GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

很高興再次見到你。

WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."

歡迎來到 "深夜秀"。

I AM YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

我是你的主播，史蒂芬-科爾伯特。

LET'S SEE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.

讓我們來看看這裡發生了什麼。

WHAT'S THE BIG STORY TONIGHT?

今晚有什麼大新聞？

WELL, LOOK OUTSIDE, BECAUSE DEPENDING ON WHERE YOU LIVE, IT

好吧，看看外面，因為取決於你住在哪裡，它... ...

MIGHT NOT BE THERE.

可能不在那裡。

SNOW IS BATTERING THE EAST COAST, AND OVER 60 MILLION

雪覆蓋了東海岸，超過6000萬

PEOPLE ARE UNDER A WINTER STORM WATCH.

人們都在冬風的監視下。

PEOPLE ARE BEING ASKED TO STAY HOME, OF ALL THINGS.

人們被要求留在家裡，所有的事情。

CAN YOU IMAGINE, JUST SITTING AROUND IN YOUR HOUSE FOR DAYS ON

你能想象，只是坐在你的房子裡幾天，

END, NOWHERE TO GO, JUST WATCHING TV?

完，無處可去，只是看電視？

HOW WILL WE ADJUST?

我們如何調整？

NOW, I'M IN THE NEW YORK AREA, WHICH IS EXPECTED TO GET 12-18

現在，我在紐約地區，預計將得到12-18個。

INCHES TONIGHT.

英寸今晚。

IT'S COMING DOWN SO HARD.

它的下降如此之快。

LE ME LOOK OUT MY WINDOW.

讓我看看窗外。

JIMMY, YOU CAN GIVE US A LIVE SHOT OVER HERE, PLEASE.

JIMMY，你可以在這裡給我們一個現場直播的機會，請。

WOW, THAT'S INTENSE.

哇，那是激烈的。

LOOK AT THAT.

看看這個。

PUT ON A JACKET!

穿上外套！

YOU'LL CATCH A CHILL!

你會被嚇到的！

HIS LIPS ARE SO CHAPPED.

他的嘴脣是如此的皸裂。

MAN, THAT GUY IS RIPPED!

男人，那個傢伙是撕裂的！

THERE ARE NO CARBS IN WESTEROS.

西部地區沒有碳水化合物。

FORECASTERS SAID THAT THE STORM WILL LIKELY COVER NEARLY 1,000

天氣預報員說，風暴可能會覆蓋近1,000個地方。

MILES WITH HEAVY SNOW, FREEZING RAIN, AND STRONG WINDS.

伴隨著大雪、凍雨和強風的里程。

AW, JUST IN TIME FOR THE HOLIDAYS.

AW，正好趕上假期。

IT'S JUST LIKE THE SONG: ♪ I'M DREAMING OF A WHITE

"我夢想著一個白色的人

CHRISTMAS ♪ AHHHHHH!

聖誕節 啊哈哈哈！

I HIT SOME BLACK ICE!

我打了一些黑冰！

HOLD ON!

等一下！

WE'RE GOING INTO THE CULVERT, KIDS!

我們要去CulVERT了，孩子們！

SO IF YOU ARE OUT RIGHT NOW, PLEASE BE SAFE.

所以如果你現在在外面，請注意安全。

I MEAN, IT'S GETTING PRETTY NASTY RIGHT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW.

我是說，我窗外的天氣變得非常糟糕。

JIM, CAN WE GIVE A LIVE SHOT AGAIN.

吉姆，我們可以再來一次現場直播嗎？

WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE?

我們在這裡得到了什麼？

>> COME ON!

>> 來吧！

GIMME A SIGN HERE!

給我籤個名吧！

>> Stephen: THAT'S NOT GOOD.

>> Stephen:這不是很好。

THAT'S NOT GOOD.

這不是很好。

REMINDER TO EVERYBODY OUT THERE: THE A.S.P.C.A. RECOMMENDS YOU DO

提醒各位：美中不足協會建議你們：

NOT LEAVE YOUR DOGS AND CATS OUTSIDE TONIGHT.

今晚不要把你的狗和貓留在外面。

REMEMBER TO STUFF THEM INSIDE YOUR TAUNTAUN.

記得把它們塞進你的TUNTAUN裡。

YOU THINK IT SOUNDS BAD ON THE OUTSIDE.

你覺得外面的聲音不好聽，那就好辦了

MUCH SNOWFALL, WE'D EXPECT TO SEE SCHOOL CANCELLATIONS, BUT

這麼大的降雪，我們預計會看到學校取消，但。

BECAUSE OF REMOTE LEARNING, BILL DE BLAISO HAD BAD NEWS FOR

因為遠程學習，BILL DE BLAISO給我們帶來了壞消息。

NEW YORK CITY KIDS: >> THE SNOW DAY, AS WE KNEW IT

紐約市的孩子們。>> "雪天，我們知道的"。

AS KIDS, WHEN WE LOOKED FORWARD TO A DAY OFF.

小時候，當我們期待著一天的假期，

YES, IT'S TRUE, THAT'S NOW GOING TO BE A THING OF THE PAST, THAT

是的，這是真的，那現在將成為過去，那

EVEN WHEN KIDS ARE HOME BECAUSE OF THE SNOW, THEY WILL STILL BE

即使孩子們因為下雪而回家，他們也會是

LEARNING.

學習：

>> Stephen: NO!

>> Stephen:不！

THIS IS AN ABOMINATION-- NOT JUST FOR KIDS, BUT FOR PARENTS.

這是一個可惡的 -- 不僅僅是為了孩子，也是為了父母。

THE SNOW DAY IS THE RARE OPPORTUNITY TO WAKE UP YOUR

下雪天是喚醒你的孩子的難得機會。

CHILD WITH THE GREATEST NEWS IMAGINABLE!

孩子與最大的新聞想象！

"HONEY, THERE'S NO SCHOOL TODAY.

"親愛的，今天沒有學校。

YOU'RE JUST GOING TO TOBOGGAN FOR EIGHT HOURS, THEN DRINK HOT

你只是去了8小時的菸草店，然後喝熱酒

CHOCOLATE.

巧克力：

NOW GO BACK TO SLEEP, OKAY, WHILE DADDY HAS HIS MORNING

現在回去睡覺吧，好嗎，等爸爸起床了

WINE.

葡萄酒：

LET'S HAVE ANOTHER LOOK OUTSIDE THE WINDOW.

讓我們再看看窗外的風景吧。

JACK TORRANCE.

JACK TORRANCE.

HOW DOES IT LOOK OUTSIDE?

外面看起來如何？

AL WORK AND NO PLAY HAS MADE JACK A COLD BOY.

"只工作不玩耍 "讓傑克變成了一個冷血的男孩。

SPEAKING OF WINTERY WEATHER, THE PRESIDENT'S ATTEMPTS TO

談到冬天的天氣，主席的努力是為了

OVERTHROW THE 2020 ELECTION HAVE A SNOWBALL'S CHANCE IN HELL.

推翻2020年的選舉，有一個雪球的機會在地獄。

HE LOST HIS RECOUNTS, HIS LAWSUITS HAVE BEEN THROW OUT

他失去了他的帳目，他的訴訟被駁回了

OF COURT, AND HIS PLANS TO RETROACTIVELY DECLARE NOVEMBER 3

的計劃，以及他重新宣佈11月3日的計劃。

NATIONAL OPPOSITE DAY HAVE FAILED.

全國性的反對日都失敗了。

ON MONDAY, THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE CERTIFIED JOE BIDEN'S WIN; AND

週一，選舉學院證明了喬-比登的勝利；以及。

YESTERDAY, SENATE MAJORITY LEADER, MITCH McCONNELL

YESTERDAY, SENATE MAJORity LEADER, MITCH McCONNELL.

CONGRATULATED BIDEN ON HIS VICTORY.

祝賀比登的勝利。

EVEN McCONNELL HAS JUMPED SHIP.

甚至麥康奈爾也跳槽了。

LUCKILY, HIS WADDLE WORKS AS A FLOTATION DEVICE.

幸運的是，他的腰帶可以作為浮空裝置。

( LAUGHTER ) THE PRESIDENT WAS NOT PLEASED,

主席不高興。

WITH McCONNELL, TWEETING, "MITCH, 75,000,000 VOTES, A

與麥康奈爾，TWEETING，"MITCH，75,000,000選票，A。

RECORD FOR A SITTING PRESIDENT-- BY A LOT

在任主席的記錄---------------很多

TOO SOON TO GIVE UP.

太早放棄。

REPUBLICAN PARTY MUST FINALLY LEARN TO FIGHT.

共和黨必須最終學會戰鬥。

PEOPLE ARE ANGRY!" I SEE.

人們都很憤怒！"我明白了。

"PEOPLE" ARE ANGRY.

"人們 "很生氣。

ARE PEOPLE FEELING A LITTLE ISOLATED?

人們是否感到有點被孤立？

MAYBE PEOPLE ARE A LITTLE SAD?

也許人們都有點傷心？

NOW, I UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE MUST BE FEELING A LITTLE LONELY

現在，我明白了，人們一定會感到有點孤獨。

AND SCARED RIGHT NOW.

和嚇壞了現在。

AND I'M SURE PEOPLE ARE UPSET THAT WE THE PEOPLE DIDN'T VOTE

我相信人們一定會因為我們這些人沒有投票而感到不安

FOR PEOPLE.

為人們：

MAYBE PEOPLE ARE STRESS-EATING A CAN OF DUNCAN HINES FROSTING?

也許人們正在緊張地吃一罐DUNCAN HINES FROSTING？

IT WOULD BE NICE IF "PEOPLE'S" WIFE WAS MAYBE MORE

如果 "人民 "的妻子能更多一些，那就更好了。

UNDERSTANDING AND WANTED TO BE AROUND PEOPLE.

理解和想與人相處。

BUT REGARDLESS OF HOW ANGRY PEOPLE ARE, PEOPLE NEED TO GROW

但不管人們如何憤怒，人們都需要成長。

THE (BLEEP) UP.

(BLEEP)了。

( LAUGHTER ) EVEN MORE PATHETIC THAN THAT

比這更變態的是

TWEET IS THE FACT THAT THE PRESIDENT WROTE IT AT NEARLY

微博的事實是，總統寫了它在幾乎

1:00 A.M. ON WEDNESDAY.

週二凌晨1時。

OOF.

OOF。

THE ONLY REASON TO BE UP AT 1:00 A.M. ON A WEDNESDAY IS IF YOU

週三凌晨1點起床的唯一理由是如果你

HAD A REALLY BIG TACO TUESDAY.

週二吃了一大堆塔可。

OF COURSE, THE PRESIDENT WOULDN'T BE FEELING THIS WAY

當然，總統不會有這樣的感覺。

IF IT WASN'T FOR THE WORK OF PEOPLE LIKE BIDEN CAMPAIGN

如果不是像BIDEN CAMPAIGN這樣的人所做的工作。

MANAGER JEN O'MALLEY DILLON, SEEN HERE ON THE COVER OF HER

經理JEN O'MALLEY DILLON，在她的雜誌封面上看到的。

RAP ALBUM "STRAIGHT OUTTA SOUTHAMPTON."

說唱專輯 "STRAIGHT OUTTA SOUTHAMPTON"。

O'MALLEY DILLON SAT DOWN FOR AN INTERVIEW WITH "GLAMOUR"

奧馬利-迪龍接受《魅力》雜誌採訪。

MAGAZINE AND HAD THIS TO SAY ABOUT BIDEN'S ONGOING CALLS FOR

雜誌，並有這樣的評價比登正在進行的呼籲。

BIPARTISANSHIP: "THE PRESIDENT-ELECT WAS ABLE TO

兩黨制："當選總統能夠：

CONNECT WITH PEOPLE OVER THIS SENSE OF UNITY.

在這種團結的感覺上與人們建立聯繫。

IN THE PRIMARY, PEOPLE WOULD MOCK HIM, LIKE, "YOU THINK YOU

在小學的時候，人們會嘲笑他，比如 "你以為你是誰？

CAN WORK WITH REPUBLICANS?" SHE ADDED, "I'M NOT SAYING

可以和共和黨人合作嗎？"她補充說："我不是說

THEY'RE NOT A BUNCH OF (BLEEP).

他們不是一群（嗶）。

MITCH McCONNELL IS TERRIBLE."

MITCH McCONNELL IS TERRIBLE" MITCH McCONNELL IS TERRIBLE."

OKAY, SO THERE'S KUMBAYA, BUT THERE'S ALSO KISS MY BUTT.

好吧，所以有昆巴亞，但也有 吻我的屁股。

NOW, INSULTING YOUR COUNTRYMEN MAY SEEM LIKE A STRANGE WAY

現在，侮辱你的同胞似乎是一種奇怪的方式。

TO BRING PEOPLE TOGETHER, BUT JOE BIDEN WANTS TO BUILD A TRUE

把人們聚集在一起，但喬-比登想建立一個真正的。

BIG TENT, WHERE EVERYONE IS WELCOME: THE TERRIBLE PEOPLE,

大帳篷，在那裡每個人都是歡迎的：可怕的人。

THE (BLEEP), WHERE THE DOUCHE NOZZLE SITS AT THE TABLE OF

(BLEEP)，其中的OUCH NOZZLE坐在桌子上的。

BROTHERHOOD NEXT TO THE ASSHAT, WHERE THE NUMBNUT HOLDS HANDS

屁股旁邊的兄弟情誼，大拇指握手的地方。

WITH THE JACKHOLE, WHERE THE PUTZ CAN RAISE HIS SCHMUCK-FACE

與傑克霍爾，其中PUTZ可以提高他的SCHMUCK-FACE。

CHILDREN TO BE ANY KIND OF DILLWEED THEY WANT.

讓孩子們成為他們想要的任何種類的蒔花。

THAT KIND OF OUTREACH HAS TO BE IN THE PRESIDENTIAL TOOLKIT.

這種外展必須在總統的工具箱中。

ALSO, MITCH McCONNELL'S A TOOL.

還有，MITCH McCONNELL'S A TOOL.

JOE BIDEN CONTINUES TO ACT LIKE A GUY WHO'S ABOUT TO BE

喬-比登繼續表現得像個即將要上位的人。

PRESIDENT.

主席：

FOR INSTANCE, TOMORROW, HE'S TALKING TO ME.

暫時來說，明天，他在跟我說話。

AND TODAY, THE PRESIDENT-ELECT ANNOUNCED HE WILL NOMINATE PETE

而今天，當選總統宣佈他將提名佩特

BUTTIGIEG TO BE SECRETARY OF TRANSPORTATION.

BUTTIGIEG將擔任交通部部長。

MAYOR BUTTIGIEG, OBVIOUSLY, UNDERSTANDS TRANSPORTATION.

布提吉格市長，顯然，他明白交通。

AFTER ALL, HE'S A RHODES SCHOLAR.

畢竟，他是一個羅德斯學者。

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>> Stephen: IT'S A HISTORIC NOMINATION.

>> Stephen:這是一個歷史性的提名。

BUTTIGIEG WILL BE THE FIRST OPENLY L.G.B.T.Q. PERSON IN ANY

BUTTIGIEG將成為任何國家中第一個公開的L.G.B.T.Q.人士。

CABINET.

櫥櫃：

THOUGH IT IS POSSIBLE THAT NOBODY TOLD THE PRESIDENT-ELECT.

雖然有可能沒有人告訴候任主席。

>> AND BY THE WAY, JILL AND I ALWAYS ENJOYED SEEING PETE AND

>> 順便說一句，吉爾和我一直很喜歡看佩特和他在一起的樣子

KRISTEN-- OR CHASTEN, I SHOULD SAY-- TOGETHER ON THE TRAIL.

KRISTEN... 或者說是CHASTEN... 我們一起在路上。

( AS BIDEN ) "SORRY, SOMETIMES I GET MY

"對不起，有時我得到了我的

L.G.'s MIXED UP WITH MY B.T.Q.'S AND MY B.L.T.'S.

L. G. 和我的B. T. Q. 和我的B. L. T.

HEY, DON'T BE TOO OFFENDED.

嘿，不要太生氣了。

REMEMBER, ONE TIME I THOUGHT MY WIFE WAS MY SISTER.

記得，有一次我以為我的妻子是我的妹妹。

ISN'T THAT RIGHT, GIL?

對不對，吉爾？

JILL."

JILL."

I COULD GO FOR A B.L.T.

我可以去做B. L. T.

WHEN IT WAS HIS TURN TO TAKE THE STAGE, MAYOR PETE EXTOLLED THE

當輪到他上臺的時候，市長佩特就會把他的 "大話 "演繹得淋漓盡致。

VIRTUES OF TRANSPORTATION: >> TRAVEL, IN MY MIND, IS

交通工具： >> 在我看來，旅行是一個很好的選擇。

SYNONYMOUS WITH GROWTH, WITH ADVENTURE, EVEN LOVE, SO MUCH SO

同義詞與成長，與冒險，甚至是愛情，如此之多，如此。

THAT I PROPOSED TO MY HUSBAND, CHASTEN, IN AN AIRPORT TERMINAL.

我在機場候機廳向我的丈夫查斯登求婚，

DON'T LET ANYBODY TELL YOU THAT O'HARE ISN'T ROMANTIC.

不要讓任何人告訴你，奧黑不是浪漫主義者。

>> Stephen: AND IT WASN'T JUST THE ENGAGEMENT.

>> 史蒂芬：而且不僅僅是參與。

THEY HELD THE RECEPTION AT CHILI'S TOO.

他們也在CHILI'S舉行了招待會。

THEY REGISTERED AT "HUDSON NEWS."

他們在 "HUDSON新聞 "註冊。

"OH, MAN, SOMEBODY ALREADY BOUGHT THE "WELCOME TO CHICAGO"

"哦，夥計，有人已經買了 "歡迎來到芝加哥""

SNOWGLOBE.

SNOWGLOBE.

SHOULD WE GET THEM A NECK PILLOW OR A $15 BAG OF GUMMY BEARS?"

我們應該給他們一個頸枕還是一袋15美元的小熊糖？"

NOW, BUTTIGIEG RECOGNIZED HOW HISTORIC HIS NOMINATION WAS.

現在，BUTTIGIEG承認他的提名是多麼具有歷史意義。

>> I CAN'T HELP BUT THINK OF A 17-YEAR-OLD SOMEWHERE WHO MIGHT

>> 我不能幫助，但想到一個17歲的地方誰可能。

BE WATCHING US RIGHT NOW, SOMEBODY WHO WONDERS WHETHER AND

現在就在看著我們，有人想知道我們是否... ...

WHERE THEY BELONG IN THE WORLD OR EVEN IN THEIR OWN FAMILY.

他們在世界的歸屬，甚至在他們自己的家庭中。

AND I'M THINKING ABOUT THE MESSAGE THAT TODAY'S

而我在想今天的資訊，即

ANNOUNCEMENT IS SENDING TO THEM.

公告是發送給他們的。

>> Stephen: YOU HEAR THAT, 17-YEAR-OLD?

>> 你聽到了嗎，17歲的孩子？

YOU STAY IN SCHOOL, AND SOMEDAY YOU, TOO, MAY SEE YOUR NAME ON A

你留在學校裡，總有一天你也會在學校裡看到你的名字。

SIGN OUTSIDE A TRUCK WEIGH STATION.

貨車稱重站外的標誌。

I'M TALKING LEGENDS LIKE CLAUDE S. BRINEGAR, NEIL E.

我說的是像CLAUDE S．BRINEGAR, NEIL E.

GOLDSCHMIDT, AND OUR CURRENT SECRETARY OF TRANSPORTATION--

高斯密特和我們的現任交通部... ...

I HAVE NO IDEA.

我不知道。

IT'S NOT JUST REPUBLICAN SENATORS BAILING ON THE CURRENT

不僅僅是共和黨參議員在目前的情況下放棄了。

ADMINISTRATION.

行政管理：

SO ARE ITS OWN STAFF MEMBERS.

我自己的工作人員也是如此。

A LITTLE WHILE BACK, I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE STATE DEPARTMENT'S

不久前，我跟你說過州政府部門的...

HOLIDAY PARTY PLANNED BY SECRETARY OF STATE AND

國務院及香港特別行政區政府籌辦的節日派對

MARSHMALLOW PEEP IN THE MICROWAVE, MIKE POMPEO.

微波中的馬什馬洛-佩普，邁克-龐波。

DESPITE THE PANDEMIC, POMPEO INVITED 900 GUESTS.

儘管大恐慌，POMPEO邀請了900名客人。

WELL, THE BIG EVENT WAS YESTERDAY, AND TURNS OUT,

好了，大事件是昨天，結果。

EVERYBODY HAD A GREAT TIME NOT GOING BECAUSE HUNDREDS OF

每個人都有一個偉大的時間不走，因為數以百計的。

INVITEES SKIPPED MIKE POMPEO'S PARTY.

邀請人跳過了MIKE POMPEO的派對。

DON'T FEEL BAD, MR. SECRETARY.

不要難過，先生。

IT'S NOT THAT THEY DON'T LIKE YOU.

不是因為他們不喜歡你。

IT'S THAT THEY THINK YOU'RE A MORON FOR HOLDING A PARTY DURING

是他們認為你是一個白痴，因為你在期間舉行聚會。

A PANDEMIC.

PANDEMIC：

THAT'S WHY THEY DON'T LIKE YOU.

這就是為什麼他們不喜歡你。

THE NUMBERS WERE PRETTY LOW.

數字很低。

OUT OF THE 900 PEOPLE INVITED, ABOUT 70 PEOPLE R.S.V.P.'d, AND

在被邀請的900人中，大約有70人被邀請，並被邀請。

ONLY A FEW DOZEN SHOWED UP.

只有幾十個人出現了。

A FEW DOZEN PEOPLE?

幾十個人？

LET'S BE GENEROUS AND SAY IT WAS 36 PEOPLE.

讓我們大方一點，說是36人。

THAT'S AROUND 4% OF THE INVITES.

這大約是4%的邀請人。

THOSE WHO BRAVED THE CONTAGION TO ATTEND WERE TREATED TO A

冒著生命危險前來參加的人，受到的待遇是：1

SPECIAL APPEARANCE BY...

特別出場的...

A MASKED SANTA.

一個蒙面的聖誕老人。

WAIT A SECOND, I RECOGNIZE THAT PHYSIQUE.

等一下，我認出了那個法陣。

NICE TRY, MR. PRESIDENT.

不錯的嘗試，先生。主席：

I THINK SOMEONE JUST WANTED UNLIMITED COOKIES AND TO KISS

我想有人只是想要無限量的蛋糕和親吻。

PEOPLE'S MOMMIES.

人民的母親。

GUESTS HOPING TO HEAR FROM POMPEO WERE DISAPPOINTED,

希望從POMPEO那裡得到消息的客人們都很失望。

BECAUSE AT THE LAST MINUTE, THE SECRETARY CANCELED HIS SPEECH

因為在最後一刻，他取消了他的演說。

AND TAPPED A SUBSTITUTE SPEAKER.

並竊取了一個替代的演講者。

YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

你不能這樣做！

YOU'RE THE HOST OF THE DUMB PARTY!

你是笨蛋派對的主持人！

THAT'S LIKE GOING, "UH, THANKS, EVERYONE, COMING TO ME AND

這就像去，"呃，謝謝，大家，來找我，並。

MICHELLE'S ENGAGEMENT PARTY.

MICHELLE的訂婚派對。

LOOKS LIKE THERE'S JUST A HANDFUL OF PEOPLE HERE, SO I TAP

看上去這裡只有一幫人，所以我拍了拍

ROGER AS A SUBSTITUTE GROOM.

羅傑作為一個替代的新郎。

GOOD LUCK, ROG.

祝你好運，羅格。

SHE'S A HELL OF A LADY, BUT NOT VERY POPULAR, EVIDENTLY."

她是個很好的女人，但不是很受歡迎，很明顯。"

BUT POMPEO WAS THERE, AND HE IS NOW IN QUARANTINE DUE TO

但POMPEO在那裡，他現在在隔離區，由於

COVID-19 EXPOSURE AFTER THE HOLIDAY PARTY.

COVID-19假期派對後的暴露。

IT'S JUST LIKE WHEN EBENEZER SCROOGE LEARNED HIS LESSON AFTER

就像EBENEZER SCROOGE後學到的教訓一樣

GETTING A VISIT FROM THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS OBVIOUS.

得到聖誕之魂的探訪，顯然。

OKAY, ENOUGH MEAT.

好了，夠了肉。

LET'S GET TO THE CHRISTMAS CANDY.

讓我們來談談聖誕糖果。

IT'S TIME FOR "LATE SHOW HOT GOSS."

現在是 "晚間秀熱狗 "的時間。

( SIZZLE ) BECAUSE WE'VE GOT SOME BIG

因為我們有一些大的。

CELEBRITY NEWS.

明星新聞。

I'M TALKING ABOUT BLOCKBUSTER MEGA STAR AND MAN WHO I WILL

我正在談論BLOCKBUSTER巨星和男人，我將。

NOT MAKE A JOKE ABOUT BECAUSE I'VE NEVER INTERVIEWED HIM, AND

不開玩笑，為什麼我從來沒有采訪過他，和。

I'D LIKE THAT TO HAPPEN SOMEDAY, TOM CRUISE.

我希望有一天能發生，湯姆・克魯斯。

CRUISE IS CURRENTLY IN THE U.K.

遊輪目前在英國。

SHOOTING THE NEW MISSION IMPOSSIBLE SEQUEL, "MISSION

拍攝新的《不可能的任務》續集《任務》。

IMPOSSIBLE 7: TURNS OUT THE FIRST SIX TIMES WERE POSSIBLE."

不可能的7：轉出前六次是可能的。"

WHILE HE WAS ON SET, CRUISE NOTICED TWO CREW MEMBERS

當他在片場的時候，克魯斯注意到有兩個工作人員。

STANDING TOO CLOSE TO ONE ANOTHER IN FRONT OF A COMPUTER

站在電腦前離彼此太近了

SCREEN, VIOLATING THE MOVIE'S STRICT COVID-19 SAFETY

違反電影嚴格的安全規定的螢幕。

PROTOCOLS.

PROTOCOLS：

WHICH, TO BE FAIR, ARE HARD TO SEE, BECAUSE THEY'RE...

老實說，這些東西很難看到，因為它們... ...

GHOST PROTOCOLS.

幽靈程序：

NO SOUND EFFECT?

沒有聲音效果？

WE HAVE NO SOUND EFFECTS?

我們沒有聲音效果？

WE WILL NEVER HAVE SOUND EFFECTS OR THEY WILL BE LAID IN LATER?

我們永遠不會有聲音效果，或者他們將在以後鋪設？

WE'LL FIND OUT.

我們會知道的。

>> Stephen: OF COURSE-- I DON'T WANT THEM NOW.

>> 當然 -- 我現在不想要它們。

YOU REALIZE I DON'T WANT THEM NOW.

你知道我現在不想要他們了嗎？

OF COURSE, CRUISE TAKES THE SAFETY OF HIS PRODUCTION VERY

當然，克魯斯非常重視產品的安全性。

SERIOUSLY.

認真地。

AND SEEING THE RULES BROKEN MADE HIM FLIP OUT, RESULTING IN

而看到規則被破壞，他就發飆了，導致了。

THIS LEAKED AUDIO: >> Stephen: IS THAT IT?

這個洩漏的音頻: >> Stephen:是嗎？

>> THAT'S IT!

>> 就是這樣！

>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT.

>> Stephen:好吧。

GLAD I CHECKED.

很高興我檢查了。

NOW, AS INTENSE AS THAT SOUNDS, AND IT DOES SOUND INTENSE,

現在，因為激烈的，因為這聽起來， 它聽起來很激烈。

THAT'S JUST THE AUDIO.

這只是音頻。

HE SAID ALL OF THAT WHILE HALO JUMPING FROM A C-17 ONTO THE

他是在從C-17跳上飛機的時候說的。

MINUTE HAND OF BIG BEN.