Name: 蒂娜-菲拯救了一個男人的生命。 (Tina Fey Saved a Man’s Life)
Uploaded: 2020-12-17T18:46:37.000Z
Duration: 7 min 51 s

動名詞

-Thank you so much for coming here in person.

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-It's so fun to be here. It's so nice to see you, pally.

-能來這裡真好玩。很高興見到你，帕利。

Thank you. We talked during the quarantine,

謝謝你，我們在隔離期間談過了我們在隔離期間談過了

obviously, and you helped me out with some bits.

很明顯，你也幫我解決了一些問題。

我想給大家看的隔離區的情況。

and what exactly is going -- -This who I am now, Jimmy.

-Is that the new you? -This is the new me.

-這就是新的你嗎？-這就是新的我

This is actually a picture of -- That outfit is from

這其實是一張照片... 那件衣服是來自於...

the "Tonight Show" aunties bit that we did.

"今夜秀 "阿姨的位，我們做的。

because that is the first car I have ever owned in my life.

因為那是我人生中擁有的第一輛車。

這是主要的。你從來沒有買過車。

-Yeah, 'cause I'm a big, like, subway, bus...bitch.

-是啊，因為我是一個大的，就像，地鐵，公車... 婊子。

所以，是的，我以前從不開車。

I always had a license that I never used,

我一直有一個許可證，但我從來沒有用過。

and then, during quarantine, when I didn't like --

然後，在隔離期間， 當我不喜歡 --

The subway wasn't open. I was just, like,

"I want to have some agency," and so I wanted to go

"我想有一些機構，"所以我想去。

"Maybe get, like, a Mini Cooper or, like, a fun car

"也許可以買一輛迷你庫珀，或者是一輛好玩的車

or, like, a Jeep or a BMW," and I was like, "No.

或，像，吉普車或寶馬，"我當時想，"沒有。

而這是一輛白色的斯巴魯森林人。

而且，嗯--我甚至從來沒有聽說過

的斯巴魯森林人。-這是非常基本的。

I'm like, "Mwah, mwah, mwah! It's basic."

我想，"姆瓦，姆瓦，姆瓦！這是基本的。"

'cause Alice is 15 now. My older daughter's 15,

因為愛麗絲現在15歲了我的大女兒15歲了

-I think she's looking at that car, knowing, like,

-我覺得她在看那輛車，知道，就像。

that's the car she's gonna learn to drive on, and she's like...

那是她要去學習駕駛的車， 她就像... ...

She was really pushing for, like, a cuter, cooler car,

她真的是在推崇，比如，更可愛，更酷的車。

朱達-弗裡德蘭德的該死的運動鞋。

And she's like, "But, Mom, that's such a Karen car."

她說，"但是，媽媽，那是一輛凱倫的車"

我當時想，"我給她取名叫凱倫"

and now I'm always, like, "Should we take Karen

現在我總是，像，"我們應該採取凱倫的。

and get out of the city at all during quarantine?

-是的，我們做到了。是的，我們做到了。 大約在...

'Cause we were in the city in the beginning,

'cause I remember I was talking to you in the beginning,

因為我記得我一開始就跟你說過了。

and you were like, "Do you want to come to our house?"

和你一樣，"你想來我們家嗎？"

that we were just in the apartment for a couple months.

我們只是在公寓裡住了幾個月。

But, like, so many New Yorkers, my kids, at a certain point,

但是，像很多紐約人一樣，我的孩子們，在某一個點上。

hadn't been outside in six or eight weeks.

They were becoming like the children in the "Secret Garden."

他們正變得像 "祕密花園 "裡的孩子一樣。

-"No, you can't meet the wind, not today."

-"不，你不能見風，今天不行。"

"今天不行"所以，之後，喜歡。

a couple months, we did -- we were fortunate enough --

幾個月來，我們沒有 - 我們很幸運地 -

And the first time we got to this place, where it had a yard

我們第一次到這個地方，那裡有一個院子。

我們可以到外面去 - 我，喜歡，

outside in the morning with my coffee without a whole protocol

在外面的早晨與我的咖啡沒有一個完整的協議。

in my own little yard, and the first morning

在我自己的小院子裡，第一個早晨...

that we were there, I was standing outside,

and we were looking down -- You can see the Hudson River

我們往下看... 你可以看到哈德遜河。

從我們所在的地方。它是如此美麗。

And I heard -- I'm standing there with my coffee,

我聽說... 我正站在那裡喝咖啡。

"救命啊！救命啊！"救命啊！"它 - 我很喜歡，

'Cause I've been in my house for two months, right?

因為我已經在我家呆了兩個月了，對吧？

So I'm like, "Is that a person saying 'help'?"

所以我想，"那是一個人說'幫助'？"

於是，我去把大女兒接了過來。

and I was like, "Come out here, come out here."

我當時想，"出來吧，出來吧。"

And we're standing outside -- again, like, mole people.

我們站在外面... ...又像鼴鼠人一樣。

-Looking down at the river, and we're waiting,

and, like, a couple minutes go by, and then we hear it again.

而且，像，一兩分鐘去， 然後我們再次聽到它。

So then I called Jeff out. Like, he's from the country.

所以我叫傑夫出來。他是鄉下人

He grew up in the country. He'll know if this is a bird.

他是在鄉下長大的。他會知道這是不是一隻鳥。

'Cause I'm thinking, like, "We're gonna freak out

"因為我在想，就像，"我們會嚇壞的。

about this and he's gonna be like, 'Hey, you weirdo.

關於這一點，他會是這樣的， "嘿，你這個怪胎。

-So, he comes out. We're all standing out there.

-所以，他出來了。我們都站在外面

So, we called the cops. We're like, "What do we do?"

所以，我們叫了警察。我們想，"我們該怎麼辦？"

We called the cops. Our first day out of the house,

我們叫了警察。我們第一天出家門的時候

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