你解釋。

♪ It's that wonderful, special time of year ♪

這是美妙的，特殊的一年的時間

♪ I fly around the world spreading Christmas cheer ♪

我在世界各地飛來飛去，傳播聖誕的快樂

♪ I ride on my sleigh with my eight reindeer ♪

我騎在我的雪橇上 與我的八隻馴鹿

♪ And now my friend, Santa Nas X, is here ♪

現在我的朋友，Santa Nas X，是在這裡

-♪ Thank you, Santa, my bitch, man, I'm ready to party ♪

-謝謝你，聖誕老人，我的婊子，男人，我已經準備好了黨？

♪ And I'm flyin' in my sleigh while I'm chuggin' Bacardi ♪

我在我的雪橇上飛翔，而我喝 "百加得

♪ And I got a big bag, which you already know ♪

我得到了一個大包， 你已經知道了

♪ Got a couple candy canes for my ho-ho-hoes ♪

得到了一對夫婦糖果手杖 為我的豪 - 嗬，嗬，嗬

-[ Chuckles ] A-anyway...

-無論如何... ...

♪ I live at the North Pole with my wife ♪

我住在北極與我的妻子

♪ And many happy elves, it's a happy life ♪

許多快樂的精靈，這是一個幸福的生活。

♪ I have rosy cheeks and I wear a red suit ♪

我有玫瑰色的臉頰 我穿紅色的西裝

♪ And I top it all off with my big, black boots ♪

而我最重要的是我的大，黑色的靴子關閉

-♪ [Bleep] your black boots, man, I got Jimmy Choos ♪

-你的黑靴子，夥計，我有Jimmy Choos?

♪ And I got a Lamborghini,

我得到了一輛蘭博基尼。

just kiddin', I got two ♪

只是開玩笑'，我得到了兩個?

♪ I'm decked out in chrome and I [bleep] on the daily ♪

* I'm decked out in chrome and I [bleep] on the daily *

♪ I don't give presents, bitch, I make the kids pay me ♪

我不給禮物，婊子，我讓孩子們給我錢

-Maybe we should stop doing the song.

-也許我們應該停止唱這首歌。

-Hell no, you red-nosed bastard. I'm just getting started.

-不，你這個紅鼻子的混蛋。我才剛開始呢

-Okay.

-好吧

♪ When I stop by, give me cookies and milk ♪

當我停下來的時候，給我餅乾和牛奶？

-♪ Nah, I can't eat that [bleep] boy, I got a new grille ♪

-不，我不能吃那個[嗶]男孩，我有一個新的格柵？

-♪ Have a little eggnog, but not too much ♪

-喝一點蛋酒，但不要太多

-♪ [Bleep] your nog, give me Henny in a big-ass cup ♪

-給我一個大屁股杯裡的Henny?

-♪ I've got to be honest, you might deserve coal ♪

-我得說實話，你可能應該得到煤？

-♪ I'mma turn that [bleep] to diamond and buy the North Pole ♪

-我要把它變成鑽石，然後買下北極點

-♪ I should have done a song with Rudolph or Frosty ♪

-我應該和魯道夫或者弗羅斯蒂一起唱一首歌的

-♪ You like to be nice, well, I like to get naughty ♪

-你喜歡好的，好吧，我喜歡淘氣的

♪ Naughty, naughty, naughty ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪

淘氣，淘氣，淘氣 是啊

♪ Let's get naughty, turn up the track ♪

讓我們得到頑皮， 打開了軌道

♪ Grab my sack while I count these stacks ♪

抓住我的麻袋，而我數這些堆棧

♪ Don't need reindeer, that's a fact ♪

不需要馴鹿，這是一個事實

♪ Got my hoes out front and some presents in the back ♪

得到了我的鋤頭在前面 和一些禮物在後面

♪ [Bleep] your stocking stuffin' ♪

# 你的長筒襪 # # Bleep your stocking stuffin'#

♪ Nobody's gettin' nothin' ♪

# Nobody's gettin' nothin' #

-Alright, I've -- I've heard enough.

-好吧，我已經... 我已經聽夠了。

This isn't what Christmas is all about.

這不是聖誕節的意義所在。

Christmas is about presents under the tree

聖誕節是關於樹下的禮物

and Rudolph and gingerbread men.

和魯道夫和薑餅人。

It's about tradition and lights and whispering what you want

這是關於傳統和燈光和低語你想要的東西

while you sit on my lap.

當你坐在我腿上的時候

-Oh, you nasty, huh?

-哦，你真討厭，是吧？

-No, no, no! That's not what I meant.

-不，不，不！不，不，不！ - 我不是這個意思

-♪ Yeah, let's get naughty, turn up the track ♪

-是啊，讓我們淘氣，打開了曲目

♪ Grab my sack while I count these stacks ♪

抓住我的麻袋，而我數這些堆棧

♪ Don't need reindeer, that's a fact ♪

不需要馴鹿，這是一個事實

♪ Got my hoes out front and some presents in the back ♪

得到了我的鋤頭在前面 和一些禮物在後面

♪ Claus and Nas are here to stay ♪

# Claus and Nas are here to stay #

♪ Merry Christmas, happy holidays ♪

聖誕快樂，節日快樂

-Okay, go stream "HOLIDAY" now.

-好了，現在去流 "假日 "吧。

[ Bells jingle ]

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