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  • >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY!

    >> Stephen:嗨,大家好!

  • GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

    很高興再次見到你。

  • WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."

    歡迎來到 "深夜秀"。

  • I AM YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

    我是你的主播,史蒂芬-科爾伯特。

  • LET'S SEE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.

    讓我們來看看這裡發生了什麼。

  • WHAT'S THE BIG STORY TONIGHT?

    今晚有什麼大新聞?

  • WELL, LOOK OUTSIDE, BECAUSE DEPENDING ON WHERE YOU LIVE, IT

    好吧,看看外面,因為取決於你住在哪裡,它... ...

  • MIGHT NOT BE THERE.

    可能不在那裡。

  • SNOW IS BATTERING THE EAST COAST, AND OVER 60 MILLION

    雪覆蓋了東海岸,超過6000萬

  • PEOPLE ARE UNDER A WINTER STORM WATCH.

    人們都在冬風的監視下。

  • PEOPLE ARE BEING ASKED TO STAY HOME, OF ALL THINGS.

    人們被要求留在家裡,所有的事情。

  • CAN YOU IMAGINE, JUST SITTING AROUND IN YOUR HOUSE FOR DAYS ON

    你能想象,只是坐在你的房子裡幾天,

  • END, NOWHERE TO GO, JUST WATCHING TV?

    完,無處可去,只是看電視?

  • HOW WILL WE ADJUST?

    我們如何調整?

  • NOW, I'M IN THE NEW YORK AREA, WHICH IS EXPECTED TO GET 12-18

    現在,我在紐約地區,預計將得到12-18個。

  • INCHES TONIGHT.

    英寸今晚。

  • IT'S COMING DOWN SO HARD.

    它的下降如此之快。

  • LE ME LOOK OUT MY WINDOW.

    讓我看看窗外。

  • JIMMY, YOU CAN GIVE US A LIVE SHOT OVER HERE, PLEASE.

    JIMMY,你可以在這裡給我們一個現場直播的機會,請。

  • WOW, THAT'S INTENSE.

    哇,那是激烈的。

  • LOOK AT THAT.

    看看這個。

  • PUT ON A JACKET!

    穿上外套!

  • YOU'LL CATCH A CHILL!

    你會被嚇到的!

  • HIS LIPS ARE SO CHAPPED.

    他的嘴脣是如此的皸裂。

  • MAN, THAT GUY IS RIPPED!

    男人,那個傢伙是撕裂的!

  • THERE ARE NO CARBS IN WESTEROS.

    西部地區沒有碳水化合物。

  • FORECASTERS SAID THAT THE STORM WILL LIKELY COVER NEARLY 1,000

    天氣預報員說,風暴可能會覆蓋近1,000個地方。

  • MILES WITH HEAVY SNOW, FREEZING RAIN, AND STRONG WINDS.

    伴隨著大雪、凍雨和強風的里程。

  • AW, JUST IN TIME FOR THE HOLIDAYS.

    AW,正好趕上假期。

  • IT'S JUST LIKE THE SONG: ♪ I'M DREAMING OF A WHITE

    "我夢想著一個白色的人

  • CHRISTMASAHHHHHH!

    聖誕節 啊哈哈哈!

  • I HIT SOME BLACK ICE!

    我打了一些黑冰!

  • HOLD ON!

    等一下!

  • WE'RE GOING INTO THE CULVERT, KIDS!

    我們要去CulVERT了,孩子們!

  • SO IF YOU ARE OUT RIGHT NOW, PLEASE BE SAFE.

    所以如果你現在在外面,請注意安全。

  • I MEAN, IT'S GETTING PRETTY NASTY RIGHT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW.

    我是說,我窗外的天氣變得非常糟糕。

  • JIM, CAN WE GIVE A LIVE SHOT AGAIN.

    吉姆,我們可以再來一次現場直播嗎?

  • WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE?

    我們在這裡得到了什麼?

  • >> COME ON!

    >> 來吧!

  • GIMME A SIGN HERE!

    給我籤個名吧!

  • >> Stephen: THAT'S NOT GOOD.

    >> Stephen:這不是很好。

  • THAT'S NOT GOOD.

    這不是很好。

  • REMINDER TO EVERYBODY OUT THERE: THE A.S.P.C.A. RECOMMENDS YOU DO

    提醒各位:美中不足協會建議你們:

  • NOT LEAVE YOUR DOGS AND CATS OUTSIDE TONIGHT.

    今晚不要把你的狗和貓留在外面。

  • REMEMBER TO STUFF THEM INSIDE YOUR TAUNTAUN.

    記得把它們塞進你的TUNTAUN裡。

  • YOU THINK IT SOUNDS BAD ON THE OUTSIDE.

    你覺得外面的聲音不好聽,那就好辦了

  • MUCH SNOWFALL, WE'D EXPECT TO SEE SCHOOL CANCELLATIONS, BUT

    這麼大的降雪,我們預計會看到學校取消,但。

  • BECAUSE OF REMOTE LEARNING, BILL DE BLAISO HAD BAD NEWS FOR

    因為遠程學習,BILL DE BLAISO給我們帶來了壞消息。

  • NEW YORK CITY KIDS: >> THE SNOW DAY, AS WE KNEW IT

    紐約市的孩子們。>> "雪天,我們知道的"。

  • AS KIDS, WHEN WE LOOKED FORWARD TO A DAY OFF.

    小時候,當我們期待著一天的假期,

  • YES, IT'S TRUE, THAT'S NOW GOING TO BE A THING OF THE PAST, THAT

    是的,這是真的,那現在將成為過去,那

  • EVEN WHEN KIDS ARE HOME BECAUSE OF THE SNOW, THEY WILL STILL BE

    即使孩子們因為下雪而回家,他們也會是

  • LEARNING.

    學習:

  • >> Stephen: NO!

    >> Stephen:不!

  • THIS IS AN ABOMINATION-- NOT JUST FOR KIDS, BUT FOR PARENTS.

    這是一個可惡的 -- 不僅僅是為了孩子,也是為了父母。

  • THE SNOW DAY IS THE RARE OPPORTUNITY TO WAKE UP YOUR

    下雪天是喚醒你的孩子的難得機會。

  • CHILD WITH THE GREATEST NEWS IMAGINABLE!

    孩子與最大的新聞想象!

  • "HONEY, THERE'S NO SCHOOL TODAY.

    "親愛的,今天沒有學校。

  • YOU'RE JUST GOING TO TOBOGGAN FOR EIGHT HOURS, THEN DRINK HOT

    你只是去了8小時的菸草店,然後喝熱酒

  • CHOCOLATE.

    巧克力:

  • NOW GO BACK TO SLEEP, OKAY, WHILE DADDY HAS HIS MORNING

    現在回去睡覺吧,好嗎,等爸爸起床了

  • WINE.

    葡萄酒:

  • LET'S HAVE ANOTHER LOOK OUTSIDE THE WINDOW.

    讓我們再看看窗外的風景吧。

  • JACK TORRANCE.

    JACK TORRANCE.

  • HOW DOES IT LOOK OUTSIDE?

    外面看起來如何?

  • AL WORK AND NO PLAY HAS MADE JACK A COLD BOY.

    "只工作不玩耍 "讓傑克變成了一個冷血的男孩。

  • SPEAKING OF WINTERY WEATHER, THE PRESIDENT'S ATTEMPTS TO

    談到冬天的天氣,主席的努力是為了

  • OVERTHROW THE 2020 ELECTION HAVE A SNOWBALL'S CHANCE IN HELL.

    推翻2020年的選舉,有一個雪球的機會在地獄。

  • HE LOST HIS RECOUNTS, HIS LAWSUITS HAVE BEEN THROW OUT

    他失去了他的帳目,他的訴訟被駁回了

  • OF COURT, AND HIS PLANS TO RETROACTIVELY DECLARE NOVEMBER 3

    的計劃,以及他重新宣佈11月3日的計劃。

  • NATIONAL OPPOSITE DAY HAVE FAILED.

    全國性的反對日都失敗了。

  • ON MONDAY, THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE CERTIFIED JOE BIDEN'S WIN; AND

    週一,選舉學院證明了喬-比登的勝利;以及。

  • YESTERDAY, SENATE MAJORITY LEADER, MITCH McCONNELL

    YESTERDAY, SENATE MAJORity LEADER, MITCH McCONNELL.

  • CONGRATULATED BIDEN ON HIS VICTORY.

    祝賀比登的勝利。

  • EVEN McCONNELL HAS JUMPED SHIP.

    甚至麥康奈爾也跳槽了。

  • LUCKILY, HIS WADDLE WORKS AS A FLOTATION DEVICE.

    幸運的是,他的腰帶可以作為浮空裝置。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) THE PRESIDENT WAS NOT PLEASED,

    主席不高興。

  • WITH McCONNELL, TWEETING, "MITCH, 75,000,000 VOTES, A

    與麥康奈爾,TWEETING,"MITCH,75,000,000選票,A。

  • RECORD FOR A SITTING PRESIDENT-- BY A LOT

    在任主席的記錄---------------很多

  • TOO SOON TO GIVE UP.

    太早放棄。

  • REPUBLICAN PARTY MUST FINALLY LEARN TO FIGHT.

    共和黨必須最終學會戰鬥。

  • PEOPLE ARE ANGRY!" I SEE.

    人們都很憤怒!"我明白了。

  • "PEOPLE" ARE ANGRY.

    "人們 "很生氣。

  • ARE PEOPLE FEELING A LITTLE ISOLATED?

    人們是否感到有點被孤立?

  • MAYBE PEOPLE ARE A LITTLE SAD?

    也許人們都有點傷心?

  • NOW, I UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE MUST BE FEELING A LITTLE LONELY

    現在,我明白了,人們一定會感到有點孤獨。

  • AND SCARED RIGHT NOW.

    和嚇壞了現在。

  • AND I'M SURE PEOPLE ARE UPSET THAT WE THE PEOPLE DIDN'T VOTE

    我相信人們一定會因為我們這些人沒有投票而感到不安

  • FOR PEOPLE.

    為人們:

  • MAYBE PEOPLE ARE STRESS-EATING A CAN OF DUNCAN HINES FROSTING?

    也許人們正在緊張地吃一罐DUNCAN HINES FROSTING?

  • IT WOULD BE NICE IF "PEOPLE'S" WIFE WAS MAYBE MORE

    如果 "人民 "的妻子能更多一些,那就更好了。

  • UNDERSTANDING AND WANTED TO BE AROUND PEOPLE.

    理解和想與人相處。

  • BUT REGARDLESS OF HOW ANGRY PEOPLE ARE, PEOPLE NEED TO GROW

    但不管人們如何憤怒,人們都需要成長。

  • THE (BLEEP) UP.

    (BLEEP)了。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) EVEN MORE PATHETIC THAN THAT

    比這更變態的是

  • TWEET IS THE FACT THAT THE PRESIDENT WROTE IT AT NEARLY

    微博的事實是,總統寫了它在幾乎

  • 1:00 A.M. ON WEDNESDAY.

    週二凌晨1時。

  • OOF.

    OOF。

  • THE ONLY REASON TO BE UP AT 1:00 A.M. ON A WEDNESDAY IS IF YOU

    週三凌晨1點起床的唯一理由是如果你

  • HAD A REALLY BIG TACO TUESDAY.

    週二吃了一大堆塔可。

  • OF COURSE, THE PRESIDENT WOULDN'T BE FEELING THIS WAY

    當然,總統不會有這樣的感覺。

  • IF IT WASN'T FOR THE WORK OF PEOPLE LIKE BIDEN CAMPAIGN

    如果不是像BIDEN CAMPAIGN這樣的人所做的工作。

  • MANAGER JEN O'MALLEY DILLON, SEEN HERE ON THE COVER OF HER

    經理JEN O'MALLEY DILLON,在她的雜誌封面上看到的。

  • RAP ALBUM "STRAIGHT OUTTA SOUTHAMPTON."

    說唱專輯 "STRAIGHT OUTTA SOUTHAMPTON"。

  • O'MALLEY DILLON SAT DOWN FOR AN INTERVIEW WITH "GLAMOUR"

    奧馬利-迪龍接受《魅力》雜誌採訪。

  • MAGAZINE AND HAD THIS TO SAY ABOUT BIDEN'S ONGOING CALLS FOR

    雜誌,並有這樣的評價比登正在進行的呼籲。

  • BIPARTISANSHIP: "THE PRESIDENT-ELECT WAS ABLE TO

    兩黨制:"當選總統能夠:

  • CONNECT WITH PEOPLE OVER THIS SENSE OF UNITY.

    在這種團結的感覺上與人們建立聯繫。

  • IN THE PRIMARY, PEOPLE WOULD MOCK HIM, LIKE, "YOU THINK YOU

    在小學的時候,人們會嘲笑他,比如 "你以為你是誰?

  • CAN WORK WITH REPUBLICANS?" SHE ADDED, "I'M NOT SAYING

    可以和共和黨人合作嗎?"她補充說:"我不是說

  • THEY'RE NOT A BUNCH OF (BLEEP).

    他們不是一群(嗶)。

  • MITCH McCONNELL IS TERRIBLE."

    MITCH McCONNELL IS TERRIBLE" MITCH McCONNELL IS TERRIBLE."

  • OKAY, SO THERE'S KUMBAYA, BUT THERE'S ALSO KISS MY BUTT.

    好吧,所以有昆巴亞,但也有 吻我的屁股。

  • NOW, INSULTING YOUR COUNTRYMEN MAY SEEM LIKE A STRANGE WAY

    現在,侮辱你的同胞似乎是一種奇怪的方式。

  • TO BRING PEOPLE TOGETHER, BUT JOE BIDEN WANTS TO BUILD A TRUE

    把人們聚集在一起,但喬-比登想建立一個真正的。

  • BIG TENT, WHERE EVERYONE IS WELCOME: THE TERRIBLE PEOPLE,

    大帳篷,在那裡每個人都是歡迎的:可怕的人。

  • THE (BLEEP), WHERE THE DOUCHE NOZZLE SITS AT THE TABLE OF

    (BLEEP),其中的OUCH NOZZLE坐在桌子上的。

  • BROTHERHOOD NEXT TO THE ASSHAT, WHERE THE NUMBNUT HOLDS HANDS

    屁股旁邊的兄弟情誼,大拇指握手的地方。

  • WITH THE JACKHOLE, WHERE THE PUTZ CAN RAISE HIS SCHMUCK-FACE

    與傑克霍爾,其中PUTZ可以提高他的SCHMUCK-FACE。

  • CHILDREN TO BE ANY KIND OF DILLWEED THEY WANT.

    讓孩子們成為他們想要的任何種類的蒔花。

  • THAT KIND OF OUTREACH HAS TO BE IN THE PRESIDENTIAL TOOLKIT.

    這種外展必須在總統的工具箱中。

  • ALSO, MITCH McCONNELL'S A TOOL.

    還有,MITCH McCONNELL'S A TOOL.

  • JOE BIDEN CONTINUES TO ACT LIKE A GUY WHO'S ABOUT TO BE

    喬-比登繼續表現得像個即將要上位的人。

  • PRESIDENT.

    主席:

  • FOR INSTANCE, TOMORROW, HE'S TALKING TO ME.

    暫時來說,明天,他在跟我說話。

  • AND TODAY, THE PRESIDENT-ELECT ANNOUNCED HE WILL NOMINATE PETE

    而今天,當選總統宣佈他將提名佩特

  • BUTTIGIEG TO BE SECRETARY OF TRANSPORTATION.

    BUTTIGIEG將擔任交通部部長。

  • MAYOR BUTTIGIEG, OBVIOUSLY, UNDERSTANDS TRANSPORTATION.

    布提吉格市長,顯然,他明白交通。

  • AFTER ALL, HE'S A RHODES SCHOLAR.

    畢竟,他是一個羅德斯學者。

  • ( ♪ "GROOVE IS IN THE HEART" ♪ >> BE THE MILLIONTH PERSON TO

    ( "GROOVE IS IN THE HEART">>成為第一百萬個到場者

  • MAKE THIS JOKE.

    開這個玩笑。

  • WIN A FREE SLAM!

    贏取免費大滿貫!

  • >> Stephen: IT'S A HISTORIC NOMINATION.

    >> Stephen:這是一個歷史性的提名。

  • BUTTIGIEG WILL BE THE FIRST OPENLY L.G.B.T.Q. PERSON IN ANY

    BUTTIGIEG將成為任何國家中第一個公開的L.G.B.T.Q.人士。

  • CABINET.

    櫥櫃:

  • THOUGH IT IS POSSIBLE THAT NOBODY TOLD THE PRESIDENT-ELECT.

    雖然有可能沒有人告訴候任主席。

  • >> AND BY THE WAY, JILL AND I ALWAYS ENJOYED SEEING PETE AND

    >> 順便說一句,吉爾和我一直很喜歡看佩特和他在一起的樣子

  • KRISTEN-- OR CHASTEN, I SHOULD SAY-- TOGETHER ON THE TRAIL.

    KRISTEN... 或者說是CHASTEN... 我們一起在路上。

  • ( AS BIDEN ) "SORRY, SOMETIMES I GET MY

    "對不起,有時我得到了我的

  • L.G.'s MIXED UP WITH MY B.T.Q.'S AND MY B.L.T.'S.

    L. G. 和我的B. T. Q. 和我的B. L. T.

  • HEY, DON'T BE TOO OFFENDED.

    嘿,不要太生氣了。

  • REMEMBER, ONE TIME I THOUGHT MY WIFE WAS MY SISTER.

    記得,有一次我以為我的妻子是我的妹妹。

  • ISN'T THAT RIGHT, GIL?

    對不對,吉爾?

  • JILL."

    JILL."

  • I COULD GO FOR A B.L.T.

    我可以去做B. L. T.

  • WHEN IT WAS HIS TURN TO TAKE THE STAGE, MAYOR PETE EXTOLLED THE

    當輪到他上臺的時候,市長佩特就會把他的 "大話 "演繹得淋漓盡致。

  • VIRTUES OF TRANSPORTATION: >> TRAVEL, IN MY MIND, IS

    交通工具: >> 在我看來,旅行是一個很好的選擇。

  • SYNONYMOUS WITH GROWTH, WITH ADVENTURE, EVEN LOVE, SO MUCH SO

    同義詞與成長,與冒險,甚至是愛情,如此之多,如此。

  • THAT I PROPOSED TO MY HUSBAND, CHASTEN, IN AN AIRPORT TERMINAL.

    我在機場候機廳向我的丈夫查斯登求婚,

  • DON'T LET ANYBODY TELL YOU THAT O'HARE ISN'T ROMANTIC.

    不要讓任何人告訴你,奧黑不是浪漫主義者。

  • >> Stephen: AND IT WASN'T JUST THE ENGAGEMENT.

    >> 史蒂芬:而且不僅僅是參與。

  • THEY HELD THE RECEPTION AT CHILI'S TOO.

    他們也在CHILI'S舉行了招待會。

  • THEY REGISTERED AT "HUDSON NEWS."

    他們在 "HUDSON新聞 "註冊。

  • "OH, MAN, SOMEBODY ALREADY BOUGHT THE "WELCOME TO CHICAGO"

    "哦,夥計,有人已經買了 "歡迎來到芝加哥""

  • SNOWGLOBE.

    SNOWGLOBE.

  • SHOULD WE GET THEM A NECK PILLOW OR A $15 BAG OF GUMMY BEARS?"

    我們應該給他們一個頸枕還是一袋15美元的小熊糖?"

  • NOW, BUTTIGIEG RECOGNIZED HOW HISTORIC HIS NOMINATION WAS.

    現在,BUTTIGIEG承認他的提名是多麼具有歷史意義。

  • >> I CAN'T HELP BUT THINK OF A 17-YEAR-OLD SOMEWHERE WHO MIGHT

    >> 我不能幫助,但想到一個17歲的地方誰可能。

  • BE WATCHING US RIGHT NOW, SOMEBODY WHO WONDERS WHETHER AND

    現在就在看著我們,有人想知道我們是否... ...

  • WHERE THEY BELONG IN THE WORLD OR EVEN IN THEIR OWN FAMILY.

    他們在世界的歸屬,甚至在他們自己的家庭中。

  • AND I'M THINKING ABOUT THE MESSAGE THAT TODAY'S

    而我在想今天的資訊,即

  • ANNOUNCEMENT IS SENDING TO THEM.

    公告是發送給他們的。

  • >> Stephen: YOU HEAR THAT, 17-YEAR-OLD?

    >> 你聽到了嗎,17歲的孩子?

  • YOU STAY IN SCHOOL, AND SOMEDAY YOU, TOO, MAY SEE YOUR NAME ON A

    你留在學校裡,總有一天你也會在學校裡看到你的名字。

  • SIGN OUTSIDE A TRUCK WEIGH STATION.

    貨車稱重站外的標誌。

  • I'M TALKING LEGENDS LIKE CLAUDE S. BRINEGAR, NEIL E.

    我說的是像CLAUDE S.BRINEGAR, NEIL E.

  • GOLDSCHMIDT, AND OUR CURRENT SECRETARY OF TRANSPORTATION--

    高斯密特和我們的現任交通部... ...

  • I HAVE NO IDEA.

    我不知道。

  • IT'S NOT JUST REPUBLICAN SENATORS BAILING ON THE CURRENT

    不僅僅是共和黨參議員在目前的情況下放棄了。

  • ADMINISTRATION.

    行政管理:

  • SO ARE ITS OWN STAFF MEMBERS.

    我自己的工作人員也是如此。

  • A LITTLE WHILE BACK, I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE STATE DEPARTMENT'S

    不久前,我跟你說過州政府部門的...

  • HOLIDAY PARTY PLANNED BY SECRETARY OF STATE AND

    國務院及香港特別行政區政府籌辦的節日派對

  • MARSHMALLOW PEEP IN THE MICROWAVE, MIKE POMPEO.

    微波中的馬什馬洛-佩普,邁克-龐波。

  • DESPITE THE PANDEMIC, POMPEO INVITED 900 GUESTS.

    儘管大恐慌,POMPEO邀請了900名客人。

  • WELL, THE BIG EVENT WAS YESTERDAY, AND TURNS OUT,

    好了,大事件是昨天,結果。

  • EVERYBODY HAD A GREAT TIME NOT GOING BECAUSE HUNDREDS OF

    每個人都有一個偉大的時間不走,因為數以百計的。

  • INVITEES SKIPPED MIKE POMPEO'S PARTY.

    邀請人跳過了MIKE POMPEO的派對。

  • DON'T FEEL BAD, MR. SECRETARY.

    不要難過,先生。

  • IT'S NOT THAT THEY DON'T LIKE YOU.

    不是因為他們不喜歡你。

  • IT'S THAT THEY THINK YOU'RE A MORON FOR HOLDING A PARTY DURING

    是他們認為你是一個白痴,因為你在期間舉行聚會。

  • A PANDEMIC.

    PANDEMIC:

  • THAT'S WHY THEY DON'T LIKE YOU.

    這就是為什麼他們不喜歡你。

  • THE NUMBERS WERE PRETTY LOW.

    數字很低。

  • OUT OF THE 900 PEOPLE INVITED, ABOUT 70 PEOPLE R.S.V.P.'d, AND

    在被邀請的900人中,大約有70人被邀請,並被邀請。

  • ONLY A FEW DOZEN SHOWED UP.

    只有幾十個人出現了。

  • A FEW DOZEN PEOPLE?

    幾十個人?

  • LET'S BE GENEROUS AND SAY IT WAS 36 PEOPLE.

    讓我們大方一點,說是36人。

  • THAT'S AROUND 4% OF THE INVITES.

    這大約是4%的邀請人。

  • THOSE WHO BRAVED THE CONTAGION TO ATTEND WERE TREATED TO A

    冒著生命危險前來參加的人,受到的待遇是:1

  • SPECIAL APPEARANCE BY...

    特別出場的...

  • A MASKED SANTA.

    一個蒙面的聖誕老人。

  • WAIT A SECOND, I RECOGNIZE THAT PHYSIQUE.

    等一下,我認出了那個法陣。

  • NICE TRY, MR. PRESIDENT.

    不錯的嘗試,先生。主席:

  • I THINK SOMEONE JUST WANTED UNLIMITED COOKIES AND TO KISS

    我想有人只是想要無限量的蛋糕和親吻。

  • PEOPLE'S MOMMIES.

    人民的母親。

  • GUESTS HOPING TO HEAR FROM POMPEO WERE DISAPPOINTED,

    希望從POMPEO那裡得到消息的客人們都很失望。

  • BECAUSE AT THE LAST MINUTE, THE SECRETARY CANCELED HIS SPEECH

    因為在最後一刻,他取消了他的演說。

  • AND TAPPED A SUBSTITUTE SPEAKER.

    並竊取了一個替代的演講者。

  • YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

    你不能這樣做!

  • YOU'RE THE HOST OF THE DUMB PARTY!

    你是笨蛋派對的主持人!

  • THAT'S LIKE GOING, "UH, THANKS, EVERYONE, COMING TO ME AND

    這就像去,"呃,謝謝,大家,來找我,並。

  • MICHELLE'S ENGAGEMENT PARTY.

    MICHELLE的訂婚派對。

  • LOOKS LIKE THERE'S JUST A HANDFUL OF PEOPLE HERE, SO I TAP

    看上去這裡只有一幫人,所以我拍了拍

  • ROGER AS A SUBSTITUTE GROOM.

    羅傑作為一個替代的新郎。

  • GOOD LUCK, ROG.

    祝你好運,羅格。

  • SHE'S A HELL OF A LADY, BUT NOT VERY POPULAR, EVIDENTLY."

    她是個很好的女人,但不是很受歡迎,很明顯。"

  • BUT POMPEO WAS THERE, AND HE IS NOW IN QUARANTINE DUE TO

    但POMPEO在那裡,他現在在隔離區,由於

  • COVID-19 EXPOSURE AFTER THE HOLIDAY PARTY.

    COVID-19假期派對後的暴露。

  • IT'S JUST LIKE WHEN EBENEZER SCROOGE LEARNED HIS LESSON AFTER

    就像EBENEZER SCROOGE後學到的教訓一樣

  • GETTING A VISIT FROM THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS OBVIOUS.

    得到聖誕之魂的探訪,顯然。

  • OKAY, ENOUGH MEAT.

    好了,夠了肉。

  • LET'S GET TO THE CHRISTMAS CANDY.

    讓我們來談談聖誕糖果。

  • IT'S TIME FOR "LATE SHOW HOT GOSS."

    現在是 "晚間秀熱狗 "的時間。

  • ( SIZZLE ) BECAUSE WE'VE GOT SOME BIG

    因為我們有一些大的。

  • CELEBRITY NEWS.

    明星新聞。

  • I'M TALKING ABOUT BLOCKBUSTER MEGA STAR AND MAN WHO I WILL

    我正在談論BLOCKBUSTER巨星和男人,我將。

  • NOT MAKE A JOKE ABOUT BECAUSE I'VE NEVER INTERVIEWED HIM, AND

    不開玩笑,為什麼我從來沒有采訪過他,和。

  • I'D LIKE THAT TO HAPPEN SOMEDAY, TOM CRUISE.

    我希望有一天能發生,湯姆・克魯斯。

  • CRUISE IS CURRENTLY IN THE U.K.

    遊輪目前在英國。

  • SHOOTING THE NEW MISSION IMPOSSIBLE SEQUEL, "MISSION

    拍攝新的《不可能的任務》續集《任務》。

  • IMPOSSIBLE 7: TURNS OUT THE FIRST SIX TIMES WERE POSSIBLE."

    不可能的7:轉出前六次是可能的。"

  • WHILE HE WAS ON SET, CRUISE NOTICED TWO CREW MEMBERS

    當他在片場的時候,克魯斯注意到有兩個工作人員。

  • STANDING TOO CLOSE TO ONE ANOTHER IN FRONT OF A COMPUTER

    站在電腦前離彼此太近了

  • SCREEN, VIOLATING THE MOVIE'S STRICT COVID-19 SAFETY

    違反電影嚴格的安全規定的螢幕。

  • PROTOCOLS.

    PROTOCOLS:

  • WHICH, TO BE FAIR, ARE HARD TO SEE, BECAUSE THEY'RE...

    老實說,這些東西很難看到,因為它們... ...

  • GHOST PROTOCOLS.

    幽靈程序:

  • NO SOUND EFFECT?

    沒有聲音效果?

  • WE HAVE NO SOUND EFFECTS?

    我們沒有聲音效果?

  • WE WILL NEVER HAVE SOUND EFFECTS OR THEY WILL BE LAID IN LATER?

    我們永遠不會有聲音效果,或者他們將在以後鋪設?

  • WE'LL FIND OUT.

    我們會知道的。

  • >> Stephen: OF COURSE-- I DON'T WANT THEM NOW.

    >> 當然 -- 我現在不想要它們。

  • YOU REALIZE I DON'T WANT THEM NOW.

    你知道我現在不想要他們了嗎?

  • OF COURSE, CRUISE TAKES THE SAFETY OF HIS PRODUCTION VERY

    當然,克魯斯非常重視產品的安全性。

  • SERIOUSLY.

    認真地。

  • AND SEEING THE RULES BROKEN MADE HIM FLIP OUT, RESULTING IN

    而看到規則被破壞,他就發飆了,導致了。

  • THIS LEAKED AUDIO: >> Stephen: IS THAT IT?

    這個洩漏的音頻: >> Stephen:是嗎?

  • >> THAT'S IT!

    >> 就是這樣!

  • >> Stephen: ALL RIGHT.

    >> Stephen:好吧。

  • GLAD I CHECKED.

    很高興我檢查了。

  • NOW, AS INTENSE AS THAT SOUNDS, AND IT DOES SOUND INTENSE,

    現在,因為激烈的,因為這聽起來, 它聽起來很激烈。

  • THAT'S JUST THE AUDIO.

    這只是音頻。

  • HE SAID ALL OF THAT WHILE HALO JUMPING FROM A C-17 ONTO THE

    他是在從C-17跳上飛機的時候說的。

  • MINUTE HAND OF BIG BEN.

    MINUTE HAND OF BIG BEN.

  • YES, TOM CRUISE DOES ALL OF HIS OWN RANTS.

    是的,湯姆-克魯斯做了他自己的所有言論。

  • NOW, THE RECORDING GOES ON FOR MORE THAN THREE MINUTES.

    現在,錄音持續了三分鐘以上。

  • MUCH LIKE THE "MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE" FRANCHISE ITSELF, IT

    就像 "使命:不可能 "這個品牌本身一樣,它也是一個 "不可能 "的品牌。

  • GETS KIND OF REPETITIVE, BUT IT NEVER LETS UP ON THE ADRENALINE.

    變得有點重複,但它永遠不會放棄對ADRENALINE。